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[illusioncanthurtme--art]

pls pls heard me out...FIDDLESTAN! <3

ok, i got this ask ten days ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since. Because I got two other asks asking for fiddauthor, and I dON'T KNOW HOW TO LET THEM DOWN LIGHTLY BECAUSE I'M A FIDDLESTAN BITCH THROUGH AND THROUGH 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!

Don't get me wrong, fiddauthor is great and makes sense and everything. But listen. Billford and fiddauthor are multidimensional ships, they are good! But FIDDLESTAN!?!? that shit is the WHAT-THE-HECK-A-HEDRON!!!!!!! Even though it's literally 100% speculation, the implications are FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!! I jumped between three ships so far during this gravity falls thing, each time thinking one is better than the other. I've decided that FIDDLESTAN IS KING!!!!!! I'm sorry. I could rant about them forever. I've been listening to nothing but extended versions of disco music for the past week. (YES THEY HAD A CRAZY ROMANTIC FLING IN VEGAS NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE!!!! (yes i will. I will elaborate at some point. it will be like ten pages or text. or I will draw it. idk.))

Here is a sketchbook doodle from like a week ago. I'm gonna post another fiddlestan thing in a few moments, but my style changes like I'm a completely different artist every week without warning, so I'm gonna leave this by itself!

He comes into YOUR house, he steals YOUR identity, and he fucks YOUR research partner!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

[emmcfrxst]

Logan usually isn't breathless but when you're on top? Absolutely, all you can hear is bits and pieces of filthy praise from him while he's trying to figure out how to use his lungs again

especially if you’re pulling on his dogtags to bring him into a messy, sloppy kiss that’s really more tongue than anything else, moaning into each other’s mouth, breaking the kiss so he can tilt his head back in pleasure, hands flexing against the flesh of your hips as you grind down on him in a way that has your cunt fluttering around his cock <3 he surprisingly is quite vocal in moments like these, but it’s mostly mindless praise with the occasional breathless “slow down, sweetheart, gonna make me cum before you do” because despite everything he REFUSES to cum before you <3

[jasper-pagan-witch]

Biggest pet peeve in modern witchcraft books?

Besides the aforementioned fluff-to-hide-lack-of-knowledge, it's still gotta be the claim that every witch follows the Wheel of the Year. The amount of times I saw that in witchcraft books was almost enough to drive me to stop calling myself a witch entirely.

Thanks for letting me bitch about this, anon!

~Jasper

(Not to say you can't follow the Wheel of the Year, but I'm tired of everyone insisting that they're universal.)

[pseudophan]

it was weird seeing the back of dans throat knowing phil has been there :/

just saying anything huh

[canisalbus]

when scrolling my dash last night I passed your reblog of modern ludovica and paused to admire her again, and my wife walked past me at that moment, stopped and said "oh that's a nice furry, she pretty"

(for context I'm a bi woman and she is an entire lesbian. my wife also rarely comments on stuff she sees on my tumblr)

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[harmonia-university]

Xatu can see both the past and future at the same time…and for that reason is known to stand motionless staring into space all day long

Cameos: @occasional-wott-bros and @ask-serafinas-harem

[goldenpinof]

what do you mean sister daniel’s underwear were shorter. what do you mean. oh boy

my phone camera hates its job

[chris-prank]

This with Esteban, Vincent, Atlas (and Martín if he comfy) but reader wear the boxers so they HAVE TO wear the thong.

This idea is so funny and it gave me the opportunity to really show the subtle differences in their personalities! 😆

CW: Suggestive stuff 

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Vincent would feel really embarrassed and need a lot of convincing to show you the result. 

“Are y-you sure about t-this?” He asked while putting his hand between his legs in a feeble attempt to cover the front, “It-it’s not really k-keeping anything… in…”

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Esteban knows he’s good looking and that he can rock feminine clothes, so he would make a little show out of it just for you. 

“It does look good on me baby.”Esteban rolled onto his stomach, showing you his perfect ass cheeks, “but don’t you want to see me without it too?~” 

︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶

Atlas wouldn’t think much of the thong in itself, actually he’d be more focused on the fact that it's a gift from you. Like you want to have matching underwear with him and gave him the cutest pair?! You’re the most thoughtful human on earth! 

“May… May I really keep it?” He whispered in awe as he looked down at his new underwear, a slight flush contrasting with his pale skin. 

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Martin may not be used to wearing panties like this, but he doesn’t mind humoring you.

He let out a deep laugh when seeing your reflections. “I have to say that you have particular tastes darlin’, but I’ll wear them if it makes ya happy.” 

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Esteban just being the horny slut (affectionately) that he is  

[911bts]

I’m confused… People keep saying that 911 has yet to drop the full season 8 trailer, and that the 911 on Insta just posted the Grey’s Anatomy trailer, but haven’t they already posted a season trailer? Isn’t that the video they posted a couple days ago about the bees and Maddie taking the car and all that stuff? was that not the full trailer?

They're yet to release a trailer and call it a trailer. There was a "first look" and a teaser, and they've posted two videos and just said "bee-nado is coming" But multiple of these videos served the purpose of a trailer. So yeah, in theory they both have and haven't dropped a trailer. I'm not expecting anything more, but I'm not ruling out anything else being posted as well if that makes sense?

They could have a proper trailer up their sleeves, they could not. It's hard to say.

[hinamie]

Hina pls feed me with some of your itafushi headcanons

these took longer than they should have fghsdgs

apart from the others’ eyes, megumi’s favourite physical trait abt yuuji is his back/shoulders; yuuji’s favourite physical trait abt megumi r his hands

megumi used to be a picky-ish eater but having yuuji cooking for him stomped the pickiness out of him. he still doesn’t have a very big appetite but food is one of yuuji’s love languages so megumi will try anything he makes at least once 

megumi doesn’t know how to ask for things (read: affection) but yuuji gets really good at reading his non-verbal cues 

they bicker and tease each other a lot but don’t all-out Fight often. When they do yuuji is the one to apologize first 

megumi initiates their first kiss . it’s spur of the moment and after a big event (a brush with death, a nightmare, a heart-to-heart) where his emotions are running high n clouding his judgement and all he sees is yuuji There and he goes for it without thinking. Immediately mortified at his own actions afterwards n tries to stutter an apology before yuuji shuts him up by kissing him again :) 

[yandereunsolved]

Yandere Aegon the Conqueror who’s darling is oblivious and therefore he invest in letters and diaries while trying to woe darling by doing ANYTHING but confess

Balerion: *sees Aegon’s letter draft and decides to be nosey and read it*

Aegon’s letter: My dearest, I wish nothing more than to hold you in my hands, to have you scream my name as my cock plunge into you. *proceeds to detail the most raunchiest, thirstiest thing ever*

Balerion: *clutch pearls*😟😟 and next time he sees darling he’s like “blink twice if you need help”.

Yandere Visenya is probably the same. I know Vhagar and Balerion gossiping like

Vhagar: We were flying over his house at 5 AM. WHY? Because she wanted to see if he had maiden😒

Balerion: They will do ANYTHING but confess😒 one time I read Aegon’s letter and clutched my pearl😒 but do you think he’ll confess? No.

Vhagar: Don’t Forget them venting and crying and over the silliest thing too

Balerion: He once fell to his knees and cried…WHY? Because she didn’t dance with him at the feast😒 sir she was dancing with her BETROTHED. Betrothed cancelled the marriage the next day too😒 poor miss has NO IDEA and think he’s being nice not knowing that this man spends his day stalking and dreaming

Yandere Aegon is writing headcanons about his darling and hope they become canon. Let's be honest with ourselves.

He has detailed works in novel length about how much he wants to impregnate his darling. Doesn't matter if they are a dude. It's happening.

He's figured it out! The calculations are in his 'equations about darling' journal.

He has a multitude of journals all with different purposes. 'Darling's emotions' 'Darling's likes' 'Darling's risqué fantasies' etc...

He has you down to fine point.

The dragons are all just like "who is going to tell them their personal freedom is in danger?" "they can't understand us." "we could just growl at them and scare them off."

they are all like "no. that's a stupid idea. we need them to like us. they'll need our help after all."

[hugheses]

hi! do u have the video where luke says “take ME to the lakers game” i think it was for an ideal date but i see people talking abt it and i feel out of the loop lol

[emmcfrxst]

omg old man!logan with mom!reader and laura has me in TEARSSSSS i love them so much

he would never admit it because he's too proud but does get a little jealous when all your attention is on laura. it's nothing serious obv (who tf would be jealous of their child😭) but he is left with with a heightened sense of need for you and your touch. so when night time finally comes around, he's super happy to get you all to himself and just shower you with the love that laura showered you with during the day <33

(the concept of reader being both logan's and laura's favorite person to ever exist is so sweet aaahhhhh)

i’ve said this before i believe but something about laura really brings out logan’s inner child; he’s a lot more mischievous when she’s around, allowing himself to act like a kid and have fun— he’s provoking her on purpose (all in good fun, obviously! he wouldn’t say anything that could actually hurt her feelings, at least not once he’s gotten used to interacting with a child again, he’s accidentally hurt her feelings before by being a little too brash, but that was before he decided to make conscious efforts to let her in) and bickering with her any chance he gets, a grin on his face when she takes the bait and argues back (he’s not gonna lie, he’s pretty proud of just how vivacious she is, she does remind him of himself but he won’t admit that out loud) because he’s really never felt quite as youthful when he’s around her. they’re quite entertaining to watch honestly, because he absolutely will stick his tongue out back at her if she does it, and he will chase her around the house in playful anger if she insults him. he also likes to ruffle her hair when walking past her because she always lets out the most offended little yell, jumping on his back in retaliation and he walks around the house with her hanging off of him like a koala, despite the ache/discomfort the added weight brings him. he’s also the one who started using the nickname “monkey” for her, partly due to her most prized possession: a plushie you gave her (which i talked about here if you wanna read <3) and partly because she loves to climb pretty much everything she sees; including trees, doorframes, random furniture, fences and of course her daddy. anyways yes, since she brings out the youthful side of him he does allow himself to fight her for your attention, which quickly turns into a competition (honestly pretty much anything turns into a competition when it comes to these two, it’s kind of their love language) and logan isn’t afraid to play dirty despite the fact that laura is like 11— he will use his strength to untangle her from you, playfully throwing her on the couch away from you and grinning at her while wrapping his own arms around you, mouthing “my turn now” to her, making her look at him with the most offended expression ever seen on a human being. there’s never a boring moment with them, and you’re constantly showered in both attention and affection <3

[patrothestupid]

woe upon thee Patro, 400,000 smooches will be blown at you in the span of a single minute for being so handsome and agreeable.

death number I didn't keep count

[pseudophan]

it's so cute how dan keeps posting phil on their little dates it's really giving here's my boyfriend

dan has it so easy cause he gets to pretend to be all cool and not like the other girls and that he's only posting photos of phil because he knows we want to see him and it's definitely for sure absolutely not just cause he wants to show him off

[canisalbus]

we have this pony at my riding school. for horse shaped in conformation though? his name is farsi? he’s chestnut but just. very machete in personality. anxious and has to be handled gently but works harder than any pony i’ve met. harder than many horses actually. oftentimes children ride ponies so ponies tend to be less likely to listen, but not our adhd pony farsi <3

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