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[keirawantstocry]

hey how about umm fit hallucinating pac and tubbo in the corpse pit 😇

i hope you wanted your angst bone chillingly cold 😇

Fit was lonely. A bone chilling loneliness. Did everything hurt because he was cold or was he cold because everything hurt? He wasn't sure. Something inside of him was blue and yellow eyes but he couldn't remember what. Couldn't remember anything. All he knew was he was cold as ice. 

He saw two figures in front of him in a haze. “Hello?” he called out weakly. 

They came closer and his whole body relaxed. “Pac. Tubbo. You guys, I… I don't know what's happening or where I am or…”

“Shhh,” Pac said softly, kneeling down in front of him. “Don't speak Fitchie. Save your energy. You're right here with me and Tubbo.” 

“But where? Where am I?” 

“Right here, silly,” Tubbo said with a laugh. A sense of wrongness went down Fit's spine. It was such an out of character thing to say. Tubbo never called him anything like that. Jackass? Sure. Asshole? Definitely. But his mind was yanked away from those thoughts as Pac leaned forward to kiss him. 

His lips were cold as ice. He tasted of nothing. 

“Pac?” Fit said, his voice cracking. “You're so cold.” 

Pac pulled back and giggled, the exact same tone as Tubbo's laugh from earlier. Something was so incredibly wrong about it. “No, I'm not silly.” 

Something is so very wrong, Fit thought. He tried to push Pac away but his grip tightened like a snake around his wrists. 

“What are you doing?” 

Fit glanced between them nervously. They had the same empty eyes. For just a moment, just a flash they were yellow and blue before returning to normal. “Something isn't right,” he said slowly. 

“Everything is right,” Tubbo said, tilting his head ever so slightly. “We're all together again. A family.” 

“Ramon is waiting for you,” Pac said, his hands still so frighteningly tight around Fit's wrists. 

“Where?” 

They both laughed and said in tandem. “Right here, silly.” 

“What the fuck is going on?” Fit asked desperately. Hot tears were falling down his cheeks only to nearly freeze by the time they reached the end of his face. 

“It's time to go home,” Pac said softly. He released Fit's wrists and wrapped his arms around the man's torso. Tubbo's arms joined him seconds after. Faster then the man should have been able to move. 

They should have been warm. They were both always so warm. Tattered shorts and tank tops stained with sweat as they complained about the heat of the sun and laid on his cool chest. 

Now they were cold as ice. Even colder then him if it was possible. 

“I want to go home,” he agreed gently. He didn't want to fight anymore. He didn't want to question how different they seemed. He just wanted... to let go.

He was getting colder by the minute, a roaring pain ripping through his stomach. “We're going home,” Pac said, arms tightening around him. Tubbo held on tighter, matching every move Pac made. Everything fucking hurt. They were hurting him. “Let go.”

[mr-aftons-rotting-pussy]

approx what shadow sees while standing by infinite. btw. if you even caare,,,,,,

[faaun]

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[vee-lociraptor]

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[persianmom]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[xxscrabiesxx]

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[that-sweet-jester]

poor Sevika's been embarrassed ever since, yet still stuck around😔✊

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it