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Instead of it saying ‘secret third thing’ on polls, it said 'fuck you, I’m gay.’
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happyheidi · 8 hours
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。゚゚・。・゚゚。 ゚. May will bring blessings.
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paper-mario-wiki · 3 days
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hey i didnt rly pay much attention to that one meme but why did doctor han tell that guy that he couldn't do surgery? the one that was bad autism rep or whatever. he seemed pretty broken up about that.
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deloveusion · 3 days
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skin on skin cuddling is always a mood
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copepods · 3 days
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once again saying confessions accounts should not be for simply stating your controversial opinion on a ship or fandom or just to like complain about something fandom related or whatever. confession accounts should only be for the real stuff. the good stuff. if you’re not about to tell me you gave birth in dream smp cosplay i don’t want to fucking hear it
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alectothinker · 2 days
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thoughtcascades · 3 days
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no one knows how much pain it took to become this calm
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sonicrainbooms · 11 hours
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getting hit by a truck would hurt me less than hearing these lines
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give me your soaked panties so I can wrap them around my cock and jerk off with them while you sit on my face
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passionpeachy · 3 days
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crochet community almost damn near beat me to death for calling knitting needles "crochet needles". I deserved it
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I gave birth at a They Might Be Giants concert that was being held in a shopping mall and they forced me to name the child John.
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sandinmybed · 1 day
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dan and phil are embracing the proud tradition of being clearly in a long term relationship but "society says they were very good friends." it's the longstanding tradition of being your uncle and his roommate the confirmed bachelors, who have lived together for many years and mysteriously never married anyone. its queer culture x
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aropride · 2 days
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typing speed test
reblogging with a poll for people on mobile as well
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paper-mario-wiki · 3 days
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since ive transitioned, ive had a few posts about being a "woman" thatve gone through the Relevancy Cycle and got a decent number of engagements, including from people who Do Not Like What I Am, who periodically reach out and tell me what they have decided i must be.
but the thing is, i'd already developed a tendency to double down on things i get anon hate for (not to be confused with mature legitimate criticism, which i actually consider), so when someone comes into my inbox with something like "do not speak on womanhood, you are not a she, you are a pervert and an 'it' " i have to resist saying some shit like actually im Extra Woman! im more woman than the average woman, as it turns out. im ESPECIALLY a woman, and i think i should be named woman of the year! in fact, i think that i should be named cis woman of the year for how good i am at it! stupid.
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deloveusion · 2 days
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kissing someone and feeling their smile against your lips is so cute
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kinard-buckley · 13 hours
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"buck can't stay with his first man, he needs to explore" nothing to say he can't explore within a committed relationship.
also it's not like he'll lose his bisexuality if he doesn't renew it at the bisexual headquarters or something. he will still be attracted to more than one gender, regardless of who he ends up with (or doesn't end up with). he could decide to be celibate after he and tommy break up at the commendation ceremony and never have sex with anyone ever again and still be bisexual.
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