#✰ — redacted rambles

[thatrandombystander]

"Chaos' Hades 2 design is better because it's hot and having the genderqueer character be less eldritch is better representation"

Well maybe some of us genderqueers like interesting and thematic designs and identify more with eldritch monstrosities over conventional attractiveness? What about the unsettling weirdo representation for freaks like me 😔

Although holding the detached head and spine of your previous form does absolutely slap

[mintygreencake]

Huxley core

[aggro-my-beloved]

so if babe calls asher “pookie”, then that means milo is “bae” to sweetheart, therefore david gets called “hubby” by angel, and tank’s name for sam is “old fuck”

hope this helps 🥰🥰

[desmorotu]

Redacted Headcanons: Smoking Edition :3

honey is really giggly and affectionate when they’re high (as stated previously)

guy is less “millennial humor” and wayyyyyyy more affectionate. think the personality of fool!guy but with his continued affection

david smiles a lot and can’t keep his eyes open for too long before squinting them; he does giggle

angel falls asleep almost instantly

milo doesn’t participate unless sweetheart is present

morgan can feel the rhythm of time and falls into visions more often

geordi gets a kick out of hearing cutie’s thoughts

cutie won’t stop laughing at the funny things they think

sweetheart has trained themselves to look sober

darlin needs a significant amount more for it to hit

baaabe knows exactly what to do to make it a good experience and their tics (they have mild tourette’s) become more frequent; does cause small problems on rare occasion

asher’s millennial cringe gets worse; more dad jokes, stupid voices, and bad puns

sam (before turning) would go nonverbal and zone out

vincent (before turning) was always with friends

lovely did it to fall sleep on occasion before their turning

aaron and smartass have a blast giggling and unwinding after work together

elliott comes up with some craaaazy dreams for sunshine

anton doesn’t smoke, but when he does, it’s only been to cope with the project and the isolation from his partner

james does it as a way to unwind—mostly ends up with him in tears thinking of his spouse

damn crew has a night out of the month where they all get together for it

freelancer loves watching damien burn a hole in the floor over mario kart

lasko’s loose lips become even looser and he stutters less

SEND TWEET!!!!

[antennatoheaven]

i don't care that there's a murderbot tv show in the works. it should have been animated instead

[laskymoore]

REDACTED CONNECTION WEB

notes below the cut

1. Project Meridian + any unmentioned characters arent mentioned due to me not having listened to the playlist

2. Vega and Warden are down as lovers due to the fact that the fandom seems to widely ship them + that is most likely the route that they will end ultimately going down

3. Xavier isn’t labelled as ‘killed’ because that section is for characters who have killed other characters

4. I didnt add friend connection lines for the shaw pack, DAMN crew or Vincent + Sam due to them being more common sense friendships

5. Caller, Mine and Sweetie are left blank due to the fact that i simply just dont know or dont remember which category they’re in

[i-would-rather-be-a-fairy]

Sitting on Milo Greer’s lap while he tells me how pretty I look would fix me I think

[potatoqueenpal]

"Wedding this! Wedding that!", Yeah that's cool. Um.

Milo finding a severely injured, nearly dead sweetheart bleeding out and runs to Colm practically begging for his help because Marie's not around to heal them. Milo is so desprate that when most of the healing is done, he just... slams into Colm's arms and cries. Milo hasn't let Colm hug him in years. His little boy is letting him, hug him again. And for a second. Just a second. It is all okay again. No department, no gambling problem, no constant fighting or moving. It's just Colm and his son hugging. Like they used to. And God, he wants the feeling to last forever.

And then Sweetheart wakes up, and Milo and them make out the end.

[infamous-if]

the amount of people who voted that they're going to pursue dakota in the google forms is surprisingly high lmao

Dakota has had two scenes tops lsnchsbcdsnc what an impression they made

[parfumd-etoiles]

the freelancer is this pokémon to me. i can't explain it

[suntails]

⚔️♣️

[mintygreencake]

I need Angel to pop their metaphorical pussy on that dance floor at their wedding or so god help me

[aggro-my-beloved]

yeah non-hetero redacted characters are cool and everything but…

autistic!david?!?

adhd!asher?

chronicpain!milo??

deaf/hoh!huxley?!

ocd!lasko???

bipolar!damien?

schizophrenic!gavin?!

it’s pride disability month for crying out loud, don’t let the inclusivity stop at sexuality!

[vegaly-art]

"I will not judge you for what you are. Just as I will not judge you for what you've fashioned yourself out to be. Or what you've lost in pursuit of that."

"Rest Easy. Your soft heart is safe in my grasp."

"I am born of cruelty but that isn't all I am"

[the-owl-tree]

windclan being described as the most devoted to starclan due to them being closest to the open sky and mothermouth always stuck with me because in canon they truly do seem to get fucked over a lot.

anyways. do you think skyclan used to be considered the most devoted because they climbed the trees to get closer to the stars.

[laskymoore]

am i the only one who kinda just wants the wedding to go down normally?