#@the graphic designer get on it

[spookydingus]

@bigyetimane: they should list the pronouns on the cards. (trying to think of the words for queer identity) also the reason they're gay.

me: they/them. and my dad, probably.

[hellenhighwater]

I had a colleague come into my office the other day and go, "hey, do you have a second, I have a...dark...picture."

And immediately, my first reaction was holy crap in the context of this office something "dark" has got to be the most morally reprehensible crap I've ever seen, we see murder and assault of all kinds on a regular basis, what on EARTH qualifies as "dark" in this context--

and he showed me the picture, and it was--

--solid black.

I adjusted the brightness for him.

[soranker]

DEEP💥SPACE💥PLANET💥FUTURE💥GUN💥ACTION❗️

[ratfest]

[sandushengshou]

the vampire lestat in the media (1/2)

[thirstyplant]

graphic design is my passion

[seriouslyimagine]

[franklyimissparis]

Beatles Wives on Self Help

inspired by paperback book covers of the 60s and 70s, here’s a little graphic design project i’ve been working on pondering the question: what kind of self-help(esque) books would have been useful to the beatles WAGs circa 1968 - then creating them as if they had written them theirselves.

[vickysaurus]

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[littleprincepaladin]

were thou naughty this year? 🤨

[kintsugikalliope]

he's everything to me you guys don't understand look at him

[sunlit-mess]

Different anon here, I’m studying to get into College where I can learn Bachelor of Multimedia Arts!!! It’s so glad to meet someone on tumblr who’s actually learning this.

I can't enjoy the course with this damned school fr AAAHAHAHHA

[blueskittlesart]

*sigh* thoughts on Nintendo's botw/totk timeline shenanigans and tomfoolery?

tbh. my maybe-unpopular opinion is that the timeline is only important when a game's place on the timeline seriously informs the way their narrative progresses. the problem is that before botw we almost NEVER got games where it didn't matter. it matters for skyward sword because it's the beginning, and it matters for tp/ww/alttp (and their respective sequels) because the choices the hero of time makes explicitly inform the narrative of those games in one way or another. it matters which timeline we're in for those games because these cycles we're seeing are close enough to oot's cycle that they're still feeling the effects of his choices. botw, however, takes place at minimum 10 thousand years after oot, so its place on the timeline actually functionally means nothing. botw is completely divorced from the hero of time & his story, so what he does is a nonissue in the context of botw link and zelda's story. thus, which timeline botw happens in is a nonissue. honestly I kind of liked the idea that it happened in all of them. i think there's a cool idea of inevitability that can be played with there. but the point is that the timeline exists to enhance and fill in the lore of games that need it, and botw/totk don't really need it because the devs finally realized they could make a game without the hero of time in it.

[oviraptoridae]

a bumper sticker design to let everyone on the road know you care <3

(if you want one, let me know, i want to get this printed but i need a batch of at least 25!)

[theonekierce]

Christmas just wouldn't be christmas!

(some closeup details and version without text under the cut >.<)

[sillyfairygarden]

put her on the front cover, they’ll sing for a crowd