#<- reblogs are ok if youd like

[thinkingnot]

thinking about how the average age of getting electronics exposure has been getting lower and lower and how it probably contributed to tiktok blowing up as a platform

(a correlation)

[titanofthedepths]

Yes you’re not fatphobic but are you capable of talking about fat people in a positive manner without saying somft/round/rotund/squishy/tumby/chumby/any other variation of the sort. Are you capable of talking about us in a positive manner without it being about beauty or attractiveness. Are you able to talk about fat people in general without being dehumanizing or infantilizing. Can you treat fat people with respect.

[radiowlet]

im this close to making one of those little "rbs>likes, likes do nothing" banners to put on all my art posts specifically out of spite for the people who complain abt artists who openly prefer rbs on their work

[strawberry-selfships]

now that ive finally properly started selfshipping with mycroft after all these years of crushing on him and sweeping it under the rug (since 2018) i want to talk about how important he is to me

2018 was the peak of my sherlock fixation and i was in i thinkkkk eighth grade at that time? something like that. and i was really in love with sherlock himself (hes who i selfshipped with) but i also crushed on mycroft because i held them both in equal like.. respect i guess, in my mind. they're both insanely intelligent you understand

but when i was selfshipping with sherlock back then, i would hardly ever write fanfiction about him, because i've always been strongly insecure about my own intelligence (for multiple reasons like being very forgetful, having my intelligence insulted by family, etc.) so it made it hard for me to see someone as smart as literally sherlock holmes loving me because I felt like he would be too frustrated with me to give me the time of day, and that anything else would be "out of character"

and now that it's 2024, and I'm selfshipping with mycroft holmes, (I fell out of love with sherlock somewhere along the way lol) I can finally acknowledge how hard I've been on myself in the past and realize that even though I do forget things, or that it's hard for me to learn certain things or process certain things, that doesn't make me undeserving of love. I can also finally acknowledge that people who are very capable of those things, like mycroft holmes, can still have the patience and understanding to love me despite it. and hell, none of those things are probably even an issue to him! he'd just inform me about whatever I forgot/need to know/etc. and we'd both move on with our lives. he wouldn't demean me, he wouldn't insult me for forgetting or not knowing or not understanding, and he'd love me. mycroft holmes loves me and that helps me love myself.

[xumoonhao]

even more body positivity web badges <3 / first set / second set

[queenangst]

My AO3 Wrapped 2022!

(AO3 Wrapped [unofficial] | End of Year Recap Canva Template)

[butchmartyr]

im sorry but if you’re reblogging that massive callout with all those transfem urls and shit you’re kind of fucked. obviously the people who have screenshots saying theyre into insane shit are bad and raceplay and whatever else is bad. but so much of that fucking post is literally just hearsay and unsourced garbage, and making it in this current increasingly conservative culture is so obviously transmisogynistic. like me and other people i know reblogged from those “bad” urls because we saw them make topical jokes about the chaser shit, which i imagine is why many of those other people reblogged from them, i didnt know that some of them were defending zoo and etc other shit because i dont look months fucking deep into every blog i touch.

these people generate outrage of meaningless garbage like the chaser shit and follow up by seeing regular ppl reblog from fucked up users and now they have more trans women to implicate and destroy. its only ever trans women who have to deal with this insane amount of scrutiny and its fucking tiring. think for yourself and look at how weak some of these accusations are. don’t be afraid to admit you were wrong and fell for the bandwagon, just do better next time

[wolverinedoctorwho]

Every time I see a post about the Hunger Games series I feel like I'm being gaslit. Every new post references a scene or plot point in the books that I straight up don't remember, but its one that would have been extremely important so the fact that I don't remember it and nobody I've ever spoken to about the books has mentioned it is weird. Y'all're gonna have to start posting screenshots of the books at this point so I know I've not been Goncharov'd

[caffeinatedopossum]

you get how stupid pain scales are on an atomic level, possum. They’re SO dumb. Nurses ALWAYS tell you 10 is the worst pain imaginable and like, maybe we just both have melodramatic imaginations or something, but using ‘ten is the worst pain imaginable’ as my reference point I’ve told multiple doctors before that I was at a 2 on the pain scale for what turned out to be broken bones every single time.

Oh my god, for real.

I think it's mostly us people with autism as well as those of us who have been gaslighted with things like "You can't be in that much pain, you're so dramatic/sensitive/etc." and people always being told to be grateful/stop complaining because someone else has it worse (it makes you constantly imagine scenarios worse than yours which I don't think is normal and this is one example of why that's damaging).

Either way I think it'd be really good if there was more research done into stuff like this so that doctors and patients can communicate better. I'm willing to bet it would even prevent a lot of tragedies.

[antevault]

hey huge trigger warning for the newest tom simons vlog (“We Went Back To School…”) for a repeated joke about s*xual ab*se

details below the cut for those who want more info before determining if they can safely watch

there is a reoccurring bit where the teacher character (James Mariott) is implied to be s*xually ab*sing a student character (Wilbur Soot). no graphic description of the acts occur, but it is referenced repeatedly in an indirect manner. below are some examples of quotes from when it is referenced:

Wilbur: I had an accident when I was very young and I can’t get an erection.

James: Well, this is news to me.

James: God help me Will, […] you will lose all of your break time.

Wilbur: You’ve never let me go to break time before. You always make me stay and watch you.

James: ‘Cause special students have golden time, Will.

i’m planning to make a safe cut of the video later this evening which removes all references to that joke, and i’ll be posting a link to it on this blog once it goes up.

[clownhubris]

I edited Peach's lips to be rounder like her in game model. Don't zoom in too close I did it pretty quick so its a little messy lol

original on top, edit on bottom

[obsessivelullabies]

growing older with john price; smut.

part one.

as i said before, i think john was much different when he was younger. he was more adventurous, playful and unserious. this applied to his sex life as well.

younger john would be so eager during your first time, he’d want to make you feel absolutely perfect, like you were his goddess.

he didn’t have much experience before you, he probably wasn’t a virgin but still. i imagine he planned it out perfectly. he had a date planned, he’d take you home and give you the night of your life.

things did not go as planned. he fumbled taking your clothes off, the whole experience was a little.. awkward. afterwards, john was horrified and thought youd immediately leave him. he was relived when you gently kiss him and giggle, telling him you could practice together.

and practice you two did, you two had sex a lot. twice a day whenever you both could. you definitely improved.

john would always start by absolutely devouring your cunt. this was almost a tradition. john loved to eat you out, even twenty years later, he still loves it.

he definitely wants you to ride his face til you’re fully satisfied. he loves when you’re all wet and sensitive, so when he slips his cock in you practically explode.

when he’s younger, his favorite position is probably cowgirl. he can feel up your ass and hips as he watched your tits bounce in his face. he’d definitely tease you by giving you harsh spanks as you ride him.

he’s much more adventurous when he’s younger. you recommend almost anything and he’s like “ok!”. so eager. to try anything with you.

as you grow older, john definitely has a better idea how to please you, he knows every little quirk you have. he could make you cum in under two minutes.

you two have less sex but for longer. you probably have sex every few days. john much prefers to take his time with you now.

his favorite position now is missionary. he loves being able to kiss your face and see you smile lovingly up at him.

he still loves to eat you out. you’re his favorite meal. he loves tracing your clit with his tongue, his fingers playing with your juices, his big hands gripping at your thighs and holding you steady.

after you cum on his tongue, he’d gently move you closer to him. john would guide his thick cock to rub his tip against your wet folds til you’re begging for it.

john would be smirking to himself, taking his time to hold your hips up and thrusting into you so he could hit your sweet spot. once you cum again on his cock, he’d paint your tight walls white, groaning and mumbling.

“love you so much, hun..” john cooed, wrapping you up in his arms, gently rubbing your back.

masterlist. | requests open. | comments and reblogs appreciated. | this is unedited <3

[jinnie-ret]

hii, its the anon who asked about lgbtq+ readers.

what i had in mind was a nonbinary 9th member who uses they/them pronouns and interviewers and talk how hosts etc keep misgendering them and using the wrong pronouns, saying how theyre the only female member. the boys are the one to keep adamantly correcting them, no matter how many times they have to do it. the reader would be annoyed at the interviewers but glad the boys had their back, maybe the boys reassuring them at the end.

obviously only write it if you feel comfortable, thank you for answering my original ask!! your writing is great and a big comfort, i honestly think youd be great at writing it but this is your blog and only write what you feel comfy writing <333

who I am

stray kids x ninth member non-binary!reader (platonic)

genre: angst, fluff

content warnings: ignorant interviewer, misgendering

word count: 1.4k

summary: the boys support y/n for who they are, and show them that they truly have their back when a podcast goes wrong.

Thank you so much! Ok! I finally wrote it! I hope that this brings you great comfort like my other fics do too! And please give me feedback that this was written okay because I would never want to misrepresent anyone or their feelings in my writing.

As always, like, reblog if you enjoyed, and my asks are open for any requests you may have. And let me know if you'd like to be tagged when I post :)

MAIN MASTERLIST

"Welcome back to the podcast! Today we have a special guest, or guests, should I say, Stray Kids! Everyone give it up for Stray Kids!" the interviewer, Oscar, introduces us, the camera panning to us all sat in a cosy studio setting. We were currently in LA promoting our new album.

"Thank you inviting us!" Bang Chan says bashfully. We all knew of the podcast, well, us English speakers did, and we were so excited to be on the show.

"So, let's get right into it, you're here to talk about your new album, right?" Oscar smiles, looking down at his notes before asking us the question.

"Yeah, we've just released our new album 5STAR, and we hope that our fans enjoy it, and, yeah!" Felix begins to explain, smiling as he trails off, not knowing what else to add on. You give him a rub on the shoulder, letting him know that he was doing a good job. That's what you loved about being in Stray Kids, no matter who you were, you had each other's backs.

"It really is so cool to have you all here, and may I say, this really is a unique bunch of members you have here," Oscar waves his hands as he explains.

"Well, we like to think that we all bring something different to the table haha," you laugh along politely.

"Well, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about, Y/N," Oscar turns his body towards you slightly.

The others go 'ohhh', making you blush slightly.

"You want to ask me?" you brush your hair back, your newly cut black mullet, which went down a treat with stays.

"Yes, the reason I say you're in quite a unique situation, is because, well, it's so rare to see 8 guys and a girl in one group together!" Oscar smiles.

Oh.

Your smile dropped.

Maybe you had gotten your hopes up, thinking he'd be talking about your input on the fashion of the group, considering it was quite well known, especially with the group's growing popularity that you created many of the pieces that yourself and the boys would wear.

But no. Somehow you didn't think that this topic would be brought up once again.

"Stray Kids is family, no matter what," Hyunjin spoke up, communicating as best he could in English that gender didn't matter.

The boys could sense your discomfort at Oscar blatantly calling you a girl. Surely he's done enough research that he knows you identify differently?

Even the less confident English speakers, Lee Know and Jeongin seemed to catch on what was happening.

"And what an interesting family you are indeed," Oscar didn't notice your unease or the slightly more defensive stances that the boys acquired from their seats.

"I also wanted to comment that I think Y/N is my bias, you guys!"

Seeming to think there was a more lighter mood in the room, Y/N themself to relax a bit and laugh along.

"Come on boys, don't be jealous, I just think she's got this special quality about her," Oscar continued, thinking the frowns on your members' faces were playfully jealous of his comment.

"They are very special to us, we feel lucky to have them in our group," Han spoke up, subtlely linking his pinkie with yours as a form of comfort. The boys knew that such situations like this still hurt you, because of how you struggled to understand why you felt different and finally knew why, it was frustrating when other people, who were clearly in a position to do some research, didn't know.

Of course you'd give the benefit of the doubt, maybe he didn't know and he might be apologetic, in which case it would all smooth over.

But it wasn't in this case.

"Actually, Oscar, Y/N is non-binary," Chan began, looking towards you to see if you wanted to continue.

"Yes, I use they/them pronouns and don't identify as either male or female, I'm just, me," you shrug it off and say casually, because that's how you felt it should be. It wasn't a big deal,.it was just who you are.

"Oh wow, that's quite interesting, so you don't look at it like she's your younger sister? Or you don't think that as a boyband you have a disadvantage having a female member?" Oscar furrowed his brows.

"We don't feel the need to recognise our member by a gender," Seungmin grabbed the mic provided by the studio and calmly spoke into it, it almost fully calmed you down, his soft voice as he spoke in English filling the room.

"It doesn't matter. We are a group. Just a group of people who like making music and entertaining our stays, and that's how they like it, so..." Felix's knee bobbed up and down, and you couldn't tell if the ray of sunshine was slowly turning into a thundercloud or if he was nervous to speak his mind. You were thankful either way.

"Right... I mean, it's funny, it must be weird, like having her as a novelty to the group, almost?" Oscar said genuinely, like he didn't see an issue in how he was conducting himself.

"They are best," Jeongin threw a cheeky smile your way, making the weight on your shoulders feel just a little bit lighter.

"We're a unit. A team. I mean, it's funny, we don't feel the need to separate ourselves based on gender," Chan passive aggressively said, using the man's previous words to show he would not take anymore ignorance to how his member was being treated.

"Look, I don't expect people to understand straight away, but I can appreciate them looking at me not just for what I believe is a socially constructed view, one that I don't align with, but for my talent," you slowly explained, nerves filling your body as you hoped the way that you had explained yourself had made sense and would get a message across to the interviewer.

"See, that's something I think would bring even more attention to your success! Y/N do you think that creating this facade has brought you more fans?" Oscar questioned, his kind intentions slipping away.

"Excuse me?" you were taken aback. Facade? He thought that you were pretending?

"Hyung? We can go now? Yeah, ok, great. We'll be leaving now, thank you for your time, I think," Chan sarcastically smiled at Oscar after getting the green light from their manager that they could leave.

"So, that wraps up our interview with Stray Kids today..."

You sighed as you all got into the van, leaving the studio all together. You sat in the back with Lee Know and Changbin.

"What did he say at the end?" Lee Know questioned, rubbing your knee soothingly.

"That I'm a fake," you scrunch your face, looking at the ceiling of the car to trap your tears and avoid them from escaping.

"He has no idea what he's talking about, Y/Nnie," Changbin turned to you as best he could at the back of the van.

"I just wish I could feel normal, but sometimes it's things like this that just alienate me from everyone else, you know?" you sigh, tapping your leg with your fingers to distract yourself.

"You're far from an alien, Y/N. We don't care about what other people say, you're a part of us. Chan hyung was right, we're a unit, and we'll stay as one forever," Hyunjin reassured you.

"Plus, if anyone is an alien, it's Hannie," Seungmin savagely chuckled.

"I'M AN ALIEN ON THIS EARTH!!!" Han took that as his cue to sing his song loudly, causing you to groan and cover your ears.

"Someone help him return to his home planet," you giggled, making the other boys laugh along with you.

"Seriously though, we've got you, hm? Stupid interviewers like that have no respect..." Jeongin shook his head, feeling irritated.

"He was nice at the start..." you trailed off, thinking about Oscar's bright personality which was for sure what brought in viewers and listeners of the podcast.

"But then he showed his true colours, he was rude, you didn't deserve the disrespect, end of," Chan said from the front of the car, making his voice a little louder than normal so everyone could hear.

"Thanks, Channie," you smiled, the two boys in the back of the car with you letting you relax against them as the stress seemed to leave your body.

They had your back, always.

tagged: @skz-streamer @hannahhbahng @backintomykpopphaseagain @kiraisastay

[ashyslashyy]

this is an extremely specific poll BUT

theres no option for "i dont do this" because i KNOW this is kinda niche and i want decent data. ok thanks

please reblog i wanna make sure ppl who can vote see this!!!!!!!!!!

also if its not a haunted house/attraction, please say what type of event in the tags!

[ohcaptains]

your tags on the reblog!!! but specifically the ones about her refusing to accept cash!!!

i can literally see her being the gang’s driver and forcing everyone else—but you—to cough up money for gas. she’s like, “nah, that’s ok. don’t even worry about it.” ofc you protest bc, for one, it’s impolite to not offer—especially when she’s been so kind picking you up after work, and dropping you off most days. call me whenever, she’d said. and you did, for the most part. though, you’d never go down without a fight. “please, ellie! it’s the least i can d-“

“if i need money, i’ll just ask these two dickheads. you just sit there and look pretty, alright?”

the other two just about pull a muscle from whipping their heads in her direction. “hey, how come she doesn’t have to pay?” jessie scoffs, folding his arms in faux annoyance. dina chimes in with a, “yeah, i can give good directions too!”

the auburn haired girl laughs at their looks of betrayal, and turns around to face them. “jessie your mug’s ugly and dina…well, i don’t know—but come on, cough it up!”

she throws her hand back, and gestures for them to put their cash on it. “where to next?” she shoots you a wink.

the way i am actually banging my head against the wall rn because holy shit !!! sit there and look pretty oh my fuck 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 n’ because she won’t take your money ur always suppperrr nice and polite and “thank you for driving us, ellie,” you’d sing and dina would roll her eyes like, “you’re such a kiss ass.” AND YOUD MAKE HER MIXTAPES !!!!!!! and accidentally leave your scarf or something in her car and one day she’s just wearing it 🫣 n’ when u pick her up on it, she just shrugs and says “it smells like you.”

[s0lar-ch3ri]

JRWI ALFIR APPRECIATION POST!

ok for the ones who dont use youtube to watch jrwi, the pinned comment youd see for most campaign episodes is someone called alfir (they have a wolf pfp) that has done timestamps for EVERY episode ive seen of riptide (and mythborne), im also pretty sure theyve done it for every episode on the channel, which they dont have to do yet do (once they put them out 10 MINUTES after it was posted, and the time stamps were in the hour marks). i had so much trouble watching mythborne because i couldnt tell what was happening, so the timestamps really helped describe what was happening and basically how i got into jrwi at all (well, charlie got me into it through chuckle dungeon, but i probs wouldnt have stayed without alfir)! not only are there timestamps, but also tws and a quick message about how to support the crew (very epic of them) heres an image of their message below (beginning is always the same for each comment, but it still is special):

i cannot say thanks enough to this random stranger online who does this, my adhd would make episodes impossible without. now i do use the transcript to see what happens sometimes, but i always look through your timestamps to get an idea of what to look forward too. i cant exactly comment a thank you, so ive put it on tumblr, where others may know of your amazingness and commitment to the jrwi fandom! (i dont normally say this, but for this post only support is better shown to me through reblogs than likes, lets get alfir around the block boys lol) (also if this is creepy dude, pls lmk and ill delete it)