#<bullies him affectionately>

[teisubrainrot]

mother have I got news for you

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*sees Alastor and Vox arguing*

Gen!Z reader: Gurl bye, it’s giving enemies to lovers😭✋

*arguing stops*

Alastor: 😃???

Vox: ..It’s giving WHAT?!🤬

[chiyana]

this is the stupidest crossover possible but I want Tim to make House his doctor

yes that House

why? He needs someone who is very good, will not give up or send Tim out to a different specialist just because his medical condition is difficult, will not be overly concerned about the danger Tim puts himself in, and will lie on Tim's medical records AND to Batman/Bruce Wayne/all of the Bats without hesitation or fear.

House is and will do all of those things without hesitation. He has no shame, no boundaries, he WILL get into a public fight with Bruce Wayne if it means keeping that man out of his patient's (and House's) business. He will help Tim lie to and gaslight the rest of his family without hesitation.

in exchange, Tim is his favorite patient. Not because they get along, necessarily, Tim is a know-it-all little shit and they constantly bicker and House hates how practically every facet of Tim's existence is a lie (and Tim thinks House is a smug know-it-all jackass who is needlessly cruel and callous bc he thinks the world owes him and never delivers just bc he's in pain, news flash a lot of people are in pain and manage not to be assholes) BUT, 1, Tim brings him really interesting cases and problems, and 2, Tim NEVER lies to House about his medical conditions or what he was doing when they happened.

He lies about literally almost everything else under the sun TO everyone else, but he is 100% completely upfront and honest about his medical history and what is going on with him with House.

admittedly it takes a while for House to realize Tim ISN'T lying to him because some of the shit he says is completely insane ("the vigilante thing is pretty obvious but what do you MEAN you got the Apocalypse virus TWICE, AND SURVIVED, AS A FOURTEEN-FIFTEEN YEAR OLD")

but once he realizes Tim doesn't ever lie to him, he becomes House's favorite patient because at least TIM gives him all of the data he needs as best he's able the moment he asks. At least House doesn't have to waste his time following up on bogus information or figuring out the truth, he can just get right into the meat of the medical issue at hand.

also it's so fun to lie directly to Batman's face, know the man knows, and know he can't do anything about it

[fell-e]

with how much i bully azul you'd think i hated him or something

[gjdraws]

Dief is v much the elder sibling and the only person who gets to bully Fraser and judge him

[annqer]

Knowledge is the measure of all things. It reveals truth... and falsehood.

[fuckmeuselessdegen]

i'm sick of his ass

[fish0009]

I love bullying Ramattra cuz i love him n Zen sm

[redninjaoutfit]

just started going to this school and this is my new roommate should I be scared?

[ot3]

im really normally not ever the type to defend any fictional woman's lameass boyfriend from narrative scorn. but they were way too fucking mean to mickey in doctor who. he didn't deserve all of that shit man.

[willowser]

your son is in that age where he's throwing a lot of fits for not getting what he wants, and you get so fed up with him one day that you wrap him up tight in a blanket and scoop him up into your arms, hugging him to your chest so he can't move.

you come into the living room and tell katsuki, "look at this fussy little baby!" and you force a bunch of kisses all over his face as he squeals with laughter.

and then eventually katsuki takes him from you and rocks him around violently, before ticklingly him under his little pits. "a baby? didn't know we had another damn baby in the house,"

[mochinomnoms]

Saw some stuff making me think of Idia.

Bullying Idia over getting a boner would be so much fun.

(damn am I gonna be known as the one to bully Idia 💀)

The fuckiing "BOIOIOIOING" is what's killing me

also rip Idia's bloodline it's def ending with him unless he randomly gets an immeasurable amount of rizz at some point in his life or he gets snatched up by someone who likes pathetic men

[hakugin0]

One has committed more crimes than the police can count... the other's Whitney

[ghoulspaw]

LYCA'S WARDING CARD HAS LEO BULLYING HIM

Or helping him hide his cute little wolfie ears, im giving leo the benefit of the doubt

[bidisasterevankinard]

if Gerrard will actually be captain next episode, the very least, and as we saw picture with guest actor and Anirudh, I guess it's possible Ravi will have to work with Gerrard. And as Buck was ready to fight Gerrard for Tommy before Chim step up, I can see him fight Gerrard for Ravi in 7x10 because no one makes racist comments about his family, especially his little brother

[mblue-art]

man's skull feels like the fkn sun <3

my artjuice is going into shitposting