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blog001sblog · 5 months

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Ben: there's only one reason to sleep with somebody. And that is love!

[The others laugh]

Ben: (mockingly) oh ha ha ha! 'Yeah! Ben is a big girl because he believes in true love!"

Beverly: Ben, I love you, but there's lots of reasons to have sex with someone.

Ben: name one

Beverly: I can name 50!

Ben: no you can't

Beverly: Number ONE, last Thursday.

*Flashback*

[Ben and Beverly are in bed. Beverly cannot sleep.]

Beverly: Hey Ben, wanna do it?

Ben: I'm up.

*End of flashback*

Ben: Fine! That’s one. But I defy you to name…

Beverly: I'm gonna name 50! There's make-up sex! Break up sex! (Starts writing it all down)

Patty: And your friend just told you about a new position sex.

Audra: you're welcome

Stan: there's also revenge, rebound.

Richie: Paratrooping. You know, when you go out of town, but instead of getting a hotel room, you go straight to a bar with the sole intention of hooking up with someone, so you have a place to stay?

Bill: Oh, you mean “banging-for-roof”.

Eddie: oh! I've got one! Nothing good on television sex!

Mike: Hotel room sex

Audra: curiousity. As in "I've always wanted to have sex with a tall girl." Not a big girl! Just a tall girl. Like, if a normal girl were seven...seven and a half feet tall and wore a denim mini skirt. I have to know what that's like.

Beverly: ... okay

[ 32 reasons later]

Bill:He-said-he-loved-you-but-you’re-not-ready-to-say-it-back-yet sex.

Beverly: 43!

Mike: wingman diving on the friend grenade

Bill: 44

Richie: the condoms are about to expire

Stan: 45

[A few moments pass]

Beverly: wow this is getting a little hard

Richie: 46!

#the found family #💕🌦️💕#reddie #benverly #stanpat #hanbroughphillips #<- yeah i ship this #IT 2019 #stephen king's IT #source: himym

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marxistgnome · 1 year

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Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

#star trek #ds9 #tng #wesley crusher type kids need more representation #it must be such a weird environment to go up in like cool but weird #like wheres that post about wesley being the weirdest kid in starfleet cos they're talking about a specific procedure and hes like #ha yeah reminds me of when the first officer got god like powers and aged me 10 years #that but every starship kid in every situation #yeah i grew up on one of yhe ships that prevented that romulan invasion i was playing dom jot on my padd at the time tho so i didn't notice

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hinamie · 29 days

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quick itfs sketch page

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #fushiita #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuuji #megumi #fr some reason it's rare fr me to b happy with monochrome pieces so i am combatting tht general dislike by making it itfs #harder 2 dislike smth when it's a bunch of sketches of my ship kissing #oh ya threw in some good ol Corner Angst also bc i ended up not wanting 2 draw a third kiss dsfhjshdsdfjg #doing this got me thinking about tht one itfs piece i did back in april #captioned smth smth 'im on an itafushi kick'#n how that was like. the piece that opened the floodgates n made me realize how actually insane i am abt them #before it was just a casual Yeah This Ship Is Cute ill draw for it when the mood strikes #then after doing tht draws i ws like wait a minute whats happening to me #now here i am 5 months later completely emotionally dependent on these 2 traumatized 15 year olds #anyway this sheet is kind of an homage 2 the other one :'> how far ive come. how far theyve come. they make me ill every waking hour

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cowloafs · 2 months

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ralsei and susie >_<

#my art #deltarune #ralsei #susie deltarune #not ship art. i feel like its obvious already but yeah... i do not ship them in the slightest lol #deltarune fanart #ralsei deltarune #fanart #painting #illustration #artwork #digital art #artists on tumblr

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newttxt · 5 months

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crisis of disbelief

#one piece #trafalgar law #zoro #luffy #‘what ship is this’ sure #lulaw? luzo? law…zo? or is it zolaw. none of these sound like words anymore #well i guess bc they aren’t. they aren’t real words #‘law and zoro never really saw gear 5’ yeah. law saw his giant head in the roof and zoro was basically dead #they felt That tho #and finally #‘i thought you were taking a much needed rest break after weekly comics’#yeah well. i need a new brush bc my old one kills my wrist and there is a STEEP learning curve for me ://#it’ll get easier right. it’ll look better right. RIGHT?!

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o0kawaii0o · 4 months

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Ace Attorney x Hades

#the arrows are about their hair if that wasn't clear LOL I could have done a better job at the clarity of that #anyway first fanart of these two! I started playing hades during the holidays/january and started AApw in march #finished the first game of AA this last week actually! loved it!#fun fact: I started playing AA due shipping zagreus and thanatos haha - hope you can connect the dots #so yeah yk what will come next >:) (or at least at some point)#always rumbling in the tags sorry #ace attorney #aa fanart #phoenix wright #hades game #hades supergiant #hades zagreus #hades fanart #o0kawaii0o

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seagiri · 5 months

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heatstroke

#my art #dungeon meshi #laios touden #namari #lamari #<- Its INTENDED as ship arttttttttt #i live in the desert i love to make my faves suffer with me #also sorry if laios looks. um. i tried to fix it but yeah. uh huh

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snowthedemonfox · 4 months

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more sketches of this dumb bunny from various conversations with @gen-toon. there's context for all of these but i think its funnier if i post without

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc jax #tadc ragatha #bunnydoll #(yeah theyre standing next to each other in the 4th image. yes i ship them)#snowgems art #still thinking of a tag i can use for these #bunny jax #bunny au

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deeva-arud · 9 months

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He begged her to pose like that together (ft. Riddle "doesthisbreakaschoolrule" Rosehearts)

#anyone remembers that one famous 'draw your ship like this' pose everyone was doing on twitter?#yeah I did that too. Late and not showing it to anyone. But I did it 😎#When I drew that Riddle I was on autopilot mode #the next thing I knew this little creature was staring back at me #It's so silly but I still chuckle every time I see him #twisted wonderland #twst #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc #deeva twst #twst cater #Cateeva #my art

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hyenaa-euphoria · 7 months

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hope 1/???

more angst!! i am actually building an au around this comic but I’ve never done aus before so like this is new to me!!!

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iseeyoujon · 5 months

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The S1 Archives main staff was composed entirely of people who (at least partially) liked men. I choose to believe the OIAR will continue the trend of being equal but opposite to the Archives by having the entire S1 main staff like women.

#it's only fair #now let's try to tag this for visibility without obnoxiously overtagging shall we #tma #tmagp #dyhard #jonmartin #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #yeah the main tags and main ships are more than enough #also i consider lena the elias here aka not main staff but like. big lesbian vibes from her too #which to be fair that works as a mirror to him

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lucabyte · 2 months

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