#((I dunno what this is from but it amuses me XD

[thevalicemultiverse]

(Scene: Hatter, March Hare, and Dormouse are having tea and Hare is reading the newspaper)

Hare: Well, I'm dead!

Hatter: Hm?

Dormouse: What?

Hare: I'm dead! Says here, I'm definitely dead.

Hatter: What else does it say?

Dormouse: How did you die?

Hare: I forgot to drink water! Ha!

Hatter: What about us? Does it... what does it say about me? Am I dead?

Hare: Nope! Just me!

Hatter: Aw, why do you get to-- that's-- eh, it must be that's a mistake or some--

Hare: Eh, somebody's jealous!

Hatter: Pfft, jealous.

Hare: Jealous of me being dead.

Hatter: Yeah, you don't even know what it is, so why would I be jealous of--

Hare: Yes I do! As far back as I can remember, I always knew I deserved to be dead!

Hatter: Just, I'm more the kind of guy that would be dead, that's...

Dormouse: You're jealous!

Hatter: It's just my kinda thing, y'know?

Hare: Well, I'd better get changed into my Sunday best!

Alice: Hatter, you have been dead. Twice, in fact -- once when you were the evil genius behind this realm and I had to blow your head up, and once when you were the person helping me against these two and got crushed by the collapsing domain after destroying their mech. As far as I know, Hare and Dormy have only been dead once, so let Hare enjoy his second time around.

[justwinginglife]

Is this how I request? I'm a boomer, I dunno how to work these fancy gagits xD

Bbuutt you know what would be an amazing oneshot? Jealous!reader BUT Hoshina loves seeing her assert her dominance over other girls so he doesn't stop her (unless she's going too far)

I know you're busy so take your time with this ^.^

I love how this was your first request for me and I answered most of your requests first LOL. Finally coming back around to this one. Mature content mentioned.

Crazy

One of Soshiro's favorite things about you was your attitude. He loved the way your eyes burned bright, the way your lips dripped with sass, the way you spoke your mind about whatever you wanted, whenever you wanted. He thought it was sexy when you told people off, and even sexier when you told him off. And he let you run wild most of the time because it was entertaining; it would be all the time if you didn’t know how to use your fists, and if he wasn’t nervous that you’d use them freely if provoked enough. 

One time, a dog bit you and you bit it back. Soshiro was both shocked and amused, the dog was less amused and more shocked. Either way, that was the day Soshiro discovered he had a biting kink. After that, he frequently nibbled and chomped on any accessible part of you to elicit a bite back. And when you did bite him, he felt like he was a dog, wagging his tail, overjoyed from the delicious attention. 

But as sexy as he thought you were, he knew you could get a bit too rowdy at times and the situation could quickly spiral out of control. He didn’t mind being the one to leash you, it was his intention to stay by your side at all times anyway. He was obsessed with you. And he counted himself lucky that you were also obsessed with a bastard like him. After all, he was the only person you’d ever listen to; even your commanding officers held no sway over you. It was just lucky for them that you happened to agree with their decisions most of the time. But you made damn sure they knew when you disagreed. 

Sometimes you teased Soshiro that the only reason he was a Vice Captain was because the promotion was out of gratitude from his superiors for him keeping you in line. Some days, he’d pout, going off about all the reasons why he deserved to be Vice Captain besides babysitting a little shit like you. Some days, he’d smirk, telling you he’d put you in your place right then and there on the conference table or in the training room, wherever you were. But every day, you enjoyed his banter. You wondered why no one else’s company was as valuable to you as his. Sometimes, half the shit he said drove you crazy and if anyone else had said them to you, you’d knock their teeth out. But for some bizarre reason, your heart ran marathons in your chest every time he talked to you, whether he was saying something annoying or not. And you didn’t have the time or energy to waste figuring it out, so you gave into the feeling. You let yourself love him. 

But you sure as hell didn’t let anyone else love him. 

He’d been getting rather popular lately and lots of news reporters had been poking around the base trying to snag an interview with him. Sometimes he gave them the time of day and sometimes he didn’t. But either way, it drew attention to him. Attention that you didn’t like. 

You thought you had finally established to everyone in the Third Division, no, to everyone in the entire Defense Force that he was yours. And he let you. But now, thanks to all the paparazzi, you found yourself having to defend your place by his side to all of Japan. To all the horny women (and a few horny men) looking to get a bite out of your man. 

But it had been slow at work lately, and the kaiju that had been popping up were unimpressive, leaving you bored. Maybe this was a way to vent your energy. Let them come at me, you thought to yourself. 

The opportunity came sooner than you would’ve liked. But you were ready all the same.

You were out running errands with Soshiro over the weekend and you asked him to take your groceries up to check out. You just wanted to grab a drink from the fridge real quick and you’d meet him up there. When you found him, he was getting hit on by the cashier.

It didn’t matter that he said no, it didn’t matter that he tried to shake her off, she continued with her pursuit of him regardless, and it pissed you the fuck off. He had finally finished paying and she had written her phone number on the receipt. When you saw that, you went up to her, wrapped a possessive arm around his waist, and then splashed the fresh soda you had just grabbed into her face. Then you slammed the exact change for the drink down on the counter and snarled at her, “Don’t ever talk to my man again,” before hauling Soshiro out of the store, leaving her stunned and him smirking. You, of course, immediatley ripped up the receipt with her number on it and Soshiro, wanting to tease you a bit, asked as innocently as he could, “Aww, but what if I needed to return something?” You glared at him and ignored him the whole ride home until he was literally begging on his knees for you to talk to him again. Once you’d seen the sorry sight, you immediately went back to acting like the whole event had never happened, humming happily as you cooked dinner. Soshiro questioned if you were ever even actually mad at him and if you purposely gave him the cold shoulder just to see how much he’d whine for you. He wasn’t wrong but you’d never admit it.

Another time, you were in a movie theater with Soshiro, simply trying to watch some romance together in peace. The couple in front of you was trying to fuck and when the girl threw her head back to moan, she caught sight of your boyfriend. She had the audacity to ask if he wanted to join, completely ignoring you snuggled up against him so that no one could mistake you for anything less than his girlfriend. You ripped the blanket off of them, snapped a photo of their half naked bodies mid-fuck, and showed the theater manager, getting them banned from the place for life (for shits and giggles, you even coaxed some free movie tickets from the manager to make up for such a “traumatizing experience.”) And then, when the bitch thought that was the worst you could do to her, you went and posted her shame online and let the internet do the rest of the work. Soshiro thought that last part was a little cruel, but the worse the crime against you, the harder you fought back. You didn’t feel remorseful in the slightest.

On a good day, you’d just stick your tongue down Soshiro’s throat, forcing whoever was hitting on him to awkwardly make their exit. On your worst day, you drove a cab driver’s car into a river because she had left the car unattended, keys still in the ignition, to step out and give Soshiro her number. When asked why you did it, you simply shrugged, saying you were in the mood for a swim. It was a good thing Soshiro had friends in the police department. Not that you needed them, he was sure you could gnaw your way through the cell bars anyway. 

But each and every time someone would flirt with Soshiro, he was grateful for it, because it turned him on watching you assert yourself over all these other women, and, having pent up energy after such frustrating encounters, you’d take it out on him, reminding him who he belonged to. He was having the time of his life. He’d only stop you if you were on the verge of injuring someone physically (you injured a lot of them psychologically) but part of him wondered if he’d still find that attractive. He did get horny whenever you beat a kaiju to a pulp. He wondered if that made him just as fucked up as you. You were a match made in heaven. 

And though he teased you relentlessly about your jealousy, you never failed to remind him just how envious he could be as well. 

If someone touched you during a sparring match, and they kind of had to if they were going to win, he would lose it. If someone asked for your name just to put it on your food order, he’d give them his instead, snarling that they had no business talking to his girl like that. And it wasn’t just the men. Hoshina was convinced that every woman was a lesbian and they were into you. If someone walking by stopped to comment on how they liked your hair or your lipstick, he’d immediately turn you around and steer you in the opposite direction, calling over his shoulder to them that it was too bad that your hair and your lipstick would be fucked up by the time he was finished with you. And you’d let him fuck you up too because his jealousy turned you on just as much as yours turned him on. For him, you turned into a raging, filthy slut.

And, after watching his possessiveness get the better of him, time and time again, you finally figured out why you worked so well together, why you were so obsessed with each other, why thoughts of him consumed you on a daily basis.

His crazy matched your crazy.

[mintytealfox]

Morning, afternoon, night our favorite artist, yapper and great Minty

As usual, how was last week? All good? Have you BEEN sleeping at decent hours?

To start! What's your favorite current fandom? What's the worst thing in idv in your opinion?

What do you think of the new hunter? What's the best active trait for you? How silly can you be?

You'll figure who this is, I'm sure....

LOOOOL HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY 🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

-tries to remember last week- man, I couldn't tell ya it was so long ago LOL I've got Gram-Gram brain right now PFF Sleeeeeeeeppppppp, I don't know herrrrrrrr -WHEEZE- orz (and I wonder why I have Gram-Gram brain PFF)

OH WAIT I do remember something! Last week I found someone with the surname of 'GYATT' in the same area of the family I was looking for in the 1800s LOL

I am easily amused LOL

----

-OH! My Favorite?? Hmmmm My Favorite would have to be this little corner we got here with Nortalice 🤣🤣 I try to avoid big general gatherings in fandoms (I'm SCARED) I like finding little corners of places and just chillin with fellow chillings XD -The worst thing in IDV would have to be the anger/negativity/rudeness that tends to show up 😔😔 It can spread like a virus and its why I try so hard to keep things positive and high energy in my spaces cause I want this to be a safe bubble for peeps who need a refuge from all that and just enjoy the food 😔🙏🙏

-I THINK THE NEW HUNTER IS SCARY LOL The caging and teleporting HUUUHHH?!?! IT makes me even more relieved that I mostly play hunter cause then I don't have to go against JEFFERY LOOOOL

-I use BLINK ALL THE TIME LOL I need to branch out but it just comes in clutch so often for me XD

-WHEEEEEEZZEEEE- HOW SILLY?? 🤣🤣🤣 I dunno if I measured it might break the meter BAHAHAHAHAHA

[redpiperfox]

red it is i

🎱🛼🍄🪐🔪🌿!

ELLO ELLO ELLO! :D

🎱 ⇢ post your AO3 total stats

On this lovely last Friday in May~

🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis

...I am constantly working on multiple projects at the same time lol SO I will give you five emojis for five wips I'm cycling thru!:

🐺❄️💨🏡💭

🥻💃🌩🤵‍♂️🏰

🕷🦸‍♀️🕸🤒🦹‍♀️

👶👧👦🌽👾

👗🥻📸🎀🖌

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

Ooooooh I dunno if you want me to do this one 😅 Some friends can tell you-- my skzitzy headcanons go WILD lololol

Okay um... ah! Chan had mentioned previously how he's close to Yeji because she asks him about a lot of "leader" stuff, and Yeji mentions (and models lol) how if she isn't really good at something or has no interest in it, she's really not good at it, and she had no initial interest in the Itzy plan to be leader. So I headcanon that between Chaeryeong shouldering a lot of official leader things (canon: she would have been leader if she wasn't on the maknae end, and she's been the first to go do solo PR for the group), Chan has literally given Yeji a Do What I Do policy, and Yeji has done that (there's a lot of little ways in which she relates to fans and tries to approach things that are very Chan-like, and I say that because Chan does things in a very atypical way to kpop XD)

....I'll stop with that one haha

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

Only three!!!!!

1. I have gotten time to write and paint post graduation!

2. I have a scheduled date for license exam and have been able to study pretty diligently, which is unexpected bc I really thought it would be harder post graduating to get back into the books haha

3. All the animals outside our house have been so funny haha they're endless amusement to me, they're absolutely sitcom material lol

🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

.... I shoudn't answer-- OKAY WELL the LEAST weird thing is when I watched coleydoesthings' mini research vid on a/b/o history and stuff? Only... I don't really usually write a/b/o... 😅

I've looked up the usual-- murdee things, random chemical irregularities, space physics, kpop idol bdays to make sure I'm keeping everyone in approximate age-order, kpop names bc I only know them by stage name, niche interviews, drowning scenes, torture scenes.. I have a couple of my fav angsty movie clips and/or kpop moments that'll get me in a very niche mood I sometimes need to write? Idk if that counts XD

🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity

EMBRACE IT! And try to see what it's there for? Sometimes, it's a period of consuming media, and doing "fic research" in enjoying storytelling styles and methods you wouldn't have considered in your muse-inspired hazes. Sometimes, it's a good handbrake your brain has to keep from being burnt out by your hobby! But sometimes, if it is a thing that really isn't being shaken off and you'd like it to be-- challenge yourself. Write even when it's uncomfortable. Have a dump AU that's nonsensical and crude and serves only to work the muscle again. Ask other people for random tags and ideas to give your brain something new to work with. If bullet pointed ideas are all you can do, do that! Just keep writing, and somewhere the writing muscle will remember how to do it's thing, or grow into something stronger, and the muse will be working through you again 😊

[fandomsandfairytales]

Live reactions to Quigley Down Under

Basically a form of liveblogging. I wrote all this down while I was watching the movie.

Putting a "keep reading" cut here because ~spoilers~

The bullet points are split up by lines every now and then, usually based on scene. I'm leaving my phone typos in there for amusement purposes and adding in occasional brackets for clarification.

[Opening scene in the boat] Oooooo he's got manners

AND SASS!

[thought this but didn't write it down at the time] Very good introduction to his character, effectively shows us what his character is like with one interaction right off the bat

Very Max Way like, helping Cora

Also yuck to those guys

Lol to him insulting and then totally doing away with those guys [my autocorrected it to "bugs" and it's not wrong]

My name isn't Roy - gives off "don't call me Shirley" vibes a bit

This man is so sick and tired of everything in this country not even 10 minutes in

They got a body!

LOL at "we sent them back to England"

Trying to grasp the plot here

The look in his eyes is saying "What if I'm actually Roy?" at about 13 min

Severus Snape voice!! [Alan Rickman came onscreen and said "Matthew Quigley"]

Fancy specs there [about the gun]

Cora admitting she doesn’t know him!

Here we gooooooo

Got earplugs sir?

Oooooo he’s got SKILLS [shooting the bucket from far away]

Knew he would, of course, lol

That deserter guy's got VERY blue eyes

Dunno if Alan Ricjmsn [Rickman] is reminding me of someone else or just himself

Well that was a fast execution

Aha, I think it’s Ben Barnes as the Darkling, a bit [the person Alan Rickman was reminding me of, because of the facial expressions]

“yOu WeRe AcTuAllY IN dOdGe CiTy???”

This guy [Quigley] is such an American

Jack Pearson vibes hair & facial hair

Why are u so proud of your mint jelly sir

Aha more plot

OoooOOOOO

“Your American Indian” I’m going to skin u alive

What is that box for? Oh, cigars

This Marston guy is so rude

Ugh white supremacy

He’s making me bristle every other word

I’m wondering if Quigley is gonna become an outlaw

The tears in his eyes!!!!

LOL GET THROWN OUT

The outlaw part might be happening faster than I thought XD

GET WRECKED

Lolllll at the turnabout

Also the guys being afraid bc of the long shot rifle XD

YRAHHH PUT UR FEET UP ON THE TABLE

Lol they’re trying to ambush him

Of course it was the slave who got him bc nobody listens or expects them

Cora is so brave!

I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA THROW TJEM TOFETJER

enemies to lovers via being dumped in the desert, let’s go

Stunning landscape

Oh no, he doesn’t have his gun. Sad

Those rickety wagon wheels!

LOL the whisper

Oooooo he’s gonna knife em

Oh he put down the gun. Big mistake

Cool theme!!! The music!

YES HE CAN SHOOT FROM THERE

YOU CAN DI IT MISRER WYIGKEY

he’s giving beat up Walt Longmire

“On a new job it’s quite common for things not to go well at first” 😂 love how they both laugh

Also she’s lowkey giving Mallory from Studio C character vibes

The way she just leaves the hoop there on the ground

Also serious Thorne and Cress vibes

Had that the moment they said “dump them in the desert” They’re really dying ooof

You’re not just going to LEAVE HER THERE ARE U Of course not. Bc you’re a man with morals

Ouch that sunburn doesn’t look fun

This is also giving Walt Longmire dragging Henry through the desert

The moon!!!

They so want us to think it’s Quigley and Cora [the two people the British guys brought in]

Nope, lol

Aha!!! The guys he killed

Lol GET WRECKED

Aboriginal people!

That shot of the silhouettes against the sun is beautiful

Interesting

More Max Way chivalry vibes! “You okay?”

“The shady side of dead” is a cool phrase

Lolll to the kangaroo bit

Oh, grubs

Her accent is making me think of Ed in the movie where they take the babies [Raising Arizona]

“I don’t eat things that are still moving” then kill it first

Cool montage!

Cora backstory??!

The slow zoom in on her is so nice

Wait. Did she actually kill her baby? The poor woman

Dang

SGE WAS TRYINH TO SAVE HER AND THE BABY!!?!!!!!!!

“I know, cause I watched him leave” ughhhh (around 50 mins in)

This poor man just got trauma dumped on

Oh they’re gone!

Is he playing along with her?!

Oh NOOOOO

The way she’s running even if she can’t do anything. She cares so fiercely

Those guys deserve to die

GET RHEM GET THEMMMMM

Lolll yeah she’s not making this any easier for him

Yay he did good!!!!

This man is like Walt Longmire and Jack Pearson combined

“Are you trying to get your head blown off?” Lowkey Riser and Billie vibes to me

Oh 😭

“I could’ve used some help up there” wdym? she didn’t have a weapon

Awww the hand over her hands

Her smile looks like the aww yeah lady

Literally burst out laughing at “I’m cold.” I see EXACTLY what you’re trying to do there sweetheart

LOL to the flirtation

Oh she’s taking her corset off

He’s sweet

LOL

“Matthew”

“I’m not sharing my bed til I know who’s in it” completely and legitimately fair and you should be that way

This is a man hard pressed to deal with her

So very American Cowboy looking at 57 min

Interestinggggg about her not remembering the night before

I feel like O’Flynn’s going to become more important or something

“Not again!!!” Spider-Man school teacher vibes

And something else too I think ^

“Matthew Quigley is really starting to annoy me.” GOOD

The whole “are we lost” exchange was interesting and amusing, you can see him starting to get it

NOOOO

IM GOING TO KILL THEM TOO Idc that it’s a movie

GOOD THOSE MEN SHOULD FALL

I love Cora so much. Her compassion is beautiful

He feels it too even though he doesn’t say anything

I hope she gets to kill someone too

Lol his sass

“Or I’ll let you live” what a threat

“It’s only 20 miles past the bingabong!”

“You only got one shot left in that shooter. Make the most of it” WOW

Don’t worry Cora I’m sure he’s fine

My heart is going to break

This baby

Him on top of those rocks is a cool sight

This is really turning into that movie with Ed and Hi, isn’t it, lol

I like the lighting in that cave

Hmmmmm Idk if it’s a good idea to leave her alone

I’m scared she’s gonna get kidnapped

“You’re the only man on this continent that would ask me what I think” oh man

Awww “little bit”

The deadpan stare at her asking to find her some other clothes

Very American Cowboy of him galloping off. This is the first time he’s actually been alone since getting here

YEAHHHH RIDE HARD

TJE EPIC MUSIC

Yah! Yah! Get your woman and the baby sustenance!!!

Missed where the long coat came from

Definitely a Longmire shot of him on his horse

Cowboy town here

Doc Brown lookin guy

“She ain’t my woman” yeah yeah they all say that

I’ve been called a lot of things ma’am but never that - Riser way vibes

NO NOT THE KID

Oh NOOOO

Not dingoes

Look at those tails those are good dog actors

NO DONT SMOTHER HIM

KILL THE DINGOES

You have the chance to change history

GOOD LADY

GET THE DOGGIES

Dang I didn’t know dingoes were cannibals

Lollll yes take the gold

Mhmmmm u gotta get back

GUN FIGHT GUJ GOHNY [I don't even know what I was trying to type there)

EPIC MUSIC

He has a habit of throwing ppl through windows doesn’t he, including himself?

FIREEE

Hopefully nobody’s in there

Put your bandada over your mouth!!! Good

Seriously more Jack Pearson vibes with a house on fire

LOLLLL to him jumping syreakght thru the roof

You’re just giving him holes to shoot throuh

Oh nvm he’s out

NOOOOO NOT THE MOM

Whoa okayyyy we are knocking the horse over

YEAHHHH “go tell Marston I’m coming after him” definitely reminds me of something but can’t remember what. Maybe Once Upon a Time “tell the evil Queen we’re coming" or something

“Oh, shut up”

None of these guys want to go, do they? Lol

I hope that black guy does something

Bandana over mouth like Riser on his bike

I knew she was still alive

Awww. She’s back in her old mind. “I killed the Comanches”

And the way he understands and goes “didn’t get any sage hens, but I got the next best thing”

Oh, he GOT HER A DRESS

I like how we see them coming over the same hill he came over

Now giving Court Jesysr [Court Jester which is another movie] vibes with him with the baby

Oh her earrings are pretty too

Uhhh should I be scared that she won’t give the baby back? Oh nvm

Love the fade to white transition

He looks like a general sitting there

Ohhhh is it only one bed type scenario??? I see I see

Oh he’s going off without her!

LOLLL she’s awake

The scene with them!!! Emotions!

That theme again

OH. The way he looks back at her. Tears in my eyes

Nice transition into the house

This fluffy haired guy reminds me of someone

The zoom in!

Oh fluffy haired guy is a Scotsman!! Or something, judging by his glengarry. Not his accent tho

Now I’m wondering. Do horses usually run into their home barn/area and rear when they’ve lost a rider who’s dead?

Lol, they’re all going to be tired, but I bet Quigley got sleep

Alan Rickman is giving me Nic Cage as Hi vibes [once again, character from Raising Arizona]

Is that O’Flynn riding?

Horse chase!!!

Oh goodness. Those poor horses.

“On ya feet ya lazy mongrels!” [Adrian Von Ziegler reference]

“Move you gutless bloody wonder” lollll

Got all the grass on him naturally, you wouldn’t see that nowadays, it’d be all brushed off by hair and makeup

Oh NO

noooooooo

Oh gosh he’s being dragged through the desert?!

Not fun not fun

Knew O’Flynn would come up again

I want that slave guy to kill Marston so bad

“What? Nothing clever to say?” Severus Snape vibes

The way if he stood up straight he’d be taller than the other two—

Oh fluffy haired guy IS wearing a kilt isn’t he?! Wait nvm he’s not, thought so bc of his coat

Okay his name is Dobkin, that’s who he is

“Some men are born in the wrong century. I think I was born on the wrong continent.”

What are you WAITING for???

This ain’t Dodge City - that again?

HAAAAAAAAA

I had honestly really wanted the slave to kill him so that he would be the one actually driving the action here lol

Marston dying in the sand is giving Dr. Brenner from Stranger Things dying

“Never said I didn’t know how to use it” mwahaha

The slave guy is back tho!

Yeah he got his gun!

Wait was HE the one who fired at the other two?

Yes!!! The aboriginal ladies!!! And the man! BE FREEEEEEEE

Oh that makes me so happy

Love the dunking the face in the barrel

Lollll here come the British

Oh he is NOT in the mood is he

Snorted at the guy interrupting the other one reading off that long paper

“In short, this paperwork says we can hang you.”

Oh?? Hmm????

YESSSSSSSS Im not surprised!!!

The aborigine people!!

….he’s giving the ”you were saying?” look

Yay! The aborigine man who was a slave seems to have been the one to bring them back!

And now he’s all alone here on this big ol ranch

Ohh goodness

Oh SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY

SHE’S SO PRETTY IN RED

Ohhhhhh he’s gonna say “Roy” isn’t he

I yelled YEAHHHH

Cobb? I didn’t realize that was her last name

Two, of course, he’s staring into her eyes [not sure what I meant by "two"—I think that was an autocorrect of something else]

She was so right about her being pretty in red

Ooooioooo she called him by his name!

She mussed up his hair!!!

Love the traditional still on the kiss and fade to black, very nice

Catch me clapping like it's a movie theater, lol

Thank! You! SO MUCH for telling us no animals were harmed or killed in the making of this movie. That matters to me

Those are some cool names for the aboriginal group

I’ve come to be fond of the theme track :)

A very good movie and a good way to spend Saturday evening.

1990, okay! Would've thought it was a bit older.

And no ads the entire time, huh. [I figured out after this that it's because I was watching it on the TV at my friend's place, who I'm housesitting for currently, and she told me she has YouTube without ads. I'm SO glad I chose to watch the movie while I'm here XD]

@thegreenleavesofspring bc I know you want to see this :)

[darlingpassion]

SOMETHING GLORIOUS JUST OCCURED TO ME!! XD

I'm not sure how Shiny and Jessica would get along-- but assuming they aren't super close, imagine Shiny and Jessica solidarity against Crazy Whore Rena XD

OH MY GOD WICKED THIS IS AMAZING!!!!

So I actually have thought about how Jessica and Shiny would think about each other. I like to think that, if Shiny wasn't associated with Greasy, they would have been able to be friends. Shiny is a bit of a loon, but they both get life as attractive entertainment for people who don't give a shit about you past your pretty face. They both know what it's like packing a frying pan or pepper spray to take with them whenever they go out 'just in case'. Hell, Shiny is the one who has to deal with her boyfriend whenever he's got his eyes on someone. She's a fan of Jessica too, but c'mon Greasy, have a little class 😒

But, again, Shiny is associated with the weasels. She doesn't do anything to stop them from their criminal activity, and she sometimes indulges in it too. I don't think Jessica would be so willing to push that aside like Poppy. And they both know it. Had Shiny gone down a different path, she and Jessica could have been good friends. Maybe they are when it's just the two of them. But when Roger or the Toon Patrol get involved... Yeah. They're just too different.

Now against RENA it's a whole other story entirely XD

I dunno how you think Jessica would feel about Rena, or the other way around, but I suspect Jessica would also not like her. Especially the fact that Rena cheats on her husband so much. Granted she didn't plan on associating with the Roo Gang, but Jessica doesn't like Rena's vibes. Which is something she and Shiny can agree on XD

Imagine Jessica comes into Shiny's club, maybe just to get a drink and take the opportunity to enjoy the atmosphere she works in for once. And Rena's already there, causing trouble for Shiny as usual. Jessica knows Shiny can handle her own, but she can see how frustrated (and horny) the weasel gets with the marsupial.

Imagine Jessica and Shiny sit down for a brief chat, and Shiny chooses to tell her all about Rena ("Well, she's becoming a regular, and she's a crazy crack-whore bitch, so here's your warning, Red-"). And that's how Jessica learns about Rena. Even though Jessica knows better than to just take the word-for-mouth when it comes to people, having rumors spread about you makes you more sympathetic to that sort of thing... But it is obvious that these two gals have a rivalry at the very least.

Hm... Would Rena harass flirt with Jessica? I don't think Jessi would be amused at all if she did XD and if she said she was married, I'm willing to bet money Rena would say something along the lines of "So? He doesn't have to know~" or "I am too~" alluding to her cheating nature.

Tldr; Jessica and Shiny form a coalition against Rena (and Jessica gets so exasperated when the two start hate making-out XD)

[slashingdisneypasta]

Jim Bickerman x Fem!Reader || Excerpt

Plot: Jim's always a little drunk (He is a 'If ya never stop, you never get a hangover!' kind of man) but he truly is comical when he's actually drunk. This is a snapshot of you trying to get him out of the bar.

Warnings: Drunkness and sexual references? Really light ones though.

Tagging: @marinerainbow and @masqueradeball. I bet you're both starting to regret letting me tag you for Jim stuff, huh? XD Haha. Kidding? 😅 I dunno-

Reba was looking at you incredulously, almost smirking at you, and you truly weren’t sure why! You wanted to ask her, what’s up? But she seemed to be onto something, in her line of questioning, so farebeat you to interrupt her. “… So, you’re on your way out now?”

“Yep.”

She takes a slow sip of her beer, only speaking again once she’s finished wiping her mouth. “Let me guess, Lance called you and told you to come remove Jim?”

You sigh. “Yep.” And you were just getting snuggly in bed with a tub of Ben & Jerries. Which is typical-

You’re distracted from your pouty thoughts by Reba’s big eyes and smug smirk again. “So, you’re taking him with you?”

“Yep!”

“And I bet you think he’s right behind you also, huh?”

… wait what. “He is behind m- “You just spent 20 minutes convincing him to leave, so he better be behind you- Goddamnit! “jIM!” He’s right over there at the bar again!!

Jim’s eyes immediately widen comically large and quick just like Captain Jack Sparrow, at seeing you notice now that he’s gone. “OH!- heh, yeah yeah yeah, peanut, I’m right behind you! Just one for the road!”

Exasperated, you go rush over again; tugging at the crook of his arm. It’s more of a meaningful gesture, though, then an attempt to drag him anywhere, and so he doesn’t move an inch. “No- “

“Just a little one!” He shows you an itty-bitty space between his thumb and his forefinger, peering at you through it. “A teeny tiny one. Please?”

“Lance isn’t gonna serve you anything, now. Not even a teeny tiny one.” You remind him, exhausted. Jim raises a finger, as if to ask to speak, but you shake your head. “Or half of one.” … after a moment of pouting, he waives a hand at you, like ‘nahhhh’, and drums his hook on the bar.

“Sure he will! I got- “He must have been about to say ‘cash’ or something, because he starts rifling through his pockets- and when the realisation that he has none dawns on him it’s a very obvious transition to watch on his face from overconfident to truly distressed. “Uh oh.”

“Mhm.”

He seems to realise something, then, and looks at you straight for the first time since you caught him back here; a sleezy, opportunistic grin on his old face. Oh lord- “Say, peanut, you wouldn’t be willing to part with about 20 bucks, wouldja? I’d be real appreciative. Do all the nice things you like.”

“Oh- sure! I do have that cash, actually. Just back here.” You grin, reaching into your back pocket and watching his eyes light up - he’s gonna get booze and sex?? What a life, right? - and peer around you, before you just leave it there. “For black coffee. At McDonalds. On the way home. To sleep.”

His face immediately falls into one of disappointment and disgust that almost makes you laugh. He’s such a toon- “Not exactly what I was gettin’ at, sweetheart.”

“Too bad, so sad. Let’s go- “Quickly, before Jim’s drunk brain can catch up and he grabs the bar or protests at all, you guide him around by the shoulders and march him towards the door. As you pass by a totally amused Reba, you flash a smile at her behind his back. “See? I got this.”

She gives a wink, humouring you. “First Place Girlfriend, you are. Hey, g’night Jimmy! Same time next week?”

You and Jim are both about to say something in response to that, when Lance the bartender who was wiping down tables in the almost-empty bar speaks up and makes you all stop in your tracks. “Nope. You’re both banned. Y/N, take her as well or you’re banned too.”

Wha- hold up what did I do?- You’re parting your lips to argue, and probably pout, when Jim leans into you so close you have to subtly hold your breath to protect yourself from his breath, and the brim of his hat brushes against your forehead. ‘Covertly’, he scratches his jaw with his thumb pretending to not be talking to you despite it being obvious to the two other people there in the silent bar. “Ehem. Warning, peanut, he is not fond of me… “

… You just pat his shoulder. “Thank you, Jim… “

[sadrockandwaltzes]

Designs/Notes for RGU Batman

Contains spoilers for Utena

So this is the standard male uniform there. If he was going to wear that I think it'd be the delinquent way, but chances are he wouldn't be wearing it?? Kind of goes against Utena's whole special uniform system

This is if he wore Utena's uniform as it is in the show. It um... I don't really understand why Utena wears the gym shorts (stretching?) but it really doesn't make much sense on Bruce, especially since he's high class and probably wears slacks and a sweater over a button down as his casual clothes. Also it makes me think of Gon from hxh which XD I dunno. It just feels funny. The only argument I could maybe see is him wanting to move around better in it to fight, but that's supposed to be his regular uniform...

This one's my personal favorite. Wearing the Utena uniform but with pants and probably a grey shirt underneath. Most likely he wears the uniform closed during school and then opens it for the duels... even if his uniform is wrong, he still would probably need to wear it according to school rules...

Plus I feel like he'd be popular (even if people think he's weird), so looking like he's gonna beat people up probably wouldn't help with that. Jury's still out whether or not he would have the cheerful playboy persona and then his gloomy violent one during the duels, but personally I'm imagining he would just be gloomy all the time. It would interest the villains, it would fit with his policing of school bullies and anti cheating (dude definitely gets straight As to the bewilderment of his teachers), and his female classmates would probably like him because he fits the solemn dark prince aesthetic.

I was wondering if he would try to join student council to fix the school, but I think the student council works well as both the gcpd (would Miki by Jim Gordon then?🤨) and the rogues gallery (still no idea who Miki would be from them...).

This one was exactly what I was looking for... a delinquent uniform that looks like a cape XD if he were in Yugioh, I would just go ahead with this one. I have no idea how you're supposed to fight in it (safety pins?), but it fits him perfectly. Unfortunately I can't imagine him wearing or getting away with that in Ohtori. I mean maybe... it would be interesting for sure. It would absolutely eliminate any chance of Bruce Wayne and Batman being two separate personas. Everyone in the school would know them as one and the same. So I'm on the fence about it. Him wearing this would make more sense why Akio would have to ok it rather than his family's money to the school talking. Very amusing though imagining him swooping into an empty classroom like a bat to rough up bullying students: "I saw you try to take his lunch money..." "boss, is the bat around? Let's hurry this up...". But that's the bigger problem- no way he wouldn't get kicked out for beating people up, right? Sure, in Utena no one says anything about people getting slapped 24/7, but full on beat up? Enough to leave bruises?? I think he'd get kicked out. Would have to leave the fighting for after school, at the arena. (But that sort of kills his whole batman fear me thing... You see my dilemma)

This is if he keeps the Bruce/Bat thing separate. So then 'Batman' and 'Joker' are nicknames solely between duelists. Trying to imagine how Joker would behave in school vs on the grounds (there's no way he could get away with acting as himself....right?) is very tricky for me😅at least most of the rogues I think could act ordinary if they need to be. Penguin is well known by his nickname of course and for his selling out help to struggling students for a price, but it's something only those in the know would know. But I have to wonder how different Ohtori would end up being if I try to reconcile all of these rogues as its students... By and large the student council doesn't actually do much bad to the school itself (other than Touga sleeping with a lot of the school and Nanami going after anyone who has interest in him/he has interest in), so I guess it all comes down to what are the important parts of RGU that can't change, and what can be affected by the new cast? The question is also how accurate to Batman should the characters be, or should I try to merge them more with the Utena characters? Obviously I can't make most of them killers, but Joker is definitely the kind to leave anonymous gifts full of gross or dead things outside the door of some of his admirers/people who've made an impression on him in some way...

And this is just the full picture

[marinerainbow]

Hey! ^^ I dunno whether your new job is getting easier or not but I figured F/O's can never hurt a situation! XD Either way though, here! Have some of your F/O's finding out about/asking about your OC's ! ^^

~

Imagine Audrey II humming over the phone he stole right out of your hands while you were messaging a friend, scrolling through the messages about some funky little weasels and bunny rabbit~ "Oooh, these are some snazzy characters, here, sweetheart! I especially like that filly, Shiny! She's got something, huh? Heheh." You try to grab it back, though you're feeling a sense of pride and warmth hearing the loud-mouthed plant compliment your creations in a way thats so genuinly them, but they raise their vines quick before you can reach it. "Uh uh uh, not so fast cupcake~~ There's more to find out about what goes on in that sweet little head of yours, isnt there, hmm? Heheheh."

(I don't know how Audrey II reads without eyes but he does okay 😅😅😅)

Imagine Harper squinting at your phone and holding it far away from his face, using one hand to hold it and one finger on the other hand to scroll on the futuristic device. He's definitely not used to technology but you sure love watching him use it like a grandpa- even looking as young as he does. It's very amusing. So you don't mind letting him play with it for a whole, around an hour, until he finally drops his arm and the phone to his side and flashes you one of those devastating southern grins. "Well, sweetheart, you sure are talented with the writin'. And those characters a' yours... I am intrigued. I have some questions for ya. Mind if we take a walk?? I could use some time in the great outdoors after playin with your lil device, here."

Imagine how the Hessian's eyes always linger on that commission of the rabbit in your room anytime he's there. He's always wanting to ask; questions boiling inside him about this unfamiliar Thing that seems to be something important to you. Something he doesn't understand but feels he needs to- just doesn't know how to ask. He's fascinated by you, and and there always seems to be something new. But that rabbit, that always seems to catch his eye.

Imagine Russ, zeroing in on Poppy immediately and tapping a commission of her with two fingerless-glove-clad digits; a broad grin spread across his face so that his perfect white teeth graze his bottom lip. "Ooooooooh, this one's cute! Reminds me of someone else sweet as sugar I know~ " He winks down at you, the smirk not budging. "You know who I mean, babygirl??... "

Imagine Scroop overhearing you telling a friend about your OC's, namely a 'Shiny'. You don't notice him standing tall in a dark corner until your friend leaves again and he creeps out on all those spidery legs and with a low hiss. "Shhhhhhhiny, huh??... who's that?... sounds fun." After you tell him a little bit about Shiny, touching on Poppy as well and explains that you have more too, Scroop's got a tiny little smirk stretching at the corners of his bug-mouth; his eyes alight with a fiery interest just for you and what goes in on your head. "... tell me more."

Imagine Tiffany snooping through your laptop when you go to take a shower and leave it open. What? Her ex husband was Chucky; she's learnt to be... uh... shall we say, cautious? Anyway, she's quick to check the important stuff, like email and such, but after deciding that you were good- she thought to peak at your open tabs. One was tumblr, and there was all sorts of interesting stuff on there! Her little sweet thing sure was creative!! Poppy was adorable, just like you. And Shiny was such a kick!- just like herself. Popshine was right up her alley~~ When you got back, Tiffany was reading through your fics with a glass of wine in her hand and a delicious cup of coffee for you, and she pats the the cushion next to her on the couch. "C'mere, babygirl! This stuff is out of this world! You really have a writers brain- gosh, that's so sexy. Let's read together for a while!- ooh, did you use the shampoo I got you? Smells as sweet as you look!~"

Omggggg I love this! But I'm also getting embarrassed at the thought too; these guys are reading my stuff??? My self-indulgent dumb stuff??? They read our conversations???? I... How am I going to live through this?? They weren't supposed to find out! 😅 But they LIKE Poppy and Shiny??? They like my writing???

Oh my lord, this is going to be on my mind all day AT WORK now. I don't know what I'm gonna do or how I'm gonna respond to thus. But thank you so much for this ask! I truly brightened my mood ^^

(Girl, Audrey II choreographed a whole musical number with no legs, figured out how to use a payphone, and knows where to grab prey. And you're questioning how they can read with no eyes? XDDDD what I'm wondering is how the heck did me and my friend not at all noticed the spider psycho in the corner trying to be Inkubus-)

[lilolilyr]

Fic writer asks: 15, 23, 34 and 52

15 What’s your favorite time to write?

I don't know about favourite/, but I'm most productive in the middle of the night after having half asleep daydreams that turn into too coherent fanfics to pass up the opportunity to write them down while I still remember them... But of course then I'm overtired af the next day, so again I dunno about the favourite bit xD

I'm also good at writing in situations I can't escape where I can't do much else to amuse me, like on the train or stuck in boring lectures.

23 Is writing the beginning, middle, or end of the story easiest? Hardest?

Hmm depends on what part of the story was my first idea. Easiest is when I thought through the whole thing in one go either just before or while writing it down. Hardest is when I have a beginning and an end but no idea how to get from point A to point B, and that's why I still haven't posted part 3 of the Avorah series I'm writing xD

34 How much of your personal life/experience do you include in your fics?

Not much but also not nothing? I have a tag for fics that are vaguely inspired by real life events, because usually either a scene/conversation or the setting has been taken from my own life and adapted to fit the characters I'm writing about :) hey new ask meme ideas: try to guess what's taken from my life in those fics xD

52 What’s the average word count of your fics?

Oh holy fuck I have no idea! I mean, I think most of my fics are somewhere between 1 and 10k, but to get an actual average I'd have to look at way too many numbers! Or is there a bot or sth that counts through your ao3 for you? xD

Thanks for the questions! Sorry it took me so long to reply!

fandom ask | fic writer ask | book worm ask

[megan-loves-surveys]

#16.

What is your Starbucks order? or any coffee shop order? I change it up - mocha java chip frappe, caramel frappe, cookies & cream frappe etc. I also love trying the limited time drinks, I try every single one of them lol.

What is your dream vacation? OMG, so many options.

Would you ever go on a game show? Which one? I'd go on Mastermind and have a wrestling thing as my subject, maybe about The Shield xD

What TV show character do you relate to most? Dunno.

If you had to choose to be an animal, what would you be and why? Cat.

When was the last time you wore a dress/suit? The other day I wore a cute summer dress.

Have you ever been to Tennessee, USA? No.

Do you prefer more mellow music or loud? Both.

Do you get along well with your family? I don't see them much outside of my immediate family.

When was the last time you played in the snow, if ever? Never.

Are you clumsy? Not really.

Does anyone you know have a birthday coming up soon? Not super soon, but my boyfriend is next.

Do you ever go bowling? Not regularly, but on occasion.

Have you ever worn a wig? Probably.

Do you enjoy musicals? Depends.

What shoes did you wear today? None, I haven't gone out. I'll probably go for a walk later to my boyfriend's place (he lives down the street from me lol) and wear flip flops.

Do you enjoy 60’s music? Sure.

Do you know anyone who is a great drummer? No.

Would you rather watch or play sports? Neither unless it's wrestling lol.

Does your name have a meaning behind it? It's a variation of my Mum's name, but that's not why they picked it oddly. It also means pearl.

Do you have a certain brand you are very loyal to? Converse. I don't wear any other sneakers but them lol, my collection is growing <3

Are you too short for the sun visor in the car to work properly for you? Yes haha.

Do you have a favorite planet? Dunno xD

How often do you spend time on Bzoink? It shut down, but I was on there a lot.

What did you last have to drink? Water.

What type of movies are you most amused by? Comedy :P

What is your sense of humor like? Sarcastic, but also random shit makes me laugh too.

Are you materialistic? I can be.

Do you listen more with your heart, mind, or stomach? Haha mind.

What are some things that fascinate you? Scams, glitches in video games, geography, useless facts about my fandoms like wrestling and Pokémon etc.

Do you suffer from any diseases? No.

Have you ever broken a bed? No.

Have you ever worked in retail? No.

What’s the strangest food combination you’ve seen someone eat? Dunno.

Do you pick up on others feelings easily? Sure.

What is your current mood? Hungry.

Do you prefer shopping online or in store? Both - I love ordering stuff online that I can't get in NZ, but I also like going to the store and seeing it in person, plus no delivery fees lol.

What did you last remember dreaming about? Dunno.

What’s your favorite condiment? Ketchup/tomato sauce.

What is the last thing you borrowed? Hmm, not sure.

When was the last time you took a group picture? Does my pic with Five count? There's a group of us xD

Name the first person who pops in your head whose name starts with T. Dunno.

Is there a song or songs you can rap all the lyrics to? Yes.

Have you hugged anyone today? No.

What did you last watch on TV? Shortland St.

If your last words were the last message you received, what would they be? "Love you!" Aww, from my boyriend.

Are you good at keeping secrets? Sure.

What last disappointed you? Not sure.

If you could see a concert of any celebrity who has passed away.. who would you like to see? Girls Aloud with Sarah there, cos she passed from cancer :(

How many blankets do you own? A few.

What was your favorite food as a child? Mac & cheese, like it is now.

Do you like denim shorts? Yes, love them!

What was the last picture you looked at? A photo of Jon Moxley above my desk.

What’s the main thing you use the internet for? Loads of things.

How many questions do you prefer in a survey? Depends.

Have you ever made someone cry unintentionally? Probably.

Is it easy to offend you? Not really.

When did you last wear a hat? Hmm, a bit back at an outdoor event.

Do you work well under pressure? Depends.

What is something that is or was hard to let go of? Hmm.

What colors do you normally use to decorate with? Purple, green, black, white, grey etc.

Have you ever bruised one of your ribs? Yes.

Have you ever burned yourself on a candle? No.

What is one of your toxic traits? I procrastinate a lot.

Have you ever found a skeleton while outside? No.

What time is it currently? 12:28pm.

How many mirrors do you have in your bedroom? 1.

What is something you cannot get enough of? Chips.

When is your birthday? July 13.

What do you usually do to celebrate? Go to lunch with my Mum, do something with my BFF and with my boyfriend.

Do you enjoy surprises? Sure.

Have you ever had a surprise party? No.

What’s the best gift you’ve ever received? A kitten. And it wasn't even from my parents, it was from my aunt and uncle!

Do you ever get sad on your birthday? Not really, but I'm not a big fan of getting older.

Do you like ice cream cake? Yes.

How about sprinkles? Yes.

What cake is your favorite? Any!

Do you tend to go all out for others birthdays? Not all out, but I always do stuff.

Have you ever thrown your own party? Yes, all the time. If I didn't, I'd never have one xD

Do you just prefer a more low key celebration? Sure.

Have you ever forgotten your birthday or anyone else’s? Most likely.

Do you share a birthday with any celebrities? A Google search tells me Harrison Ford, Patrick Stewart and Ken Jeong just for three. Pretty cool.

What season does your birthday fall in? Are you happy with that? Winter, and no, I hate it lol.

Do you know anyone born on a holiday? Yes, one of my cousins is born on New Year's Day, and a friend of mine was born on Christmas Eve.

Can you say happy birthday in another language? No.

Isn’t being sang to so awkward? Yes haha.

Have you ever baked your own cake? No.

Baked anyone else a cake? No.

Do you dress up? Oh yeah.

Have you ever worn a tiara or sash saying it was your birthday? No.

What year has been your favorite? 2016 was great.

Are you happy with your life so far? Mostly.

What age were you when you stopped believing in Santa? I have no idea actually.

What was the last thing you had to drink? Water.

What was the last movie or video that made you cry? Oddly, it was part of a Simpsons episode lol.

Which would you sing at karaoke: “Don’t Stop Believin” or “I Will Always Love You?” Don't Stop Believin'.

Do you binge watch TV shows or watch one episode at a time? Depends on if the show is available all at once or not.

Which do you prefer: getting the perfect gift or giving the perfect gift? I love both!

Did you ever have a first impression of a coworker that was totally wrong? Yeah, one of my coworkers I thought looked like a bitch, but she's actually very kind.

Do you send memes to friends/family/coworkers? Sometimes, mostly to my boyfriend.

Do you prefer salty snacks or sweet snacks? Salty!!!

Have you ever gotten a really bad haircut? No.

Would you tell a friend if their outfit was hideous? If they asked me about it and told me to be honest.

Do you know where your car keys are right now? -

Have you ever met your doppelganger? No. The idea of that freaks me out lol.

Could you draw a horse? A super bad one, lol.

When was the last time you stayed up past 2AM? The other night, I got distracted watching a YouTube video and it was like 2:15am when I finally went to sleep lol.

Beer, wine, cocktails, or alcoholic beverages? Cocktails and the rest, cos beer is gross and I can't drink wine.

Have you ever ordered from the secret menu of a fast food restaurant? No idea.

Do you wear jewelry? Yes.

Do you wear makeup? No.

What is your favorite way to work out? Treadmill and cycle.

Do you send handwritten letters to anyone? No.

[imaginewarehouse]

Blackie x Reader || Headcanons

Imagine: The café trying to get you and Blackie together.

Warnings: Meddling?

Its a very absurd experience, having a café ship you and meddle in your personal life XD That's for sure.

But as soon as you walked into the café for the first time it was like it knew something you didn't. Nor did, apparently, the proprietor.

You and Blackie clicked immediately, became really good friends. It was like you were 'soulmates', - not that he believed in that. Or, at least, that he would have one, - , just... platonic ones. This wasn't good enough for the café though 😅 Uh uh.

The café is like an overbearing mother in this instance towards Blackie- they have been together for so long, the café has watched him be so lonely his entire life (Probably. I don't actually know how the café came to be. Which came first? Blackie or the Café? Dunno), and now here comes you... a sweet thing who actually laughs at his jokes instead of getting offended or uncomfortable, and it thinks (Well, as much as a sentient building can think)... ah. We cant let this one get away.

Like stated in This Post, the Café gets very very sad when/if you and Blackie have a disagreement or fight. It gets darker in there, and colder. The music shuts off entirely. And it'll stay that way, stubbornly, until one of you sucks up your pride and apologises. Then you get cake. Which you are to eat together, while the place warms up again.

The café may even go so far as to lock you two in the same room until you talk to each other (Nicely). It does not want you to leave and it will do what it can to prevent it, if at all possible. So if that means forcing you two to look at each other for hours then goddamn so be it!

There are plenty of hijinks when you two are getting along, though, too (Which is most, if not all of the time).

The café has been known to...

Tilt a booth when you sit down next to Blackie so you end up squished together or worse- on his lap.

Make Blackie's coat appear on the bench next to you if you mention you're cold (Even if it was on him a second ago. Like, the café literally snatched it from him). Like, there you go! What do you mean you cant wear that? Put it on. Its warm.

Show Blackie you on the TV screen at specific moments. Like when you're sad (Like, telling him to go help or so help me- ), when you are giving in and pulling on his coat, when you're being particularly cute (Humming while washing the dishes, sat on the bench in the bathroom and reading with your legs swinging as they hang off the sink, etc), when you're being made uncomfortable by someone (Like, again- a very unsubtle demand to go help them.), etc.

Sometimes 'mix up' your laundry with each other's. You just pick up your basket to start folding, find his button up shirts instead of your uniform, sigh and go to find Blackire and he's already there with your actual basket, sighing.

Blackie: *Heavy sigh* ... I don't think these would exactly suit me.

Y/N: These aren't really my style, either. Oh I have an idea- Swap?

Blackie: Fabulous idea-

Y/N: Yeah-

You and Blackie are both fully aware of what the café is trying to do. In fact, so are Frank and Fae. You all find it pretty amusing, and you and Blackie don't mind playing along sometimes. Because why not? You're friends! You don't mind stealing his coat, and he'll definitely be there when you're sad or being made uncomfortable.

(Imagine being the café, here. How infuriating XDD Like no, no. I'm not trying to make you better friends!?? Kiss!)

Other instances when you and Blackie play along (And *cough* maybe develop some awkward, not-to-be-spoken-of, slightly non-platonic feelings):

One time (Or a couple times) after Fae and Frank went to bed for the night the café stated playing slow music- very much suggesting the two of you dance together. Blackie just smirked and turned to you, holding his hand out and you were like oh what a gentleman. i don't mind if i do. Very silly, but very nice ^^

When Blackie's narrating something?? He said something about love once- and the café actually put a spotlight on you!! 😂😂😂 You were sitting there hunched over a cup, so you just gave a wink and a finger gun.

Blackie (Ep4S1, The Heart of the Mystery): But maybe the final truth lies in an old saying- Those that love, love forever.

The Café: *Flashes a yellow light just above Y/N pointedly, who's pouring far-too-many sugar packers into their coffee*

Blackie:

Y/N: ... oh, you bet. *Wink. Finger gun. Tears open another packet of sugar and returns to their abomination*

You actually pretended to be a couple once and the café was in such good spirits the rest of the day XDD You were being flirted at by a creepy customer and you had already told this guy you were not into it, you had not even smiled at all at thus man the entire time he had been sitting next to you- but he was not getting the idea. So you just... said you were sleeping with proprietor. It was the first thing that came to mind! And it sure did scare the bastard off when Blackie (who lives for drama) came over, pecked your cheek and continued to sit and flirt with you/chat with the dude with you for minutes.

Guy: Darlin you are sweet as sugar. I was wonderin- if you were gonna be in town fer a couple days, maybe we could hit up an eatery a tad nicer then this one, together? Say, Friday?-

Y/N: Mmm, you know... as tempting as that sounds... *Looking around for an excuse, catches sight of Blackie counting cash down by the register* ... I'm taken.

Cafe: *Subtly gets brighter, and warmer*

Guy: Wha-

Y/N: Yeah. I'm um. Having an affair with the boss already, so...

Blackie, who was of course eaves dropping: *Perks up, raises an eyebrow* Hm?

Guy: I, uh-

Y/N: *Communicating desperately I'm uncomfortable. Please do this for me through your eyes*

Blackie: ... *Not missing a beat, still flipping through a handful of bills* Sweetheart, I told you- thats just between you and me, and the back room.

Guy: ... I- I gotta go-

If you did actually get together one day--

Oh my goodness the café would be thrilled XD

The coffee has never tasted better, the muffins have never come out fluffier, the soup has never been so tasty.

Already your stuff has been moved into Blackie's room (OH you wanted to stay in your room alone?? Ha ha no.).

And just... please don't break up 😅😅 the cafes heart will be broken.

[tiredassmage]

“shielding the other one with their body “ for any ship who pipes up 👀

This one has been taunting me for ages and I finally put the idea I had about it down, but endings???? Who is she??? Can't figure out how to end this one because I had a single cute scene in my head and the technicalities of what they're doing is definitely above me, but it's also above Cee, so I guess it works? xD

[touch prompts]

x-x-x-x-x-x-

“Why the kriff did we agree to this?” Cee hissed shakily as she squeezed her eyes shut.

“Relax,” Oliver murmured against her hair, “We’re almost there, I promise.”

“Right,” she ground through her teeth. “'Just relax.' One bad step and we both go plummeting to our deaths. You sure got a lot of faith in me, spyboy.”

She was pressed up against him on a pitiful excuse for a walkway on the top of some hideout or another - the details from his debrief were escaping her at the moment. Thinking about anything that wasn’t the warmth of his chest against her back right now was liable to make her nauseous.

He chuckled lightly, but steadied a hand on her hip as she reached for the next ladder. “All you gotta do is jack me in to that panel, remember? The rest is all me.”

“Mmhhm,” Cee hummed. She wrapped her hands tighter around the polls as she pulled upwards. She could see it now. Just a little more. “If I fall, Oli-”

“I know, I know, you’ll haunt me for the rest of my life. You’re doing great, sweetheart,” he said. As promised, he was right behind her every step of the way.

She leaned back into his steadying hold for support as she started to finally haul herself up onto the narrow platform.

“Risha, we’re almost in position,” he reported.

“Delightful. Standing by. Try not to die.”

“Risha!” Cee hissed.

“Focus, baby,” Oli encouraged, “She’s just trying to lighten your nerves.”

“Real funny way of doin’ it,” Cee complained, carefully lowering herself to sit on the platform with her feet dangling free and her back against the panel wall. Nar Shadaa’s lights danced energetically in all directions and she felt her heart drop into her stomach.

Who the kriff thought it was alright to hide a security panel all the way up here? Probably hoping anyone plummeted to their deaths at some point. It’d keep all those Cartel secrets safe or… something.

“Hey,” Oliver said carefully, eyeing her as he set out a datapad beside her. “Stick with me, alright?”

She nodded, but her wide eyes didn’t move from the depths of the city.

“Help me with this wire, yea?” Cee finally blinked as Oliver braced carefully against the ladder. “I need you to hook us in. The data spike should be in-”

She scooted a bit closer to rustle through the inner pockets of his jacket. A mild frown of concentration flickered across his lips. “I think- Other side, sweetheart,” he murmured.

“Not what I would’ve planned for our honeymoon,” she muttered, noticing out of the corner of her eye the way his lips shifted into an amused smile doubtlessly due to the flush rising to her cheeks.

Sure enough, she located their data spike in his other pocket. “I’ll get you something nice, once we’re done with this job,” he said. Cee squinted at him, leaving him an opening to press a quick kiss against her nose that made her stick out her tongue. He merely smirked before he nodded to the panel. “Now, let’s crack open that panel and see what we’ve got.”

“You owe me so big for this, Oli. Tell that jackass back at command-”

“Into that top right spot there.” He shifted how he was braced to indicate a socket near a small, blinking light. “Alright.” He eyed the datapad set out beside her on the walkway. “Give me a minute to get into the network. Risha?”

“Starting to come through. Filter out the garbage and I’ll forward what they want.”

“Yup.”

“D’you… I dunno, want up here instead?”

Oliver quirked a brow without moving his eyes from the datapad. “Nah. Unless you want to-?”

“No, no, I’m. I’m good,” Cee shook her head and puffed out a sharp, short breath. “I’m not going back down there alone.”

He smiled faintly. “That’s what I thought. We’re almost done, I promise.”

“Right.” Cee gripped the edge of the platform until her knuckles were white. “Oli? Just keep talking to me.”

“Alright then,” he said with a light shrug. “Where did you want to go?”

“Huh?”

“Nar Shadaa’s obviously off your list,” he said with the flicker of an amused smile. “Where do you wanna go?”

“Uhm… Somewhere warm, for one,” Cee mused. “I have had enough of this snowy blizzard planet nonsense.”

“No romantic returns to Hoth then,” he teased. “Got it.” Cee stuck her tongue out briefly. “Hurry up, spyboy. They’re gonna start missin’ us up here and I am not going to try to run on all of these narrow little death traps.”

"I'd still be right behind you," Oli offered.

She finally eased into a smile. "I know."

[wildcardaces]

@ruby-static "stunt double" edition!

Where quick thinking you two XD

Anna: how do you fuck up that badly???

Shawn: I honestly dunno

Anna: I can't believe I'm saying this

Anna: you need a stunt double!

Shawn: good idea but-who?

Anna: you tell me!

Riki:.... What?

Riki really had to be in the same area during Anna and Shawn's conversation and is now gonna be roped into something he never realised would happen. But at the same time, he's honestly more likely to be able to pull It off. He's not an official epf member and he isn't needed at the EPF meetings because of it. Anna is just really amused at how rikis timing seemed to fall into place for this XD

Lil shade: uncle shade said his favourite pokemon anime character was brock and he had suggested it as a name for his kid which is why my cousin brock is called brock.

Lil shade: and honestly Im not surprised

Lil shade has been told about his uncles school days where he was nothing but a flirt and now he knows to waste no time roasting his uncle XD

And the finale!

Shawn: so... How does one get their own theme song?

Dylan is being Dylan, managed to ambush Shawn and is holding him hostage but is now slowly regretting it as the questions soon begin coming in from Shawn. Whoops!

[ridearockox]

I know you got townsmith, but are there any other inter monkee/who pairings you got?

Funny you mentioned this anon!

While I don't have any other crossover feelings as strong as townsmith, I have two things to say:

=The Micky/Keith ship is kinda of an inevitable thought in my mind here and there because of the many photos of them together + the whole Hollywood Vampires stint where they just got together to get plastered. You can't convince me they didn't smooch while drunk! Specially with how much similar the two of them were, vibes wise XD

=The other thing I have to say is that I was thinking back to the idea of "the Monkees meet the Who and they invite their new brit friends for a fun time in the meat locker" from these two brief posts and while thinking about it a little deeper, I was going "So, yeah, Pete and Mike are just in a corner talking about their like, high art stuff, Peter/Davy+John/Keith are sharing jokes/stories and making out, but what about Micky and Rog?" and then I thought about the fact that Micky is a certified clown, and that Roger is very easy to amuse and to get laughs from, and Micky would tell him anecdotes and jokes and Roger, totally blasted, can't stop chuckling and giggling, and I dunno, maybe they kiss a little because Micky is just that charming <3

Micky pulling out a list and ticking off members of the Who as he kisses them lol

[disadsfam]

The Very Long "All About Sumire's Design" Post

Based off of this twitter post, this will be getting divided into different sections. This is focused around her multi-Warrior of Light timeline, and not her solo-WoL timeline.

Appearance Since I got into FFXIV via a friend who showed me race options first, I had already decided early on I wanted an Au Ra and I wanted a Raen. Other than that, blank slate. Sumire was a character who went through a couple of drafts. I generally tend to make characters based on my, personal, ideal look - which includes red hair. I dunno if its because of the CC's awful lighting or what, but the combinations of the features I usually like in a character just didn't make a finished product that I liked. So with that planned scrapped, I went to thinking of other things...

So then I decided, if Raen are supposed to be East Asian, let me go with making a yamato nadeshiko combined with some of my idealized features. Black hair and slightly lighter skintone from the yamato nadeshiko; red eyes, freckles, and flat chest from my personal tastes. That finally made an acceptable passing character.

As I played more I developed her more as an individual character with my friend group, and then was introduced to mods and decided on a few little slight changes. Gave Sumire some limbal rings to make her red eyes POP, and then went with some scale mods for iridescent scales - the scales in particular feel the MOST right for her. And then I gave her the long ass hair I always envisioned for her. So over the two years I played the game her "final" look only happened in the last few months. XD

Personality This was kind of pre-established, but shifted as I figured out what she was about. Bubbly, happy genki girl out to make friends was the start, but also with a dangerous edge. That would later grow to the bubbly, happy genki girl thing to be a facade and the dangerous edge to be reality. Makes sense, she's a ninja. Granted, the genki girl thing isn't a complete lie. She does genuinely enjoy adventuring and seeing and experiencing new things, but when it comes to people she's a little less... open.

A lot of the reason for the why on this came with interactions with my friends as I developed the character. There were some times where I felt like she just didn't get on with everyone else like they all did with each other, and I just incorporated that into her character. She wasn't a super trusting person and has much higher walls in comparison to everyone else. Developing her backstory also further developed her personality - gave her reasons as to why she's so on guard and so reluctant to form genuine bonds with other people. Animals, at the very least, do not lie.

The adventuring spirit she has that gets her into all sidequests is usually a result of curiosity or self-service, with very few being acts of genuine altruism. Children in need tend to be the only quests she undergoes out of a sense of inherent goodness. The rest are really because she's amused, curious, or wants the reward. Also why she's HYPER-competitive, to the point it does interfere with both her relationships with other people and a reflection on her self-worth. She has an intense NEED to the best the absolute best. At everything. She hates losing, enjoys grinding challenging foes into the dirt and humiliating them, and dismisses anyone she doesn't particular find interesting. All the more reason why she instantly connected with Zenos.

Shadowbringers established the start of a very important shift of her personality. Becoming more of a mom friend as she realized from Stormblood she valued her co-WoLs/fellow Scions, and coming to terms with the fact that she is NOT this great altruistic hero everyone thinks she is, and she doesn't need to be nor should she feel obligated to be.

Backstory This was and still is the most slowgoing part of her continuing development. While everyone else in my friend group had some ideas of the characters and what they were about, Sumire was brand spanking new for me and had nothing. It doesn't help that I take character development incredibly slowly.

Originally she started out as a standard Raen, born somewhere in the Far East and so on. Didn't think too hard on it, maybe even Sui-no-Sato itself. Post-ARR hearing about Doma I was like, sweet she's Doman, let's go with that. Getting into Stormblood I realized that personality wise she took a lot more from the Azim Steppe than Sui-no-Sato and went hmmm. And that's established her being half-Xaela. Around this period in time I was also revitalizing my love for Mongolia history, and I insisted if Sumire was going to be part Xaela it would be with one of the more horse associated groups. I refused Goro because... Listen, I just can't okay. But Noykin, Noykin was good and fit with her animal loving side, as well as gave a valid excuse to my giving her a love for horsebirds. :p This also allowed me to develop her parents and her relationship with them a bit more. As well as come up with her precise origins - a village called Iga-no-sato. I could go on a whole tangent about this place and have meant to, but I'm not going to start here. Suffice it to say, it IS a ninja and samurai village.

My friend and I decided that she would have a brother too. One of his characters needed a sister and guardian and I was happy to let Sumire be that gal. It added another interesting dynamic to her story, the fact that she was, at the very least, someone's hero on purpose. She knew what it was like to be bullied and wouldn't stand by and watch other kids to do it to someone who was "different."

All these factors combined gave me a really interesting background for her. Her mother, a Raen samurai on business from Hingashi, fell in love with a Xaela Noykin who ventured to Doma to sell horses. The settled in Doma, though her Raen mother frequently returned to Iga-no-Sato and Hingashi. The Imperial occupation of Doma then happened, and feeling unsafe, her mother and father would travel to Iga-no-sato where Sumire would be born. They spent the first year of her life there before finally returning to Doma in the hopes of gathering clientele for the village. As Sumire grew up tho, her Xaela tendency showed strong and she was prone to mischief and starting fights - this came to a head when she was around ten and was severely beaten by Imperial soldiers, spared only because her mother and father intervened. This was the incident that told her parents they could not remain in Doma, and they made plans to travel to the Steppe.

Before the move, Sumire encountered a young Viera boy who was being beaten by other children. Having suffered a severe beating herself for being "different" she intervened and dished out a whooping and snarling to the kids, and brought home a brother. Her parents were confused, but accepted the new addition readily, and soon they were off to the Steppe. Which brought its own set of issues.

Personality wise, Sumire fit in with the Steppe, but her horns were strange even for a Raen, nor did she share the physical strength of her fellow Au Ra. On top of this she also still felt the need to protect her brother, and her brother in turn felt the need to protect her. Eventually, Sumire realized she couldn't focus on raw strength, and used her dexterity and speed to get ahead. And got ahead she did, to the point where her mother thought she might be too savage for even the Steppe. So she arranged to have that savagery controlled by sending her back to Iga-no-Sato. Her brother came along too.

Even at the village, where she began formally training as a ninja and samurai, she was "hard" to manage. She was then sent to Eorzea to help Oboro and Tsubame's mission in Limsa, in the hopes that cooperation with an allied village might tame her a bit. Instead she went and became a hero of Eorzea. Silently the village just... let her go, though they'll occasionally send a message or a request to her.