#☾✩☽ Memes

[pearl-granger]

so at cricket today theres was a girl who didn't have grip on the soles of her shoes nor laces so we we're just calling her shoes random things like 'shoewear' 'feet wear' 'sandles' saying things like' shoes are clothes for your feet you get it

and some where socks got involved and with missing a beat i said, ''socks are wore under the shoes.''

heres the best part. we had declared shoes are clothes (aka. shirts, pants shit like that) for shoes. and i said that bullshit with out thinking a single thought.

[firstwcman]

lilith as a lover is so

she's a territorial woman.

[revclver-jesus]

{{ WAIT HOLD ON SOMEONE PICKED THE QUESTION

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA He's so funny your honor i'm going to combust

HE'S LAUGHING AND LIKE? ALMOST FLATTERED YOU'D ASK? TAKAYA

He's really here at night with this guy he tried to kill earlier like oh?? 👀 does my skin distract thee makoto?👀👀 DSGHKDKS

i'm losing my mind this doesn't feel real-- }}

[phantasmalnightmare]

❣ (Mixing it up with memes over here. You thought this would be for Gundham? I want to know about Mikey: are there mini flags involved in the pros and cons?)

3 pros and cons of dating Mikey

Pros:

Will take you to lots of dessert places and buffets for dates(Also amusement parks). He enjoys going out often, and will even share his flags with the one he loves! Also, he'll take you all over on his motorcycle.

He tends to spoil you. He insists on paying for everything. Mikey is very sweet, loving, and thoughtful, trying to predict things you may want or need. This could also be a con though, as he can become a bit overbearing with his need to please. Luckily he's still very respectful of boundaries and will back off if his partner asks.

He's very protective of you, and the ultimate human weapon. He's always wary of his surroundings, and looking out for you. If something happened to you, he would burn the world down in order to save you.

Cons:

He tends to be very immature about certain things, and he sometimes will even throw a tantrum, which can be quite embarassing in public(Such as denying him flags.)

He may just well lose himself to the darkness someday. Before that happens, he'd try and push you away, but if that failed, then he could very well kill you.

He has literally no dating experience, and will probably be awkward as hell at first. He's never even had a crush before. Mikey will be like "Why is my heart doing this thing...? Am I dying?" and just be clueless about his feelings for a good while. He's especially unsure around women, since he's never had any as friends, and he doesn't quite know how to treat them. (Until he gets comfortable enough to start spoiling them.)

[innerbeast]

HOLD UP IM DUMB

[ilcaosscarlatto]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[traumapyre-moved]

Fun fact: Fee has an IMMENSE amount of control when it comes to abstaining from feeding. Even when there's a large amount of blood present, even tempted to.

HOWEVER

Fee has basically 5% percent control the moment she gets that first taste of blood. (I call her feral fee and a "borderline ripper" for a reason.) She loses herself when she feeds, practically becomes feral. She will hiss, snarl and bare teeth. Mock and play with her victims at times. Both like a predator and a cornered, wild animal that's desperate to appear bigger and scarier it is to protect its own life.

More often than not, her victim will be left in one of three ways, drained, throat torn out, and I do mean a large section ripped out by her own teeth or left to die in basically minutes to seconds.

Girl gets lost in the sauce.

But good luck telling her that her lifestyle is wrong. She truly believes it is the best way and that she is doing more good than harm by only feeding on "bad people" which that definition can be turbulent at best. One day it's a mugger, the next a murder, and then another day it's some guy that didn't piss off when she rejected him the first time.

In most cases, it takes immense control, every finer of her being not to kill another if blood is willingly given. (Such as a few verses) and even in those, the majority of the time it started as a "no loss" if she did end their life.

Another note: despite rationalizing it. She's aware of how much that lust consumes her. She knows it's possible to try and rope it in with work, to only use blood bags or animals. All things she refuses to do unless a last resort .

[etlascivus]

@misericordes how will you be DEVOURED ?

       for his BROTHER , the meal is a show of power . the older teases the younger one too many times , babies him to the point where patience shatters . the beast relinquishes petite form && embraces the full breadth of his power . his huge body challenges even The Almighty's greatest mountains , his head above the atmosphere , his shoulders using clouds for epaulets . he uses this grand body to swallow his brother sin whole . greed is but a crumb upon his tongue . mammon is a bitter medicine to down && ease the devil's vexation .

       for his former WIFE , the feast is a part of their sex . be it before their separation , or after , asmodeus is a meticulous && delicate partner , as intimate with his gentle touches as he is with violent thrashes . his chin still glistening with saliva , sweat , && the taste of lilith's sex , he'll bite at her stomach && rip it open . he'll feast on her as he fucks her , reveling in the bliss that is being inside her by ever stretch of the word . she is a fine wine he means to savor , a meat as tender as butter . he drinks at her blood && hums in delight with each mouthful of her delicious innards . when he climaxes , he'll excuse the mess && promise to clean it . allow him , please , to kiss her lips && feast again . allow him to eat her out -- get it ?

[hcmxra]

hewwo i promise to be operational soon

[pearl-granger]

okay so😍 i was reading a little headcanon lists of my fictional boyfies😚 and saw this long ahh song name by beethoven and i literally said 'woah they must'v copy-pasted that shii' and then i also replyed back to me cuz i'm soo sane😋 'well it's the writer thing to do' and then i fucking realised that 'writer' and 'righter' rhyme so bascially i made a fucking pun without realising it and fucking punned myself. 🤦‍♀️

[sffroncloaked]

take full advantage of your uni by using its resources to research your blorbo

[revclver-jesus]

✞  ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ " May your L's be many, and your bitches few..... "

[phantasmalnightmare]

Mun vs Muse

tagged by: @nuravity

Tagging: Whoever wants to steal, please feel free.

[chaosmultiverse]

Test (I wanna see how the tags look on site)

[wickdcreatures]

@mortau replied to your post “me, in confession : forgive me father, for i have...”:

oh me

you get me

[garlandofradiance]

Send my muse "You, My bed, NOW." for my muse's reaction of your's wanting to sleep with them

The original post has an atrocious gif attached, I felt forced to repost. Original can be found here: [x]