#(it's Dan's fault)

[spotty-bee]

One thing I noticed recently while re watching Pixar's 'Win or Lose' is that from day one Coach Dan has been favouring Kai (Subconsciously) over his own daughter Laurie.

In episode 7, when Kai first arrives on the field and shows a talent for Soft Ball, Dan warmly offers her a spot on the team, but its the way he dose so that breaks my heart a bit.

Cause he gives Kai Laurie's hat.

Its the little details that get you in these Pixar pictures...

[puppetmaster13u]

Throughout the years, Danny and Ra's get into fights. Unfortunately for Ra's, Danny's a biter. Unfortunately for Danny, biting immortals are never a good idea. Especially when your own DNA is beyond messed up

Imagine the look on Ra's face when they guy he likes fighting shows up with a baby in hand and says, "congratulations, you're a father"

Repeat it two more times because Danny just doesn't learn

Ohohoho, now this is quite fun. And this could be completely new children, or, this could be the three Al Ghul children. Which if it is? Is hilarious. And hey, Dusan even has Danny's white hair and green eyes!

But seriously I love this. Logically, Danny should learn to not bite, in fact? He knows how to fight, and can do so without biting. He's just also a petty little shit who will go feral when fighting this one asshole [insert relationship here].

Even more hilarious if Danny shows up throughout time too. And it's not like they exactly explain to anyone on the outside of their [insert relationship here], which definitely leads to so many misunderstandings and rumors.

Love the idea if this is even a semi-normal ghost thing. Just, usually the mixing of ecto is done on purpose, and not usually having to be worried about happening via blood. But Danny? Is a halfa, meaning that he is half human. And if he bit anyone else, it would probably have no effect, except for the fact that the human mouth carries quite a bit of bacteria and en ecto-contaminated one more so. So for anyone else, biting is an actual good option, but Ras? Also ecto-contaminated via Lazarus Pit.

Which is a different type of ectoplasm, like comparing saltwater to freshwater, but is still ectoplasm. If anyone else bit anyone else, it wouldn't happen. But no, Danny just has to have the habit of biting his immortal sparring asshole of a rival-buddy. And said buddy better be fine with co-parenting otherwise he's taking child support.

[outofcontextdanandphil]

They keep matching each other's freak :/

[manchesterau]

x

[bitchslapblastoids]

no like these are under 10 seconds apart with zero change in lighting

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

not to victim blame but maybe if you closed your gay little mouth every once in a while and stopped smiling like an anime school girl seeing her crush all the goddamn time your mouth wouldn’t get spit in 🙄

[mouldywalls]

they matched eachothers phreak

@danielhowell @amazingphil pls play dress up again this was SO FUN

[stargazermeadow]

finally watched phil's birthday stream from last year and felt so insane abt the gentle touches that i learned how to make gifs to capture them

[nelkcats]

Time crisis

Clockwork looked sick, this was the first time Danny had witnessed something like this so he couldn't help but feel concerned for his mentor. However, no matter how many times he asked what was going on, the Ancient refused to answer.

The halfa was taking care of him and finally Clockwork revealed that he was under attack. Danny raised an eyebrow in confusion, he saw no one in Clock Tower and the Observants were not around, seeing his confusion the Master of Time explained himself more clearly.

Clockwork had multiple bodies, distributed in different dimensions. And while they didn't follow the same rules, their job was the same, "preserve the timelines". One of his other bodies must have sensed his timeline being altered multiple times and awoke from its rest to repair the error.

Someone must not have been happy about that, if the damage Clockwork was receiving was anything to go by. The Ancient had no doubt that if they kept attacking him they would cause him further damage, which would be a big problem for the timelines.

The reason he didn't want to tell the halfa that was because he knew Danny would want to help, but not all of his "parts" were good, nor did they have the same methods to "repair" and he didn't want to show the boy a bad part of himself. Although he doubted his other "self" would attack young Daniel, seeing how fond he was of him.

Danny of course, offered to solve the problem. Knowing the boy was stubborn, Clockwork sighed in resignation and opened a portal to the DC Universe, where the Justice League was facing Kronos, Danny stepped through the portal immediately and started running to the battlefield.

Wonder Woman was gritting her teeth in fury as she faced Kronos, who was scowling in annoyance, his gaze seemed to be fixed on the speedster for some reason; half of the League were injured but holding their ground, and John Constantine had almost finished preparing a spell to destroy the titan once and for all. He opened his mouth to tell the Titan it was his end when a teenage boy ran past him.

Danny, who had no idea what was going on, stood in front of Kronos not knowing what to say. He didn't quite know how to fix the situation. Kronos looked at him in confusion as John choked as he noticed the boy in the path of his spell.

"Fate is not inevitable" the halfa told the Titan decisively. While he had been a hero and understood why the people around him would want to "stop" the other Clocky, he didn't want to see his mentor die (even if this was some sort of clone? Danny didn't quite understand), he was selfish, and he knew the other Clocky had his reasons. He looked at the wounded on the battlefield and took a deep breath before looking at the Titan again.

"Come home with me and we'll find another way to solve it" Danny offered, ignoring the heroes glaring at him. Kronos was still silent, he knew he could kill the boy in seconds but something in him protested at the idea.

Danny wondered if he could lock the being in front of him in a Fenton thermos.

[personthattoleratesme]

Dnp: when will y’all stop with the phwedding conspiracies?

Also dnp: mysteriously go to vegas after the US tour without telling us

[ingydar-phan]

The Good Place x Dan and Phil // A web weave

Special thanks to @jonsaremembers for helping with ideas, finding poetry, and fueling this project <333

Image sources/creds in order:

Dan and Phil Ruin Their Careers - CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!

Goodbye, My Danish Sweetheart by Mitski

@forbescaroline on Tumblr

e. e. cummings, “being to timelessness as it’s to time”

How Phil Nearly Died

@/karamel on fanforum.com

The Moon Will Sing by The Crane Wives

@sunsetcurveofficial on Tumblr

@aspiringsunbeam on Tumblr

Lang Leav

Lover by Taylor Swift

RNZ interview with Dan and Phil

Quote by Sylvia Plath

@forbescaroline on Tumblr

DNA Magazine with Dan Howell

e. e. cummings, “being to timelessness as it’s to time”

"Jearimy Bearimy" captioned image source unknown

@tiny-sassy-aggressive on Tumblr

The Good Place - S4 E13 "Whenever You're Ready"

I Belong In Your Arms by Chairlift

Alex Dimitrov

@litsy-kalyptica on Tumblr

The Good Place - S4 E9 "The Answer"

@dan-whoell on Tumblr

@henwilsons on Tumblr

[cerebral-device]

Courier six character !!!(1 of 4)

This is the guy I’ve been playing as for my wild card run, with some tweaks to make him a cool oc👍

He’s like if a neurotic scientist and somebody’s well meaning but maladjusted dad where the same person. He likes robots and fishing

You can date some of these doodles depending on my handwriting in it lmao

In terms of design most of my courier characters have one “unique” more casual outfit I just bullshitted up, and an in game armor I’m probably not drawing on model. My NCR courier Dan got first come first serve with the ranger fit so Gazer gets the stealth suit mk II because I crave individuality

[susiephone]

the "sympathizing with natalie goodman as a teen" to "rewatching as an adult and being fucking infuriated at how every adult in natalie's life failed her" pipeline

[0wl-slide]

“omg im having a hot girl summer!” NO. im having a 2014 summer. doing everything i was doing then (watching fault in our stars, reblogging d&p posts on tumblr, copycat pink drinks at home, telling everyone i know about palestine, listening to whatever music i want without feeling cringe) but this time im doing it GAY!!!

[yurieka]

"it hurts to be something, it's worse to be nothing with you" from promise - laufey

dan heng's indifference to jing yuan hurts :^)

[dandp]

Good new AP video today