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[gingkos-eldritch-secret]

I know, that it´s an old idea - that Danny, now immortal, with his family long having passed on, falls in love with some mortal and they marry and then have an end (if it´s happy or not mostly depends on the writer).

But you know what would be funny? If Danny, regardless of if he´s king of the infinite realms or not, I don´t care, falls in love with one or both of the parents of a random hero or villain. And Danny, deciding to become the daddest dad to have ever dadded, watches his new child with the parent(s) by his side and intervenes when it gets 'too dangerous'. Or if he just wants to cause some mischief.

The person now being fathered is very confused because "What the hell is going on?"

[fallen-kingdoms-crk]

[A strange clicking sound can be heard, Warden Skulk Cookie's "antlers" shook slightly" and he turned to face Pitiful Vanilla Cookie through his slightly blind eyes]

"Oh? Hello."

"I didn't see you there. My apologies..."

"That's alright, friend... um..."

"Are you alright though? I don't think many cookies just... ah... crawl out of the dirt?"

[doueverwonder]

Czechia: I'm having problems with a guy.

Belarus: "he won't fit in the trunk of my car" problems, or "I like him problems"

Czechia: I like him.

Belarus: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one.

[piro-piroooooo]

do you guys miss me? :^D

i'm gonna be back! i promise!

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[girldraki]

[professorllayton]

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

[jammboe]

Pangaea miku

[vistavm]

wow, this leaked scene from the minecraft movie looks great

[snakesinsocks2005]

Pin for survivors

[jodielandons]

NOAH LYLES pulls out the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Exodia the Forbidden One Yu-Gi-Oh! cards before winning all of his 100m races at the 2024 Olympic trials

[cornpapers]

[skipppppy]

[noodles-and-tea]

Arms

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[fallout-lou-begas]

the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO