#🫀 — full-length

[leclerced]

Heyyy hope you have a good day, i come bearing new thots

Credit where credit’s due, the idea is an old and deleted roger Taylor fic and not from me.

HOWEVER. Im now obsessed with this scenario with either lando or oscar (ill let you choose <3)

Roommate!AU !!!

Imagine you’re friends and roommates with lando or oscar and he has to study for his upcoming biology exam at uni. The topic? Female reproductive organs🤭

He just genuinely struggles with understanding the anatomy of a vagina and that picture in his damn book is absolutely not recognisable.

And since him and reader are friends and she doesn’t think thoughts all the way through she offers him to look at hers. I mean hes seen her shirtless a million times its nbd.

And staring at her beautiful pussy really does help him - to an extend. Hes so into his studies he doesn’t really process that he asked her „can i touch it??“ and she just goes along with it bc it’s already lowkey awkward and theres no turning back now.

She tries to not make it more awkward by suppressing her moans when his finger brush over her clit all while hes just identifying parts with his thoughts oblivious to what he does to her.

And she cant keep in the moan when he pushes his fingern in and suddenly he realises what hes doing. But he sneakily keeps going until she cums and hes trying his best to keep up the ignorant act bc shes js too hot like that😩

Got damn it i need a full length version of this fic again 😭

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i want to write a full length version omfg this is incredible!!! pictured oscar immediately. kinda set in like the early 2000s in my head bc i wanted to mention dvd rentals One Time and that's not a thing anymore but that's the world i grew up in LMAO

sorry i like got too into this at first and forgot i made plans to game with my friend and rushed the ending im sorry. added read more bc it's just over 1k <3 i think i like this a lot other than the ending idk . lmk what u think i hope it meets the expectations set by the original

reader thinks oscar's an innocent idiot but he just probably shouldn't be in medical school because while he can find the clit, he certainly doesn't know the name of it.

Her roommate has been staring at the same page for half an hour, they're seated on opposite ends of the couch, leaning against the arms and facing each other. She has a Stephen King novel leaned on her propped up knees and Oscar has an open textbook balanced on one thigh and a notebook open to a blank page on the other. After another frustrated sigh leaves him, she drops her book on the coffee table and leans over to see what he's looking at. She almost laughs when she sees the miniature sketch of a vagina, "You know, the DVD rental place down the street has rated X movies."

Oscar snorts, "I'm trying to work, leave me alone. I'm supposed to learn all the anatomical names of a vagina, but the only drawing I have is in this stupid book."

She leans in further to the diagram and hums, "That's a horrible diagram, no wonder you're getting nothing done. How old is that that textbook?" He shrugs and stretches back over the arm of the couch, "Probably like thirty, the professor wrote it himself and he's ancient."

Her eyes get pulled to his hips as he reaches behind his head and groans, his shirt lifting the slightest to reveal soft skin before he drops his arms back down. She licks her lips as she directs her gaze up to his face, "I could show you mine, if you want." The swift inhale Oscar makes is audible, he keeps his gaze locked on the books in his lap as he says, "Really?" Instead of verbally agreeing, she just scoots back to where she was leaning moments before on the arm of the couch and shimmies her shorts down before she can think twice. She giggles at the look on Oscar's face as she kicks the shorts off her ankles and he takes in the sight of her panties, lacy and red. "Are you sure?"

She shrugs and teases, "Well it's not like they have 3D models. I'm sure, I wouldn't have offered otherwise. Are you sure?" He nods slowly and she tugs her panties down her thighs and smirks at the blush that creeps up his cheeks as she drops them on his lap. She doesn't know where the sudden confidence has come from, but she feels no shame as she opens her legs to him. She drops one foot to the floor and the other lifts to rest on the back of the couch. Oscar holds her eye for a moment before she watches his gaze drift down her body and he starts to lean in before pausing, "Can I get closer?" She nods at his question and answers, "As close as you want." Oscar lurches forwards, knocking the forgotten textbook to the floor as he fumbles to grab his pen and notebook to take notes.

She can't read his chicken scratch handwriting, so whatever he's scrawling about her pussy is undecipherable to her as she watches him analyze her. She's trying not to think about how this could be weird, how it is weird to offer to let your roommate use you as an anatomy dummy. It's not really the first time. He's done other things, like when he needed to practice IVs so she let him give her a banana bag the next time she was hungover. She liked teasing him about it, calling him Doctor Piastri when she let him listen to her heart with his stethoscope. Or when she comes down with a cold and she calls him into her room to diagnose and treat her, and he brings her cold medicine and soup from the deli down the street.

She's pulled out of her thoughts when he clears his throat and she meets his eyes before she hums quizzically. The pink tint that had spattered his cheeks turns into a bright red as he asks, "Can I touch you?"

She almost thinks she didn't hear him correctly, but there's no way he could have said anything else, so she tries to joke, "So you're a hands on learner, then?"

Oscar quickly counters, "Yeah, do you mind?"

It's her turn to lose her breath as she stupidly nods and blushes as she takes in the realization that he's about to touch her pussy. In the name of science, she agrees, "No, go ahead." Then, his hand is on her pussy and his focus is entirely on the space between her legs as he spreads her lips apart and she has to close her eyes and force her mind to other places as he tilts his had interestedly. She wishes she could stop her body from reacting to his touch, but she can't. Not when he pulls back the hood of her clit, she hears him writing something, then there's a soft pressure on her clit and she has to bite the inside of her cheek to not react. She tells herself not to make any sounds so it won't be weird, he's just trying to study, he's not doing anything to her really.

She can feel the wetness build under his fingers as he slips them down to her entrance and back up. She hears Oscar mutter something but she can't make it out over the blood rushing through her head as he presses his fingers back against her clit. "Is this... The labia?" The laugh she lets out is half a moan, "That's the- clit. Labia are the lips." He dips his fingers down and pinches one lightly, "This?"

She's somehow endeared by the curiosity, and sighs, "Yeah. That. Minora. The outer one is majora."

Oscar lets out a little huff, "How do you know the names? You're not even taking anatomy." His fingers find her clit again, this time lightly pinching it, and her thighs tense as he mumbles, "Clit." She hears his pen scratching across his paper and then dips his finger down to her entrance and presses inside. She wonders what he's thinking as he slowly thrusts his finger in and out of her, his other hand still writing on the paper. It's not until he slips a second finger inside of her and curls them as he suddenly presses his thumb to her clit that she breaks her silence, a whimper falling from her lips as the unexpected pleasure hits her. She somehow doesn't realize then that this isn't his first time like she thought when she saw the surprised look on her face. Then she flutters her eyes open and immediately realizes it because he's already looking up at her, a cocky smirk playing on his lips. She gasps, "You- you didn't really need help, did you?"

He shrugs innocently, "I still don't know the names, could you remind me?" She can't tell if he's being serious or not as he quickens his thumb on her clit and she's saved from responding as he pushes up her body and presses his lips to hers hungrily.

[gojosprettyprincess]

Tw Cheating, degradation, daddy kink, reader cheats on geto with gojo. Gojo insults Geto but still thinks he deserves better.

Gojo knew he shouldn't be doing this, it's disrespectful, unacceptable, distasteful. Yet he just can't stop, It's not like it was his fault your cunt was so fucking tight and irresistible, swallowing his cock whole as he plunges it in and out of you in the backseat of his car.

"Bet ya stupid little boyfriend can't fuck you this good baby" he groans as he felt your cunt clenching around his cock tighter due to his sinful words. "What a nasty little whore, clamming around my cock just cause I shit talked your boyfriend?, such a dirty little slut, getting off to another mans cock in your slutty cunt".

"Sugu deserved so much better than a dumb little cheating whore like you" you can't help but whimper at his degrading words, you love your boyfriend geto, he treats you so well, so good to you but he just can't pleasure you the way his best friend does.

The way satoru bullies his fat cock head into your cunt and stretches you so wide around his thick length while he fucks you so hard and stupid, you just can't get enough of that shit. Pussy clammed soo snugly around his dick as he's plowing you from behind, your face smushed up against the cold glass window, lewd wet sounds of skin slapping together filling the car as it's rocking back and forth.

"Gonna stuff this tight cunt so full of my cum" he grunts, feeling your cunt throbbing around him, "oh wow, of course the thought of another man filling you up turns you on, such a sick little bitch". His big hand lands harsh slaps on both of your already red ass cheeks as he moves his head closer to your neck, sucking and nibbling on the tender flesh, making sure he gets it all red and purple so your boyfriend can see it just for you to tell him that you got bitten by something.

You felt his hard cock twitching inside of you as he starts moaning into your neck, hard cum filled balls slapping against your soppy clit as he's rutting into you hard and recklessly like a desperate dog in heat. "Holy fucking shit, gonna drain my balls so fucking deep inside of you baby, oh fuckkkk". The way his voice sounded so fucking hot when he's moaning and talking dirty makes your eyes roll back, everything Satoru does during sex is just perfect, its like he knew exactly how to satisfy and pleasure you unlike your boyfriend.

"Yesyesyes! Please fill me up daddy!, need it s'badly please, m begging you" you cried out, so desperate and needy to be filled by him once again, you were just a tight hole for him to use whenever you two would meet up to fuck while Suguru is busy and clueless. Its been your little secret for the past two months. Your guilty pleasure.

Your eyes rolled in the back of your head as you felt hot ropes of cum spurting into you, painting your tight walls white as he filled you up while he fucks it deeper and deeper into you with each forceful snap of his hips against you. He kisses your temple down to your jawline before pulling his cock out of you slowly, being very careful not to let any cum drip onto his car seat.

After the two of you was finished cleaning up, you saw the bright light of your phone's lock screen on with a bunch of missed calls and messages from Suguru. A big wave of guilt washes over you.

Suguru🤞🫀

"Baby are you okay?!"

"Why aren't you replying to me, where are you??"

(48 missed calls)

"I'm starting to get worried..please text me back princess"

"Baby it's been hours where are you? I came back from work a while ago, why didn’t you tell me you were going somewhere?"

[gallifreyinstituteforlearning]

Do time lords have last names? Do they just use the name of their House, or are they more like humans?

Do Time Lords have last names?

Kinda, but it's all a bit more confusing than your typical Earth first name surname.

In the Old Times, Shobogan children (the ancestors of the Time Lords) took their surnames from their mothers, which was quite straightforward. But things got more formal and symbolic when the Time Lords started the Academy. During their time there, they receive an official name, often including their House. These names are written in Old High Gallifreyan, and they're long.

🧑‍🏫 Long and Powerful Names

For Time Lords, names represent power, status, and beliefs. The more influence a Time Lord has, the longer their name becomes. Over time, their names grow in length to reflect their social and political stature. That said, Time Lords don't usually go around throwing these grand names into casual conversations. Instead, they use a more manageable, two-syllable version when dealing with close friends or trusted colleagues. You might hear names like Spandrall, Maxil, or Borusa, but those are usually just the 'friendly' versions.

🏛️ The Role of the House

While Time Lords don't have last names like humans do, their Houses play a huge role in their identity. A Time Lord's House is a major part of their longer name, much like a family name. Think of it as an aristocratic title tied to their heritage and social standing.

🎩 Elective Semantectomy

Now, many Time Lords (especially renegades) opt for a process called the Elective Semantectomy, which is essentially a fancy way of saying they can remove their given name from history and replace it with a title based on what they do or what they represent. The Doctor, for example, chose their title after leaving Gallifrey, and it’s become part of their identity. Titles like the Master or the Rani work the same way. This process allows renegades to shake off any ties to their House and form a new identity.

🎂 Name Days and Namedays

Time Lords celebrate something called a Name Day, which is a bit like a birthday. The Doctor's name day is Otherstide, which is the Gallifreyan equivalent of Christmas. Some Time Lords even get treats on their name day.

🏫 So...

Time Lords don’t use surnames in the traditional human sense; they certainly have powerful, ever-growing names that reflect their status and beliefs. And, for those who prefer not to be tied to their past, they have the option to cast off their names and pick a title that defines who they really are.

Related:

💬|⏰🎉How do Gallifreyans celebrate Otherstide?: Looking at how Gallifreyans celebrate this holiday.

💬|🧸🏡Does a Gallifreyan's House determine which chapter they'll be a part of?: Looking at Academy affiliations and the Academy selection process.

💬|💍💎What are some Gallifreyan wedding traditions?: Expanded look at how weddings might work on Gallifrey, both in ceremony and legalities.

Hope that helped! 😃

Any purple text is educated guesswork or theoretical. More content ... →📫Got a question? | 📚Complete list of Q+A and factoids →😆Jokes |🩻Biology |🗨️Language |🕰️Throwbacks |🤓Facts →🫀Gallifreyan Anatomy and Physiology Guide (pending) →⚕️Gallifreyan Emergency Medicine Guides →📝Source list (WIP) →📜Masterpost If you're finding your happy place in this part of the internet, feel free to buy a coffee to help keep our exhausted human conscious. She works full-time in medicine and is so very tired😴

[svcredveins]

A 5 minute snippet of me doing hot laps on the Nordschleife. From Fuchsröhre to Hohenrain, this track is the most intense there is due to its insane length of 25.3 km of endless twists and turns with a few straights; a demanding track that is over 8 minutes long with little room for error - the Green Hell. Listen to my little heart beat fast then slow down on the straights. 🫀

This is the one where I’ve been waiting to post for so long, though, not the full thing due to Tumblr having a video limit up to 500 MB unfortunately, but I will try to figure out whether I post this privately on my YouTube channel or not at all. I already have a YouTube channel with over 400 subscribers and it’s all of my race recaps from the league that I’m in so I’ll try to maybe make a new account? I don’t know where else to post the full thing haha because I definitely don’t wanna accidentally have someone see this video and then yeah lol

But this is exciting, she was really pounding at Hedwigshöhe! She does really get going though when in a race, especially if it’s in my league in the team series because that’s the big one. Well, it’s for fun, but still, it’s their more serious series haha

I didn’t add any extra text because I didn’t want it to add onto the size of the video so I just left the intro text in there and that was it unfortunately. Hopefully one day Tumblr allows videos up to 900 MB lol

[elsweetheart]

thinking about collage!abby but a part of her course is to go somewhere else for awhile, (like if she’s taking a language for example, to travel to said country to get a better understanding idk, but something along them lines you know?) and she’ll be away for maybe a couple of weeks, a month at best so before she goes away you bring up a concern that you’re probably going to be really horny when she’s away and wouldn’t know what to do

so just imagine she helps you go “toy” shopping before she leaves, and you come across a pink dildo that’s the same length as her strap and it just makes her mouth water thinking of you using it

before she goes she makes you promise to send her a vid every time you use it

idek whay this is im just horny for abby sigh

- 💒🫀 (new anon???)

abby standing with manny outside her class in another country accidentally opening a video from you with her phone on full volume and the sound of squelching and moaning just blasting out loud and she can’t turn it off sjcjfjefbjrdjsjdbbf i’m crying sorry abs

[spicyraeman]

Yes The Warning! I was imagining a mix with them and Halestorm OR going full Jinjer 'cause I imagined Shadowheart learned to growl. But Karlach could do it. But it's more funny to imagine SH do these kind of sounds ( https://youtu.be/SQNtGoM3FVU?si=aZh3i_7gMCkguNZd )

Praying to Selune vs praying to Shar, a communication lesson by Shadowheart 😂

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You and me are operating on the same wave length bc back when I was leaning more toward metalcore Jinjer was 100% what I had in mind!

Shart knowing how to growl is def something thats been in the back of my mind. After hearing her barbarian scream I know she's got the lungs and the pent up rage for it lmaoo

Think imma keep the SH can scream idea even tho they're mainly hard rock, every good band branches out a bit so I can imagine once they learn she can they dive head first into writing a song were she does

[seokjinnieswife007]

🥹 just finished binging hidden love and i must say...... it is

*really* 🤌🏼

*sighs then screams*

one of the best.....

heartwarming +non dramatic+ and so so so... "full of feels" romcom.... ive seen in a while and it actually added 1011959208920227 years to my lifespan. 🥹🥺🥹🤌🏼🩷🩷🩷

This show has left me so speechless I can’t even properly rant about it here on tumblr, or to my friends, or or to anyone like it's just.... it’s something that has just printed on my heart and is stuck in my mind and my soul it's impact within me is so insannneeee that I can’t even explain it istg....

This show has what every hopelessly hopeless romantic person (like me) wants in a relationship. Like these two people are looking at each other with hearts and stars in their eyes for literal hours and I have never been more on the edge of my seat.. I, my lord, literally ascended and then got underground 11ft under.

🙌🏼 Like They don't have chemistry they have the whole DAMN science within them and no-one's upto their LEVEL.

Like 🗣️

No 🗣️

One🗣️

🤍🩷🤍🩷🤍🩷🤍

OH GOOD LORD THEY REALLY EMBODY LOVE.

🩷💗🥹🩷🥹💗🩷

what really hits me bout this masterpiece is my beloved jiaxu and sang zhi's heartwarming yet the most full of sparks relationship.

The intensity of their feelings is so damn high like they just.. love e/o so so so much, and it's evident in their actions and words, it's just so so VISIBLE . THEIR Love is everywhere 💖 🤍🩷💗💖🤍🩷💗💖💗🩷🤍 both jiaxu and sang zhi are always willing to go that extra length for each other.

They're not in love.

They 💫

Are 🥹🤌🏼

Love 💌💕💌

🩷💗💖🤍💖💗🩷

Okay 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

They're LITERALLY GOALS 🩷🤍🩷

"I'm falling in love with youuuuuuuuu😭"

Okay. I can write more but I'm done. I'm just done. Non jiaxus please don't come under my radar 😣😔.....

ONE THING MORE....

At last .... I just wanted to share...

How badly I was anticipating sang yan's relationship.

How FCKIN bad!!!!!

I love jiaxu with all my heart but i was actually SIMPING for sang yan ( coz obv duan jiaxu is my sis zhi's man ) so.. so.....okay. leaving everything......

Sang yan was really hot. And protective and quirky and strong and sassy and sexy.

I really Appreciate that man's existence. He's ART.

P.s. I’ve fallen back into the OH SO ACTUALLY VERY VERY VERY ROMANTIC "romantic😞" dramahole. And I'm down there.... Like downnnnnnn bad.... No one can save me.... But actually no one can save me cuz It’s better here. 😔🫀

[sapienthouse]

[ID: several drawings of a young girl, Hillbeth Montgomery. The first is a picrew by Olibuki, then there are three portraits, ending in a full body drawing; between all of which, are red arrows guiding the chronology of her redesign.

Text next to the full body has her name, as well as bullet points reading, "12 years old, she/her, the most middle schooler ever, doesn't realize she's lesbian yet, protag of a children's novel (that's in my head)." She is smiling in every iteration; in the fullbody she stands holding an undrawn backpack in one hand, and crossing her fingers in the other.

Appearance: Hillbeth is a dark skinned Black girl, chubby with symmetrical fake eyebrow piercings, fake vampire fangs, black lipstick, and heavy eyeliner around medium brown eyes.

In her original design, she has her hair braided into cornrows except the back, which is loose in a ponytail. Her nails are unpainted, and she has black make-up designs of lines and triangles on her nose.

In her redesign, the extra make-up is gone, she has acne, and her nails are painted black, all short except on her middle fingers. Her hair is braided into cornrows only on the sides, giving a false undercut. The top of her hair is largely unstyled, shaped vaguely like a V, and braided from the cornrows, she has a thin braid hanging on each side of her face, the ends each having 3 red beads. Next to her is a doodle showing a hair cuff behind her left ear, where a red heart-shaped charm hangs off it.

Her left ear is a pointed prosthetic, where her right ear is natural, with only a prosthetic tip for matching points. Hillbeth wears a fictional Emo band T-shirt in charcoal, a black hoodie over it, black knee-length shorts over ripped sheer tights, and shin-height black platform boots with hand painted red soles. She wears a chain and red strap on the belt loops of the shorts, several rings, and rubber bracelets with fictional band names, "Wallow" and (cut-off) "OT". end ID]

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OC-tober day 4: redesign❣️❣️❣️ Hillbeth is part of my collection of OCs inspired by stuffed animals I've collected; she was a gift from my friend @littlegreenfags — a little black kitten who she repaired before sending! Hillbeth (the real one) had a damaged ear, and Bobby sewed her up with red thread and added a little heart on the back of it, which I kept with the charm 🫀🫀🫀

Hillbeth is a testament to middle school edginess, she's nicknamed "Hillbeth the Godslayer" which goes along with another stuffie-OC of mine, Susan Destroyer of Kings (we can and WILL get silly here). She has massive amounts of fun DIYing her clothes, ruling over the neighborhood playground, and writing fanfiction in her extra school notebook. Her parents don't understand her, but try their best, and she has friends to go to when they falter.

Even more friends, when she discovers she can reality shift. All my OCs inspired by stuffed animals are all apart of a connected story, where they come from different realities they can move between, probably battling some evils together, too! More Hillbeth trivia:

her prosthetic ear is because she was born with microtia (missing or incomplete ear, and in her case also without an ear canal). because of this, she's also hard of hearing! the custom elven ear was made by her father, who makes silicone medical prosthetics for work.

she's big into theatre, she always auditions for the school plays, and tries to do community productions when her parents have the time to help.

she did axe throwing at a summer camp once, and has been obsessed with it ever since

loves her dog more than anything. if she had to choose between saving the entire world or her dog. well, say goodbye world!

Hillbeth is hellaaa superstitious. it took a lot of convincing from her parents before she stopped throwing salt, but she carries a small wooden block in case she needs to knock on it. these are only a couple examples.

That's my little girl! I'm very unpracticed at drawing children so hopefully she looks about her age 🙏 i tried my very best lol

[agnesandhilda]

🔪 cleavers up, bring 'em here 🔪 🦴 femurs all swing on the ceiling like a chandelier 🦴 💃 she sittin' there in a white dress, looking like she should get it 💃 🎭 licking the lips of the reddest, should invest in a head clinic 🎭 🦷 he got a pocket full of incisors and pliers 🦷 😒 in a briefcase in case she get inspired, she ain't 😒 😈she tryin' to suck face off the bone 😈 💅 you should know she is prone to swallow the marrow 💅 🫀 she gettin' her eagle on down on the floor 🫀🥂 see how the drinks are flowing off of the top shelf 🥂🤵 men are flashing their belt buckle and wallet leather clock 🤵👀 and they can't stop watching they're jockin' em 👀 👠while she rockin' them 8 inch stilettos 👠 🩸 ain't into metal, just leather and lace and the taste of oxidation 🩸 😫 lay still and let her let like leeches suck 😫 😳 she might let you fuck but she want 😳 (body and blood) 🗣️ she don't need you for shit but your dick and your veins 🗣️ 🫀 and your guts and your 🫀 (body and blood) 💃 every man see she thick and they wish they could bang 💃😜 when she strut, she got 😜 (body and blood)💅 nails did, hair did, body right, teeth white 💅🔪 knives sharp, gettin' 🔪 (body and blood) 🗣️ if you a bad bitch, let 'em know you ain't out for the dough 🗣️ you want (body and blood) 👯 twerk somethin' girl, twerk somethin' girl, twerk somethin' girl 👯 (body and blood) 🔪 cut somethin' girl, cut somethin' girl, cut somethin' girl 🔪 (body and blood) 🪓 kill somethin' girl, kill somethin' girl, kill somethin' girl 🪓 (body and blood) 🥩 eat somethin' girl, eat somethin' girl, eat somethin' girl 🥩 ☺️ she got her own home, she got her own set of power tools ☺️ 🤔 her own unmarked van, plan meticulously laid out 🤔🖌️ and splayed on the walls 🖌️ 📸 all scrawled on dated polaroids of severed heads plated 📸 💉she got vials of ketamine, rohypnol, and promethazine 💉 🥴 blunts with amphetamines and whatever your pleasure be 🥴 🤤 medically, she readily be 🤤 🍷providing the flyest of times to dine with the finest of wines🍷😱 try and you'll find cut glass to get you cut fast without cuttin' 😱♦️ she got a diamond tattoo on her upper thigh ♦️ 👀 another fine mess walks by and cuts eyes 👀 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 she let her go, she got a bad little body 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🥵 plus a mean walk, mean ass, make jaws slack 🥵 💄but the black make-up match the black makeup 💄 🪚 bag of black clippers and steel and chrome-dip slick black handled switchblades she flips, she gettin' 🪚 (body and blood) 🗣️ she don't need you for shit but your dick and your veins 🗣️ 🫀 and your guts and your 🫀 (body and blood)💃 every man see she thick and they wish they could bang 💃 😜 when she strut, she got 😜 (body and blood) 💅 nails did, hair did, body right, teeth white 💅 🔪knives sharp, gettin' 🔪 (body and blood) 🗣️ if you a bad bitch, let 'em know you ain't out for the dough 🗣️ you want (body and blood) 👯 twerk somethin' girl, twerk somethin' girl, twerk somethin' girl 👯(body and blood) 🔪 cut somethin' girl, cut somethin' girl, cut somethin' girl 🔪 (body and blood) 🪓 kill somethin' girl, kill somethin' girl, kill somethin' girl 🪓 (body and blood) 🥩 eat somethin' girl, eat somethin' girl, eat somethin' girl 🥩🕯️candles by the mirror, perfume on the dresser, yes sir🕯️🥀 red sheets made of satin, flowers in the bible drying 🥀🍷red wine in the goblet, golden trojan wrappers🍷❤️‍🔥chainsaw motor revving outside, bloodstains on the carpet, annie ❤️‍🔥👗 elbow-length gloves, thigh high fishnets, and the garter👗✝️ god's son crucified on her necklace, hang just where breasts heave ✝️⛓️and by the cheek, got a machine⛓️🥵 make 'em pray that the sex, life and death she doles 🥵🕺and when she body rolls, see how the party go dumb🕺💊 and the pills dissolve, tongue kiss and room revolve 💊 😵 more than a few will fall, 😵🩻 black light and new resolve 🩻 she gettin' (body and blood) 🗣️ she don't need you for shit but your dick and your veins 🗣️🫀 and your guts and your 🫀 (body and blood) 💃 every man see she thick and they wish they could bang💃 😜 when she strut, she got 😜 (body and blood) 💅 nails did, hair did, body right, teeth white 💅 🔪 knives sharp, gettin' 🔪 (body and blood) 🗣️ if you a bad bitch, let 'em know you ain't out for the dough 🗣️ you want (body and blood) 👯 twerk somethin' girl, twerk somethin' girl, twerk somethin' girl 👯 (body and blood) 🔪 cut somethin' girl, cut somethin' girl, cut somethin' girl 🔪 (body and blood) 🪓 kill somethin' girl, kill somethin' girl, kill somethin' girl 🪓(body and blood) 🥩 eat somethin' girl, eat somethin' girl, eat somethin' girl 🥩 (body and blood)(body and blood) (body and blood) (body and blood)

[roleplayfinder]

🫀 hello! 18f, any pronouns, and i am begging to do some roleplays for a court of thorns and roses over discord. i work full—time so i’m not always around, but i do love to chat ooc; send memes, playlists, etc. or even just chat about random stuff! i tend to ramble a lot but i never expect partners to match my length. i do prefer to write as women so please keep that in mind as well in case it’s a deal breaker for you. <3 i’m a sucker for most dynamics in the series but i’ll list some of the few my brain is always buzzing about, with character i’d write bolded.

elain / azriel

elain / lucien

nesta / cassian

nesta / azriel (it’s a guilty crackship of mine)

i have yet to take a swing at writing feyre, or other characters, but i’d be down to give it a swing if there’s anything specific you’d like. anywho, leave a like on this and i’ll be sure to reach out soon. thanks! 💞

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[gallifreyinstituteforlearning]

what did the Doctor mean when he said the Time Lords invented black holes? (The Satan Pit)

Did the Time Lords invent black holes?

When the 10th Doctor claimed that the Time Lords 'invented black holes,' he implied that they created them. And although they have a lot to do with black holes, there's a slight problem with this statement.

Knowing 10 as well as we do, this is probably a bit of an exaggeration to be even more impressive, but his statement's rooted in some complex aspects of Gallifreyan history and the development of Time Lord technology.

🌌 The Time Lords and the 'Creation' of Black Holes

Omega and Rassilon were the key figures behind the Time Lords' mastery of black hole technology—during the Dark Times, a period when the universe did not yet fully obey the laws of physics as we know them, Omega and Rassilon, they say, destroyed the star Qqaba to create a black hole. This black hole was then suspended in a state of perpetual collapse, with its vast potential energy harnessed to power all of Gallifreyan society, particularly all the time travel technology. This suspended black hole is known as the Eye of Harmony.

🧑‍⚕️ The Doctor's Statement

However, as your thought trail would have uttered, 'But black holes happen when stars die. How could they invent something that already existed?' ... well...

If we take the Doctor's words at face value:

Because in the Dark Times, the laws of physics were so sporadic and lifeforms were essentially immortal for a bit, stars might not have naturally died, meaning black holes as we understand them today didn't exist. Omega and Rassilon's actions could then be the first instance of a star's destruction. In this sense, they 'invented' the process, setting the stage for the universe to follow similar rules once the Web of Time was in place and the Universe was much more rational.

If we think 10 might be exaggerating a bit:

If stars did naturally die and collapse into black holes before the Time Lords' went poking around Qqaba, then the Doctor's statement is a bit more fanciful—implying that the Time Lords were the first to harness and control black holes, rather than literally inventing them.

🌀 The Legacy of Black Hole Technology

Either way, the Time Lords became very fond of using black hole technology, like Black Hole Carriers, and also used black holes as gateways into hyperspace. The extent of their manipulation was far beyond anything that had been done before or since, making their achievements in this area so profound that the Doctor's boast about 'inventing' black holes doesn't seem that whacky.

🏫 So...

When the Doctor said the Time Lords 'invented' black holes, he was probably talking more about the lengths to which his people went to control and harness them. Whether they truly 'invented' black holes in the sense of causing the first one or simply perfected the art of utilising them is entirely down to you and the Doctor's conscience of how much lying he does to humans in the effort to sound impressive.

Related:

💬|📱🕸️What does the Web of Time look like?: Overview on the Web of Time and its relevance.

💬|📱👁️What’s Eye of Harmony?: What this is and how it works, and how crucial it is to Time Lords.

💬|👤👑Why is Rassilon everywhere?: Who Rassilon is and why he's so important.

Hope that helped! 😃

Any purple text is educated guesswork or theoretical. More content ... →📫Got a question? | 📚Complete list of Q+A and factoids →😆Jokes |🩻Biology |🗨️Language |🕰️Throwbacks |🤓Facts →🫀Gallifreyan Anatomy and Physiology Guide (pending) →⚕️Gallifreyan Emergency Medicine Guides →📝Source list (WIP) →📜Masterpost If you're finding your happy place in this part of the internet, feel free to buy a coffee to help keep our exhausted human conscious. She works full-time in medicine and is so very tired 😴

[deepjams4]

🍔🌭सप्रेम नमस्ते!🥪🌯

🫶🫀शुभ रविवार!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹

16th October is marked as

World Food Day!

Global Dignity Day!

World Spine Day!

And

World Restart a Heart Day!

After all any human being with a SPINE struggles day and night to earn FOOD with some DIGNITY!

BUT

Unfortunately, in the present era of RAT RACE the modern management theories and industry jargons have reduced a worker from a live human being, to merely

a lifeless:

Work Force, Sales Force, Resource, On-site Resource, On Bench etc

Though, it is being claimed that the slavery is abolished, but it still is prevalent in its new avatars in the industry, as any worker, irrespective of that person’s cadre, is a modern day slave now, and being treated as a HEARTLESS TOOL, to be used to execute any work or project. Thus a worker’s status is at the most at par with lifeless machines.

Yesterday only, I was talking to Mr. D.S. Rajendran (Retd. AGM - Law), regarding the unreasonable expectations of the corporates and pink slips being issued by them, at their whims and fancy, to many of their employees, thus terminating their services and relieving them immediately.

But the same managements refuse to waive or reduce the length of notice periods, if an employee wants to leave a company for better prospects elsewhere. The corporates become unreasonably stubborn to the extent that they even turn down the offers of such an employee to reimburse the company with emoluments proportionate to full or the unserviceable part of the notice period requested to be waived, thus forcing their employees to serve the full notice period.

All tactics are employed to humiliate and harass such an employee, who wishes to leave the company, to the extent of threatenings of sending bad reviews about such an employee to the prospective hiring employers.

Ironically, the top executives of the corporates, who resort to such tactics now, would have themselves, resigned from many corporates earlier, for moving up the ladders of their career graphs, to reach those levels, which they presently hold. The true colours and their mindsets of treating the employees as bonded labourers is then on full display. These corporates know well that, exceptions apart, most of the hapless employees can do nothing, even if the corporates refuse to honour any of the clauses in the employment contracts, except at the most filing civil suits, that, to be decided, would take many years, which no employee would like take risk to be in limbo for an uncertain long period.

In the present RAT RACE, the corporates expect the workers to work like a ROBOT MACHINE and be available 24x7, without any expectations, emotions, feelings or personal life. Unfortunately, that has brought only imbalance, thus causing big turbulence and turmoils in one’s family life.

Before it’s too late, now is the high time when

THE HEARTS ARE REALLY RESTARTED

to arrest this on going deterioration,

by

BRINGING BACK SENSITIVITIES

to understand and express human emotions and feelings and

DISTINGUISHING HUMAN BEINGS FROM MACHINES!

Enjoy a wonderful Sunday!🙏🌹🙏

[canonrpfinder]

🫀 hello! 18f, any pronouns, looking for other 18+ writers; i am begging to do some roleplays for a court of thorns and roses over discord. i work full—time so i’m not always around, but i do love to chat ooc; send memes, playlists, etc. or even just chat about random stuff! i tend to ramble a lot but i never expect partners to match my length. i do prefer to write as women so please keep that in mind as well in case it’s a deal breaker for you. <3 i’m a sucker for most dynamics in the series but i’ll list some of the few my brain is always buzzing about, with character i’d write bolded.

elain / azriel

elain / lucien

nesta / cassian

nesta / azriel (it’s a guilty crackship of mine)

i have yet to take a swing at writing feyre, or other characters, but i’d be down to give it a swing if there’s anything specific you’d like. anywho, leave a like on this and i’ll be sure to reach out soon. thanks! 💞

✒

[findyourrp]

🫀 hello! 18f, any pronouns, in search of other 18+ writers; i am begging to do some roleplays for a court of thorns and roses over discord. i work full—time so i’m not always around, but i do love to chat ooc; send memes, playlists, etc. or even just chat about random stuff! i tend to ramble a lot but i never expect partners to match my length. i do prefer to write as women so please keep that in mind as well in case it’s a deal breaker for you. <3 i’m a sucker for most dynamics in the series but i’ll list some of the few my brain is always buzzing about, with character i’d write bolded.

elain / azriel

elain / lucien

nesta / cassian

nesta / azriel (it’s a guilty crackship of mine)

i have yet to take a swing at writing feyre, or other characters, but i’d be down to give it a swing if there’s anything specific you’d like. anywho, leave a like on this and i’ll be sure to reach out soon. thanks! 💞

.

[jesterjamz]

Bottom surgery ... TWO! -🫀

every month my penis explodes & then it grows back throughout the rest of the month & when it gets to full length it explodes again & the process begins anew

[devilruin]

Invertito La Giustizia

Pairing — yandere capitano x gn reader

Summary — you've never been disloyal to the tsaritsa — you have never stepped out of line, caused trouble, or tarnished her ideals, because you know better than anyone else that the one time you do will be the last.

Warnings — general yandere warnings, mild violence, vague mentions of captivity

Post Type — full length work

Word Count — 1.7k

Author’s Comments — (capitano lovers come get your food!) who's a fatui fucker? yep that's right it's me. please hyv let him use the electro skirmisher model…

Within Zapolyarny Palace, there are many secret passageways. Some lead outside towards the night market, while others lead deeper into the ice, evermore closer to celestial blasphemy. Each corridor looks the same — tall icy walls, with the occasional hanging lamp for light — and if you’re not careful, you’ll end up walking in circles for hours on end. These uniform halls serve a dual purpose as a maze for those led astray (often with negative intentions), and as a trap for foolish trespassers. Which is why Her Royal Highness had all the written records of this frozen labyrinth destroyed long ago. 

“These stupidly complex passageways are going to be the death of me I swear…”, letting out a deep sigh, you press your back against one of the frozen walls, and slowly sink to the floor. Being a low-ranking member of the Fatui had its perks — a tidy place to stay with regular warm meals and hundreds of people to socialize with is hard to pass up as an orphan. Yet in all of your years here, the only friend you have is Alyona. 

Alyona, the absentee.

The chilly wind has your teeth clattering against each other, and you click your tongue in irritation. Anger fuels the strength in your legs, and you quickly stand, ready to move at a moment’s notice. You take two steps forwards before your left knee buckles under you, leaving you kneeling at the foot of a lamp. The candle’s flame sways languidly, almost as if it’s laughing at your predicament.

“I swear once I find her…!” , your gloved hands bundle into fists, stretching the thick leather till it cracks, yet you’re far too ticked off to care. Just the idea of wandering around these identical pathways for another two hours, looking for Alyona in a frozen maze, makes your blood boil with rage. Why do you have to be the one to find her again? She’s always ‘missing’ from her squadron anyway, so why do they care where she is now? Another deep sigh drags through your lips, as giving up was never an option — your legs follow your mind’s order to ‘get up and continue searching’. 

The deep passageways begin to merge and dissipate within the blink of an eye. 

“Tsaritsa, I wish I had a map. It’s so annoying to crawl around like a mindless cockroach. There’s nothing special about this place anyway, so I don’t see why — oof!” A sudden impact cuts off your stream of complaints. Whatever hit you was far too warm to be a wall, yet before you can turn to identify the object, it latches onto you with incredible force.

“There you are [First]!” It’s Alyona, her eyes brimming with excitement as she wraps her arms around your shoulders. “I was looking all over for you, you know?”, she bats her eyes and teasingly squeezes your upper arm, hoping to get a reaction.

Even though you’re exhausted and irked beyond belief, you gladly welcome her affection with a light chuckle. “That’s my line, you troublemaker! Honestly, do you even know how…” Half-heartedly, you ‌begin to give her a piece of your mind when a calm, deep voice beats you to it. 

“What are you two doing here?” 

Immediately Alyona and you stand as straight as a board. In front of you is one of the eleven harbingers — larger-than-life figures that run the Fatui like a well-oiled machine. There’s no telling what consequences might follow should you disrespect them.

“Lord Capitano, sir!”, even though your voice is still slightly hoarse from yelling, you salute first, and Alyona messily copies your action. Like a child mimicking their parent, the results are sloppy: she holds her elbow too high (it should have been level with her shoulders) and the cleanliness of her suit leaves much to be desired. Still, she hurriedly follows your actions. The two of you hold the salute like sculptures, and as your lungs burn from holding your breath, the primal urge to flee swims through your fear-induced mind. Out of all the people you could have run into, it just had to be him; ‘The Captain’ of the Fatui. As the main military leader within the Fatui, he’s well respected for his decisiveness in the field, and strategic planning off the field. To see his imposing figure standing before you, scanning your face for any traitorous signs, sends ripples of shame down your spine.

Capitano seems unimpressed by your demonstration of a proper Fatui salute, having seen an actual one at least a few dozen times per day, and moves closer instead.

“I’ll ask again.”, this time his voice is still, and the pressure he gives out is suffocating. The air around you feels thin, making you gasp for oxygen in the enclosed space. “What are the two of you doing here?”

His tone of voice clarifies that there’s no room for lies; there’s no way to worm the two of you out of this one. Your only choice is to confess, to tell him that the two of you were…

Alyona quickly lifts her head to respond, “[First] and I were heading towards the barracks, sir!” Willingly, she places the spotlight on herself — confidence oozing out of her every pore — choosing to burden herself with a major role. Like an actress on stage, she must recite her lines perfectly, as a single mistake would reveal her little performance. 

Capitano’s eyes seem to crinkle behind the darkness of his mask, and as he shifts his weight to one side, his head slowly rocks back and forth. At this moment, he has become a judge within this court of ice. One of his arms smoothly crosses itself over his torso, his large palm wrapping around his upper arm as he silently considers the validity of her statement.

“Were you now?”, his feet twitch with every syllable, almost as if the deadliest poison laces his words. He’s undoubtedly displeased with your behavior, and you’re positive that he is silently ruminating on your demise. The palpable tension in the air coils around your neck, threatening to squeeze out what little breath you still have. Yet before the depths of terror can swallow you whole, there’s a slight tug at the hem of your jacket. Alyona’s small, shaking hand had reached out and grabbed you, reminding you of the most important fact: you’re not alone. 

Courage bubbles up from deep with you, helping you find the resolve to look directly into his eyes and respond. “Yes, we were sir!”, your words come out clear, like a cleanly cut crystal. It’s a stark contrast to Alyona with her hidden right hand — still trembling from Capitano’s piercing gaze. His intense stare scrutinizes the both of you, skeptical of your true intentions.

He won’t fall for it. He knows better than to place his trust in the words of lowly grunts.

“Then…”, he pauses, visibly disappointed with your reactions, “Why are you in the Eastern Wing of the palace when the barracks are in the South Wing, Sergeant Alyona and Sergeant [First]?”, it’s only a single sentence, yet it rips away all forms of security. 

You had lied. 

To him.

Neither of you can formulate a response that will save you from the hole you’ve dug. The best that you can do is buy time with your stammering. “That is…”, you really wished you could come up with something, anything, to placate his anger. Yet, all excuses fell short on your tongue.

“Do you have no explanation for your actions, including answering a commanding officer dishonestly?” Capitano throws out one last line — morally thinner than a strand of spider silk — for either of you to hold on to. It’s a meager attempt at fishing out the truth, yet it’s painstakingly obvious that it does not matter.

“I see… very well, then.”, his baritone voice reverberates within the confined space. Mind evidently made up as he strides into your personal space. Before either of you can react, a wide, black gloved hand snaps upwards, harshly grabbing Alyona’s upper arm.

“I will tell Pantalone to transfer Sergeant Alyona to Sandrone immediately.” Alyona’s legs lock into place, while her eyes frantically shift around, looking for a way to escape from his clutches. 

“My Lord, you couldn’t possibly mean…!”

“You have tarnished the honor of the Fatui far too many times, Alyona Chepliev.” There’s no room for arguing with him, and instead of wasting her breath on excuses, she spins on her heel to face you.

“[First]! Help me, I don’t want to go to Lady Sandrone! She’s…” Yet before she can finish her pleading, an agile chop connects with the side of her neck, and knocks her unconscious. Capitano barely spares her a glance as he throws her inanimate body over his left shoulder.

“As for you…”, he silently trails off, obviously contemplating what horrible designation he should assign to you. He could leave you with Il Dottore, where he would subject you to a myriad of gruesome experiments. Or he may throw you into the hands of Pierro, who will exploit your every weakness in the name of ‘victory’. Either way, you’re doomed.

“From now on,” your teeth grind against each other in anticipation, “You will be under my command.” Your disbelief is in bold letters across your face, as you crane your head upwards with a matching pair of full-blown eyes and a slack jaw.

Capitano takes your silence as acknowledgement of his judgment, still walking a few feet ahead of you, when he continues his verdict on your transgressions.

"I will thoroughly embed the meaning of honor, to both oneself and one’s god, into you. Once you are free from the confines of your weaknesses, then I will acknowledge you as one of mine.”

“However, know this Sergeant [First]…”, swiftly, he turns on his heel, coming face-to-face with you in a blink of an eye. The encompassing air stills for a moment, sending a biting chill through your veins. One of his clawed fingers reaches out, quietly stroking the apple of your right cheek. He’s close enough to see and feel the warmth of his breath against your skin, yet it brings no comfort to your shaking figure as he gives you one final warning.

“There will be no second chances.”

© 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧 — 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝.

𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭, 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤(𝐬) 𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐬. 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤(𝐬) 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐀𝐈 - 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 (𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨) 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠.