grumpy dragon noises. / zhongli & dan feng @loreconcepts
"Hmm? What is it that plagues your mind? Or is it something that you have thought into existence? Sit. I have something that may assist your mood."
He understands most of the gripes that come from being a long-lived species. Still, he wonders what it is that Dan Feng is upset about, if he is.
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agatha agate has a little spot on the top of her head where her fur is white and it’s very thin and the pink of her skin is a little bit visible all the time. turns out she can get sunburnt there
so now she has this stupid hat.
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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pls reblog for larger sample size etc!! im very curious
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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
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"do you remember anything? at all?" [ eden to albedo ! ] @lunaetis
The homunculus chuckled a little at her question. There's no ill-intentions or mockery behind it. There is much he remembers. From the formation and his first conscious thought, to the experiments that his Master had put him through. All to see if the formation of artificial life - a different kind of vessel - could be made. While he wasn't sure of the full purpose outside of that.
"Most of what I remember is not pleasant."
There's a pause as he sets his paintbrush down, turning the easel around. During their conversation, he had been painting. His subject this entire time? Her. He asked before hand, and told her to act natural. He could adapt the work with ease.
"But the things that are, they are held dearly. I would count meeting you to be one."
The drone of his voice carries as he continues, not phased by her reaction to the piece.
"What do you wish to hear about?"
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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?
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