#(( he tried

[hermitcrabstar]

I present to you... a random portion of this random Kirby piece I wrote; where you shall experience how Meta Knight can in fact, NOT make a cake 🍰

I'm not sure how many people actually read my writing, but if you like it.. thank you! ^^ ✨

[nau-the-duke]

Portraits

I forgot to post this here whoops.

Did some sketch requests on Instagram and someone asked for "Aziracrow drawing portraits of each other". So I, naturally, slipped in a little reference there.

There are many other requests I drew, but I want to fully coloured them, so I'll post them when they are!

I like to think that Crowley has at least some art skills he's gathered throughout the millennia. Not at Aziraphale's level, of course, but it's something.

[allurilove]

Yandere Husband x you

Rated 16 + — first sfw content !

Sleepless and restless nights, your husband is seeking out comfort from you. If only there wasn’t a whining toddler that also craves for your attention. A continuation to the other short drabble! Check that out when you can, but I’m pretty sure this can be a standalone. Longer fics coming out soon!

Smut fics: Yandere husband x you part one, part two, and part three !

You’re immediately woken up with your two boys glaring at each other. One with his cheeks red and arms crossed, a grumpy humph escaping his lips, and his hair strands is sticking out in opposite directions. The other is a toddler. You and your husband knew that Henry always needed to sleep by your side. But your husband also needed you too.

“You have her like every day.” Your yandere husband calmly tried to explain to the child that was not having it. Your husband huffed, “It’s my turn. She’s my wife. I was here before you.”

“In fact, I made you—“ Your husband winced as you pulled on his hair. He fell back onto the bed and he rubbed his scalp. He glanced back at you and his cheeks turned pink, “Sorry, did Henry wake you up?”

Of course he blames the child.

Henry didn’t like that either and he pounds his tiny fist on his father’s chest— causing your husband to groan in pain. “Alright alright, jesus…” He grumbled, gently pushing the child off him and Henry rolled over.

Henry got back up and crawled over your husbands body, purposefully kicking his face as he settled into your embrace. Your yandere husband scoffed, “That’s it!” he grabbed onto Henry’s ankle and effortlessly pulled him off you.

Henry gripped onto your shirt so tightly, and you almost watch in awe at how a big old man can have such beef with his own son. The toddler opened his mouth wide and he bites onto his father’s hand, “Ach— what are you? A damn dog?!”

Your yandere husband stood there in shock as you slammed the bedroom door in his face. He held his little blanket— you so graciously gave him—and a polar bear pillow your son used to sleep on. He sighed, his shoulders slumped in defeat as he made his way to the living room. Trying to win your affections seemed impossible when his opponent was Henry. He wished you had a soft spot for him, or even kick Henry out of the bedroom once in a while.

He slept on the couch—just dreaming of the scenario of what could’ve happened if he was the victor.

[perfectday1972]

via schulzmuseum

[shootingstarsue]

[driftingvoid-155]

*scooped Mike in the doctors office*

Doctor, visibly disturbed ‘…it says here you’re in for stomach problems’

Mike ‘yup’

Doctor ‘you don’t have a stomach tho…’

Mike ‘yeah. And that’s a problem’

[plut0gif]

I'm not late, you're late

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Vet Baji giving Chifuyu and Kazutora a tip! They didn't take it too well

[willowshimmer]

I was looking back at the TF2 comics... And...

His villain stance is ruined by the fact he looks so god damn tiny... do you approve of tiny Cheavy?

[hellsrings-radio-synz-777]

Alastor ten seconds before disaster

[owlito]

🐟 for compliments

Script by the lovely @nyaacaron ! 💕💕

I asked her for some useless banter and she delivered 🙌🏻

[m4rs-ex3]

will never get over how callum says "practical? like what ;:) ;:) ;:)" in the flirtiest goddamn way possible and rayla just goes "we need to kill god"

[my-castles-crumbling]

A conversation between my wife and my father-in-law about me:

FIL: I saw this video of Taylor Swift, you should show it to her.

Wife: Oh cool, I'll show it to them.

FIL: No, just show it to her, not everyone.

Wife: No dad, *name* uses they/them pronouns too, so when I said 'them' I meant just *name*.

FIL: *Genuine but confused silence* Ooooooh. Well, I hope them likes it.

[cynoisms]

Mountain and Phantom watching a nature documentary: Phantom trying to be cool: Haha, straight up watchin it! and by it...lets just say this documentary. Mountain: Mountain: What...? What did you just say...?

[darlingpeasant]

Colin under that willow tree after one kiss with his best friend

[azertyrobaz]

sᴉɥT sᴉ ǝɥʇ ʎɐW.