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[purple-striped-shirt]

Okokok! Hear me out!

Blue leader!Tom and Jon

(a beginning and the friend reference-)

Tired and in love.

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

If you’re up to it and have time maybe we could get some disowned verse? Hope you’re well!

Surveillance was boring.

Especially in a town this size. However, he reflected; taking a sip of his drink as he watched you walk down the side walk with a couple bags of soil over your shoulder and a couple plastic pots in your free hand- well. Sometimes he got some eye candy.

He never considered overalls as attractive. But. Something about the dirt and the paint spatters over the cropped white t-shirt were doing something for him. You were oblivious, blissfully so.

And for the last hour or so you'd been potting petunias and putting new mulch in some old lady's front garden bed. Why, he didn't know. But no one had given you a second look so, he figured someone had called the shop and asked you if you would.

Still. If he ever found out who did it, he'd have to send them a thank you card.

That didn't mean though, that when you loped over and knocked on his window, it didn't scare the shit out of him.

"Uh- shit- I uh- fuc-" he scrambled for napkins to try and clean the pop off his lap.

"If you're done staring at my ass I'm starving," you tell him snorting, leaning against the now open window.

"No kids tonight?" he asked, face heating.

"Nope," you tell him. "Camping trip. All I gotta do tonight is feed the dogs and make sure everything is locked before bed."

"I'd be happy to double check for you-"

"Listen Todd," you tell him smirking, "If you wanna replace my battery-operated model, you gotta do better than a cheap burger and some soggy onion rings."

"Fair," he conceded. "If you lemme change my pants I'll take you to the drive-in, too."

"Oooh, a movie, a burger, and a tour of your back seat, I'm a lucky girl"

[meowmeowriley]

so ghost has his tattoo right. i think he needs something rabbit related that’s so fucking obvious in retrospect but so much of that sleeve is like. ooh edgy war shit that nobody’s looked close enough (…or maybe it’s hidden somewhere else and soap busts out laughing when he eventually sees it)

- 🦈

What I can't decide on is weather Ghost still has his Canon tattoo here. I want him covered in rabbits and rabbit skulls. I love his edgy emo army guy tattoo, don't get me wrong, but like, wouldn't it be hilarious if it were all rabbits and rabbit related stuff?

We've all seen it, a bunch of skulls, a bomb, the typical rifle with a helmet in the boots. I love that, but imagine if some of the skulls were rabbit skulls, instead of two boots its a boot and a rabbits foot. the bomb has an angry rabbit on the side of it instead of the jagged teeth and angry eyes? The soldier with the rifle is the same, but with bunny ears. Idk man, I want to bunnyify his tattoo, and cover him in more of them.

Anyone who sees it probably only sees the bottom edge up close, and at a distance since it's so busy it's just a smokey gray blob.

It wouldn't be until he had revealed himself as being a rabbit that Soap got a decent up close look at the damn thing, and you can bet your ass he'd start laughing hysterically.

Fuck I wish I could draw 🥲

[zhukzucraft]

your quadruple life stuff made me wonder what classpect you'd assign the characters lol

*cracks knuckles i've been waiting for this

(readmore b/c it turned out long and probably indecipherable to anyone who isn't a Homestuck)

so one thing i want to state right out of the gate: the classpects you see as fitting will vary a lot depending on what series you look at (for example, Pearl in Double Life is a shoe-in for Witch of Blood, while her current season of Hermitcraft gives me Knight of Space vibes instead), and even which side you consider their actions from

there are also aspects that some installments in the Life SMP seem to entirely revolve around (Void for Secret, Time for Limited, Blood for Double, and Life for Last), so it's hard not to let most players be defined by their relation to it.

and in Hermitcraft, the division of players into Builders and Redstoners seems to parallel the Space/Time dichotomy well (and now i'd like to immediately ignore this and also my attempts to not repeat the classpects of Homestuck's main cast and propose Doc as the Witch of Space)

btw, the gender limitation on some roles is annoying and will be ignored

all that said, here's what i've managed to come up with so far:

Jimmy as the Bard of Doom. sorry

Rendog as the Heir of Heart. He's a theater kid, just go with it

Scar as something or other of Life. maybe Page, or Heir. he seems quite connected to nature and animals, even tho he often struggles to keep those (and himself) alive

Grian strikes me squarely as somewhere on the Light/Void dichotomy. the way he tends to build secret projects, the extreme luck and extreme misfortune he experiences, the way he seems to find his way into the spotlight even when actively avoiding it... let's say Thief of Void for Hermitcraft, and maybe bump him up to a Master class for Life SMP since he's an admin - e.g. Muse of Light

speaking of Void, there's an easy pick for Xisuma xD how about Lord of Void

Skizzle is so Sylph of Hope coded to me... can't help it even tho the outfit doesn't fit him

Martyn and Scott i can't choose the classes for, but aspect-wise they seem like Mind and Breath respectively. something something about actions having consequences and choosing your own path

my gf would not forgive me if i didn't make Tango the Maid of Rage

and idk what classpect Bdubs is but he's a Prospit dreamer and hangs out there for most of the session

[the-kr8tor]

LOOK

BDAS HOBIE AND MELISSA my oc 👯👯👯 (they married on their ship)

I love picrews god bless picrews 🫶 here's the link!

AHHHHHH THAT'S SO CUTE!!! 🥰 The lil flower crowns and Melissa smiling against the kiss 🥺🥺

[inky-duchess]

What tips do you have for continuing scenes past large conflicts (like someone died or two characters got into a physical altercation)? Whenever I try to write them, they always seem like the characters calm down too quickly or they feel weirdly stiff.

Let your character experience all the emotions involved. How are they feeling? How does it make them feel that they feel this way?

Let them replay the incident. Do they think they acted in the right? Do they think they fucked up? Anything they wish they had said/didn't/did?

Create smaller conflicts out of it. Maybe your character is confronted by their actions by another character. Or maybe they act out after the incident? Maybe they decide to solve the issue by taking some action?

[originalartblog]

Hey me and my friends have a small discord server between like five of us. Could we possibly use your art of goosamu holding fyodor's arm as a sticker? With creds of course <3.

Public use (large amounts of people, impossible to control or even know who does what with what you show them): please don't without at least credit in closed circles (discord, etc.) and don't at all in open places (social media, etc). please.

Personal use (yourself and/or small group of friends): go crazy go stupid enjoy art and life!!! Yes that also includes phone backgrounds, printing something at the library to put on your wall, making a little craft out of it, and all of that. I've given my ok for avatars and headers in the past too, though I specify I do think in that case it's always better to have a little credit somewhere as I'm one to look for who made that art when I like it.

I do not think you need anyone's permission ever for personal, non-commercial use of art that respects the original artist's integrity. AI use is not personal use in this sense.

[puffpastrycrimewatch]

tudor if he was awesome

Damn he does look way more awesome this way

[kaneidae]

Hey! I don’t mean this as any criticism I’m just confused/curious. I know it’s like a meme with the I’m into fat bitches but a lot of people really do see Falin as a fat person. That’s perfectly fine but I personally don’t get it because to me she just seems like an average person weight wise? Like that’s just what women who aren’t super models look like? That’s just kind of average/recommended for that age? Or is there a cultural difference in what fat means?

If you don’t mind could you please elaborate? What is it that everyone sees that I don’t?

Don’t worry I understand. So basically the train of thought is

Falin is drawn as explicitly not skinny and is a stockier woman (her build is essentially identical to Laios, if a bit softer). The anime made her skinnier by a decent amount especially in Chimera form.

Marcille is visibly a lot thinner than Falin, and Dungeon Meshi is about eating and being healthy. As a result, Falin being fat and Marcille being attracted to it is a popular headcanon/fandom joke

Falin is not really fat but she has a more realistic and bigger body than 90% of anime women so a lot of people enjoy going all in on that. Ryoko Kui is fully capable of portraying fat women, so I think that if Falin was meant to be *fat* fat she would be, but I also agree with the fanon of her being at least chubby

[mewobrute]

mewo perchance do you have a skelesona/sansona

old but detailed vers under the cut.

also im still tryna figure out if i should just tell yall to call me brute, cause im in a sys type shit and mewo was a name of another alter, (not explaining if yk yk,)

[gallifreyinstituteforlearning]

What's the longest word in Gallifreyan you're allowed to show us?

Lishatevanagalregowomoxkliakoria /lˈiːʃətˈɛvanˈaɡə͡lɹˈe͡ɪɡə͡ʊwˈə͡ʊmˈɒksklˈi͡əkˈɔːɹiə/

↪ Definition: That feeling you get when you accidentally land in a time period where your future self already exists and you have to explain why you look so familiar, knowing it's inevitable you'll fail in this and end up having a memory wipe, but you look forward to remembering this encounter in the future so long as you survive it.

Hope that helped! 😃

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[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

Could we please see some more ai!reader Ari

Tim stood in front of the case that held your uniform and took a deep breath.

In the hall there were a lot of uniforms. Preserved. Pristine. But unlike those, yours wasn't a reproduction. You died in jeans and a band hoodie. Shot full of holes trying to protect civilians because there wasn't time to wait for backup. It wasn't Joker. Or Riddler. Or Penguin. It was some fucking lowlife in a street gang.

The trial was hell. It was national news. A Wayne kid got gunned down. Bruce cried on the stand. There was a memorial garden. Lois and Clark did news coverage in the Planet that got syndicated all over... it was a circus that almost rivaled Jason's death.

Except you got to publicly die a hero.

People saw you trying to get others out of the way, behind any makeshift cover you could find before the shooting started- only to be caught in the crossfire.

"Tim, you good?"

"Fine," he said, turning away from your memorial. Turning his thoughts away from what you'd have to say about it. Away from the searing pain. Away from what might have happened if he went with you. Careful not to look directly at Dick.

The former Robin nodded slowly and exhaled slowly. "We all miss her, Timmy. I know-"

"Did you know she bled out with a communicator in her pocket? A Bullet went straight through it. We should fix that."

And before Dick could probe into anything else, Time made his way down the hall. Ready to go back home- back to his room. Back to working on his project. He was pretty sure he was getting closer to... something. He had to be.

[meowmeowriley]

(https://www.instagram.com/p/C6IODJaPKOo/)

^Soap when bunny Ghost wants attention

🤣 For those of you who can't follow the link, it's to a video of a man cooking dinner overlayed with the sound of a child crying, and the text on the screen says "what it's like to be a young parent" the man then picks up a rabbit.

I love that, lol I'm now imagining that once they become close and start dating, Ghost becomes very demanding. Following Soap around in rabbit form, digging at his feet for attention, and thumping if he doesn't get it. Soap, on the range practicing, with a 20lbs (roughly 10 kilo) rabbit on one hip and rifle balanced on sand bags aiming down his sights like the pro he is. Also now imagine bunny Ghost with a pair of headphones on, oh my God. These:

As modeled by my Service Dog, Sean. Bunny Ghost with a pair of these on. (This photo is from us fitting them on him, I did cut the extra length off the strap later lol)

[solivagantingrebel]

wait i have a question, does seal!soap have a scottish accent? does orca!ghost have a mancunian one?

THAT'S,,, a good question!

I did give them their conversational tendencies, save for; not using any mention of Christianity in the fic, and it was a bit to adjust considering how much Soap swears using a variation of Jesus & Christ & what have yous, though I suppose you can argue that maybe the more knowledgeable shifters would be aware of world religions etc because of human diplomatic relations.

They sound vaguely british but not entirely scottish or mancunian here, it's sorta an interesting fact actually - I looked it up and turns out Antarctic / Arctic researchers, after a considerable time in the continents, have a tendency to develop accents that sounds (??) vaguely british(???). Don't quote me on it but it's attributed to how isolating from their regions can lead to like, a blending of accents if you stick around certain people a l o t, and I guess there are like more British / adjacent researchers in those places to contribute to that.

For the fic's worldbuilding, I leaned more heavily into the shifters learning English because of the British travelers and researchers so I'd suppose it'd be like. a variation of sorts. Don't know how they would sound exactly but it'd give them some excuse to not sound entirely like americans ig lmao.

[the-kr8tor]

Cheshire cat Hobie! X Alice Reader!

Mischievous Hobie who enjoys to mislead you and see you take wrong turns as you up and down swear at him since this is the fourth time you're lost thanks to his directions.

Sometimes however, even if he doesn't leave you where you wanted he brings you to nice and calm spots. It's almost enough to melt your annoyance away....until he starts cracking up riddles.

He's always smiling in a slightly ominous manner, except if you cry. He immediately softens and wraps himself around you, holding you to him.

Shape shifting Hobie?? Probably. He can definitely become transparent though, he likes to scare you.

Alice Reader! Who if they truly genuinely get lost calls out for Hobie in distress. He always answers, even when you think he's not there he seemingly is.

Reader who's completely upset and hiccuping with sobs; "Hobie? Hobie if you're there I'm lost."

He seemingly appears out of thin air before you, gently wrapping his arms around you, so careful that it's as if he's treating you like a hurt bird.

"You're always lost dove, that's nothing new. Let me guide you to the door"

And he does, on very rare occasions like this he guides you back to where you need to go.

-🪦 can you tell I'm having a fantast kick rn?

Ooooohhh that sounds so cool!!

Cheshire cat is perfect for hobie! Like everytime he appears to you there's always something that's different to him and he always looks so good it's unfair!

Him appearing out of nowhere to annoy you 😂😂😂 also him being there with every step in your journey subtly guiding you (and sometimes being a nuisance) and he doesn't want to admit it but one call from you and he'll appear within a second 🥺

I love that you're having a fantasy kick!! I just love fantasy aus in general like the whimsey and all the 'rules' are thrown out of the window it's great!

[bunnis-monsters]

I just found your blog and i wanted to let you know how much i really enjoy your writing! Its so hard to find blogs the write about monsters w plus size readers qq

Ahh I’m happy you found me!! I wanna make more posts that are chubby!reader centric… but all of my posts are written with chubby readers in mind! I’m chubby person myself… so I’ll be thinking of myself first when writing.

Honestly I’m haven’t been able to find any other blogs besides my own that only write for chubby readers that are in my fandoms or share my interests, so I decided to just do it myself. It sucks that I have to write everything for myself, but I just hope I encourage others to write with my own posts, so that one day there will be a plethora of content for us chubby gals.