#(``) master tags

[master-xochimilli]

I just want soft cuddlefucking. Arms holding me tightly, a nice slow deep fuck, kissing and praising me while wiping my tears away, fucking all the stupid sad out my head, reassuring me it'll be okay soon and that they've got me

[sualne]

mithrun sketch to celebrate

[aslyran]

Visions

[northernfireart]

i can't find the original post of this idea but im obsessed completely with Sam Reich! Master

upd: The original idea was by @ace-whovian-neuroscientist!!!

[lovethistoomuch]

I've been on a bit ob a Russell Crowe movie binge in the past few weeks and since he is almost sixty now, many of the movies I've watched were consequently older movies. and when I watched them, it struck me again, how much hollywood has changed in the last few decades when it comes to depicting men.

take Gladiator for example from the year 2000. Russell Crowe plays basically an action hero in it. he is a big, muscly dude, who is very strong and uses that strength to defeat his enemies. and this is what he looks like:

looks like a strong man, right?

in the same year, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine looked like this in the first X-men movie:

in 2013 the same character played by the same actor looked like this:

it's a bit much, isn't it? I mean, he looks so skinny.

and if we go even further back: look at what the womanizer character Face from the A-team looked like in the 80s show vs the 2010 movie reboot:

maybe the difference isn't that big but it really startled me when I watched that movie for the first time. in my mind there was no reason why Face should be particularly muscular since he is the charming one not the one known for being particularly strong.

if we go even further back, look at the charmin womanizer character Hawkeye in M*A*S*H from the 70's.

I know he's a doctor and there is no reason for him to be ripped but I got the feeling if they did the show now, he would be.

I don't know what my point really is I'm just saying I got a bit nostalgic when watching these men. I cannot be the only one who'd rather see more of this:

than this:

also, as a sidenote: Russell Crowe gained a lot of weight for the nice guys and he is a fucking powerhouse in that film, like, when he punches someone, you really feel it because of the weight that is behind it and the shere mass of his body.

(even if this may look different, he's about to break Ryan Gosling's character's arm. I couldn't find a gif of him punching someone but I swear it looks painfull as hell.)

so, in short: can we get big, heavy action guys back? cause I'm tired of seeing these skinny, despite being muscular dudes who look dehydrated as hell and on steroids.

and can we stop making characters ripped just for the sake of it? cause I'd rather cuddle with a guy looking like Hawkeye than one looking like Face from the new A-team movie.

[triptych-of-voids]

dont ask me about the context for this, there is context i just think its funnier without any

[taringill]

My redraw:

Original:

I love Master Leonardo so much❤️

And also:

I plan to draw the next art with Casey Jr. and Leonardo

@somerandomdudelmao you inspired me to create this arts, thank you:)

[stagbeetleboy]

YAYYYY SHEEV!

[ardentpoop]

he said "can't argue with that one"

[l0stb01]

I have shit I need to be doing right now so instead I made some dw textpost meme things lol,, they've probably already been done but oh well they helped me procrastinate so 🤷

[hinerdsitscat]

It was absolutely hilarious hearing the Toymaker brag about defeating the Master like it was some kind of flex, as though the Master hasn't died in practically every appearance, as though that dipshit's entire life hasn't been the equivalent of the Sixth Doctor regenerating by falling over, as though that idiot isn't somehow simultaneously the best at being basically immortal and the worst at being basically immortal, like this dumbass was killed by Lucy Saxon because he pretty much forgot she was there—you're not special, Toymaker.

[the-patrex]

we popping the biggest bottles when the tensimm reunion happens in the Specials <- delusional

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

normal and healthy relationship

[wyvernity]

been thinking about the sinnohtrio lately......plus misc other stuff

also, casual ko-fi drop!! get something in this sketchy style starting at $10 woop woop

[linterteatime]

I'm so sorry

[egophiliac]

Leona Epel Milk Time

so I did not immediately remember that the new Master Chef event had started, and anon, I need you to know that this was basically a jumpscare in my inbox.