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[nell0-0]

The trio duo ^^

[crystaleevee4]

is this anything

[joshsindigostreak]

The more fur he grows the more powerful he gets…

🐺🌙

[sundaycentric]

𓈒　　 ◟ 　sunday x reader　 ♡

ᵋᵌ　　𓌔 　 ⠀fluff drabble 　 no tw 　 ~ 170 words

Sunday's hands were snuggly wrapped around your waist, his fingers gently rubbing circles into your skin. His head rested on your shoulders, lazily looking down at the unimportant papers cluttering his desk. He had insisted on you staying with him, sitting you down on his lap. Sunday's smooth voice had whispered to you: "Your presence will make me work faster, my dear."

Yet, that seems to be a lie. He sighs into your neck, nudging his cheek further into your skin. Sunday's lingering eyes finally closed as he relaxed. His fingers began to slow, lazily resting on your waist. Despite his drowsy state, his grip on you remained tight. You wouldn't be able to escape him, even in his sleep, but with him so warm and cozy, did you really want to leave him?

Needless to say, those papers were left unattended for the night. Maybe the next one as well. It isn't his fault you are such a tempting distraction from his duties.

[bubba-draws]

Conversations aren't going to be the same for a while

(Not so) Unrequited Narilamb my beloved

[onlycosmere]

Questioner: I was thinking, what's your favorite cookie and where do you like to get it from?

Brandon Sanderson: You really want that instead of the end of book ten?

Questioner: You know what, yeah, we can talk about that later.

Brandon Sanderson: Okay, okay.

I'd say that my favorite cookie is an oatmeal scotchie followed very closely by a milk chocolate chip chunk with big milk chocolate chips and things in it.

[chonnysinferno]

third postofthe night. im not sorry

[hammerbonk]

Thinking about how Schneider’s UDIMO was a cricket, ironically a symbol of good fortune and prosperity.

And how it could also be interpreted literally, as Manus Vindictae saw her as ‘vermin’, not just because she wasn’t a real arcanist but because she was one of many expendable for their cause.

And also how it could be interpreted through the colloquial idiom ‘crickets’, signifying Schneider’s permanent silence as we will never see or hear from her again.

And

[honeynclove]

“Im gonna redesign the obey me characters” n then i never finished them anyway here’s a doodle of my levi

[biankaisarion]

pretty boy

[thelampisaflashlight]

"What's stopping you?" he asks, sparing me a glance before returning his gaze back down to his phone.

"Fear, I guess." I say, leaning against the low counter, feeling my ribs press into the fiberboard, "I know I can drive. I do okay for the most part, but I hate it. I hate driving."

"I like it." he hums, sitting upright, his phone abandoned on his thigh, "It lets me go anywhere I want, whenever I want."

"I'd rather be in the passenger's seat myself."

"If you can drive, why not just get your license and be done with it?" he questions, "Then people can't hound you about it anymore."

I push away from the counter and fiddle with the card display beside me for a moment before I reply.

"Any time I've accomplished some long term goal, or done, well, anything, people ask me what my plan is. What I'm going to do next." I explain, nudging a stray envelope back into place, "When I started working here, my family was already asking me about my exit plan. Despite all the pressure to get a job, the immediate response to me getting this one was to tell me I needed to plot out my escape route... Truth be told, nothing I have ever done has been treated as 'good enough', it's always just a stepping stone towards some greater goal that others have put in place for me."

"For example, when I was a kid and showed an affinity towards art, the immediate response was that I should focus solely on becoming good at it so I could turn it into a career... despite my protests that it was a hobby, something I did to relax, money and success came first to my family."

"So you don't drive... because your family would start pushing you further? To do what?" he asks, giving me a confused expression.

"I guess it doesn't make a whole lot of sense." I laugh, "I think I just want to keep their expectations low enough that they focus on that instead of everything else I'm doing."

"You're a bit of an odd duck, you know that?" he huffs, smiling softly, "You have a bike right?"

"Yes?"

"There's your loophole."

I snort.

"And if it's raining?"

"I have room in the passenger's seat in my car." he replies, returning to browsing on his phone.

"I'll keep that in mind."

[whitefriartuck]

Maximus is so relatable because the BoS are my favourite Fallout faction but I would abandon them in a heartbeat if someone offered me caviar and oysters

[sparebutton]

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

[guarddogbutch]

you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex

[dougielombax]

I wonder what the largest shellfish is?

Edit: Okay this post is getting a LOT of traction. What is going on?

Edit: Fucking hell.

This post has set off a fucking MINEFIELD!!!

What have I DONE????!!!!!

I’ve lit the blue touch paper and found there’s nowhere to run to!

I’ve summoned a wolf only to unleash a tiger!!!!! Made of fire! And nails.

Probably….

Idk.

Edit 2: 5,000 Notes! Good god! What the HELL do you want from me. I’ve never had a post of mine take off like this until now.

Some got close like the one about homeowner associations (fucking powertripping middle aged mediocrities!) which got at least 1.5k notes but this is the most I’ve gotten on a single post so far.

Anyway.

AND this post has officially gone to hell. (6,666 notes)

Edit: 8,000 notes! Holy shit!

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WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF THE REPLY THREAD FOR THE REBLOGS?!

Okay never mind it’s back. For now at least.

Anyway.

[kleinergeist]

I'd like to introduce to everyone this horrid thing I created about a year ago but haven't shown many people yet (probably for the best).

This is Baby. AKA The Monster. AKA Sight Tremendous and Abhorred, AKA Vile Insect, AKA A Thing Such As Even Dante Could Not Have Conceived, etc, etc. It's made from bits of scrap fabric I scrounged from various sources and is roughly the size of a human toddler. Its design is based on Mary Shelly's original descriptions of Frankenstein's creature.

But that's not all! Behold!

You can dissect this little abomination to reveal a full set of crocheted, knitted, and scrap fabric organs, all hand-stitched by yours truly!

It has a heart, stomach, lungs, liver, small and large intestine, kidneys, bladder, and, of course, a brain! So it can ponder the horrors of its own existence!

I used this pattern by Less Than Three for the heart. I ended up felting it because I screwed up most of the stitches (I was relatively new to crochet at the time). The result was a bit of a blobby mess, but oh well.

So yeah. This thing lives in my house now (my family hates it). I have yet to reap the full consequences of my hubris.