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[theofficialuriel]

more on the parent trap au:

It’s not an purposeful parent trap on Tim’s part. He’s just pissed he can’t be Robin anymore and thinks it’s because his dad just doesn’t like Bruce (ignoring Jack’s totally normal concern for his safety). So what else would convince his dad other than the power of friendship?

Tim starts planning hangouts with them. Jack’s thrilled because his son is trying to bond! Bruce is less thrilled because he doesn’t want to make Jack any more mad, but he doesn’t miss Tim. Only… the hangouts are always at the same time and same place.

The first time, Tim plays it off as an accident. It’s a baseball game and they all just stand there awkwardly.

The second time happens a while later; he doesn’t want the men to get suspicious. It’s a school event of some sort— photography exhibitions or a spelling bee where he ensures they’re seated next to each other.

The third time is an amusement park field trip. Tim told them both that there’s a shortage of chaperones (he gave the usual volunteers a healthy dose of poison), so they naturally volunteered. School policy (Gotham) states that at least two chaperones have to be with a group at all times. Tim, Darla, and Bernard straight up ignore the chaperones the whole time. The kids give Jack and Bruce gray hairs. (They have to ride rollercoasters too. Jack is doing everything in his power to not scream lest he be bested by Wayne).

By this point, the two tolerate each other. Jack is assured Bruce isn’t a pedo and Bruce comes to understand that Jack is just a worried parent. They still “secretly” compete for Tim’s attention, but it’s like 20% less hostile.

Everything changes with the fourth time.

This time, it’s at an international history museum or something. Tim “won” three tickets and invited the both of them, saying they’d both be interested in it and he’d hate to have to choose who to make happy. They’re starting to get suspicious but they let it slide. Tim stays until the tail end of the museum tour before excusing himself to the bathroom. He asks them to tell him the rest when he’s back.

Well. The last portion of the tour had to do with cultural artifacts from around the world. Jack starts getting into heated debates/arguments because the museum worker is getting things wrong— like three of the artifacts were his findings too and some were Janet’s (“are you trying to discredit me AND my dead wife?”).

Bruce is holding him back from punching this college kid in the face.

But then the kid says something wrong about… idk like Tibetan monks(?) and now Bruce is the one yelling about stereotypes and misinformation while Jack is “trying” to hold him back.

They get kicked out.

Tim gets back from the bathroom, hears about this, and fears for the worst. Jack and Bruce are just ranting in the parking lot about the idiocy of the museum. Jack and Bruce continue to rant the whole car ride over (Tim had convinced Jack to uber in the hopes that his plan would rise above expectations).

Tim has the vague feeling he might have made a mistake, but hopes to continue his plans…

[daydream-comet]

I randomly stumbled upon this while surfing through playstore and went in blindly and......so. many. emotions. ran. through. me.

I.....I love underworld office/charlie in underworld. I need a hug. Eugene needs a hug. Charlie needs a hug. Everyone needs a hug. How the fuck is this a free mobile game. Why is this game so underrated.

[teddyreblogslotf]

the choir is so found family idc that calling them that is probably not biblically accurate but i’m gonna say they are found family thank you and goodnight

[ep2nd]

Happy Father's Day yall!!!!

And like Mothers day, here's some fun fathers from Warriors of Ophelia series!! (Hermitcraft, Traffic smp, Empires, MCYT, etc.)

Scott and Jimmy- Illumina's adopted dads

Pete- Joey and Scar's adopted dad

Sebastián- Gem, Fwhip, Sausage, and Zedaph's dad

Levi- Impulse, Etho, and Tango's dad

Gray- Pigical and Strawburry's adopted dad

Ballistic- Squid's dad

Jack- Gray's dad

Dan- Gray's father figure

Eddie- Gem, Fwhip, Sausage, and Zedaph's father figure

Xisuma- False's adopted father/father figure

Stress and Joe's dad

Beef and Xb's dad

Mumbo's dad

Octavius- Claudius' dad

Douxce- Claudius' step-dad

Ananias- Boffy's father figure

The Blood King- Tyson and Ryder's dad

Forging- Foraging's dad

Stampy- Tuartis' adopted dad

[causalityparadoxes]

He's a bounty hunter. He's into DnD. He somehow doesn't know about cosplay or how to improv despite this. He CAN dance. He fell for the Doctor so hard the only coherent thought in his head under stress was proposing to them. Within the hour he'd kissed them, sacrificed himself, and said "find me" after making them catch a goddamn marriage bouquet. He's a nerd. He's socially awkward. He listens to Kylie Minogue. He's a sweetheart. He's a Killer. He's engaged to the Doctor. He is the moment. He is the Rogue.

[vinos-scum]

It's incredible how men will easily expose their misogyny when exposed to our 18+ section. Like sir you are in fact not progressive for slut shaming the fictional anime girls while your (assumed) girlfriend is standing there perfectly ok with the smut in front of her.

[toffoliravioli]

omg toffoli I can only count on you pls score again

[marigoldendragon]

Wanted to do a quick drawing of my Yuu in the stitch event, plus some of the boys reactions to seeing her in her beach outfit. Which I designed as a combo between what Grim was wearing and one of Nani's outfits in the movie. And there is only one movie in my mind.

There is no live action lilio and Stitch in Ba Sing Se

[whirlpool-blogs]

Ellen: I’m nervous right now.

Jack: Why?

Ellen: I don’t know, I’m not even getting drafted.

Jack: Hey. It’s gonna be great. We’re not dying, we’re gonna be okay.

[lauraisakilljoy]

“we need more complex characters!!” if Lost were released today all of the characters would be cancelled immediately

[jremystrong]

"this is my before my 12 hour shift" "this is me after my shift"

[xwilltruman]

“they are so very dear to me” i say about every single pitt character, every single pitt duo, every single pitt trio, every single pitt friend group, every single pitt gang, every single pitt’s-whole-cast

[ourtalechara]

If Doctor Who has taught me anything it's that flamboyant men are the most dangerous people that there are

[vitreouspositive]

Smokescreen being Smokescreen? (TFP) He is an underrated character!

And P.S. your art style is awesome. That's why we are all here!

HOW DID YOU KNOW HE WAS MY FAVOURITE

[imperatorrrrr]

Jack Hughes singing along to “Dream On” by Aerosmith in the Team USA locker room || 15 February 2025

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Y/N: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

EJ: Apparently, we’re not.