#(DONT READ PAST THIS IF YOU DONT WANT SPOILERS)

[lunar-wandering]

i've watched project sekai's version of Help Me Erin at least 139 times now

[lucabyte]

transfem loop + siffrin... you agree

i does agree.... i does in fact ... write a 7k word essay on the subject..... if you would like to perhaps click that link and read it if you were not already aware...... kisses u on the forehead......... sorry its that long but i had to cover all of my bases you know how it is with textual analysis when you're trying to draw a distinction between "headcanon" and "reading of the text" because those are different things.... to meeeeeeee.......

[silverskye13]

hi so i was rereading rns as one does and this line struck fear into my heart:

"My I-Owe-Yous come with two conditions,” Helsknight informed him, his voice taking on that rehearsed tone. “I cannot violate my knight’s tenets, and I cannot attack Evil X. We have a previous bargain already made.”

afaik the demon has yet to cash in the IOU unless im blind and uh. what if he makes helsknight hurt tanguish. and tanguish knows how to fight now so hes not helpless so idk if helsknight could use his tenets to get out of it. although he did promise not to use his sword. anyways itll probably be fine right? right? i am shaking in my boots. also rns is even awesomer rereading it theres so many things im noticing this time ariund.

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[zaynes-left-chesticle]

Okay I just read Zayne's "Still in Dark" anecdote, and now I'm crying and also my jaW IS ON THE GROUND, WHAT IN THE FUC-

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enjoy the tags, I just needed to vent....

And I'm scared 🤣

[fruitybashir]

astp ch3 mini spoilers without context 🪑🐱🍳

[internationalteaparty]

MISS CONGENIALITY KACY AU

- Lucy is a new FBI agent in a team mostly men. Her boss is Jane Tennant, one of the rare female ASACs. Lucy loves her team and will do anything to impress her boss.

- They are going after a serial bomber and get a clue that their next target is the US beauty pageant contest.

- Figured that someone's gotta go undercover, Lucy jumps at the chance to prove herself. She might think that beauty pageants are stupid, and while she is confident in her looks, she knows she's not exactly the pageant kind of girl, but that's what undercover is right, to be someone you're not? So she can swap her combat boots for heels, her muscle tees and pants for dresses, and be less loud and brass.

- Tennant is worried, of course. This is a high profile case and it would be Lucy's first time undercover. But she has complete faith in Lucy and she will be running point herself, and Jesse and Kai will be on watch out.

- So Lucy will be going as Miss Texas, and they call in a "pageant coach," an eccentric man named Ernie.

- (cue funny make-over montage that looks more like Lucy and Ernie's spa day)

- It might be different from Lucy's actual personality, but growing up from a rich family means she can pretend and easily fit in.

- Everything is going fine until she meets Miss California, Kate Whistler.

- Holy shit Kate Whistler

- Lucy's impeccable gaydar also clocks Kate's not-so-straight vibe immediately.

- So she gathers information and flirts with Kate at the same time because she is that good of a special agent and listen Ernie this is for the mission okay?

- And they happen to share a room.

- (cue omg they're roommates squeal)

- They talk and Lucy finds out that Kate is smart, and charming, and funny as hell, and how can Kucy resist that?

- Meanwhile Kate is also in trouble because she just wants to win this competition but she can't help but pay attention to the hurricane force that is Lucy Tara.

- They talk well into the night and both wake up tired the next day.

- Both are certainly attracted to each other but neither will really make a move because Kate doesn't want it to mess up the competition while Lucy can't let it mess up the mission.

- But then one night Kate wanna go for a swim and Lucy is practically short-circuited when she sees Kate Whistler in a bikini and while she is not at all interested in going swimming she is very much into Kate swimming.

- So Kate is swimming in the pool and Lucy is on a bench watching and they just banter like usual. But then Lucy reaches out to help pull Kate up and they kiss and well...

- (Lucy is secretly glad she saw Kate in a bikini before the swimsuit contest day cause she would have choked on stage)

- Kate wants their thing to be lowkey, basically a secret. Lucy finds it weird, but considering that she is on a mission, she agrees.

- For talent day, Lucy does some back flips and such from her cheerleader days. Kate sings.

- Stuffs happen (cue investigative montage) and now. Now Kate is a suspect and Lucy is tasked to keep an eye on her.

- Lucy tells Tennant she doesn't think it's Kate, and Tennant believes her, but wants her to keep an eye on her anyway just in case, and dig into the other candidates.

- Lucy comes back to their room trying to act like normal but in reality she feels guilty because as long as Kate is a suspect Lucy cannot have any sort of personal relationship with her.

- So she pulls away and they kinda fight bc Kate doesn't understand why Lucy is acting like this all of a sudden

- Then Lucy made a comment about how Kate only cares about winning, and that hurts Kate so much bc they've talked and she thought Lucy understood her.

- Guess not.

- Things are tense that day.

- Sone point in the nexxt few days, while looking for some stuff Kate finds Lucy's FBI badge.

- She confronts Lucy.

- "Not only do you think I care so much about winning I would what? Sabotage the competition on purpose? Hurt people to get what I want? Is that what you think of me? Do you really trust me so little?"

- Lucy tries to explain but it keeps getting worse bc there are things she cant tell Kate.

- Last day comes and they narrow it down to the hosts. Kate won't look at her at all.

- Kate wins. The bomb is in the tiara.

- Lucy runs like hell and takes it off Kate's head before she can react and flung it away.

- It blows up, the team arrests the perp yada yada yada anyway back to the lesbians.

- They are gazing into each other's eyes and Lucy explains herself. She apologizes and Kate apologizes and then they kiss on television.

- They live happily ever after.

[matt-w-blogging]

You've heard of Spiderman: Homecoming, Spiderman: Far From Home, and Spiderman: No Way Home, but may I introduce you to:

Spiderman: Please Just Let Me Go Home

A movie in which Peter Parker keeps finding himself with task after task after chore after chore after errand after errand to do while he keeps trying to escape and go home so he can watch tv in his pajamas

[todayisafridaynight]

Since you mentioned it, what did you think of Speak No Evil? I was thinking of watching it myself :0

i really liked it ............ my friend scoffed at me when i told her i was watchin it so take my opinion with a grain of salt tho </3

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

What are your feelings about Astarion that would oceangate the rose-quartz-is-irredeemably-evil type girlies???

vampire hypnotism praise kink blood play cnc for starters i guess? tbh im not really into wubbified hashtag-damaged astarion who just wants to be wuvd cuz im still in act 2 and im very into his 'selfless kindness and helping strangers for no reward? fucking gross. dipshit.' vibe and i think he'd use tav as a sleeve before they even left the goblin camp <3

[astranauticus]

idk what is it about that one throwaway line from han sooyoung about her writing 10 chapters in one day that finally broke me but oh my fuckin god i love her so much

[lostandbackagain]

I'm going to get through this with a combo of three months of passive studying, a talent for languages in general, and audacity.

[jonathanthetranswriter]

!!!!!!!!!!! got to watch de:pp on my road trip today (not all of it. yet.) and????? what????? [Spoilers] that bitch AINT gay?????? wha???????? but also so glad we get more gord but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[crownshattered]

|| Yes, Kira is from Mondstadt and has no connections to Fontaine, and as such isn't driven by duty to the nation to help the people there.

But you better bet that when shit hits the fan (and if you know, you know) she will dive RIGHT in and help out as much as she can, even for complete strangers~ That's how Varka raised her. If she is capable, she must always help others. So that's exactly what she does~

[officialleehi]

when you know who elaborates on the curse and says the one everyone believes isnt actually true and tells eva how it's different. ripping my hair out

[dragonflute]

i wont lie its a little funny to me when ppl who really like o.uter wilds follow me because whenever i draw it usually is o.uter wilds + my entire zine i made for that game and whatnot and then end up unfollowing because i dont exclusively post about it

[possum-down]

binge read chainsawman cause my friend pushed and got me into it and i have never gone from loving to hating a story all in one day with the passion i do right now