#— clumsy anon ⨾

[canisalbus]

Looking at your art summary your art has gotten a softness to it that it didnt have before (said positively). I hope this is, in part, because life has been kinder to you than it was before, if only because you deserve a good, kind life. I hope the new year greets you like an old friend.

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[ceruleancattail]

if you're okay with it, could i request floyd and rook with gn reader who has many scars and marks on their body? like in a comfort way, and not in a weird way lol, if you decide to take the request, then thank you!

Scarred

Floyd x reader, Rook x reader

Floyd traces them.

Gently pressing his finger into your skin, chuckling at the way it sinks it ever so slightly. Dragging his hand across the length of those marks on your body. He traces them with a somewhat amused air, as if he was drawing a line between all the dots.

Almost like those old connect-the-dot picture books for children. You could feel the chill of his nail, skating from one mark to another. Connecting all the marks engraved into your body, trying to make sense of them all.

If you try to shake him off, or cover them up, Floyd’s whining away. His lower lip juts out in a petulant pout, shaking your arm until you let him continue. If you ask him why he does it… well, Floyd doesn’t really have a proper answer to that!

It’s nice feeling your skin under his hands. It’s like flipping the pages of a book, Y’know? Looking at all the underlined words, the little annotations… feeling the little creases left from the owner dog-earring their favourite pages… little things like that. The loving marks of a book read over and over again.

These scars and marks, they all tell stories, don’t they? The grand saga of shrimpy throughout the ages!

Besides, you’re warm. Warmer than anything else in this great wide world, so let Floyd cling onto you, yeah?

Just for a bit longer, Shrimpy.

Let him stay with you.

Rook likes looking at all the marks on your skin.

It’s fascinating, truly. You catch him staring a little more than he should, but how could Rook ever tear his eyes away? It’s you, after all.

He watches them stretch and wrinkle with every movement, etched onto your skin like carvings on marble, dug into the stone with determined hands. Sometimes, Rook even shows you his own. Rolling up his sleeves to reveal arms scratched and gnawed at, faint white lines running jagged through his skin.

The well-earned rewards from the hunt. If you’re willing to listen, Rook will dazzle you with tales from each of his exploits. Describing each experience with enthusiastic gusto, coaxing a smile onto your face with his contagious grin.

If you’ll allow him, Rook would love to examine them up close. Fingers grazing your skin ever so lightly, following the outline of every single mark your skin has to show him. Allowing his fingers to roam, Rook hums softly. Drawing brillant constellations across your body, gentle voice whispering the story of each one into your ear softly.

Don’t you see, love? You are made of stars.

De toute beauté, darling.

[coincasual]

the littlest sister Eyerine💕✨

[paapasmurf]

¿Crees que podrás dibujar algún arte conmovedor de padre e hijo entre Papá Pitufo y Pitufo Torpe?

EN PRIMER LUGAR. NO SE LLAMA TORPE, SE LLAMA TONTÍN. ODIO K LA NUEVA SERIE DOBLADA LES CAMBIARA NOMBRES AAAGH

Hice esto, sirve?

[emotionally-enervated-conagher]

Crazy how this all stemmed from someone making fun of Dell’s gunslinger hehehe

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Bonus: Whatever tf is happening in this current rp chain JSJFJSJAJ

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The Awesome rp blogs involved in this >X] V

@emotionally-composed-spy

@emotionally-clumsy-soldier

@emotionally-inept-medics

[roguelov]

I think this is fluff??? Imagine Morpheus and clumsy reader who can't walk without stumbling on their own leg at least twice a day, bump into corners or stumble into objects. Sometimes their close ones/friends look at reader bruised limbs and wonder how they didn't die yet.

Maybe Morpheus sits on the throne stairs, you almost approach him, but being a small disaster, you stumble. Morpheus quickly drags your arm/waist and you end up on his lap. You feel awkward, apologising and going to get up, but he lock his hand on you, cuddling and nuzzling your neck. (⁠๑⁠´⁠•⁠.̫⁠ ⁠•⁠ ⁠`⁠๑⁠)

Love ur work, thank you for it so much 😭🩵

This is so fucking cute and my clumsy ass needs this

“Dream?”

Dream’s eyes slid down to you at the bottom staircase to his throne. He silently gestured you to come up.

He honestly should have known better.

His poor little walking disaster.

You carefully climbed up the stairs with a clipboard in your arms. It was plans for some expansions in the Dreaming drafted up by Lucienne and yourself. You needed to discuss and show Dream to approve them. However, as per your special type of misfortune, reaching the last few steps, you miscalculated your footing. You were just a tad too short.

You slipped and tumbled forward with a surprised gasp.

The clipboard clattered to the ground as you fell forward waiting for the painful, yet familiar, feeling.

However, Dream was far quicker. He wrapped an arm around your waist, and pulled you towards him and onto his lap. Instead of collapsing on the hard concrete stairs, you collapsed into Dream’s firm chest.

You heart lurched forward.

“What am I going to do with you,” he whispered more so to himself.

“I’m sorry,” you blurted out. You lifted your head, staring into his oceanic eyes. A heat rose to your cheeks. “But, uh, thank you for that -“ you cleared your throat - “I’ll get up -“

His grip tightened. “Stay.”

He wasn’t truly giving you an option, but you wouldn’t have refused otherwise. You muttered quietly, “Okay.”

His eyes glanced over your body. He sighed, seeing a new bruise on your upper arm near your shoulder.

“You must be more careful,” he said, running his finger gently over the discolored spot.

“It’s not like I do it on purpose,” you huffed.

“Perhaps not.”

“Perhaps not? It’s not like see a corner and think ‘let’s run into it’ -“

“Please,” he murmured. He nuzzled his face into your neck, and squeezed you close to him. “Try harder, it pains me to see your body in such a state.”

Your heart skipped. Swallowing down your nerves, you raised your hands, wrapping them around his shoulders. You buried your face into his hair. It smelled of the salty breezy air on a sunny beach. “I’ll try.”

“Good,” he whispered into your neck.

[emotionally-clumsy-soldier]

how would you react to engie losing his beard completely? :>

"I think I'd hate it."

[cafemilk-tea]

In those seventeen guide videos on YouTube, what info would people provide about evie? Like “blind bat #2”, or “the babied maknae (sorry Dino)”, or “graceful swan onstage, clumsy offstage”

Hope you’ve been well lately and are remembering to rest and eat ☺️

-🥕

I LOVE THISS!!

svt’s elegant main vocalist [mini compilation of her saying this as her introduction + best vocal moments]

“And what about it?” [An iconic phrase she said once in going seventeen that became a famous meme in kpop]

svt’s resident insect defender [clip of DK on weekly idol saying she protects them from bugs + mini compilation of evie squashing bugs]

if i fits, i sits [mini compilation of evie sitting on members laps/in the smallest spaces possible]

baby girl energy [mini compilation of her asking members to open things/ her pouting and being cute in general]

another blind bat [mini compilation of her squinting to read things off in the distance including her and wonu side by side squinting at something]

[pcktknife]

It feels like a waste that no one has done a magical girl show where the magical girls are all milves

im so mad at you for saying this cause now i have to live knowing theyre arent any good magical milf groups

[blue-dragon-has-a-pen]

Hi! Would you mind if i (attempted to) turn your pixel art into a knitting pattern? Specifically the blue-purple "hold on to your hopes an dreams" skull.

Its not happening anytime soon but id like to try when my current projects are done lol

Hi! I'm glad you like the design! I asked the person I designed it for and they said yes, so go ahead!

I know you said its not happening anytime soon, but we are still super hyped lmao so BEST OF LUCK TO YOU!!!!

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Pathetic Eclipse actually managing to get the Star one day, through sheer dumb luck that managed to look like a well-executed evil scheme. And everyone is freaking out because holy shit the harmless dork villain actually pulled off real dastardly genius pro villain shit.

Meanwhile Pathetic Eclipse is just lost on what to do now that he’s won, because “I don’t know. I never thought I’d get this far…”🦇

Pathetic Eclipse simply looks at Moon, looks at the Star. Looks at Moon. Looks at the Star. Looks at Moon. Then simply says 'want this back?' To which Moon says 'yes', of course, he does indeed not want Eclipse to have the Star.

Moon knows at this point that his dumbass child didn't even try to get the Star after having seen just how pathetic Eclipse is, especially with all his failed torment resulting in injuries to only himself. He has seen the level of dumbass Eclipse is and knows exactly how incredibly pathetic he is and loves his stupid clumsy son by that point.

Eclipse hands Moon the Star back after tripping over the guard rail and falling into the main balcony room from the balcony. Moon now has a crying Eclipse who just cracked his faceplate and is whining that his head hurts.

[atopvisenyashill]

If you had the chance to change something about the dance of the dragons (TV show or book), what would it be? For example, how a character dies, which team a house is on,or an entire character personally. How would you change it to make the story better, in your opinion? 💙💚🖤♥️

JUST ONE THING. ANON U R A SADIST.

aksjdjd no okay thank you great ask. sorry if it’s a lil all over the place, i think obsessively about how i would adapt f&b and asoiaf if i was a millionaire lmao.

for the show it’s so easy (besides just giving it like ten more episodes to cook before getting to the Dance, I mean) - lean into the dueling protagonists of alicent & rhaenyra by giving them dueling deuteragonists in aegon ii and jacaerys. i realize this would completely reframe the whole show lmao, but we can even compromise and say once they do that ten year skip, the narrative should focus in on building up the two sides through the dueling protagonists alicent & rhaenyra, and dueling deuteragonists aegon & jace. it makes way more sense to have the character they most interact with be their sons & “heirs” and contrast those relationships & all the politics that exist in how they act as mothers towards their sons. rather than focus in on daemon as the second main character for rhaenyra and…this weird fucking musical chairs male protagonist with the greens they’re doing. it doesn’t fix everything but i think shifting the focus from rhaenyra’s marriages to her as a mother and queen regnant, and from alicent’s conga line of abuses to again, an active role as a mother and queen consort/queen mother, as well as fleshing out the two men who are objectively thee most important men in their lives (argue with the wall jace & aegon haters!!!!). explaining why jace & aegon developed into the sort of men they are through how they exist in the most important relationship in their lives, literally until the day they both die. (and if you’re curious, daemon’s counterpart is aemond, they get to be number three for both their sides. viserys isn’t on a “team” but he does have a counterpart and it’s QOREN).

i think the way they did it in the show really does a disservice to the potential of aegon and especially jacaerys as characters, as well as downplaying the importance of a lot of critical relationships like rhaewin, laenyra, criston’s entire demented relationship with both women, rhaenys’ relationship with laena & rhaenyra, alicent’s whole ass relationship with her kids, AND rhaenyra’s whole ass relationship with her kids. imo they go for this kind of half in half out “we want to appeal to the insane targ stans who genuinely believe incest will save westeros” and “we want to write a story about the complexities of motherhood & sexuality in a patriarchal society” and wound up in a weird place where daemon & alicent are both bisexual but only in deleted scenes and completely drop rhaenyra’s gender fuckery the moment she’s played by an actually non-binary actor and also completely bury the other non-binary actor (rhaena’s actor, phoebe campbell) by giving their character like two fucking lines and no depth.

also better wigs jesus FUCKING christ hbo i know you have the budget!!

for the books….a lot of the problem with the dance is that f&b is so antithetical to how george writes. it’s effectively a very long and detailed outline of a plot and george doesn’t write exclusively by outline. as he says himself, he gardens - he writes and he sees where the writing takes him. if he had actually sat down and written out the dance as a series of short stories the way he does with dunk & egg, i think the plot would not only be massively different it would also be leaps and bounds better. what i want to change is to make george actually WRITE the dance and not just outline and call it a day!!!!

BUT. Okay if I can change ONE thing. fuck that’s hard.

I’d make Larys’ motivation more clear, and when i say more clear i mean my theory is that Larys just straight up hated the Targaryens and Velaryons bc he believed one of them killed Harwin, and decided to get revenge by completely fucking over the whole family tree. i get why people like his show version (I like parts of him a lot too and the actor has some galaxy brained takes!!!) but i think while Larys is well done, his character adaption & the way he’s completely unknowable in the series itself is just a rehash of Tyrion. We already have a disabled younger brother who hates his older brother for being condescending in his love & conditional acceptance, and hates his father for being a patriarchal monster, and is a sexually abusive menace to teenage girls, and I don’t think they are saying anything new or groundbreaking with Larys in the show or book. He is just there to be the evil crippled henchman, and then die.

No, what I want is a true chaos agent to rival Littlefucker, a man who becomes obsessively and uncomfortably devoted to Harwin, the only person in his entire life who ever treated him with any love or respect or care, who launches this bloody, demented quest to completely wipe out every Valyrian left alive for the misuse and murder of his brother. Willing to help kill his own nephews. Willing to burn the kingdom to the ground. Willing to destroy his own house if it means Harwin will be avenged, if it means the dragons die. All leading to Larys getting his Pyrrhic victory and choosing to die because he feels he has nothing left.

Why the extreme change? I think it fits better with a lot of the themes in F&B and the dance in particular - not just family, and “the things we do for love” but the legacy of Valyria, of the Targaryens and the dragons, the clash and growing pains of this group of interlinked cultures learning to tolerate each other’s existence on the same continent, and of course, what being told every day of your life that you’re a monster does to how you view yourself. You can keep all the rest of his weird behavior from the show and the books even - the sexual abuse of Alicent being Larys unable to stop himself from turning into the same sort of awful man his father was; of him switching sides without a care or without any seeming sense in the books, always ready to be the devil on a shoulder to Viserys, Aegon, Alicent, and Corlys - but a little bit here and there to let us know that Larys genuinely loved Harwin until the bitter end. We already have several stories about a brother who grows to resent another and lets the resentment fester until he’s willing to cross a line you can’t come back from and murder his brother for a perceived sleight. I think Larys & the dance as a whole benefit from him being a brother who romanticizes and saintifies Harwin (but not lyonel!) so much that he weaponizes his years of resentment & turns it against the entire world and damn the consequences. I think he fits in much more with Rhaenyra, Alicent, Corlys, Viserys, Daemon, and Rhaenys that way and steps away from being Tyrion but slightly to the left and into his own type of character instead.

[listenupcupcakes]

Soldier, your large size is scaring the raccoons.

THESE ARE THE BRAVES RACCOONS IN THE ARMY!

THEY'RE NOT AFRAID

I DO NOT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE

[lokisprettygirl]

A lot of people dont realise that only heard take me to church dont realise that Hozier actually writes some really sensual songs. It doesnt always come thru cuz unlike most male songwriters he discusses sex in a very spiritual way, so definitely lots of pining to be found here. And yearning.

Anyhoo here are some of my faves! I hope u enjoy them, hes my favourite artist.

No plan

Talk

Moment's silence (common tongue)

It will come back

Movement

Work song

To be alone

Angel of small death and the codeine scene

As it was

Sunlight

this is by no means a comprehensive list, most of his songs are just so beautiful but u have to be a certain type of person to like them. I hope you enjoy, and lemme know what u think.

Tons of love and kisses🫂❤️😘,

-clumsy anon

I find take me to church very sensual as well 😂.

I'll give it a listen, thank you for sending me the not so comprehensive list dear 😘 love and hugs 🤗

[befuddled-calico-whump]

the tail cuff is a neat idea but imagine, what if mer jericho transforming into a human was actually very painful? like it feels his tail is being ripped apart and standing and walking upright is agony for him. which is why he prefers staying in merman form even on land and only changes to legs in an absolute emergency

aw Jer 😭

you know he'd be pushing through the agony to carry a wounded teammate during the escape

[emotionally-clumsy-soldier]

hi soldier! Can I hug you? Today was a rough school day :’)

Soldier startles and looks around.

...Nobody here to see this?

Excellent.

He pulls you into a tight side hug, and then a full one, lifting you off of your feet and swaying you.

"It's gonna be alright private," He says, patting your back with enough force to sound your ribs off like a drum. "You made it another day! Godspeed!"