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ashestoshadows · 10 months
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I love how this cat has made a comeback
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arven-exe · 1 year
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Me: I don't front all that often anymore, so I should use the time I have out here effectively.
Also me: ough cat videos
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quan-yizhen · 24 days
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you know that one video where the person is trying to find their cat so they get their cats kitten and walk outside, and when the kitten starts meowing/crying, you suddenly see the mama cat come running from down the street? well that scene where wei wuxian is kinda picking on jin ling in the woods and going “oooh, what’s your uncle gonna do?” and jiang cheng materializes out of no where? same shit.
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pwinkprincess · 3 months
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bf!itadori ୨ৎ
bf itadori ୨ৎ who is very upfront about his feelings for you."i like you and i really want to be your boyfriend. can i please be your boyfriend?"he's practically begging and with the way his eyes glimmer with desperation like a whining puppy - it's impossible to reject him even if you wanted to.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who posts pictures like this on his instagram. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who makes sure all of his captions mention you. "my girlfriend took this pic of me 😃!" "my girlfriend told me to post these" "my girlfriend looks so pretty! 😍🥰"
bf itadori ୨ৎ who gets upset whenever you stand on another person's head on roblox."you don't get it babe, you're basically cheating on me!"
bf itadori ୨ৎ who makes sure to you show you funny cat videos while saying, "that's so us."
bf itadori ୨ৎ who cries whenever you have to leave him whether it's to work, school, or back to your own house.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who finds a way to bring you up in every conversation he has with someone. "yeah my girlfriend said.." "i'll have to ask my girlfriend if.." "well me and my girlfriend were..."
bf itadori ୨ৎ who makes sure to take the biggest bites of your food whenever you offer it to him.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who has a period tracker app on his phone, he'll text you whenever your period is estimated to begin. "babe, try not to wear light colored jeans for the next few days." or "are u cramping rn???"
bf itadori ୨ৎ who isolates himself whenever you guys have an argument. megumi has to drag him out of his room just for him to eat properly.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who spams your phone with apologizes and begs for forgiveness.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who absolutely loses his shit whenever you give him the silent treatment. megumi blankly stares at itadori when he comes up to him with tearful eyes and a severely cracked screen.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who caves in first and comes to your dorm. "i miss my girlfriend." he'll say with a pout.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who grins brightly when you finally forgive him. his mood is instantly back up and suddenly he's an absolute ray of sunshine again.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who gets you to read to him whenever the two of you are lounging in bed together.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who demands you fall asleep on facetime with him if you guys can't go to sleep together physically.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who has a "oooh this is cute" gf meanwhile he's a "want me to get it for you?" bf. (he'll buy it for you even if you say no).
bf itadori ୨ৎ who has a "i can do it myself" gf meanwhile he's a "i know, but, please let me do it for you" bf.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who giggles as he pokes at you, " "uhmm.." he'll trail off, "i have a crush on you." he'll say. (you guys have been dating for eight months now).
bf itadori ୨ৎ who lets you test your makeup and skincare products on him. "make me look pretty." he'll tell you. (his face heats up when you tell him he's already pretty).
bf itadori ୨ৎ who compliments you multiple times throughout the day."ohh, babe, you look so pretty." "your handwriting is so beautiful." "your cooking is amazing, thank you, babe." "my pretty girl, let me see your smile."
bf itadori ୨ৎ who genuinely starts tweaking whenever you say "love you" instead of "i love you".
bf itadori ୨ৎ who always accepts doing tiktok dances with you. (he always somehow manages to do better than you even though you taught him the dance??)
bf itadori ୨ৎ who dedicates all of his social media accounts about you. "i love my beautiful, amazing, excellent, charming, funny gf" would be in all of his bios.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who would make sure your name is included in his usernames."inlovewithyn" "ynbiggestfanboy" "iliveforyn" "iworshipyn"
bf itadori ୨ৎ who fills your face with kisses whenever he makes a joke that offends you instead of making you laugh.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who will whine, "i miss my girlfriend." "dude, she just went to the bathroom." he'll get in response.
bf itadori ୨ৎ who drives everywhere no matter where the location is. #passengerprincess
bf itadori ୨ৎ who savors every hug, kiss, argument, and laugh with you because he never knows which one will be the last one.
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slvthrs · 7 months
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SWEET REVENGE AND GUITAR STRINGS | vinnie hacker
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--- MINORS PLEASE FUCK OFF FOR UR OWN GOOD ---
your ex-boyfriend decided to cheat on you- the sane course of action was sleeping with his enemy
ROCKSTAR!VINNIE X FEM!READER
WARNINGS: NSFW CONTENT MINORS DNI, praise n degradation kink, unprotected sex (use birth control idiots), dressing room sex, slight violence and blood, blood kink if u squint
word count: 2.2k <3
Wrath.
Not even anger or rage- it was pure fucking red wrath. Your boyfriend of 2 years was cheating on you. He had the fucking audacity to cheat on you, and try to hide it. 
God did you want to kill him.
Your bestfriend Elle had sent you a video of him making out with some rando chick at a party and then taking her into a room to obviously have sex. You weren’t even sad, you just wanted to hurt him.
It was 3 days after you found out your boyfriend was cheating on you and the wrath hadn’t gone away. You’ve been ignoring every text, every message, every call- he was going to be so pissed. You were doing a pretty good job of not running into him but today he had a gig and you would have to end up going.
You and Elle were sitting on your bed in your underwear and bra eating a huge assortment of candy and snacks while re-watching Sex Education. 
“Wait have you confronted Theo about cheating on you yet” Elle asked with a lollipop between her lips
You groaned you wanted to but every time you thought about it all you could do was want to punch him “I wanted to trust me but I just wanna hurt him y’know I don’t need his half-assed apology”
“Wait so why don’t you just ditch his gig” Elle inquired
“I would but imagine your girlfriend just ditches you with an explanation because remember he doesn’t know I know he cheated on me” You threw your head back- it was gonna be really hard to get him back
“Hmm does he have like y’know enemies that you can y’know… fuck” Elle suggested
“Elle we’re not in a wattpad fan-fic, Theo doesn’t have enemies per say” You rolled your eyes… but he did have someone who pissed him off to no end
You shot up with a plan in mind, “But he does have someone he kinda hates” You said while you carding through your closet trying to find an outfit
“Oooh who” Elle sat up like a curious dog 
“Vinnie” The name was met with a huff from Elle
Vincent Cole Hacker, lead guitarist and singer of his band and adored by girls all over the country.
His killer style mixed with his rough hair and piercings accompanied with the rings he adorned on each hand which trailed across his guitar with so much purpose you couldn’t help but think what else they could do.
The same Vinnie Theo hated, and the same Vinnie who could never take his eyes off you.
“Babe you're super hot but I’ve legit never seen Vinnie without his army of girls following him, are you sure he’s the one?” Elle probes and she's right Vinnie’s a chick magnet, you’d be lucky to find him alone, but Elle was also right about the fact you were hot, the way your hair sat, framing your face and the way you would bite your fingers, and look up at guys, batting your eyelashes and giggling- toying with their feelings- you had boys begging for you.
But Vinnie was the one you wanted.
“I know, I know, but I have a plan trust me” 
You didn’t have a plan 
All you knew was that Vinnie stared at you for far too long to be considered platonic, and no sane guy would give up a chance to hook up with you.
After about 2 hours, you and Elle were ready. She was wearing a denim skirt with a pink tank top and pink converse adorned with little accessories, while you were wearing a black cropped top with Dominic Fike embroidered on without a bra so you could see your nipples poking through the fabric. Paired with a black mini-skirt and pantyhose which looked like it was attacked by an army of cats and a pair of platforms with some other accessories here and there- you looked enchanting.
The pair of you got there around 30 minutes later and broke off, with Elle waking to the bar to get some drinks and you trying to find your cheating ass boyfriend. 
The bass of all the people walking around made you want to turn on your heel and walk away. You had endured it for the sake of your boyfriend but now the air was filled with venom rather than admiration.
“There she is, hi baby” It sounded so goddamn awful coming from your boyfriends mouth but you had to play the part of the oblivious girlfriend for a little longer
“Hi Theo” You say with the only respect you have for him left and kiss his cheek
As he continues his conversation with his bandmates you zone out and look around while drinking some fruity drink his bandmates gave you. As you looked around you caught the addictive eyes of your target, Vinnie, and unsurprisingly he was checking you out, who wouldn't tbh.
As your staring competition played out you were quickly brought back to reality by your boyfriend telling you they were about to go on stage.
“Hey babe can I talk to you for a sec?” You asked and he went along with it, presumably thinking he was about to get some last minute action.
“Yeah baby, what do you want?” He asked, so fucking oblivious to what was about to happen.
“Who the fuck is this chick your making out with in this video” You said while playing out the video on your phone.
His mouth hung agape, this cunt thought he could have the audacity to be shocked.
“B-babe I don’t know what that is, I-I’m pretty sure I was like sure drunk” Seriously, the ‘I was drunk’ excuse? 
He can do better than that.
“Are you fucking serious, I’ve been drunk plenty of times and I’ve never fucking cheated on you” Every gross and terrible emotion was bubbling up from inside you as you were about to overflow
“I-it doesn’t even matter I just kissed her your fucking overreacting!” Overreacting, this fucking bitch thinks I’m over reacting
With gritted teeth you said “Oh I’m overreacting? I’m fucking overreacting, well you wanna see overreacting?” 
You didn’t even register what your body was doing before,
SNAP!
Fuck, your hand made contact with his face and there was a stream of red trickling down his nose while your knuckles were bruising up.
“YOU FUCKING BITCH” He yelled pushing you up against the wall, while his blood spilled on to your chest
On any other day you wouldn’t have been able to push him off but with the immense amount of rage mixed with adrenaline you were feeling you pushed him to the ground, with your head spinning you ran off into another room trying to catch your breath.
As you finally stood up from your hunched over position and walked over to the mirror in the room- shit my shirt has blood on it, I look like I killed someone
You try to get some tissues to take the blood off but it’s no use the blood is congealed and staining your white shirt so you grab a closed water bottle and try to figure out what dressing room you're in.
You hand slides across a red leather couch with stains and find a stack of polaroids.
As you shuffled through them you see a drummer and bassists clearly drunk and passed out on a sofa, in another one you can see a brunette making a face and flipping off the camera, and in the final one its a group photo 4 boys playing a song in front of a smaller audience- in the photo you spot a particular face- Vinnie.
And as fate has been so kind the tall blonde walks into the room as if on cue, “Oh shit, what are you doing here?”
But before you you can answer his eyes widen and he walks towards you, “Fuck are you okay” He says with knitted eyebrows as his hand hesitantly swiping the blood of your shirt.
“Yeah, it's not my blood” You say with a smile as you try to reassure him, but which only leads him to look at you, even wider eyed.
“It’s Theo’s” You continue as you sit down on the red sofa, “He kinda cheated on me so y’know he deserved it”
You play with your hands in your lap as you look up at Vinnie who's now sitting next to you with an unreadable expression.
“Well he fucking deserved it then” He says breaking the silence as you look up to meet his gaze, “If you we’re my girl, I’d cut my balls of before cheating on you”
You let out an obnoxious laugh while he follows you, “I’m serious though I would never do that, your to fucking hot for that.”
“Yeah yeah” You breathe out as you tip your head back on the sofa as you let Vinnie’s eyes rake over your body, huffing your chest so your tits press against your shirt, watching how he bites his lips.
“So any plans now that you're single” He was obviously trying to hint at you, so you played along.
“I dunno Vinnie, do you have any ideas for me?” You said sliding across the sofa, closer to the blonde boy
He hands trail over the blood on your shirt, staining his fingers and dragging his hand onto your jawline pulling your face up to his, so close but so fucking far, “I have a few ideas”
“Yeah”, You breathe out, “Show me”
Both of your lips interlock at a slow pace at first until he pulls your face away from him to breathe but his gaze drops to your spit covered lips and flushed out look before he smashes them up together for the second time and pulls you onto straddle his lap.
“God every fucking time I saw you with that prick I wanted to kill myself.” He confessed, letting his hands graze up your sides pulling your top off.
All you do in response is giggle whilst you tip your head back so he can lay a trail of saccharine sweet kisses from the base of your neck down to your tits. Your hands scratch his shoulders, bawling his shirt in your first hoping he’ll take it off.
And if Gods looking out for you, he pulls his shirt of ruffling if his hair and goes back to attack your chest with love bites, your hands reach to the back of his head grabbing a tuft of his hair as you throw your head back and moan as his teeth catch your nipples in his mouth.
“Vinnie, fuck oh my god” You moaned out, his hands moved to flip up your skirt and fondling your ass while you grind down on his hardened dick, then he takes shuffles around with his belt pulling it of and tossing it on the ground keeping you too connected with the bloody kisses falling from your lips on to his tan skin.
“Whenever he kissed you, touched you, my skin felt like it was on fucking fire,” He pulls of his pants with one swift motion as they fall to the ground with a light, airy thud, “He doesn’t fucking deserve you, your too hot for him,” 
You pull off of him to stare into his eyes, “Vinnie, I adore you, but if you bring up my ex one more damn time while we're about to have sex I’m getting up and leaving” You say will as emotionless of a face you can pull.
He airs out a breathy laugh but rather than replying he flips the two of you over onto the sofa and rips your skirt of, “Yes ma’am,” He starts, “But we both know your not leaving to go anywhere” 
He looks for a condom but I stop him, “I’m on birth control and your clean, don’t worry”, you say with the most poise you can muster whilst your under a 6 foot man
With his new found confidence, he lines up your entrance with his dick, carefully sliding in, going gently through your folds whilst you arch into the motion gasping out for him,
As your hands hook around his head to pull both of you into a kiss, he sets a ruthless pace, pounding into you like his life depends on it but not letting you relish a single moment of freedom.
He doesn’t stop for a second, not letting you rest whilst the entire room echos with sounds of skin slapping and it doesn’t stop, turning the melody of your skins coming in contact and the rhythm of your synched breathless moans turns the room into a orchestra of pleasure and carnal desire as both of you chase your release.
And it’s not far, you cum first with a loud moan and arching your back with your mouth in an ‘O’ shape and he’s not far behind cumming in you and dropping down on to you to place more hickeys all over you and claim you even more as his.
They say revenge is an act of passion, and while you're laying there, breath panting, legs sore and your ex-boyfriends biggest rival laying on top of you rubbing circles into your skin… you can’t help but think they're right, because what’s a bigger act of passion than sex? And what’s a bigger form of revenge than betrayal? And the best betrayal is the sight of your ex-boyfriend watching you limp out of a dressing room with your hair and makeup messed up whilst his rival follows behind you in an even worse state.
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wordsvomit101 · 21 days
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(I probably only do this with cards I like in the future)
It is part 2 of Juno L Card, here is the original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6e7GQxiTuY&rco=1 (credit to @shyanimeboi on X)
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... I feel like I'm being accused of something I'm not. Defamatory, slander, the audacity of this guy
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This is lore-accurate MC BUT STILL, how dare-
I wouldn't mind being a cat for a day you know, so I just lounge around wherever and being treated like those ancient royal Egyptian's cats is a must.
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Oh?
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Okay Juno, didn't know you could have the green tea energy but keep cooking
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This is where I got the feeling that his fans must be watching somewhere behind the rubble like I just got that gut feeling they're watching and having ovaries overload or combusting on the spot right now
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I almost believed him BUT THEN
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HE REALLY GOING MEAN GIRL ON ME
If I were MC I would poke his eyes- Cause ain't no way you saying that to me with that face boy
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So he DOES have mean girl energy in him. I like it, to observe it, but he better not use it on me because I will not take him seriously if he wants intimacy later, I'm not built like that
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Yeah, dude what ya think??? I have a job and a house on there, unfortunately an achievement in this economy (I remember MC still has a house, they just chose to stay with Minhyeok because they didn't want to be in a space where their parents died, which is valid)
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So his regular head tilting as a red chewing gum is actually mean it like this??? Damn ok-
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I can't believe they have Satan and Gehenna making a move with Minhyeok before MC.
I still didn't forgive Satan for kissing Minhyeok before MC could
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Sir????
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Ignoring Ppyong's being a smug little bastard, it is actually really nice that they show how close MC is with Minhyeok and how much they care for each other. If they don't get together, it's fine by me, at least let them be platonic soulmates.
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??? How much time did you spend time with Minhyeok on Earth? Either Minhyeok's scent was mad strong and lingered easily or they had been all over each other-
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I KNOW IT IS HIM! Tell me how you got his scent on you! Spill the tea sis!
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What?
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Wait-wait-wait they actually serious?!
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Excuse me, how the hell do you think I can do it??? Ya'll devils must be having some goofy as-hell imagination if you think I can do it
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Oooh more detail to take note on
So anyway, they end up touching each other and live up to his kink, because they are be TOUCHING. And there are some details of how Minhyeok and MC used to touch and caress each other heads and how MC feels at ease just by the familiarity of it which is really really cute (இ‸இ`。)
I am actually surprised how I got a lot of Juno's personality spot on in my two fics of him and he is already my favorite, but I like him a lot more now that we got to know him more than just a silly little red dough.
Please watch the rest in Hiki's (@shyanimeboi) YouTube video that I write down at the top (they're the actual angel here) and thank you for listening to me ramble, I will do this again once Minhyeok, Paimon, and Selaphiel L cards come out... But if they got the same paywall treatment then I might open my wallet if I really like it.
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ataleofcrowns · 1 year
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do you know those video that are like 'what your favorite (fandom) ship says about you' and it's just the guy absolutely roasting the fans.
if you want, could you do one about 'what your favorite LI says about you?'
Oooh, fun!!
R - You cry during movies. You've used the "hand-holding is lewd" meme at least once. The first time R and the Crown kiss in the story you will likely die on the spot.
A - You stare longingly at cats you see on the street. Your Crown has "please notice me" energy. I could write a line about A simply glancing in your Crown's direction and you would already be halfway to writing an essay in your head analyzing the meaning behind it.
D - You're into height differences. Loyalty and devotion in a romance are some of your favorite tropes, even/especially when it ends in tragedy. It has been like 2 years and you are still obsessively thinking about the scar on the back of D's neck.
X - You absolutely love drama. You're sadistic towards your own Crown. While you're invested in the romance, at least part of the reason why you chose X's route was also to see the absolute MESS they will create.
All LIs - Your taste is impeccable, your judgment is flawless and your IQ is over 200.
Bonus round with LI/polyam ships:
R/A - Lore, worldbuilding, political intrigue etc are cool and all, but you're here for the ROMANCE. You want to see tenderness and affection so sweet that it melts you from the inside out.
X/A - Best friends to lovers and/or rivals to lovers is your favorite dynamic, even better when they're combined. Also: hot sparring scene with unresolved sexual tension.
X/D - They could burn the Royal Palace to the ground and kill your Crown and you would write a 234 page fandom manifesto about why they were both fully justified (you're correct).
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yuurei20 · 1 year
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Idia Info Compilation Part 7: Idia and Cats
Idia likes cats extremely, up to and including Lucius. This may even include cat beast-people, as he says “Lions are supposedly part of the Felidae family, but Leona’s about as docile as an angry lawnmower."
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He also says "Oooh, I wanna widdle kitty cat to hug and kiss…”
He tries to pet Grim, mistaking him for a cat. Grim, having been watching a horror movie with the player and Ace, subsequently tells everyone that there is an evil spirit on campus, leading Ortho to confiscate Idia’s lab wear.
Idia’s love of furry creatures does not end with cats. In the Harveston event he is thrilled to find a raccoon, rabbit, squirrels and a deer in what he describes as a “paradise”, until they discover a packet of dried fruit in his pocket and proceed to chase him down the mountain.
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He also says that while "dogs themselves are okay", he "can't deal with dog people.” Despite his impatience with video game interruptions, Idia says that tests and games are alike: "You get that same dopamine rush when you score high," implying he may perform well in classes.
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When asked if he had a favorite stuffed animal as a child Idia responds that, no—he has always preferred his own handmade robots since he was young. He enjoys cup ramen, gifting a box of special, limited-time cup ramen to Deuce for his birthday.
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Idia’s favorite food sometimes gets translated as “junk food”, but he specifies that he prefers a sub-genre of snacks that doesn’t seem to exist in English: “chi-iku-type dagashi”, which this YouTuber has translated as “educational confectionary”.
It is where you take different gelatins and things and mix them to create candy versions of things like sushi, hamburgers, etc., in miniature form. I am sure they exist in other places, too! NA translates them as "DIY candy kits", which is also accurate.
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Idia is also invested in movies, designing his dorm’s section of the Halloween Event at Night Raven College to be an homage to a B movie called “Creepy Hollow”, that no one knows but he defends passionately to anyone who will listen.
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Concerning his online games, we learn in the Phantom Bride event that Idia uses the handle “Gloomurai” online. His closest online friend is a person who uses the handle “Muscle Red”.
Idia turns down an opportunity to spend time with Ortho in favor of Muscle Red. While hinted at elsewhere in the game, it is also in the Phantom Bride event that we learn that Muscle Red is Lilia, but neither student is aware of the other’s true identity.
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Idia seems to keep private rankings of different students, which include but are not limited to his “Night Raven College’s most cheerful character” tier list (Kalim ranks first) and the “Turbo Sus Vice Housewardens to Be Avoided at All Costs Rankings” (topped by Rook and Trey).
Idia describes Cater as having a sunny disposition that “is relentlessly smothering”, while Cater advises Malleus against going to Idia for technological help as “he’d probably run if you tried to talk to him”.
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Silver says Idia always gets “so flustered” around him (he wakes up to Idia watching him as he slept). Idia describes Silver as “seriously handsome” and “like a prince”. During Phantom Bride Idia describes Vil as “a legit pro”, saying “Leona and Malleus’ faces are mega-striking”.
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He describes Riddle as “the traditional prince who’s straight-laced due to his royal upbringing, but who occasionally shows some awkward tenderness”, Epel as “the dainty second prince players just want to protect. His rare, intense expressions are dark yet compelling!”
And he describes Rook as “the prince from a neighboring kingdom who’s revealed to have been secretly protecting the MC, immediately granting him best boy status!”. Otherwise, however, he describes the school’s house wardens as “difficult”.
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carols-writting · 7 months
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Hello! Am new to you account and decided to request Mei, Wukong, Macaque and Mk with a partner who is autistic and their special interest is birds. Like they will see a random bird and immediately say what kind of bird it is and a few facts about them (I love birds so much!)
Also can I be 🖍 anon?
HOW SUN WUKONG, MACAQUE, MK AND MEI REACT TO A AUTISTIC READER WHO IS OBSESSED W BIRDS?
fluffy + romantic
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scenario: reader is autistic and their special interest is birds! they know a lot of birds facts, and the ones they dont recognise, they are exicated to learn about
reader: they/them pronouns used, no physical appearance established, a request
warnings: none
authors note: hai!!1! welcome to my account :D birds are very cool!!1! they are so different and silly, i like them. ofc u can be the 🖍 anon! i just realized that all the characters that i write is autistic cause i am, and my concept of "normal" is different than allistics... anyway, ty for the request >w<
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SUN WUKONG
- he agrees with you, birds are cool
- he dosent REALLY like them cause it remembers him of Peng
- and they are a asshole.
- im #1 Peng hater /hj
- again, but he LOVES when you infodump (as stated on my "wukong x autistic reader" post)
- he loves to see you happy and exicated
- so go on, tell him how that bird eat cockroaches while they are alive
- he dosent mind one bit
- lets be fr, he dosent mind violence
- and he eats INSECTS
- show him this owl eating this baby mouse alive
- and hes just like "cool :)"
- hes suprised that u know so much infos about birds!!1!
- how ur silly mind can do it?
- if u dont know a bird? he will be happy to wait for u when u are done searching
- and he will happily hear u infodump about that bird :D
MACAQUE
- im sorry but hes like "... ah... birds..."
- dont get me wrong, he likes birds!!1! they are very cool
- but his enemy is a bird, so...
- hes #2 peng hater (cause im the #1)
- he still LOVES LOVES when u infodump
- he loves to learn new things (as stated on my "macaque x autistic reader" post)
- thats actually his special interest
- that bird kills humans? cool :)
- he actually kinda likes violence
- so hes happy to hear in details how the birds kills
- or even pictures and videos, hes fine with that
- hes amused that u know so much about birds
- now everytime he sees a bird, he sends a picture to u so u can tell him what bird is it
- if u dont know what bird is?
- hes happy to watch u while u shearch about it
- and even happier to listen to u rant about the now know bird
MK
- he loves birds too
- his special interest is animals so...
- birds arent his specific special interest, but he loves them dearly
- so he is very interested when u infodump about them
- he is all the time gasping and making ":0" ":D" faces
- such a cutie >w<
- he dosent like to see blood or death details
- it makes him sad
- he will make a funeral to the baby mouse that the owl eat alive :(
- but he will gladly hear the most useless infos ever
- like how that bird dosent shit and pee at the same time
- he will find it cool cause hes a weirdo (like me fr :D)
- everytime yall are walking together
- he points at every bird he sees and ask what they are and what they eat
- EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
- "whats that bird?" "a pigeon!!1! they eat seeds and insects" "oooh~ ... and that one?" "another pigeon, but its brown" "oooh~"
- if u dont know the bird
- he will happily help u shearch about it and hear u infodump
- the "help" is more sit besides u while u read and explain to him what u just read
MEI
- BIRDS!!1! BIRDS!!1! BIRDS!!1!
- that silly guys?
- she also LOVES birds
- shes so bird coded is crazy
- me thinks a chicken or a parrot
- but anyway
- shes VERY HAPPY to hear u infodump
- she will actually infodump back
- so is basically two cats meowing to each other (like every single autistic vs autistic)
- she finds violence SO COOL.
- so she will see how THAT bird place their eggs in others birds nest, the baby growns and kills the other babies in the nest, grown more cause they are the only bird to feed in the nest and eat the nest mom, and be like "thats how nature works"
- so u can show anything bird related to her
- she will always find it cool
- even the most terrifying thing.
- when yall are walking together
- she will point at birds and say "do u know them?"
- if u say "yes" she will wait to u infodump and she will infodump after u
- if u say "no" she will infodump about the bird
- if both dont know what bird is it
- get ready to both searching like a school project
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Oooh is secret reader gunna get a pet??
"That's not a very prepossessing specimen," Alfred said dryly, "You couldn't have found her a lovely Siamese or-"
"She picked that one," Jason said, pausing the video of Elmer and his metal file purr in a sunbeam with a shrug. "Kindred spirits, I think."
"So she also looks like she'd fight god for a shrimp?" Alfred snorted.
"No," Jason said, shaking his head, "but. People do look at them and get... uncomfortable. Pretty girls aren't supposed to have scars like that and cats... well."
Alfred nodded, understanding and handed Jason a mug of tea, "So has it helped?"
"He," Jason corrected absently. "His name is Elmer." And then he smiled a little, "he's 20 pounds of spite and attitude problem but he lets her carry him around like a baby and cries when she shuts the door with him on the other side of it. And she loves him."
"A tidy way to sidestep the question-"
"He helps a little," Jason allowed. "If nothing else, at least she's not as lonely."
"That's something," Alfred agreed, "Poor thing. Has her family-"
"Still regularly sending hush money. And refusing to answer her calls," he scoffed. "Her sister got married and she had to find out in the society pages. They didn't even tell her."
"Abysmal," Alfred said, disgusted. "All because-"
"Well, not JUST that but... It's a big part of it."
The butler shook his head. He had no idea how bad it was- he had only Jason's description of the injuries. And that they'd left your face alone just so they'd have something to ruin after you were dead. Something to shock the police and your family with. But even with that- he couldn't imagine not just being thrilled to have his child home alive. To be able to hug them again. Regardless of how 'unsettling' they looked. "Well. I for one would be delighted if-"
"Baby steps," Jason said exhaling slowly.
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If the red dwarf boys were cringey streamers what type of content would they make
OOOH that's a tough one. once again not a topic im in a great position to comment on as i don't rlly watch streamers or keep up with specific internet personalities much........
im still gonna have a go at guessing though hehe
obv cat would be a beauty guru type. that's the most obvious idea for him lol. maybe mingled with other stuff like dancing and general fashion/clothing design videos? ik in canon he makes his own clothes sometimes, so i could imagine him posting videos about his clothing creation process from designing to actual sewing, although it would less be a tutorial and moreso just a way for him to show off lol. i can also imagine him making short little weekly vlog type videos where he talks abt things that he likes, esp food, or rants abt stuff he hates if he's in a bad mood. he'd also be infamous for getting into horrendous beef with ppl lol
lister....... i mean. my instincts say Gamer. he does play video games sometimes in the later seasons so yknow.......... i don't think he'd be dedicated enough to the idea of attracting a following to stream super often but he'd enjoy it occasionally. something tells me that he'd prefer retro games and weird little niche indie things but that he'd also have a softspot for sports themed games....... like a zero g version of the fifa games or smth lol
rimmer would post "video essays" that are actually just him infodumping unscripted for 3 hours straight into his grainy webcam with a shitty mic. he gets 5 views on each video. sometimes he might post a vaguely offensive political opinion that makes a couple of ppl mildly irritated at him and for the next 6 months he'll mysteriously talk abt how he was "cancelled" online even though it was like 3 ppl involved max lmao. but mostly it's just barely incomprehensible infodumping on his obscure interests i think
kryten would do asmr. not in a Weird way but he'd make like, cleaning and polishing and tidying up videos. those are activities he enjoys and i think it would make him happy to know that he would make others happy just by recording himself doing the stuff he likes. maybe sometimes occasionally he'd do a little q&a or the odd vlog here and there. he'd generally be seen as nice and wholesome but would maybe lose some viewers due to his instinctive tendency to do product placement every 5 seconds even without any sponsors
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hualianff · 1 year
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Hua Laoshi
Thinking about Professor HC. He’s like late - 30’s, total dilf, but really well respected and liked - students really love his classes. He makes history enjoyable to learn, after all. 
He’ll go on wild yet profound tangents and has great PowerPoints. Sometimes a random gif will pop up here or there because he forgot to take them off; they were just for jokes oops but hey at least the students find them funny.
There’s a reason why HC leaves his notes to the powerpoints. Mans can barely write his name legibly, much less use the chalkboard for anything besides drawing. However, his maps are actually insane - he could actually be a map-maker. 
HC’s assignments entail lots of writing and some group work, plus participation points are a must, but it’s to be expected because his courses are usually for upperclassmen. 
The new incoming students are always blown away by the sheer amount of knowledge HC has AND that he is articulate enough to teach in a way that all his students can actually learn.
Many students see Hua laoshi in and out of the library, checking out numerous books at a time and if a student asks for help in furthering researching a topic, HC is diligent about guiding them to relevant resources or even having the university order the texts themselves.
HC is fluent in seven languages, and can understand basic conversations in even more. Thus, if some students think they can gossip in another language, HC will eventually let them know in the slyest ways that nothing gets past him.
HC’s wardrobe is refined with plenty of statement pieces and accessories. This includes the fancy pins on his suit jackets, the most commonly worn ones being a butterfly and a flower. On numerous occasions, he’s been voted as the most stylish professor on campus.
His office is also one of the best designed, with comfy chairs and lots of desk space, traditional paintings hung everywhere, a few plants lining the window sill, several mugs labeled with “student tears,” etc. On his desk sits all his devices neatly plugged in, a picture of his black cat (E’Ming), and a picture of him and his husband on their wedding day. 
Yes, even with all the rings HC wears on all his fingers, the polished silver band on his left ring-finger never goes unnoticed. 
It’s really no secret how much of a romantic sucker HC is for his husband. 
Once, on the first day of classes when HC was connecting his computer to the projector, his desktop photo was revealed on the big screen: a photo of XL mid-laugh, laying next to HC when they had one of their picnic dates. 
Or another time when HC meant to freeze the screen that had instructions for a small in-class writing assignment but didn’t, which exposed the document HC was writing on with ideas on what Christmas gifts to get for his husband.
Another year, at the start of the second semester, HC began his lecture with, “So, no one asked what I did over break but-” he makes a show of pressing the clicker, and a photo of HC ice-skating pops up. “-yes, I did ice skate for the first time, and yes, I did out-skate everyone on the rink.”
He nods with a complete deadpan. A series of chuckles ring across the room.
“Except my husband, of course.”
The slide switches to a picture of XL skating (taken by HC, obviously), the warmest smile on his face. 
“See how cool he is.” :)
HC keeps going with pictures and even videos of XL skating, the class occasionally breaking into choruses of “ooohs” and “ahhhs.” They don’t need to know that this is the part of the powerpoint HC spent the most time preparing, but with HC standing at the front with the biggest fucking grin on his face (#proudhusband), the students could probably guess that was the case.
Here Hua laoshi is, starting the semester off by showing off his husband, as he should. 
Some students have had the privilege of running into HC and XL during their date night !! As in, sitting at a table far enough away where they can see XL talking enthusiastically - waving his hands in large motions and swirling his glass - while HC listens and nods with the softest smile. 
Honestly, anyone with functioning eyes wouldn't help but be able to gush over how cute the couple looks. 
One of the students actually crosses paths with XL in the bathroom. They washed hands side-by-side and then XL used a paper towel to open and hold the door open for them! Back at the student table, the lucky soul proceeded to whisper-scream about how pretty Hua laoshi’s husband is. 
XL subbing for HC’s class once in a blue moon - basically XL going through HC’s PowerPoint and thoroughly explaining everything because HC talks about his lessons so much.
XL: “ahah I’m your sub for today, serves me right since I’m the one who got your professor sick” 😅
XL reading over HC’s notes: “hmm, ok, your professor also wrote down that-“
A random student: “wait a min, he can read hua laoshi’s handwriting?”
A second student: “hmm, makes sense, they are married after all”
A third student: “opposites do attract i guess”)
     2. Also, XL frequently uses the chalkboard and students are like 😱😱he writes beautifully!
XL messing up: “oops lemme erase this-“
The students: “NO ITS FINE”
     3. One student: “ahh, I see Xie laoshi is wearing Hua laoshi’s lucky tie today”
XL, looking down at the crimson dragon printed tie: “huh? this is mine though…San Lang wears it…?”
The students: “Oop exposed”
Which alludes to how seldom XL seems to wear ties.
(HC when XL gets home and nonchalantly begins loosening the tie: “holy shit, i married THAT”
     4. The students zero in on the red coral earring XL dangling from his right ear lobe, the match to HC’s who either wears it on his ear or attached to his braid. 
***
Incidentally, the first time HC hears himself being referred to as a “dilf,” he’s that meme with the lady who has the math/science equations in the air. They think he’s a WHAT? Is it the way he dresses? Or talks? Like what is it about him that makes him a “dilf?” Because HC in his life has never-
Oh wait. Hang on a second.
HC arrives home and sees XL working on the couch, glasses on, hair in a half-bun, tight-white shirt, sipping on some tea.
HC may actually be familiar with the feeling…!!
《II》
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squigglywindy · 1 year
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Squiggles' Cousin Plays The LU Name Game
So, my cousin. Y'all may know her as the person I referenced in an ask game once as the only person who knows I'm on Tumblr. I am exactly 31 days older than her and we have been inseparable for life, but she knows nothing about LU. She knows that I like "that one comic called something about Zelda" (rip she was not paying attention) but that is it. She hasn't played any games or seen anything about LU. Just know she can be a lil inappropriate and I edited her a little but, y'know. It was funny.
I will call her Gertrude because it's...well, it's what I call her. But it is very much not her name, it's a dumb joke I like to tease her about that no one else uses so I think it's a safe pseudonym to use.
So I messaged her today and was like "hey you're playing the name game I'm sending the pics tell me what you think" and like the good cousin that she is, she played along. I screenshotted some of what I thought were absolute quality frames from the last few updates and ran with it.
It went something like this...
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Gertrude: ✨Alligator Warrior✨
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Gertrude: Frog
Me: You have got to be more creative
Gertrude: Okay. Sir Henry Hop if you're gonna be picky
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Gertrude: Sir Edgar Fair Legs. He looks like a fairy, but it's not fairy legs. It's Fair Legs
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Gertrude: Sir Edgar Fairy Legs Jr. This one is actually a fairy
Me: You can't do two Edgars
Gertrude: I CAN IF THAT'S HIS SON AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT IS NOT EDGAR'S CHILD
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Gertrude: Big eyed fairy boy that has attachment to blanket. His name is um...Sir Lucy. But he is known as The Boy With An Emotional Attachment To A Blue Blanket
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Gertrude: You if you were a cartoon. Idk Edgar I guess
Me: THEY CANNOT ALL BE EDGAR
Gertrude: OH! OH I'VE GOT IT! SAD SAM!
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Gertrude: Oh. Oh so they're fruity fruity.
Me: Gertrude please
Gertrude: Squiggs look at them. That's a whole fruit basket I have never seen a fruitier human and I love them
Me: What is his name
Gertrude: Idk he thinks he's all that and a bag of chips though. Um. OH I KNOW! FRUITY FRED!
(And then she sent me a video of her demonstrating what she thinks he walks like and it was hilarious and unfortunately includes her face so y'all just know it was quality and involved a lot of hair flipping)
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Gertrude: Oh that's Mark
Me: That's it?
Gertrude: Yeah he's just Mark
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Gertrude: OH. OUGH. OFNDJKFDSHJKFDS. UHHHH. SEXY EDGAR
Me: NOT ANOTHER EDGAR
Gertrude: HE IS SIR EDGAR FAIR LEGS' YOUNGER LESS SUCCESSFUL BUT SEXIER BROTHER HIS NAME IS CAMERON BUT EVERYONE CALLS HIM SEXY EDGAR
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Gertrude: Wowza. You know what Doja cat said about big noses
Me: Gertrude focus
Gertrude: His name is definitely Samuel. Samuel Elk Boy. He can turn into an elk
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Gertrude: OH GOSH. SO MANY THOUGHTS AT ONCE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS KID
Me: THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED TREAD CAREFULLY
Gertrude: Bowling ball looking eyeballs. He's adorable but my gosh he can see noises. He can see the sound waves. He can find my potential in life. Damn 👁👄👁
Me: GERTRUDE
Gertrude: OKAY I'M SORRY. IT'S BILLY. BILLY WITH THE BIG ASS EYES
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Gertrude: Oooh a girl. I know she could kick anybody's ass. AND cook up a storm. MRS. EDGAR
Me: WHY
Gertrude: If she's not married to Sexy Edgar she should be. She deserves it
Me: Let her be her own person. Give her a name
Gertrude: HE TOOK HER NAME, FOOL. IT'S HIM THAT DOESN'T HAVE ONE
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Gertrude: Sexy Wolf. Mrs. Edgar turns into this wolf
Me: She does not
Gertrude: She should
Me: Thank you for participating you did terrible
Gertrude: Yeah whatever I'm still thinking about those big ass eyes they saw things I didn't know existed
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lonesome-witching · 8 months
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Double Date Plans
I may have failed my thesis but I can still write prompts. This one was requested by @autisticfanboynumberinfinity and in as they requested it is part of the 'I Think We're Alone Now' universe. Although you do not need to read that one to get this one. This one includes ronance, as always, and Vickie/Chrissy. It is quite short but I do hope you like it.
You can read my old prompts or send me new ones.
The day was dragging on like never before. Steve was out sick, and it was raining cats and dogs outside, so the few people that entered the video store kept complaining about the weather to Robin. It was frustrating. For the past hour or two she had done nothing but stare at the clock.
The bell above the door chimed and Robin wanted to bang her head against the counter, which would have been less painful than hearing another middle-aged woman shriek that she got her hair wet. But when she finally dared to look up, she saw red hair and a bright smile.
“Vickie, hi.”
“Hi, Robin. I was hoping you could help me out. I’m looking for a good movie for date night.”
“Oooh, another date? When am I going to meet this girl of yours?” Robin was rounding the counter to show Vickie their current selection.
“Soon, I promise. Maybe when you introduce me to Nancy,” Vickie stretched out the name with a teasing tone.
Robin could feel the blush creep up to her cheeks. It somehow still felt like forbidden knowledge. Like it was meant to be kept behind locked doors, away from the world so that no one could take this thing away from them.
But so far no one who knew had tried to take her love away.
“We should have a double date. We could go to that diner with the great pancakes and people will just think it’s a group of friends hanging out.” Robin motioned with her hands as she spoke.
Vickie grabbed Robin’s hands to stop her from pushing over the nearest rack of video tapes. “We totally should, it would be wonderful.”
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Nancy crossed her arms over her chest. The blonde girl next to her mimicked the stance. Nancy vaguely recognized her from school. A cheerleader or something. But she wasn’t interested in the cheerleader. She was interested in her girlfriend and the red head that was holding her hands.
“What the hell is going on here?” Nancy took a step forward.
“I’d like to know that too,” the blonde girl said.
The red head quickly dropped Robin’s hands, but all Nancy noticed was the guilty expressions on their faces. Or at least on the red head’s face. Robin just looked at her with awe, which nearly eased Nancy’s rage. Nearly.
“Nance?” Robin mumbled.
“Chrissy?” the red head said.
“Why are you—” Chrissy looked at Nancy with a hesitant look on her face.
“It’s not what it looks like,” Robin said.
“We’re planning a double date. Robin, this is Chrissy, my girlfriend.” The red head walked up to the blonde girl and pulled her towards Robin.
“Pleasure to meet you.” Robin quickly shook Chrissy’s hand before walking towards Nancy. “This is Nancy, my girlfriend.” Robin pointed at Nancy with her thumb and a bright smile on her face.
The red head held out her hand.
“And you are?” Nancy said with a scowl, not lifting her hand.
“Vickie. Me and Robin are in band together.”
Nancy could feel the blush coloring her cheeks. Robin had told her about Vickie, Nancy had even said she was looking forward to meeting Robin’s friend. “Oh, you’re Vickie. Sorry.” Nancy shook her head. “Nice to meet you.”
She noticed the shy smile on Chrissy’s face and the amused expressions Vickie and Robin were wearing. Robin leaned in close and whispered: “You look cute.”
“So, a double date, huh?”
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nohoney · 1 year
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continuing off from this post with keigo
tw: drug use (weed -> edibles)
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there is such a thing as being too high.
and you learned this in the form of cute little cupcakes that your boyfriend baked. it was always fun to buy edibles of different forms like in cookies or gummies but keigo wanted to try his hand at actually baking his own just to see if he was any good.
unfortunately he couldn’t bake inside the apartment since the smell of the cannabutter would be too potent and cause the neighbors to complain. but luckily he had a friend that allowed him to borrow his house to make the cannabutter first and then come back a second time to bake the little goods. all they asked was just to give him a sample of his treats as payment.
so you were eagerly waiting for your boyfriend to come back, wondering what kind of baked good he was going to return with. there was an array of saved videos of all different kinds of recipes that you were looking over on his account and you were trying to guess which one keigo had chosen.
“dovey, i’m back!”
you practically sprung up from the couch to greet your boyfriend and squealed over the small tray of cupcakes that he was carrying. “oooh ooh! are those it? can i have one?” you ask with a little too much excitement and forget that you should actually greet your boyfriend home, “i want it!”
“heeey, no ‘welcome home baby’? you’re hurting my feelings here!” keigo teases you as he takes off his shoes and hangs his keys on the coatrack. he gives you a quick peck and sets the tray down on the kitchen countertop. you count eight yellow confetti cupcakes and a little smear of white frosting on top. you’re about to lift the clear plastic cover to smell them but keigo playfully smacks your hand away. “ah ah, we’re eating dinner first.”
how dare he! you gasp in fake offense and quip with him that if he really loved you then he would let you have one treat right now. of course it’s a joke and you compliment the little baked goods that you know he worked hard to make. “you could have just bought the butter, you know. no one said you had to be extra and make it.”
keigo just shrugs his shoulders and gives you a cheeky smile; he just wants the satisfaction to say that he made it himself.
once again your eagerness shows as soon as dinner is over and the table is cleared off, all giddy and giggly over homemade edibles. you and your boyfriend each take one with a little ‘cheers’ to one another before eating them. about an hour and a half later, the two of you are slumped on the couch together and watching an animated kids movie. your eyes feel heavy and you know that you have a stupid smile on your face from how good you feel.
you’re high but not too high.
it’s just right.
“alright baby, i gotta get ready for bed. i have an early call tomorrow i need to set up for.” keigo announces as he stands up on his feet and stretches briefly. “don’t stay up too late, okay?”
“i won’t. can you put on my show please? the one with the weird girl and her cat-puppy pet?” you ask of him as you get comfortable onto the couch, fluffing up the soft pillows and pulling the throw blanket over yourself.
keigo puts on the show for you before kissing your forehead and starts his night routine. you’re still watching your show when he calls out ‘love you’ before he steps into the bedroom to sleep. you return his ‘love you’ with your own and stay up for another hour, deciding to get a glass of water from the kitchen.
you look at the cupcakes that keigo had left out, lifting the lid quietly and take a second edible thinking that taking one more wouldn’t hurt you.
all you remember vaguely is thinking very intensely about learning different languages all of a sudden and then trying to play on your game system to tire yourself out, realizing after who knows how long that you were staring at the start menu and not actually tending to your little animal island. then just setting the game down and trying to get more water from the kitchen when you realized how thirsty you were.
and then nothing after that.
“dove… dovey! (name)!”
you startle awake, your mind still feeling like cotton but much less stuffed than when you had passed out. getting your bearings in order, your mind feels very bleary as you attempt to rise up from the… bed? you don’t remember taking yourself to the bed at all. “i’m… super high still…”
“baby,” keigo’s concern is evident on his face as he bends down to your level, petting your hair and helping you to sit up, “do you remember how many cupcakes you ate?”
you hold up two fingers to your boyfriend.
“you had four.”
your eyes widen in surprise and you shake your head. “nuh-uh, say you’re lying.”
keigo nods his head and lifts a glass of water to you. as you take a drink, he explains what he saw from his end. “i woke up this morning, kissed you before i left and then i headed out. i texted you a few times but i figured you must have been too busy. then i came home and i found you in bed and still in the same position from when i had left.”
there’s no way you were that stupid to eat two more! what hell compelled you to do such a thing?!
“there’s only three left in the tray when i found it in the kitchen and three cups in the kitchen sink. seems like every time you went to get a glass of water, you’d just pick one up too.”
no way, no fucking way! that means you skipped work! all because you were too damn high!!
your phone is on the nightstand and you grab it, expecting to see texts from your manager or co-workers. but all you see is just a single text from your manager that said ‘no worries, let me know if you need an extra day!’
you don’t remember sending the text to your manager that you weren’t feeling well because you started your period.
“gotta say dovey, i’m kinda impressed that you were responsible enough to call out.” keigo takes the glass of water and sets it down. “let’s get some food in you, okay?”
resting on the couch while keigo fixes up a plate of food for you, you can’t help feeling a touch embarrassed over such a thing. it’s not necessarily a terrible experience but for a while you can’t stand the sight of little cupcakes. you can’t tell if this is worse than when you ripped a bong too hard and fell down into a flower bush after swearing you were just fine.
“i um… think i wanna take a little break from edibles.”
“of course baby.” keigo coos over you, hoping that you’ll get over this soon so that the two of you can laugh about it together.
-yes this happened to me (; ̄▽ ̄)
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animeomegas · 2 years
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The BNHA world has an alpha support group too, I’ve decided. It started as a support for alphas mated to heroes, because whether the alpha in question is a hero or not, it’s a relationship dynamic that can be difficult to navigate. 
And of course, when they go on a camping trip, they also decide to have a competition on sending the best nudes to their partners. 
...
Denki’s alpha: Okay! Mine’s sent! Are you not sending one?
Iida’s alpha: Nah, there’s no point, Tenya goes to bed at like 20:00, so.
Midoriya’s alpha: Same, Izuku’s on patrol, so there’s no point. I don’t wanna distract him. 
Shinsou’s alpha: Hitoshi sent back a meme of a cat dabbing as it falls off a small roof?? Does anyone know what that means?
Kirishima’s alpha: Well, the the falling part is probably like, being horny, and the dabbing is good, so I guess it means he’s horny and happy about it?
Bakugou’s alpha: Is it even a thing to be horny and not happy about it?
Tamaki’s alpha: Oh yeah, definitely. Amajiki cries so much in bed that he kinda conditioned me to get horny when he cries. It’s not normally a big deal, but it was seriously awkward when his cousin died. I was definitely not happy to be horny, trust me. 
All: ...
Denki’s alpha: Oookay then... Anyway, I’ve got a reply already! 
Sero’s alpha: Oooh, anything good in return?
Denki’s alpha: Don’t know, I haven’t opened it yet so-
(The sound of obscene squelching and moaning filled the camp for a moment before Denki’s alpha swore and flailed the phone around, eventually cutting off the sound abruptly.) 
Denki’s alpha: Whoops haha, didn’t realise it was a video...Does anyone have a tissue? I seem to be bleeding furiously from the nose. 
Sero’s alpha: Damn, I think you’re going to win. Sero sent a pretty hot pic but it’s nothing like whatever that was.
Bakugou’s alpha: Yeah, Katsuki just replied saying I “shouldn’t have gone on this stupid fucking camping trip if I wanted some” and that I “deserve to be lonely for leaving him behind” :(  All in favour of Denki’s alpha winning say ‘Aye’!
All: Aye!
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