#[[wINK WONK]]

[kissesandarsenic]

thinking of doing like a trick or treat thing for halloween where people confess kinky fantasies to me and pick either trick or treat. if they pick trick, maybe i'll confess something of my own (i'm thinking not necessarily kinky each time bc i'm actually quite boring) but if they want treat i'll indulge and write a little Drabble expanding on their fantasy.

this needs workshopping. ideas welcome. like if you're interested? mayhaps?

[sofiaruelle]

Happy Valentines Day!

[brewed-pangolin]

My current obsession...

NSFW below the cut

Being on a video call that will ensure the promotion you’ve been working towards for years, and the smug bastard that is Johnny Soap MacTavish takes it upon himself to eat you from underneath the desk table.

You can't break the call. Have to remain calm from the hip up as Johnny skilfully devours at your delicious cunt.

Your brow furrows, lips twitch. Yet you remain steadfast and focused on the task at hand even as Johnny works you into a feverish mess just beneath the surface.

It all culminates into that one final question from the highest executive, the one that will make or break the next step in your career.

And as if on cue, the overconfident shithead between your legs moans and delves his tongue into the depths of your core just as you begin to utter the response that will set in stone the next chapter of your life.

Your only reaction is a slightly heightened pitch to your initial words before ultimately regaining composure. Fiercely gripping into the desk behind the monitor and out of view as the relentless waves of an encroaching orgasm ripple out through your core and from the tip of Soap's overly talented tongue.

As the sounds of positive evaluation and approval spill through the speakers of your monitor, you quickly yet professionally mutter your appreciation and gratitude to your superiors and swiftly close the monitor to finally release your pent-up climax violently against his mouth.

Throwing your head back with a roaring moan of his name from your quivering lips, covering him with your juices as you tremble into the chair and slump over in overwhelming bliss.

And as your mind steadily settled back down into blissful normalcy, you glanced down between your legs and were met with an arrogant yet affectionately loving gaze.

"Congratulations, bonnie."

Drabbles Masterlist

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[wmnylander]

Round 1, Game 7

May 4th, 2024

[mochinomnoms]

MOCHI! I want to know your thoughts and concepts on how ptm jade fell inlove with mc like I NEED ITTTTT ITS EATING ME ALIVEEE... PTM JADE IS EATING ME ALIVEEEE

Now it makes me have a thing for prim and proper guys but with a wild side in private oh come on!!!!!!!!

*explodes*

Omgggg no exploding! It's too much clean up!

There will be a chapter dedicated to Jade and his pov on how he fell in love with the mc. So I don't want to say what exactly was the process for him...but I think giving out the ideas I had and letting yall guess which one it will be is fun!

How did PTM Jade fall in love with Yuu/Reader?

He got his head done in with a metal server's plate by Yuu during the fighting in Book 3 and immediately went "oh, am I into this?"

Love at first sight: Jade saw the hot mess that was Yuu falling out of their coffin and their familiar setting everything on fire and just thought, "That's the one I want" because he likes to watch drama

Floyd and Yuu interacted the most during Book 4, so Jade got to hear second hand how cool Yuu was and watched them handle Jamil and kinda just started crushing

Jade's interactions with Yuu during events (Beanfest, Halloween, etc) are more canon in PTM, and it was seeing them in those more relaxed settings that made him fall for Yuu

Jade slowly fell in love with Yuu over the course of the previous year, due to them being unusually perceptive and calling out his true feelings constantly. He was annoyed at first, but came to love them and their ability to just instinctually know him.

[howbrightthemoon]

𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦

𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙙

[radios-arcade]

Workin on expressionssss

[sanctus-ingenium]

I love your bug cjaracters so much

thank you… here are some more (the full lineart of this was posted on patreon)

[poorlydrawngamzee]

thoughts on sollux?

TC: He'S a ReAl ShArP mOtHeRfUcKeR.

TC: aLwAyS gEtS tO fIxInG mY tEcH wHeN mY bLiTzEd OuT tHiNkPaN gOeS aNd HaS mE cLiCk SoMeThInG i ShOuLdN't...

TC: PlUs, I tHiNk HiM aNd KaRkS gOt SoMe TyPa ReD bIz GoInG oN ;0)

TC: NoNe Of My MoThErFuCkInG bUsInEsS bUt If He'S oUt ThErE mAkInG mY bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg FrIeNd HaPpY, i'M hApPy! :0) hOnK hOnK!

[usernyoom]

19/10/23, Austin - Daniel Ricciardo scoots through the paddock during the run-up to the 2023 Austin Grand Prix

📸 by Rudy Carezzevoli

[mydeerfellow]

More ways Susan has made Alastor regret dying

Susan not only remembers Vox's name, but 149 random facts about him that Alastor has never heard Vox even tell her.

She likes to bring these up as if Alastor cares. She brought up Vox's abnormal love of gelatin just the other week.

Susan regularly confuses him with anyone wearing red, black, or both. This is naturally Alastor's fault, per Susan.

She once told a large group of demons that Alastor is a moose demon and he still gets Canadian comments.

Susan gave him a Christmas gift once.

It was a deer call

She still doesn't actually believe Alastor is an overlord and appears immune to his ominous lurking.

Alastor introduced her to Angel Dust just to hear the insults, but it turns out she knew his great great grandpa Alberto

She regularly sends letters to Charlie listing her thoughts (complaints) about the hotel and "that no-good waste with the antlers" is always near the top of the list.

Alastor no longer takes live calls on his show because Susan.

When asked why he does not or cannot simply eat Susan, Alastor avoids the subject or else stares holes through Rosie until she saves him

[chthonicarcher]

fuck it this one gets its own post LMAO

[vamp1r3slvt]

It's such a shame that there is no knight in shining armour to fuck my slutty little prince cunt until I cry... A sad day indeed... 😔😔😔

[inkplotkey]

It him!

[av01d3d]

curvy/chubby! reader x Aragorn

Warnings: fem/afab reader, a little smut teehee

no cuz imagine curvy/chubby! Reader is arranged to marry Aragorn to make an alliance between both royal family’s, and he sees you and IMMEDIATELY his eyes dip down to your thighs and hips. You two got along great, there were close to no problems with your marriage! Except, well, the citizens didn’t quite like the thought of him marrying someone who had curves, instead of someone skinny. He told you not to pay any mind to them, because they didn’t know what they were talking about. I mean, damn, that man worships you!!

Like, you can’t tell me he isn’t into the idea of breeding. He practically begs you to give him an heir! <3 everytime he sees you sprawled out on your shared bed, with nothing on.. it does things to him. And my god is that man into some dirty talk. Usually it’s something along the lines of “taking me so well, my love.” “Yeah? You’re going to give me an heir? Gunna let me fill you up?” RAHHH but can you blame him?? You’re perfectly built to be a mother, he’s not gunna let that chance slip away!! <3

[lilbeanz]

As of today I have officially embedded the cover art for each of the 7 chapters into "Draco Malfoy and the Journal of Dreadful Things"✨️