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[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

[arcanegifs]

[xpurplepiex]

neoliberal temptress

[zephyrchama]

Leviathan aims to gradually raise your affection meter by bringing you one (1) small gift each day. He will get you something nice on occasion, but those presents are typically reserved for special events such as birthdays and holidays, during which any increases in affection are doubled.

You once mentioned a sticker at a discount store looked cool and he proceeded to gift you that sticker 26 days in a row. He called it min-maxing.

[unrestrainedbalderdash]

Autistic pigeon, doesn't read the social coos

[androdragynous]

Please forgive how horrifically this was recorded (the screen reader mutes itself in recordings, which made it entirely useless for this post, which required a second camera) but I wanted to show people what alt text Actually Does for screen readers because I think a lot more people would take the time to add it if they knew why.

This is how the default screen reader function built into my phone "reads" an image, one without alt text and one with.

(I can't add alt text description to videos, it seems, which feels a little ironic given the post.)

When the first image, without alt text, is selected by a screen reader, it just reads out "photo".

When the second image, with alt text, is selected, it reads out the alt text - in this case, "A blurry picture of a gray tabby cat sitting on a white carpeted floor.".

Being able to use alt text is far easier on screen readers because the image is a larger object to select - descriptions in plain text below an image are still helpful, but require enough vision to accurately select, and enough vision to know they're an image description to begin with.

So please, when possible, add alt text to photos, art, and screenshots you're uploading! A lot of phones can copy text from images now, which is how I add image IDs to other people's text heavy posts - there's really no reason to post a bunch of text heavy screencaps and not at least copy and paste the text into the alt text, and it makes a huge difference for accessibility.

Thank you! ^w^

[toomanymarkers]

Just a boy looking at his dog

[ahllohehn]

TRICK OR TREAT!!

uve received a trick! :p this pirate is stealing all ur treats!

[camembri]

you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.

[wardingshout]

Zelda goes mushroom girl

[mirrored-muse]

ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ | ꜱ.ꜱ

ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 702

ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: ꜱʜᴀᴜɴᴀ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ꜱᴘᴏᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ.

ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: ꜱʜᴀᴜɴᴀ ꜱʜɪᴘᴍᴀɴ x ꜰᴇᴍ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

ᴀ/ɴ: ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ꜱʜᴀᴜɴᴀ ꜰɪᴄ, ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ꜱᴏᴏɴ.. ʟɪᴋᴇꜱ, ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ! <3 ꜱᴇᴛ ɪɴ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ

Dinner, if you can even call it that, is a half-burnt stew of mostly water, wild mushrooms, and something Natalie dragged back to camp that might’ve been a possum, You’re not sure and nobody cares enough to ask these days, as long as they’re getting fed.

You’re huddled near the fire, curled into your coat, trying not to shiver as you sip from the cracked metal cup Van passed to you. The food is barely warm anymore. Still better than nothing.

Across the fire, Shauna’s crouched low, turning the pot so the bottom doesn’t burn. She hasn’t eaten yet, she never does until everyone else has taken their share.

Everyone is quieter than usual tonight. Maybe it’s the cold, the tension from this morning’s failed hunting trip, or the fact that someone stole the last of the jerky rations. Again.

You’ve just finished the last sip of your share of the stew when Shauna’s voice cuts through the silence.

“You get enough to eat?”

It’s not sharp, not cold. Her voice is softer than anyone ever hears it. But it’s loud. Loud enough that everyone hears it.

Your stomach flips. “I’m fine,” you say, fast, eyes flicking to the others.

But the damage is already done.

Mari snorts from where she sits by the fire, not amused, but bitter. “Oh my God.”

Natalie raises an eyebrow, looking over the fire. “Really, Shauna? She gets a personal check-in now?”

You shrink a little, not liking the attention, but Shauna’s head snaps up.

“Yeah,” she says flatly, “she does.”

“Why?” Mari asks, rubbing her hands together for warmth. “We’re all starving. We all feel like shit. What makes her special?”

“She’s not whining all the time, for one,” Shauna shoots back, already halfway to full fire.

Van scoffs, but it’s Mari who pushes again. “You act like you’re this cold, untouchable badass, and then you’re over here playing nurse to your little girlfriend.”

Shauna straightens to her full height, arms crossed. “You jealous or something?”

Mari sits up. “No, I’m pissed that you hoard the best cuts for her and let the rest of us chew on bones.”

Shauna’s eyes flash with anger, her words harsh, a bite to each one. “I hunt it. I gut it. I clean it. So if I want to give her the good pieces, I will.”

“Why?” Akilah asks, not unkindly, but skeptical, Her voice soft. “You hate all of us.”

There’s a pause. You watch the fire flicker across Shauna’s face, watch her jaw tighten.

“Because she doesn’t look at me like I’m a monster.”

The girls go quiet. You can feel the air shift like everyone is holding their breath.

“She treats me like I’m human,” Shauna says, voice calmer now but no less deadly. “You all want me around when there’s something to cut up and cook, but the second I’m not useful, I don’t matter.”

No one says anything.

“She makes me feel like I still have a shred of my sanity left,” she adds, almost like she forgot she was speaking out loud. “So yeah. I’m gonna make sure she eats.”

You shift in your spot, heart in your throat. The others look away. Even Mari doesn’t know what to say.

Shauna turns to you, her face softer now. “You sure you’re good?”

You nod. “Yeah, I’m good. Promise.”

And even though eyes are still on you, she crouches beside you, slipping something small from her coat pocket into your hand.

A piece of jerky.

Real jerky, Not the stringy bark you’ve all been rationing. You don’t know where she got it from, maybe she’d been saving it.

You look up at her, and she just shrugs like it’s nothing. Like it isn’t the most anyone’s given you in days.

She sits beside you, pulling the blanket off of one of your shoulders and pulling it over hers. Pulling it tighter around the both of you. Her knee presses against yours, her warmth sinking into your skin, warming you in a way the fire never could.

Nobody says a word the rest of the night. And no one asks questions next time she brings back something warm and makes sure you eat first.

[bigtittygothgirlandrew]

*me tapping a bat against my palm* Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy. it’s almost time to break you open isn’t it

[weewoo911]

Pre-118 Fuckboi era Buck being given a fake number by a random hookup and when he texts trying to arrange another hookup or an actual date he gets a selfie back of a guy in full firefighter gear raising an eyebrow skeptically and the message “I think you have the wrong number ”

Of course he is apologetic and they laugh about it then start texting regularly and Buck can’t figure out why he wants to keep talking to Tommy but being a firefighter sounds cool and Tommy has good advice about going through the academy

And on the other hand Tommy is getting more ready to accept himself and come out and the cute guy he has been texting with is making him feel all sorts of things

[willthespy]

It’s all fun and games until someone brings up the fact that the scene where Percy tells Nico about Bianca is paralleled to Apollo telling him about Jason. The fact that Nico knew what happened in both situations, but still asked just in case it was all a bad dream. Just in case he had a ‘normal’ mortal dream rather than a factual dream. Oh, and then he runs away in both scenes, leaving a literal trail of death behind (ironic)

Redraw of this post.

[teshiee]

this is what i did instead of studying for the past two days. magnificent innit

[meowdei]

Satoru “proposes” to you as a silly, cheeky joke with a little paper ring he makes with a straw wrapper but you say yes. You say it because of course he can afford some sickeningly expensive ring and of course he can make it some big grand gesture because he’s Satoru and he has the means but you just want to marry the guy. And he gets rather offended that you say yes at such an underwhelming proposal. If I ever propose to you without a fancy ring and an elaborate plan, just slap me, he pouts.

You start calling him your fiancé after that. And even though he’s mortified about your answer every time people excitedly ask what the proposal was like, he doesn’t hesitate for a second to call you his fiancé either.