#'YOU'RE WEARING A SUIT!'

[dalekinapaintedparadise]

John Wick + outfits

[pinktrapped]

TURTLE GOKU 🐢🐢🐢

He tortol

[fromgoy2joy]

Diaspora Jew, staring out into the distance : things are just... rough right now. Really rough with antisemitism. We will get through it, but.. geez.

Israeli, flipping out of a tree : oh no!! That is horrible! But have you considered where this does not happen? Rhymes with Fisrael, Zisrael...

Diaspora Jew : ... Ploni Almoni, you run from rockets on a regular basis.

Israeli : Yes. Keeps you in shape ^_^ I can sprint many meters in ten seconds or less! And in the shelters, we have boardgames!

Diaspora Jew : there was a terrorist attack on your street a few days ago!

Israeli: Sure. But this is relevant, how?

[eliyips]

making things. playing. having fun.

[ghouljams]

Clawing at the door for more cowboyau GHOST team . I’m literally addicted to your writing, I hope you have a lovely day/night! :3

Very quick Logan drabble because I have given him no love....

You spot him immediately as someone new in town. It's a small town and everyone knows everyone so you pick him out quick. He's arguing with Murphy over pricing, using big words like: ludicrous, and absolutely insane, and highway robbery. You laugh and finished sorting through the seeds you want. He storms out of the store in a huff, you catch his eye with a smile. His eyes soften, his step slows almost to a stop, and somehow you get the barest twitch of a smile back, before he seems to remember he's upset and turns to finish his stomping. You hardly pay it any mind, and finish your shopping, cracking a joke to Murphy about hot headed interlopers that gets a few dollars knocked off your total.

The next time you see him you're parked by one of the swimming holes, stripped down for a quick dip before the sun gets any higher. Most folks don't care much about private property when it's over 100 degrees out, but when you pop your head up out of the water he's glarin' at you from the back of a horse. Again, something in his face softens when you grin up at him. He swings down off his horse while you make your way to the shore, you've got a towel in your trunk, but that's on the other side of the pond. Logan offers you a hand to help you out of the water, and you do your best to keep your smile when you push your wet hair off your forehead. He does his best at keeping his eyes on your face.

"You're tresspassin'," He tells you. You laugh, and his lips twitch up just slightly.

"Someone's always tresspassin'," You assure him, "Where'm I tresspassin'?"

"Walker ranch," You hum and he holds out his hand, "Logan Walker." You take it, enjoy the firm shake, the callouses on his warm hand.

"Walker," You nod, shake your head and try to dislodge your smile. You remember some girls in town calling it "Can't Walk-er" ranch, giggling over the new studs running it. You can't say you disagree.

"What's so funny," He asks.

"Nothing," You like the way he smiles at you, like he doesn't believe you, "Y'all are new to the area right?"

"Pretty new."

"Well, here's a tip," You brush the water off your arm, "It's nearly a hundred and ten degrees out, you're gonna get a lot of folks jumpin' in that pond. Best just to let 'em." Logan glances past you to the pond, and gives a short nod. He swipes his straw hat from his head and fans himself with it before thinking better of it and settling it on your head. You wonder if he knows what that means, you suppose it doesn't matter, but it sure isn't the heat gettin' to you now.

"You better get goin' then," He tells you, hooking his boot in the stirup and swinging back up onto his horse, "Wouldn't want a pretty thing like you gettin' lost in the crowd."

[irregularbillcipher]

so god forbid i’m seen just as an average human being

[rottenraccoons]

If these four people play kiss punch marry, what choice will they make?（l guess Oleander will kiss Keir）

Francesco Kiss Oleander, punch Cirrus, marry Keir

Keir Kiss Cirrus, punch Oleander, marry Francesco

Oleander Kiss Keir, punch Cirrus, marry Francesco

Cirrus Kiss Oleander, punch Keir, marry Francesco

[beauregardlionett]

travis obtaining the highest level of dad by actively looking up teen slang is an experience i never thought i would get to witness

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

I've got such a bad habit of changing my entire aesthetic based on whatever fictional man I'm watching at the time. "whoa I wanna start dressing like that guy" no you don't. That guy dresses like ass. You just want to be percieved as a dude and he is one.

[puppetmaster13u]

Thinkin about the Meat Marionette Au, specifically the batclan having two bodies. And I apologize if this is rambling lol

I feel like they still train and work out most days (look Bruce has gotten used to picking up his kids, he's not going to stop even if he's in his human body). It's just probably not to the same extent as in canon of a daily thing without giving their bodies a break. That probably actually means their human bodies are healthier than in canon, seeing as one actually needs to let their muscles rest between exercising them. Not to mention they- or at least their bodies- are getting rest. Hell it's almost like their bodies are in comas for a few hours each night what with how low their brain activity would register as.

Now I'm thinking this probably influences how they act and appear towards the public. They shy away from most interviews (they're trying not to hiss or growl) and are mostly quiet whenever they speak in public, so it'd be easier for the tabloids to spin a story about a shy or demure family doing their best to help Gotham. Which is... the complete opposite of what they are, but no one needs to know that.

Others might even go the mysterious hermit route when trying to write a story about the Waynes, seeing as they're not spotted outside often (what with uses of disguises and such) save for the times the patriarch of the family has gone on another adoption spree. Honestly most of the stories about them are either having to do with Wayne industries, the very rare gala that everyone is wanting into, or the several adoptions that have been reported on several times.

Online is another story probably, and there's definitely several memes about each Wayne family member's posts. They're somehow Gotham's darlings despite being social recluses.

That being said, being connected to the Tunnels definitely has an effect on them even in their original human bodies. Not just mentally but physically as well. Like there is some definite off vibes the longer one is in their presence, their movements just a hint too graceful and something almost... predatory about it.

Also slightly random but I feel like Bruce would grow his hair out, like not even purposely at first. He just got caught up in cases and trying to figure out the meat-marionettes (thank you Dick for the name, but did you really have to call them that) that he forgot to get it cut several times. And by then it's just easier to put it in a ponytail than stay still for however long it'd take to get it cut and well, actually look good even if he himself doesn't care about it. Then he also gets kids who want to learn how to do things like braiding hair, which means he learns too and... yeah...

This au is a combo of my cryptid batfam and @phoenixcatch7's possessed doll au, which you need to check out because it's great. A really fun concept and influences a lot of this Au concept too. Also mutual of mine do you have any ideas for their civilian IDs

[nguyenfinity]

[launches this at you at a high velocity]

RINNIKI UPON YE

[universalcaffination]

kirk: okay spock, in the 1980s people used “colorful idioms” a lot in their speech so we’ll need to do that too so we don’t stand out

Spock: 

Kirk: 

Spock: f

Kirk: it’s okay you can do it

Spock: im nervous

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

🎃Wesley L. Pumpkins🎃

Any Questions?

[fromgoy2joy]

The many funny things that the Israeli Fellow at my Hillel has done- Part 1

Background- Hillel is the massive Jewish student organization across America where they have older 20 somethings working with college kids. "Fellows" are the people working these positions. Content warning- if you don't like Israelis being portrayed as human beings, this post isn't for you. Bugger off and go do something else productive with your time.

Every text I get from him starts out with "Joyyyyyyyyyyyyy" and most of the time, it's because he's asking me to do work for him.

trying to recruit people to the volunteer trip to Israel he's helping out with, he beckons over to me at a Shabbat dinner. He points at me very excitedly -

"Joyyy? Joy? Any plans for this summer?"

Amos I'm not JEWISH yet!!?

randomly holds people's hands- man or woman or anything else.

He's making me learn Hebrew.

He also at the same time thinks I know Hebrew. Because he has me make posters for him and says "Hey so this is how you spell it- alef, gimmel, resh…"

I once walked late into an event where he had everyone stop what they were doing and shouted "This person! She can draw something for us!!!!"

I asked him about his military service and he said "oh yes! I was a medic at a checkpoint!" Then I asked, a bit hesitant. "Did you.. see things?" "Yes, yes. An old lady from Rafah had a diabetic incident once :-) . Gave her gatorade but it wasn't a good flavor."

Later he bragged that he was the best out of everyone in getting to the rocket shelter and that he still has pieces of the missile that blew up his friend's car.

He has recruited me as his official unpaid tiktok maker. It's his world and we're all living in it.

Has sighed and shaken his head- "All of you are so... pasty. Go to the sun."

gets super mad when people don't cut vegetables for his salads right

Has been adequately described by the term "A day late and a dollar short"

[sophsicle]

Did you see that Justin Bieber might join professional hockey???

no, he is not. like that would be absurd. he is already retirement age. also he is tiny.

he would have to buy his own league

and pay off the players who played against him

but he is not going to be joining the NHL or the AHL or the OHL

he can be a timbit maybe or a mini-mite

[thepoisonroom]

i know i'm unserious bc my work is having a big all-college meeting where i'll have to meet all my coworkers and represent the library and when i tried to put together an outfit it ended up like this