good thing about shizun is i can make him do whatever i want and he wonât say no because heâs helpless whenever i whine and plead and tug at his sleeves and fit my chin in the crook of his neck or hook my ankle around his or trail a hand down the side of his face as i whisper in his ear that he should be transmigrated into fem sj but want to transition to a man but really heâs not sure because he loves to be called pretty and doted on and treated like the pretty princess she is but then again theyâre not quite certain just yet, so what if binghe helped him explore, and then i explain as i gently kiss her eyelids cheeks and chin why this would help me very much, emotionally, it would be so good shizun, i promise, youâre going to like it, so so much, donât you want to see what thatâs like? and if that fails i start crying in his lap and sheâs too endeared to tell me no this time.
You know that SNL sketch where they try to figure out why Benedict Cumberbatch is hot and on Aidy Bryant is like âmy feelings can be best expressed in a series of noisesâ - thatâs me about this
I'd like to imagine me as someone that is short 5ft 5in(1.65 meters) versus Stan being a bit taller like 6ft(1.82 meters) and having conversations like this:
Stan at the Shack counter, counting money, while I walk up to him:
Me: ð¥¹ðð
Stan: What do you want, half-pint?
Me: You know ð
Stan, pinching his fingers to the bridge of his nose with eyes closed: Really? It's the middle of the day?
Me: ð¥ºðð Pleeeeeeeease?
Stan: ..........Fine! But just for a few minutes, ya hear me?
10 minutes later:
Me: OMG, I just love holding you ð« ð¥¹âºïžð«ð¥° You have the best lap, and give the best hugs, and you smell weird sometimes, but I know you love me like I love you ð
Stan, trying not to smirk: Aw, I love you t....Wait!
for the oc ship suggestions: how about lola and jestiny OR lola and jess black? ð
LIZ. LIZ I'M YELLING. Lola and Jessie would be INSUFFERABLE to everyone else, especially Mary May, she thought Jessie and John were bad wait until the two most normcore girls are making out on her bar after getting hammered and singing livin' la vida loca. The vibes would be impeccable (weird as hell but in a hot way). Lola would not only be not weirded out by Jessie's "what's his deal" era, she would make one of these vvv (but pretty and w pink)
(she doesn't care what his deal is but she's a supportive gf and she likes arts n crafts <3). OVERALL I RATE THIS HYPOTHETICAL SHIP NORM/AL ð
AND I'M GLAD U ALSO MENTIONED JESS. BC I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS. Would Lola annoy the hell out of Jess? Yes. Would Jess be super into Lola murdering and maiming peggies? Also yes. Would they make out sloppy style if left alone for five seconds? Absolutely. But any chemistry and bubbling romance would probably be snubbed out bc Lola simply CANNOT follow instructions and would go guns a blazin in every scenario and Jess would get frustrated over her stealth/stake outs being ruined in 0.5 seconds. In a perfect world they could live out of a car and travel the country and make out but the reaping is homophobic and hates women.
warnings: cussingâŠlots of it, cheating, cussing, sexual talk, talking shit about charles (please note that i do not agree with the things said itâs just for the fic ð) iâm back from my breakkkk, much needed cause i have so many ideas to write and requests ð€ hope yall enjoy this been sitting in my drafts for a min now ð
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Arthur Leclerc x Norris!reader Lando Norris & Norris!reader
Summary - Arthur and Y/n, Landos younger sister are getting cozy behind Lando and Charlesâ back
Warning -
A/n - I have to make a second part because Iâm only allowed ten pics in one part but I donât think itâll be long before I post a second part ðð»
Reader is 18 years old
Part 2
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landonorris
Silverstone, p2 and my sisters first formula one race!! ð§¡
Liked by mclaren and 46,785 others
username The Norris genes are just amazing!!
username Great weekend for the Norris family
charles_leclerc Since when did you have a sister??
= landonorris Since now I just didnât tell you, no funny business sheâs only 18
~~ Liked by arthur_leclerc
yourusername I had the best time!!
= landonorris Thank you little sis ð§¡
yourusername
Starting summer with a big bang surrounded by the best ð¥³
Liked by arthur_leclerc and 8,764 others
username Just found her account from landos and I love her!! ð
yourbestfriend1 you really know how to bring a party ð€ª
= yourbestfriend2 Definitely gonna miss you when you go to Monaco to see your brother ð¥º
= yourusername I miss you too, my brother wonât allow me to go out party ð
= landonorris youâre too young!
= yourusername Iâm literally the legal age!!
username Why is Arthur Leclerc here?? ð§
yourusername posted two stories
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Instagram DMâs (white = Arthur) (purple = You)
Hey I heard youâre coming to Monaco right
Yeah staying with my brother, you in Monaco rn??
Yep, I was wondering if you wanted to hang out maybe tomorrow??
Sure I think Lando is on a date tomorrow so his apartment is free, wanna come round?
Ok nice, Iâll come round midday
Exciting!! Iâll see you then ð€
See you ð
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arthur_leclerc
Loved hanging out with this girl today ð
Liked by yourusername and 12,794 others
username Oooo whoâs the new girl??
= username Probably some girl who only want him to get closer to Charles ð
= username Letâs hope not ð
username Wait why is Landos sister in the likes?? ð«£
charles_leclerc So thatâs where you were all day, with the mystery girl
landonorris Weird that looks similar to my apartment lol ð
~~ Liked by arthur_leclerc
f1gridgossip
Spotted: The formula one drivers should have kept a better eye on their siblings because Y/n Norris and Arthur Leclerc (who also is a formula two driver) are looking cozy at a party in Monaco. How will Charles and Lando feel about the growing chemistry??
Liked username and 5,975 others
username Ngl theyâre cute ð€
username Wait until Lando finds out, he will not be happy oop
username If they ask me to have threesome with them, I would not hesitate ð€€
landonorris right.
= username Watch out weâll see Arthur running in a sec ð³
username Atleast sheâs not one of those fake fame and money grabbing girl
My brother got me a phone mount for my car for when I deliver pizza (cuz heâs a fucking angel) and Iâve been testing out some angles.. I uh.. fuck. The regains are starting to pile on, it seems. ð¥Žð³ð¥µ
Fuck Iâve missed them. 𥰠I love being a fatboy ð€€ðð