#( 🪻 ) — ghost.

[evermoreal]

mementos they keep of u ౨ৎ ࿐

john ‘bravo six’ price ∘♡༉∘

━ 100% has a picture of u in his wallet. ur wearing his shirt, no makeup, and there’s a big, silly grin on ur face. it’s his absolute favourite photo.

━ ( it was his lock screen for a while but whenever u saw it, u’d complain that u didn’t like that picture :((( he let u change it to one u approve of, but he keeps his fav in his wallet as a lil secret )

kyle ‘gaz’ garrick ∘♡༉∘

━ while on base, gaz was digging through the small bag of things he’d brought with him, and found that, somehow, one of ur rings had snuck in there. he was giddy.

━. he wears it on his pinky for a while, before deciding that’s not secure enough, and ends up putting it on a chain.

johnny ‘soap’ mactavish ∘♡༉∘

━ the napkin u wrote ur number on the first time u met him. it’s very wrinkled now and there’s a lil bit of ur lipstick on the corner.

━ like price, he probably also keeps it in his wallet. when you spotted it and asked why he kept it, he cheekily responded, “incase i need to call ye when i’m stranded.”

simon ‘ghost’ riley ∘♡༉∘

━ something subtle like a hair elastic. & he gets weirdly possessive over it? if u see it & ask to use it he’s so hesitant to give it over 😭

━ i also will not argue if u say he has a tattoo dedicated to u. bc he does. it’s either ur initials or something that reminds him of u. whatever it is, it’s over his heart.

[halloween-sweets]

[stimboard-radio]

holyghost (Grace Chasity/ Max Jägerman) stimboard

✭ with bisexual stims

✫ RQ'd by 🪻 anon!

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[nutluvs]

i am morbidly horrified of the dark. i need someone sit with me on the couch while i cry at 1:43 a.m. because im delusional and i thought i saw something in the corner of my room staring at me while i was tired, half-asleep, and in a vulnerable state

[falcons-florens]

...........rain poncho.

"...Fine."

Kizashi pulls it on before pulling the boat onto the shore and helping the two birds onto its shoulders. Ghost on the left and carefully avoiding the vine, Jet on the right.

[garoujo]

Emmie I saw Kazuha again during the new event and good lord when he said he only joined because he wanted to see us again 🫠 I was ready to get on my knees right then and there istg

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pls ive seen him all over my tiktok so i swear all of us chose him LMAO ! as we shud he is literally the prettiest boy in the WOOOORLD ò3ó HE IS SO CHARMING I ADORE HIM < 3

[muppetebbtide]

discworld dashboard simulator

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🧙🏻 blackalisstan

This is like that tsortian guy who had to pick between goddesses and started a war and then died. Or like paying the assassin's guild to kill you

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*inhume

🧙🏻 blackalisstan

piss off you posh knob

🍴 priestessofanoia

tbf I don't think the watch is wasting its time on this blue hellsite so ur probably safe there. the POSTMASTER however...

#sometimes I think only bloody stupid johnson could have come up with this fucking site

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ALL'S WELL!

🍴 priestessofanoia

nvm lmao 😭

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#ppl on here are actually sooooo ankh morpork centric it's insane #'EVERYONE knows webblethorpe the unconscious' who??? why the fuck should I??? #like HELLO there's other places on the disc? #and klatch is NICER like omg

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unseenuniconfessions reblogged:

🦧 unseenuniversitylibrary

Ook

#SO TRUE KING

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Anonymous asked:

Is lord vetinari gay

🪄ramtopswitches answered:

Why would you ask us, a ramtops witches blog, this

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CALLOUT: @ /spanglersal (deactivated)

• started a Kickstarter to crowdfund a click of Captain Vimes & Errol then disappeared with the money and has gone completely ghost on everyone

• apparently stole over 100k

• cringe

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Anonymous asked:

Blessings be upon this askbox

🌷queen-of-lancre answered:

I don't know if this is nanny pretending to be granny, or if it's actually granny, and I think I'm too scared to find out

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SAUSAGES INNA BUN ‼️‼️‼️‼️🌭🌭🌭🌭

🏚️ throwingshades

Gonna go skating on the frozen river ankh!!

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HAVE FUN

🏚️ throwingshades

Thanks man!

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🐸 bursaaaaaaaaar

is. is the post office posting crab rave bc reacher gilt just turned up dead

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🧳 agateantravels follow

The Crumley's Hogswatch grotto is being advertised again but somehow I just don't think they can top last year's... like idk where they got the budget from but the real pigs?? CRAZY. my little sister asked for a pony and there was just one in the house when we got back like?? My mum was PISSED but yes talk abt Hogswatch magic. Still wonder how they pulled it off

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💖 angelofmusic

It's literally SO unfunny to be making jokes about the Opera Ghost when you all KNOW I saw so many of my friends DIE last year??? I literally have so much PTSD from it... like it's so insensitive you're all actually the WORST

#vent #don't rb #some of you will say ANYTHING for a cheap laugh :(

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🐊 genuablogging

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “narrative causality” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Duc turn into a frog

My buddy Mrs Pleasant, pacing: Lilith de Tempscire is lying to us

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[kandycats-art]

It' a little lost :( Hopefully it can find out more about its past

[celestialwhoree]

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More Price being fucking whipped for his wife!!!

nsfw below the cut 🪻 mdni

She's so utterly spoiled by him, like to the point where he'll see her looking at something in a shop window or her ears perk up at an ad on the TVY&? and it's on their doorstep the next day.

When they move into their home together, he refuses to let her lift a finger. He makes her sit on the couch and choose paint samples whilst he builds furniture and brings the boys in to help with the heavy lifting.

He buys her flowers all the time because she likes to keep the house feeling fresh and vibrant. He comes home with takeaway coffees, a patisserie bag between his teeth and a massive bouquet of flowers which match the colours in their home.

Their wedding was fairytale material, held in some beautiful manor in the countryside with all of their friends and family there. Yes, Gaz, Soap and Ghost were his groomsmen.

They go somewhere quiet and warm on their honeymoon - Bali or somewhere similar, where they can spend days soaking up the sun sea and sand.

Something about being a married man just really sets a fire blazing in his belly, and they've barely even got the door to their luxury villa closed when he pounces, going on about how he 'needs to fuck his Mrs.'

Obviously he's wanted to have kids for the longest time, and he sees having two weeks with nothing to do but swim, sunbathe and fuck as the perfect opportunity.

He grips her hand when he's literally balls deep inside, with her on the verge of tears just to look at the way her ring sparkles in the light of the setting sun.

He calls her 'Mrs Price' or 'My Mrs' "My woman' etc whilst they're fucking just to hear the way her mewls get louder and how her pussy flutters around him.

He'll cum inside and then slot a fancy hotel pillow under her hips to make sure that not a drop of potential is wasted. Afterwards he'll order basically the entire room service menu and hop back on the bed to put on her favourite show or movie.

When she does get pregnant, he's practically got an entire nursery built in a day.

He also becomes like a thousand times hornier, something about seeing his woman, knowing she's carrying his child makes him go totally feral.

[astroaid]

Synastry Observations

Accuracy entirely dependent on full charts. These are just my experiences with 12th & 8th house synastry. take it as entertainment.

12H synastry:

🐞 This synastry is often be associated with ghosting. 12th house deals with what is hidden.

Ex.1: I had my scorpio venus&mars in someone’s 12th H and after a lot of backstabbing/shit talking on the 12th H person’s part, I confronted them. After that day, I received “I miss u” texts but I decided to block them.

🐞 12th Synastry can also be so positive. Sometimes it can be the planet person supporting the 12th H person behind their back.

Ex.2: In the first example, I was the planet person with venus&mars scorpio. I always defend and praise my people even when they are not around. Unfortunately, in that relationship, I was not appreciated or seen for that until it was too late.

🐞 12th H synastry can also indicate a relationship that will be or is long distance.

Ex. My friend has moon, venus & mars in the other person’s 12th H. The 12th H person moved back to their country of origin. The relationship is now limited to a few check-in & life update texts every year.

8th H Synastry:

🪻 The topics associated with the planets that fall into the other person’s 8th H can be the topics that are freely shared or discussed.

Ex.1: I have a friend with taurus venus, sun & mercury in my 8th house. We talk about money a lot which for some can be a taboo topic. And we talk about terrible relationship experiences that neither of us would tell other people about.

🪻 This house does get associated with sexual themes. Personally, the only time I have seen that be the manifestation with 8th H synastry is when the ASC or First House Ruler falls into another person’s 8th H.

Ex.2. When your ASC falls into someone’s 8th H, they may be very attracted to you. Yet, this can manifest as the person being grossly possessive of your body. In my case the 8th H person did not want any changes to my body. Unprompted told me to never get tattoos or cut my hair. (I wasn’t going to but it was off putting and just weird to hear that)

[evermoreal]

thinkin about thigh-riding ghost 👼🏻🎀

cw. nsfw (18+ mdni), thigh-riding, praise kink (im predictable), soft simon <3

often, you visited simon on base. it wasn’t your favourite place to be — cold, clinical hallways walked by gun-bearing, testosterone-drunk men — but if simon had to be there, you would be, too. besides, the 141 wasn’t so bad — they loved recounting stories about simon, worshipped any homemade treats you brought in, and the way they called you “ghost’s girl,” had you blushing every time.

it could get boring, though. even when you were there, simon had a responsibility, and sometimes that included monotonous paperwork.

his office was small — a singular window, desk, and lumpy couch shoved in the corner. resting against one of the throw pillows you’d brought in to give the room some colour (“t’make it less of a prison cell,” you’d said), you huffed, loud enough for him to hear, when switching between the same three apps couldn’t hold your attention anymore.

“wha’s’a matter, lovie?” simon questioned, not looking up from his paperwork. though he’d ditched the mask, he still wore his balaclava — always did, at work.

“‘m bored, si,” you answered, jutting out your bottom lip in a pout.

again, without sparing you a glance, simon checked his watch, and offered, “y’can go if y’want, love. i’ll be home in a few hours.”

another huff, this time only a smidge more dramatically. “i don’t wanna go home. i wanna be here w’you.” then, you stood, making quick work of crossing the room and standing behind him, peering over his shoulder to gaze at the incomprehensible paperwork.

with an almost pavlovian response, simon pushed his chair backwards, stretching out his muscular thigh and offering it up as a seat.

gratefully, you accepted, though your appreciation didn’t last long when he merely returned to his work, scrawling messily along the documents.

“what’re you doin’?” you tried, toying with the strings of the hoodie stretched across his chest.

“mission reports,” he replied, squeezing your waist once. “nothin’ you have to worry your pretty little head about.” then, he pressed a quick, masked kiss to your temple and resumed.

“sounds boring,” you surmised. he gave an agreeing hum.

pursing your lips, you resumed your toying with the strings, looping them into a bow and then tugging them loose. afterward, you sat back, gazing at him.

he was so pretty, even with a fucking mask on. it wasn’t fair. warm, brown eyes locked on his stupid paperwork, barely-there traces of the grease paint he could never fully wash off staining his lash-line. if the sight of him didn’t have a heat blooming in your belly, you could have cried over it.

compelled, you place a kiss on his cheek. he gives another hum, this time lower, fonder, and a squeeze to your hip. creating a path, you continue to kiss the planes of his face — his brow (or where it was beneath the balaclava), his temple, cheek, and jaw. then, you trailed lower, lips trailing beneath his head, over his throat, his adam’s apple, the juncture where neck met shoulder.

when you gently nipped where he was most sensitive, he flexed his thigh, eliciting a gasp from you. the skirt you’d had the audacity to wear did little to protect your cunt from friction.

at the sound you made, you assume, he did it again, flexing the muscles in his obnoxiously large thigh, therefore pressing them against your clit.

arms snaking around him, you hid your face in his neck, and whined, “please, si.”

the way he shook his head could be felt against you — as could the quiet, barely-there chuckle in his chest. “christ, sweetheart. eleven in the morning an’ you’re already needy?”

again, you nipped his throat. “your fault.”

“my fault?” he echoed. “y’re the one who decided t’fuckin mount me.”

“you are the one who refuses to give me any attention,” you argued. when he didn’t deign to respond, you whimpered again, and tried, “please, si.”

simon huffed, breath ghosting across the back of your neck and sending a chill through you. then, like this was some great chore he had to take on, he said, “i really have to finish this, m’love. it’s already past-due.“ he must have felt your pout against his skin. “y’can get off on my thigh, though, how about that? hm? will that hold y’over?”

chewing your bottom lip, you gave an experimental tilt of your hips, nearly jolting at the friction against your damp cunt. “tha’s embarrassing.”

tutting, simon argued, “‘s not embarrassing. y’ve done a lot worse w’me.”

instead of biting him this time, you flicked him. another chuckle, and he was conceding, “how about this: you get off on my thigh, and once i’m done w’this we go out for lunch.”

the fact that it only takes you a few measly seconds to accept his offer might’ve been embarrassing. the way he cooed, though, when you ground your hips into his thigh, soothed any shame.

it was a struggle to find a pattern you could be consistent with. simon was usually all too happy to let you be a pillow princess — getting yourself off hadn’t been a task you’d taken on in a while. seeming to sense this, though, simon used the hand he’d kept on the small of your back to gently guide you, moving you back and forth.

“there y’go, angel,” he praised, causing you to press a moan into his shoulder. “y’even being quiet for me. good job. only i get to hear those sounds, that right?”

words escaped you — the pressure of his thigh rubbing against your clit had you seeing stars. instead, you nodded rapidly against him, clutching at his shoulders.

the movement became easier and easier as your slick soaked through your panties and his trousers. the thought of that had you pressing your heated cheeks against his shoulder, nails digging into him.

before you could think to voice it, simon spoke, “already close, are you, love? that was quick. ‘m sorry for neglecting you f’so long. i’m terrible, aren’t i?”

nearly deluded with pleasure, you shook your head. “n-no. not terrible. love you so much, si.”

a warm, rumbly sound came from his chest. “oh, my sweet girl. i love you too.” finally, he pulled back from his work, yanking the bottom half of his balaclava over his nose and capturing your lips in a messy kiss. only when you began to shake did he pull away, murmuring, “come for me, love.”

as soon as the words left his spit-slick lips, you were tumbling over the edge, clutching him like you’d fall off the face of the earth if you let go. he helped you through it, wet kisses pressed against your sweaty face, unintelligible praised murmured into your skin.

once you’d come down, simon gently squeezed your thigh, and pulled your head back to his neck. “make y’self comfortable, sweets. ‘m almost done.”

“then we go for lunch?”

“after.”

“after what?”

simon tsked, nipping at your cheek once, and stating, “if y’think we’re finished, love, you’ve got another thing coming.”

[halloween-sweets]

[skrrtscree]

the ghost of you 🤍🪻

[sappholovesemily]

Was tagged for selfies a while ago by @a-human-cryptid and @wookieeoftheyear

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[falcons-florens]

Is it really safe to boat during a storm?

"I will be fine. There's an island halfway if I have to stop. Or I can use Hydro if needed."

Ghost chirps in confirmation, Jet and her under a seat to be sheltered from the rain...

[bumblebeesfromvenus]

Hello, my little bumblebees!

Welcome to my tiny corner here on Tumblr.

You can find all of my works for multiple fandoms here <3

Here is who I write for and my request rules!

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Events

Fi's Christmas Market ☃️

Resident Evil

Leon S Kennedy

Series

♥︎ Lost and Found ♧ 1. 2. 3. (Complete!)

• you survived Raccoon City with Leon, but got separated and thought he was dead. After 6 years, you reunite with him on a mission in Spain, rescuing Ashley Graham. What happens once he's pushed back into your life all of a sudden?

One shots

♥︎ Raindrops falling on my heart ♡

♥︎ Random Leon headcannons

♥︎ Sleepy desperation ♡ (nsfw)

♥︎ Rocking the Tides 🌊 (nsfw)

♥︎ Renaissance!Leon headcannons 🩷☁️ (nsfw)

♥︎ Everybody loves Somebody 🫀

♥︎ Back to me 🖤

♥︎ Brick by Brick 🎄

♥︎ Tradition and Love 🌹

♥︎ Red Ribbon ❣️ (nsfw)

♥︎ Stuffed Heart 🧸

♥︎ Siren!Leon headcannons 🧜🏼‍♂️🐚

♥︎ All I see is Red ♦️

♥︎ The honey to my moon 🌬 (nsfw)

DC

Jason Todd

♥︎ The Hercules to my Meg ♤

♥︎ Paper Rings 🩷

♥︎ Wrapped 🎁

Bale!Bruce Wayne

♥︎ BATtrayal

♥︎ My precious Jewel ♧ (nsfw)

♥︎ Dating Bruce has his assistant headcannons

♥︎ Bruce secretly being in love with assistant!reader

♥︎ Bruce x assistant!reader 3 ♡

♥︎ Burning Touch ♠︎ (nsfw)

♥︎ Deck the Halls 🎻

♥︎ Diamond Rings 💫 (nsfw)

♥︎ Bruce taking your virginity ♡ (nsfw)

♥︎ PALentines day 💋

Dick Grayson

♥︎ Nightingale 🕊

Ghost (Band)

Terzo Emeritus

♥︎ Garden of Love ♡

♥︎ Phantom of my Soul 🌙

Stardew Valley

Abigail

♥︎ Knight in shining armor

Baldur's Gate 3

Astarion

♥︎ The sweetest Taste ♤

Linked universe

The Chain

♥︎ Home is where the Heart is 🌱

Misc.

♥︎ Aching Heart left there in the Cold ♡

Call of duty

TF141

♥︎ TF141 w/ a chubby girl ♡

♥︎ TF141 getting a boudoir photo album as a wedding gift ♡ (nsfw)

Johnny "Soap" MacTavish

♥︎ tit man Johnny hcs 🤍 (suggestive)

♥︎ Mo ghràdh mòr 🩶

Simon "Ghost" Riley

♥︎ Simon relationship hcs ♡

♥︎ Simon Riley NSFW hcs ♡

König

♥︎ Königs German specific quirks <3

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