#[🕷] anon

[merakiui]

U always drop such peak everytime I love ur stuff man😭 -🕷(?) (I think I'm ur 🕷 anon idk I might be a 🕷 anon for another person srry I'm cheating on u)

AAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! 🥺💕 I’m happy to provide delicious food!! And I do indeed remember my 🕷 anon!! Welcome back, lovely!! 🫶

[gabessquishytum]

I love your addition to the Dream bratty student idea, so I'm branching on that:

Dream shows up the next day, intentionally late so that way everyone could see him walking in wearing what are very obviously Hob's pants. They're massive on his lanky body, and he liked black only anyway. Hob didn't even think Dream would actually wear them to the class, so he didn't think to maybe wear something else- like anything other than basically the exact same pair of beige trousers but from a different brand bought probably a few years apart. Dream even smiles when he notices.

"Apologies for my tardiness, Professor Gadling." He says, fully knowing it just draws more eyes on him. Hob just tells him to go sit down and doesn't even look up from his ancient laptop currently not working properly. While Hob doesn't see the pants, all the other students do, and they're all trying to contain their laughs and chuckles, whisper the "oh my god look at his pants!" to their friends, etc.

Once the laptop manages to do whatever he wanted it to do, Dream was already sat. So Hob had to try and teach with the lecture hall yapping without knowing why.

Until class ends and everyone leaves, and then he sees the bastard in his trousers walking out.

Of course, he does it the day after that again to actually get Hob's reaction properly. Maybe he'll even try to get another pair of trousers. Or a jumper.

(May be back to write a "How The Endless Stole A Sweater" fic)

(Also can I have 🕷 anon if its not taken??)

Hey, I don't think we have 🕷 anon, so welcome to the club, new friend! Here's the last ask where we talked about bratty student Dream, and the trouser stealing incident.

This is a fantastic addition, I LOVE the idea of Dream showing up to class in Hob’s borrowed/stolen clothing - he's not even a little ashamed of himself! He had to cinch the waist of the trousers in so tight and he nearly came all over them, just thinking about how tiny he is compared with his beloved professor... Hob, due to poor eyesight and the fact that he's trying to actually do his job, doesn't see the trousers until Dream is actively walking out of the lecture theatre, swinging his hips like a dancer, showing off his cute little butt in the boring baggy slacks.

He gets his cute butt spanked in those same slacks less than 24 hours later, bent over the professor's desk with one of Hob’s hands covering his mouth to muffle his screams. The other one of Hob’s (big, wide, manly) hands smacks down on Dream’s arse, and it hurts even through the dense beige fabric. Poor little Dream.

Next lecture, Hob shows up with one of Dream’s gothic velvet chokers clasped around his neck. Of course, it could be a coincidence that the dusty professor has suddenly developed an interest in jewellery... and there's no actual proof that Dream is wearing Hob’s trousers. But as the clothing swaps continue throughout the academic year, it's pretty damned obvious that Professor Gadling belongs to Dream. And vice versa!

[lesbonym]

Awwwwww everyone is teasing my poor nym huh?

Come here baby, gonna fuck you in to the mattress, gonna make you lie there and take it, cum over and over again until you’re breathless and overstimulated

~🕷️

(Well, I can't say I remembered you commenting on how bold you can get until I read this, 😵‍💫😵‍💫. I forgot to expect this from you.)

God, I'd moan so crazy for you if you just shoved me into the mattress and used me like I should be. Make me scream and moan your name while you make me cum over and over until I can't anymore.

[sillysystems]

silly system culture is The Council Of Dirks

you get no context loser /aff

-🕷

What- The council of dirks?? 😭

Bro call me a loser :( /pf

[sapphicwriterao3]

"just an fyi, I'm fuckin terrified of spiders. highly ironic, if you ask me."

you and me both... i use the spider emoji because of Natasha Romanoff!!! (Black Widow in the Marvel Cinematic Universe / comics)

i actually greatly fear spiders and would much rather burn my home down than be within the near viscinity of it ... whoops. the spider emoji is cute, though!!! (it's the legs. i lovelove legs on women but on spiders man.. nononono pleasepleaseplease)

spider :)

haha, totally valid darling spider.

I too, enjoy natasha romanoff. and long legs. and women.

[johncon]

Mister Constantine, I had a rather...odd ..question?

Why do you do what you do? What's it mean to be you and all that?

-🕷

That's a really hard question... I do magic because it cost me a lot to gain, so I might as well make it worthwhile. Being me means drinking, playing music, smoking, having a wide range of insults and hexes to use offhand, and trying to help people even if you suck at both helping and people. Hope these answer things.

[midnightthoughtsbynat]

boo. can I claim??????

did I scare you?

🕷

Woah there, baby. Careful, I nearly fell out of my chair there.

Now, how would I fuck you with a broken back?

[sebsxphia]

Following up on selfish Fratboy!Bob, I think this could play out in two equally sexy ways. First, she could start going out with a guy (with glasses, Bob is still in his contacts phase) who actually makes her cum and Bob has to watch them be all giggly and romantic together all over campus until he finally snaps and drags her back to the frat house and doesn't let her out of his bed for two days. Because he's never had a cunt that hot or tight, and he can't let it be used by someone else. 🕷️

i’ve added them altogether my beloved anon!! <33

firstly, thank you so much for these insane thoughts oh my god!! secondly, yes to each and every one of these!!

you put the first ask so beautifully. as much as frat boy bob is a selfish lover, he knows he keeps going back for good reason. he covers it up with the fact that your cunt is the best he’s ever had, but secretly it’s because he’s a jealous and possessive asshole (affectionate). he’ll never openly admit it to you, but you kinda get the jist when he’s had you in bed for two days with non stop orgasms.

for two and three, bob would be livid with you if you were to tell the entire dagger squad about his frat boy days. it doesn’t help his case that everyone believes he’s no good in bed and, he’s matured now. he’s not the selfish lover he was and he’s desperate to prove it to you. but you’ll make him grovel for it. there’s no way you’re letting twenty orgasms go that easy.

thank you so much for these again my beloved anon!! 💌🫶🏼💖

[teddiibear444]

True False! You licked a dead spider 🕷

True I did infact lick the dead spider :]

[genius-daddy]

Ok I’m back from tractor supply! I got a incubator and some more things when the eggs hatch.

( places the bags of stuff on the table)

Well I’m going to take a shower now if anyone needs me. Since it stared to rain outside and I’m soled at the moment.

-🕷️anon

Take a shower, love. The bathroom is down the hall.

[merakiui]

Alien rook choosing that fuck ass bob will never not be funny to think about. Do you think it's a beauty thing back at his world? HELP 😭

MOTH ROLLO TOO HDHRHGEHEH

Tbh the one I've been most rotting over is maybean alien divus or trein..💔 sorry I'm a chronic old man fucker -🕷️anon

LOL maybe it is a beauty standard (or maybe it's just Rook's own standard). He's so weird and eccentric. You can never know for sure just what his thought process is like. And moth Rollo!!!!!!! >w< cutest moth you will ever see. Ignore his penchant for arson; he's just a little dangerous.

:O omg alien Crewel!!!!!! There is a lot of inspiration that can be taken from his Vargas Camp outfit... definitely lots of potential for a biblically accurate horror of an alien!!!

And Trein... part of me wants to make him a catboy alien because it's too cute. T_T alien catboy Trein who naps near you at all times and can be trusted out of his confinement chamber because he seems so harmless and sweet. He's just an elderly cat alien. Give him lots of love. :D aaaaaa Trein grew on me in the GloMas event. He's so sweet to the MC and Grim, and he was so willing and ready to sacrifice himself to save his students and preserve their magical futures even though he knew the risks and the fact that he was hurting!!!! T^T he's the father everyone needs and deserves. <3

[vampirerings]

I have returned cos it’s t shot day and goth vampires make my dick hard and cunt wet -🕷️

wow guess it’s testosterone tuesday everybody did their shot today and is horny and i am not complaining. and i am a goth vampire in dire need of a cute dick to suck and a wet cunt to fuck,,

[lesbonym]

“My perfect girl, I'll find so many ways to make you cry for me”

please baby , holy fuck what am I meant to say to that😭

let you do anything you want to me until I can’t breathe and curl up into myself because I can’t take anymore, reaching out to you because I just wanna be held and relax in your arms while you whisper sweet nothings and wipe the black tears from my face and neck

🕷️

(Hehe, I'm glad you enjoyed that. So cute.)

Baby, I'd make sure to take such good care of you after. I'd pick you up and carry you to the bathroom, cleaning you all up and cleaning off your smeared makeup. So pretty as you lean against me while I clean you up. I'd carry you back to our bed and help you into fresh clothes. I'd get you a glass of water before cuddling you so close and praising you for doing so amazing for me. I'd tell you how beautiful you are and gently stroke your hair as you listen to my heartbeat and drift off to sleep <3

[sillysystems]

silly sys thinfs is talking about my oc with my new friends in the sillycord server!!!!!!! -🕷anon(silly frontinh hii!!!)

I'm happy you already got some friends in the sillycord!!

Talk about ocs y so fun and sometimes can be silly indeed

[sapphicwriterao3]

hi mommy! this is ummm the first time i'm sending an ask to anyone so i hope it's well-recieved...

i just thought maybe i should drop in and say hi because you seem really cool!! i wanted to join the club !!! i think i might claim an emoji (🕷️) if that's okay! it's a little nerve wracking and i think i've checked to make sure if i've pressed the 'ask anonymously' button like ten times now!!!

i thought it was really cool that you wrote too because i really really really like writing :) maybe we can be writing buddies!! who knows !!

anyways!!! thought i'd just say hi because i'm a little bored today and i was lurking your tumblr account for a little bit <3

have a good day mommy!!!

hiya, little spider!

just an fyi, I'm fuckin terrified of spiders. highly ironic, if you ask me.

you're such a brave little thing, sending in this ask. I hope I haven't left you waiting too long!!

writing buddies, hm? by all means. I adore reading other people's work

[somensfw-blue]

lmanbur fucking you with the flag draped over you while tugging on your collar and calling you a good kitten, he loves claiming whats his after all-🕷

welcome to the sin bin, nonnie~!

you're riding him so the flag drapes over you oh so elegantly, the black semi-circle to your right, and the ends of the stripes to your left. something possessive flashed in his eyes when he suggested it, and you were more than happy to oblige; his love wrapped in the symbol of his nation, on top of him, there was no better sight.

his pointer and middle finger slide up your throat, moving under the simple black collar to pull your face closer to his

"my perfect kitten, always so good for me"