#[ 🕶 ] Captain

[confessions-sm]

My headcanon is that if you asked Shotgun man and Captain if they are friends or dating they’d answer “we’re two halves of a whole idiot”.

[ayyyyysexual]

Tumblr on the Seven Seas

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it

🌅 castedaway Follow

No wenches?

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank

🌅 castedaway Follow

AHOY???

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys

🌴 pegmeg

nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats ☠☠

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🗡wagscallion Follow

everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"

💨 matelotsaboteur

Really makes you think

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💃 crossdressing101 Follow

this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??

💃 crossdressing101 Follow

honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously

🕺 crossdressing101 Follow

mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,

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⛵ privatesteer Follow

wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'

🧜‍♀️ kiss-pretty-ocean324 Follow

աaռռa ʟɨֆȶɛռ ȶօ ֆɨʀɛռ ֆօռɢ?

⛵ privatesteer Follow

no thanks

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

i have drowned at sea

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⚓ shiveringtimbers Follow

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🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today

💦 longjohngolder Follow

girl its not that deep ☠

🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

to YOU. i just get it

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🙍‍♂️ dudeindistress Follow

honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held

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🦜 pollypockets Follow

SQUAWK

🐦 aviated Follow

CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK

🦜 pollypockets Follow

CA-CAW

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🍑 plundermebooty Follow

the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

i think i hauve scurvy

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🌊 swabmydick Follow

mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating

🕶 longjohngolderdeactivated16511205

wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this

🌊 swabmydick Follow

i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???

🌴 pegmeg

op killed them

🌊 swabmydick Follow

even better news mateys, they kissed ☠☠☠

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[spacefatcat]

Some Comedic Law 🕶🤡headcanonss

Captain tends to lay his head on Garcia's legs after an exhausting day, and Garcia gladly caresses his hair with affection.

Garcia always, every day greets him with a tight hug, a hug that always suffocates Captain.

I like to imagine that Captain and Mr Clown have a dynamic very similar to Batman and the Joker.

I like to think that Captain tends to comb his hair back and takes good care of it. But Garcia aware of this he mischievously ruffles his hair.

"You're ruining my tough guy personality" "who's a good boy?" " Meee 🥺"

Captain ALWAYS has marks of red makeup.

Captain following a weight exercise routine….just to carry Garcia effortlessly.

Garcia is the only one that has made Captain laugh genuinely.

[fictionkinfessions]

Canon clothes! 👕 🕶👖

I have a few t-shirts in this life that I associate with specific kintypes.

I've got a couple Star Wars shirts. Granted, one is an Empire design, not First Order but w/e. That t-shirt design rules. The other shirt is the First Order emblem with a fire insignia on top. Flametrooper brain go brrrrrrr

A fuckin. Tshirt with *their* gd logo that I got back when Captain America: The Winter Soldier first came out. Not the gr8st thing to have now soooooo it's delegated to sleepy time tshirt, esp for when I'm in those shifts. (My sunglasses, too, kinda, but I do wanna get tac goggles again. Maybe I can make them a darker tint too.... would be useful both for kinfeels and bc light hurts dude... my eyes are sensitive af)

Oh, also have a tshirt with my unit's insignia on it, and the motto. (Everyone fights, no one quits.)

Those are the main ones. Tbh I want more, both for some of my other 'types and for these ones.

✉

[ringdabel]

🕶 : I finally found my captain’s secret bisechsusal! (He meant bicycle but mispronounced it)

-moments later-

🕶 : *STORMS IN* Captain!!! I found your secret bisechsual!

🩺 : ….What…?

🕶 : I found your-

🩺 : You better not tell anyone about Sora…

🕶 : You named it??

[thehyperrequiem]

NSR The Creatures of Vinyl City

Just going to show you a recap of my first No Straight Roads AU from my old account. It is called The Creatures of Vinyl City. It is an au where everything is the same, but the scenery changes to a Cryptidcore aesthetic and shout out to @sundove88 for helping out with this one, soooo enjoy!

AU Synposis: “In Vinyl City, Humans and Cryptids used to live together in harmony...until the greedy Tatiana started capturing them for her own gain. Can Mayday and Zuke restore this ancient bond before the fate of Vinyl City changes forever?”

And now, the Characters!

🧡 MayDay 🎸- Human

💚 Zuke 🥁 - Human

🩵 Ellie 🐊 - Mutated Crocodile (They keep her as a pet)

🌌 DJ Subatomic Supernova 🎧- Ursa Major (Constellation Bear)

💕 Sayu 🧜‍♀️- Mermaid (Obvious)

🎵✏️ The Sayu Crew (Tila, Remi, Dodo, Sofa)🏃🎞 - Kappas (Turtle Yokais)

💛 Yinu 🎹- Cervitaur (Deer Centaur) (She has Shapeshifting powers like her Mom)

♥️ Yinu’s Mom 🌹- Manaha (Cannibalistic Deer Monster)

💛 Yinu’s Dad 🎶 - Centaur (He used to be a Regular Centaur, but now he is a Centaur Spirit)

🤍❤️🩵 1010 (Rin, Zimelu, Purl-Hew, Haym, Eloni) 💛💚 - Techno Organic Moth Monsters (They can shapeshift to humans, mini versions of themselves and Beasts)

📺 Neon J. 🎖- Mothman

🤍🩷Eve 🖼- Succubus (A Kind Hearted One)

🔥 Tatianna 🤍- Manticore (It makes more sense)

👓 Kliff 🧡- Satyr (Goat Hybrid)

💚 DK West 🪘- Magic User (he may looked human, but the Tattoos of his are magical!)

🎧 DJ Zam 📻 - Jersey Devil (Biped Goat Monster with fork tail and leathery wings)

⚓️ Captain Torpedo ⛴ - Kraken (A Giant squid Monster)

🦄 Amal - Unitaur (Like a Centaur but a Unicorn)

🍳Aunty - Futakuchi Onna (Woman with a head at the back of her mouth)

👮‍♂️Azma - Minotaur (Half man Half Bull)

📔Barbara 🕶 - Magic User

💜Celine - Harpy

👩‍🍳Chef Sunshine - Phoenix

🩵Daphne and Jan 💞 - Banshee (Daphne) and Aqrabuamelu (Jan)

🪟Dash - Water Elemental

💜Gigi 🕶 - Loch Ness Monster

💖Joey 🎼 - Cyclops

💗Kayane - Fairy

💘Mia 🤍 - Gorgon

🕵️‍♂️Mystery Man 🕶 - Xexeu

👴Retdex - Yeti

🤖 Robot - Robot (Obviously)

👨‍🔧Timmy - Bunnyip

❤️Yiruk - Imp

🎧Zed - Bigfoot

That is all for now! Tune in next time for more Content of The Creatures of Vinyl City

[annathemcuandstlover]

My Headmates:

🏹 - Me (Anna/Aurora)

🏳️‍🌈 - William 'Will' Byers-Barton

🍫 - Cassandra 'Cass' Byers-Rogers-Barton

🧇- Eleven 'El' Hopper-Byers-Barton

🪓 - Joyce Byers

☀️ - Apollo

📸 - Jonathan Byers

🪩 - Lily Byers

🎀 - Olivia Byers

👮‍♂️ - Jim Hopper

💘 - Tessa Barton

🎯 - Tatum 'Tate' Barton

🐻 - Frank Zhang-Barton

🔮 - Erica Maximoff-Barton

👟 - Peter Maximoff-Barton

👿- Jude Verus-Barton

👹 - Edward 'Eddie' Munson-Barton

💚- Sophia Beck-Barton

♐️- Linden Beck-Barton

🧲 - Lorna Dane-Barton

🐦 - Lila Barton

💙 - Abigail 'Abby' Barnes-Rogers

🧸- Zoey Barnes-Rogers

🍷- Karla Barnes-Rogers

🗡- Erica Barnes-Rogers

💦 - Mabel Flores-Barnes-Rogers

💋- Lillian 'Lily' Barnes-Rogers

🇺🇲 - Charlotte 'Charlie' Rogers

🌑 -Edward 'Ed' Carter-Rogers

🌚 - Mara Carter-Rogers

📼 - Mindy Meeks-Martin

🐜 - Scott Lang

🐝 - Hope Van Dyne

❤️- Isabella 'Izzy' Lang

💜- Cassie Lang

🦋- Katniss Lang-Van Dyne

🔥 - Leo Valdez-Lang

🩷- Piper McLean-Lang

☠️ - Nico Di Angelo-Lang

🐦‍🔥 - Jean Grey-Lang

🦢 - Addison 'Addie' Grey-Lang

🚲- Dustin Henderson-Lang

💎- Hazel Levesque-Lang

🐞- Cordellia Flores-Lang

🎉- Sprite Lang

🍦- Erica Sinclair-Lang

🦸🏻‍♂️ - Bob Reynolds-Lang

♾️ - Scarlett Reynolds-Lang

🐲 - Illyana Rasputin-Lang

🤱-Janet Van Dyne

🧪- Henry 'Hank' Pym

🐦‍⬛- Cecily Wilson

🔫- Nancy Wheeler

🛡️- Michael 'Mike' Wheeler-Rogers

🍨- Steve Harrington

🔱- Perseus Jackson-Sweeney

🤡 - Benjamin 'Ben' Glenroy

🗒- Rowan Glenroy

🕵‍♀️- Mabel Mora

🎬- Oliver Putman

🇮🇪- Glen Stubbins

🚀 - Katarina 'Kat' Quill

💫 - Noah Quill

⛓️‍💥 - Artemis Xavier-Lehnsherr

📎- Juliet Xavier-Lehnsherr

📘- Taylor Xavier

🧠 - Charles Xavier

📕- Evelyn Xavier

⛓️- Lexianna Lehnsherr

📚- Charlotte Xavier-Lehnsherr

🏃- William Maximoff-Lehnsherr

🧿 - Scott Summers

🕶 - Avery Summers

⛸️- Betty Drake

⚡️- Ororo Munroe

🕷- Phoebe Parker

🖌 - Rachel Elizabeth Dare

🌩- Thalia Grace

☄️ - Kingo

🏖- Vera

🕯️- Augustine

🌞- Vivian

🌌 - Adriana

🌬- Ophelia

🖤- Druig

⚔️- Lucius Verus

🪞 - Bianca Verus

🪭 - Cecilia Flores

🤴- Nikolai Lantsov

👨‍🏫 - Gary Grooberson

👻- Trevor Spengler

����- Poseidon

💄- Aphrodite

🩶- Bellona

🧨- Josephine 'Josie' Allerdyce

👑 - Emerpor Geta

🐒 - Emperor Caracalla

Banner: by @moodboards-and-magic

Edit by @thatone-midgardian

[2oosterr]

navy days 🤏🕶😏

based off that one scene from captain marvel + bonus version without the sunnies below the cut bc i cannot make decisions;;;;

[gforcedrew]

〽️ ︽✵︽ ✴️ 🐾 Now 🔛 Digital 🎞

https://movies.disney.com/the-marvels

Marvel Studios' The Marvels

🎶 youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6MCBitStgNmjjaspKLsaeXDWmSTtZ6Dm&si=eVlgmA1ASgeAUjNV

🎟💥🔙

[confessions-sm]

I don't wanted to be saying this....

....Every single time I do Selfship with captain I remember that image 💔....how we cure that

Embrace it and draw your selfship over it

[cheetos-and-chopsticks]

Aye aye, Captain. - 🕶

good girl.

[ringdabel]

🐧 : “Shachi, I don’t think this is a good idea to sneak in the kitchen in the middle of the night like this, what if captain sees us??”

🕶 : “No he won’t, trust me. We’re both hungry asf and I want to eat the bear mochi I found this afternoon in the fridge!”

🐧 : “Isn’t it our captain’s bear mochi??”

🕶 : “He wouldn’t notice! Don’t worry!”

🐧 : “Okay then… Jesus, it’s really dark out here- Oh you bring the lamp, nice!”

🕶 : “��. It’s not mine…”

🐧 : “… what???”

🕶 : “I didn’t bring the lamp! I thought you’re the one holding it!“

🐧 : “No, i didn’t!”

🕶 : “Then who is—“

🩺 : “So I heard you are going to eat my bear mochi?”

🐧🕶 : “HOLY SH—“

I want to know if Law is shambling around Polar Tang and taking piss out of his crew jumpscaring them while keeping that poker face of his

[fictionkinfessions]

No clue how many of you all are out there, if any, but I'm just thinking again about it all. We lived, we died in a way, we lived again and now we live some more. I hope you all are doing well out there! I know I am, give or take a bit.

It's weird going from one kind of human, to being a fish guy, to being human again (but different! Any other Alphans exist with having dark sclera? This is what I've immediately noticed is like... off.)

Anyways. I love you all. Even TH-1, who was for us also Forever of the Stars, like from the Electric Castle? Hello to you. I've got particular psuedomemories of you. Miss you lots, you're part of the crew and I could NEVER let anyone just toss you.

Much love, the (really really not at all whatsoever) humble Captain of The Starblade <3

[SOURCE: Ayreon, NAME: The Captain, TYPE: Fictive, CUSTOM TAG: #🖥🕶 ]

x

[captainseamech]

OOC tag adjustments

I've been notified through an anon ask about my tags being hard to read because of the fonts I used, so I'll just do a tag drop here with regular font! Just ignore this post and I'm so sorry for giving y'all a headache for this long ^^"

I may include some new tags in this mean time

🛳 | out of the ship / ooc

✉ | better be important / asks -> also used in character

🕶 | grayface? / anon -> also used in character

📌 | this is important / rules and psa

🎨 | Lapis did a thing / my art -> includes regular art and icon edits!

🍾 | message in a bottle / memes & prompts

💙 | keep it there / save tag

⛵ | swimming along / queue

⭐ | ocean man approval / promo

💫 | captain's promo / self promo

🎮 | it's all fun and games / dash games -> also used in character

🦈 | life is beautiful in here... / aquatic environment

🎈 | what if...? / wishlist

[a-world-with0ut-dr34ms]

Between these two, which would you be more interested in reading a new CoD series on?

I'm sure by now someone's already probably written something close to these ideas, but I'd like to write one too so ¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯

GhostSoap Werewolf Action/Horror/Romance AU After Captain Price's sudden disappearnce during an operations deep in the outskirts of Russia, the Task Force is called to the rescue and further investigation of the situation. But what they find proves to be a foe far worse than the threat of war.

I'm thinking Overlord meets House of Ashes/The Quarry/Until Dawn but with a GhostSoap romance in it.

or...

Soap x Ghost x Roach Sleeper Agent Angst/Action/Thriller slight AU An op gone wrong leads to Soap's capture. Helpless to stop it, Ghost watched as Makarov and his men dragged the Sergreant away. That had been two years ago. Now, with America at the brink of war with Russia, the thought of ever seeing John again seemed more and more like a long shot. Until the day he did return to him, a shadow of his former self, and deadset on eliminating the Task Force, one by one.

Like CoD Ghosts meets Captain America: Winter Soldier, but waaaaayyy more dramatic and dark.

I've been writing a lot of xReaders and fluff and angst and smut (which I will keep writing lol), but I MISS writing horror and I want to see more horror/thriller fics for COD.

Other than my main WIP "Control", I don't have any other "official" big projects to work on, and I'm itching for something new that's equally dark but not completely tied down by the canon like I forced myself in my last fic, if not darker (maybe I'm just getting pre-excited for Halloween).

If this poll flops, I'll do a coin flip and you'll see one of them anyway. (｀∀´)Ψ

[leggerefiore]

Pokemon Characters Masterlist

All the HCs, fics and drabbles for character’s that aren’t the Subway Bosses.

Remember you can request other characters lol

🛑 = Yandere or Darker Content

🔞  = NSFW

💜Pike Queen Lucy🐍

Monster AU HCs

Lucy General Romantic HCs

♠Elite Four Grimsley❤

Monster AU HCs

Grimsley With an S/O Who Likes Water Types

Grimsley General Romantic HCs

🔞Grimsley General NSFW HCs

🔞Grimsley (and Ingo + Emmet) With a Quiet S/O Who’s Loud in Bed

🔞Grimsley (and Ingo + Emmet) Favourite Sex Positions

🛑🔞Yandere Grimsley General and NSFW HCs

Catboy Grimsley HCs 

Grimsley (and Various Others) Reacting to a Photo Album of Them

Grimsley SFW Alphabet

Dealing With A Jealous Ex

🌧Aqua Leader Archie🌊

🔞Archie General NSFW HCs

Villainous Team Leaders as S/O’s Dad Reacting to Them Dating the Subway Bosses

💙Pokemon Trainer Blue📖

Blue General Romantic HCs

❤️Pokemon Trainer Red🏆 

Red General Romantic HCs

🖌Trial Captain Mina🍨

Mina General Romantic HCs

💝Champion Cynthia📜

Cynthia General Romantic HCs

🌌Galactic Boss Cyrus🛰

Cyrus General Romantic HCs S/O Finding Out About Cyrus’s Plan Sooner HCs Cyrus (and Various Others) Reacting to a Photo Album of Them

Cyrus SFW Alphabet

Older Brother Villainous Team Leaders Reacting to You Dating the Subway Bosses

🛑Self-Aware AU Cyrus

Only A Fool

Normal Cyrus AU Fic

🐈‍⬛Kahuna Nanu❤️‍🩹

Nanu Realising He’s In Love With Someone HCs 🔞Nanu NSFW Gen HCs Nanu (and Various Others) Reacting to a Photo Album of Them 

Nanu SFW Alphabet

Dealing With A Jealous Ex

CatMAN Nanu HCs

💫Volo📜

Volo SFW Alphabet

Togekiss Harpy Hybrid Volo HCs

🛑Self-Aware AU Volo HCs

Volo General Romantic HCs

Volo Helping S/O Escape Yandere Subway Bosses

🔞Togekiss Harpy Hybrid Volo NSFW HCs

Realign

S/O Who Supports Volo’s Plans

Dealing With A Jealous Ex

💀Guzma🕶

Older Brother Villainous Team Leaders Reacting to You Dating the Subway Bosses

Golisopod Hybrid Guzma HCs

🔞Golisopod Hybrid Guzma NSFW HCs

🌿N👑

🛑Self Aware N HCs

Zoroark Hybrid N HCs

🛑Yandere N HCs

🔞N NSFW HCs

⚡️Elesa🌟

Dealing With A Jealous Ex

Demon Train Twins and A Witch Friend

Elesa Gen Romance HCs

❄️Irida🦪

  Irida General Romantic HCs