#(shes such a fun chr

[m3llowm1sh]

space meesh!!!!!!!!!!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[magistius]

a collection pt 3, now in colour

[cowsaresushi-coral]

wip wop, rare lineart moment

practicing gestures again. and also just having fun

EDIT:

i actually have to go to bed now. if i didn't, i would just draw her all night man. and roller derby knight (i'm so sorry i can't remember their names rn) and snare knight. and -

[universestreasures]

Been feeling muse mode for characters I have and have not written before and I've done all my school work for the week and I feel like making graphics so....

Perhaps we'll see these two being added?

[archivtime]

Im a big fan of isa if you coumdt tell

[bombombooty]

lazy days with the strawhat pirates :)

the days on the sea aren't always full of action, and that's okay! in that moment, it's nice to take the time for yourself... and with your favorite strawhat!

chrs: Monster Trio, Nami, Robin, Usopp

cw: none, just fluff

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

Monkey D. Luffy

and even if it may not be as much of a "lazy day" with the eccentric captain, it most certainly is still an enjoyable one. He who can't completely stay still finds fun in irritating others into hanging out or in his terms, "not being boring"- he says this all with a pout as he waddles around whining to his fellow shipmates

yet if it were truly a lazy day, and the rubber man succumbed to the rays of the afternoon sun, he finds his own enjoyment in stretching his arms all the way around you, gluing himself on and vowing to never let go (he doesn't let you go anywhere without him touching you)

develops a mischievous nature in the sight of the fridge, or what sanji swore to protect from the "hungry beast", but then eventually ends up stealing food after what feels like countless tries

you, always being by his side on these days means sharing food. even if he seems like the person not to, you are a clear exception to him. Whether it be a bite, a chunk, he will give to his favorite person in the world; right after, he drowns you in infinite kisses with that signature grin of his

Roronoa Zoro

the swordsman is always tight-up, never letting his guard down, never letting anyone step all over him and his manly pride. However, that all disappears on a quiet afternoon when you pick up the sound of a certain green-haired man snoring incredibly loud

despite his restful sleep, it won't stop him from grabbing you and holding you tight as if it were a simple habit of his. He snakes his strong arms around you, not letting go until he opens his eyes cluelessly to you in his arms

in mention of that manly pride of his, he trusts you to watch in the distance as he lifts those large dumbbells of his; he finds his confidence raised to the roof when you're there

the poor man, dense as always. the crew always takes the time on moments like this to tease him about the lack of romance he brings to the table. Furious, he simply gives a large frown after protesting that he's a great lover

Vinsmoke Sanji

and if every single day doesn't stop him from spoiling you with his passionate love, these calms day only fuel him more. It's a skill the chef possesses, finding himself to be quite the "professional" in his vernacular

the times he's not in the kitchen, he spends it with you. Looking out into the vast, blue, and majestic sea, he dreams of seeing it all with you- tracing patterns on the back of your hand and a kiss on the forehead, as he rests his head on the crevice of your neck

his romantic tactics comes into the light as he simply asks you to help him in the kitchen. It was just the two of you, sharing a moment together. He, of course, cannot help but flirt with his beautiful lover- in which it then becomes an ever so lovely kitchen date that lasts for hours

sometimes, when the strawhats could still be fast asleep, the blonde-haired man takes the chance to spread a blanket on the grassy floors and have a picnic (along with an occasional addition of the little reindeer, Chopper) with you. With smooth words like silk, it is almost as if he serenades you. It doesn't take long for you to utter a word of love to him, and his face is a flustering red

Nami

• although the ship itself may be at peace, she still finds herself preferring an intimate, private spot to be with you. In the presence of just the two of you and her endless charts and maps, she'll pepper you with kisses and physical attention. She likes to bug you about her wardrobe, and sometimes, if you're lucky, the tangerine-colored hair woman rambles about all the things she'd like to wear, and their prices; you never see the end of it

• she could be busy logging away things, charting maps, and so on. But sometimes of the ship were too quiet, nami wishes for you to stay by her side silently so she feels more at ease. Don't mention it though, or else she'll kick you out

• with the help of sanji, she'll feed you and herself some of those precious tangerines and numerous drinks he sends down for the two of you to enjoy. Silently, she enjoys seeing the pleasant face you make when you take a bit of the tangerine or a sip of the drink, as she wraps you into a tender embrace that only happens once in a blue moon

• if the morning dawns or the sun falls, she'll gladly encourage you to do a skin routine with her, just so you two can talk endlessly about the infinite random topics that string to no where. As long as you're there, she always feels at home

Nico Robin

• before you know it, she'll have you swayed into the thin sheets of spread out blankets with a book open, the only thing lit in the room being a simple few candles, and maybe a few rose petals. Slowly, she grazes her one of two hands against your hair, the other holding you close to her as you may also have a book- or perhaps not

• she simply wishes to listen to you speak, her undivided attention on you and your kissable face. You may not know what she's thinking, but as the waves collapse onto the Sunny, and the sun shines on the two of you, it's not hard to know that she's ready to press her lips gently onto yours at anytime

• she'll do anything you wish, just as long as she's there to watch- her quiet nature didn't mean she hated it, but she just loved when you do it. Everything about you drove her in a unique way of crazy, and the long-haired woman never wished to let go of it

Usopp

• believe it or not, the sniper was more of an active man. He'll be constructing a new device of his, or playing card games- something to keep him busy. Yet while he's busy he rambles to you, word by word as he makes up all these stories. One of them, being about a certain person in his life that was like an angel sent to him from Skypiea

• he likes to show you, and his little crowd (consisting of luffy and chopper) obvious magic tricks easy enough to amuse the lot of you in an instant, a hearty laugh coming from the curly haired man. His unwavering pride only bigger with you there

• he can be a crazy amount of shy in ratio to his cockiness when it comes to showing you some physical love. But in purpose of showing his love to you, when the sun is low and just the two of you stand on the deck, he'll gladly wrap his arms around you, kissing you in this slightly clumsy, but affectionate way in that unique way of his

(( _ _ ))..zzzZZ

[empresskylo]

ೃ⁀➷ call of duty incorrect quotes

⋆｡°✩ all featuring gn!reader insert ⋆｡°✩ AUTHOR'S NOTE | hopefully these aren't cringey lol, i pulled most of them from pinterest. i just thought they'd be fun. let me know if you'd want to see more.

cod masterlist | main masterlist

soap: *bursts into the room, starts panicking* ghost: you: ghost: what happened? soap: no one died you: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER–

gaz: have you heard the joke about the gaslighter? soap: no... gaz: no, you definitely have. soap: no I haven't. gaz: you've literally heard it before. soap: no i haVEN'T gaz: yes you have soap: I DON'T KNOW IT?!? gaz: you're crazy, man. ghost: *hiding his smirk* you: *giggling beside ghost*

soap: I just fell– you: from heaven? soap: no, like I literally just fell– you: in love with me? soap: my fucKING ARM IS BROKEN you: okay, but do you think i'm pretty? be honest.

you: i sleep with a dagger under my pillow. gaz: weak. I sleep with a gun. ghost: you're both pathetic. you: oh?? and what do you sleep with? ghost: soap. you: *spits out drink*

you: what are you, 5? konig [snorts]: yeah, 5 heads taller than you. you: konig: konig: I'm sorry, please don't kill me.

you [on the phone]: uh... price? price [tired]: is the base on fire? you: well...no? price: then it's not an emergency price: *hangs up* gaz: WHAT DID HE SAY? you: he said it's not an emergency. soap [pinned under a cabinet that ghost and alejandro are trying to get off him]: HOW IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY

ghost: i invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game. you and soap [both nodding]: knife monopoly. ghost: i was actually going to hunt you for sport but now i'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is.

ghost: *is carrying all the groceries* you: *holds out a hand to help* ghost: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold your hand*

you: can you keep a secret? ghost: do you know anything about my life? you: no, i do not. good point.

[you and ghost texting] you: where are you? ghost: turn around ghost: no the other way ghost: wrong way again you: ghost, where exactly are you?? ghost: at base, but the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

soap: go big or go home! you [tears in your eyes]: i am begging you, soap. for once in your life, go home. please. just this once. go home. ghost: *nods in agreement* soap: i'm going big!

soap: hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? you: peonies, why? soap: you: were you going to get me flowers? soap: you: soap: it's a possibility...

you: why are you smiling? price: what? can't I just be happy? soap: gaz tripped and fell in the parking lot.

ghost: i wish i could block people in real life. you: restraining order. soap: murder. gaz: jesus fucking chr–

you: so you don't have a thing for anyone at the moment? soap: well... i didn't say that. you: oh. what's she like then? soap: you're just gonna assume they're a 'she'? you: are they– you: are they not a girl? soap: *gay panic*

ghost: i made tea. you: i don't want tea. ghost: i didn't make tea for you. this is my tea. you: then why are you telling me? ghost: it's a conversation starter. soap [looking between you two, confused] you: that's not really a conversation starter. ghost: oh, it isn't? we're conversing, aren't we? checkmate. you [scoffing]: well it's a lousy one then. ghost: never said it wasn't. you: *looking at soap* soap: *looking at you*

price: what does 'take out' mean? alejandro: food. gaz: dating. soap: murder. you: it can mean all three if you're not a coward. ghost: soap: gaz: price: you: what?

ghost: look, i know you think my judgment is clouded because i like soap a little bit. you [holding ghost's notepad]: you doodled your wedding invitations. ghost: no, that's our joint tombstone. you: oh, right, my mistake.

konig: hello, welcome to our first debrief. konig: today we're talking about... you [whispering]: building loyalty. konig: killing royalty. you [under your breath]: oh my god.

ghost: i am a very bad person. very very bad person. i am a horrible person. soap: you: gaz: ghost: "no you're not, ghost! we still love you, ghost!"

[vgperson]

What Did I Do In 2023?

Whatever I wanted, mostly.

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As I mentioned last year, my site now has an RSS feed with basically everything I've done back to 2020, so this will mainly be going over the same stuff from that, just with added context.

In January, I finally sat down and properly realized an idea for a short story I'd had sitting around for a while: From the Sidelines, about a fantasy RPG expedition going sideways. I remain very proud of it in both concept and execution, and hope people read it.

In February, Your Turn To Die was released on Steam Early Access, receiving character profiles and some bonus mini-episodes, adding two more later in the year.

After finishing From the Sidelines, I carried that momentum to revisit my Ut0p1a story series about funny computer animals. I'd always meant to continue it - and conclude it - but hadn't been satisfied with the ideas I had for it until totally rethinking them this year. In March, I posted the remaining stories one after another: Right to Code and Left to Code. I'm very proud of these as well. Also in March, Kenshi Yonezu released LADY. (Video, interview)

In April, Uri released the Data Book of the Strange Men Series, a big collection of the writing she's done on the games in the series, with a lot of new parts as well, all translated by me.

Then in May... uh, well, let's see. In April, Capcom released the Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection. I always adored the Battle Network games, and was initially excited that they finally did the thing... but by the time it came out, I was pretty disappointed by how, while you certainly couldn't call them low-effort ports, the effort didn't extend everywhere I thought it should, with the biggest offenders being the total absence of any "convenience features" except Buster Max Mode, the bad font, and the almost entirely untouched translations.

So, I ended up deciding I might as well just replay the originals, and that was a fun time (aside from the parts that were bad). Doing this, I couldn't help but notice how... turbulent the translations were, even if I'd always known they were less than ideal. I mean, the first two games just used periods for ellipses despite the tight character limits, then in BN3 they had an ellipsis character... but it's center-aligned, Japanese-style? Aside from the intro, which has normal ones? Gosh, somebody should fix that - it's simple enough to find and edit in YY-CHR. "JapanMan" is silly, too - I wonder if anybody made a patch for that? Wait, what do you mean there's just a tool to extract and insert text in all the Battle Network games including the Legacy Collection???

Thus began a journey that sort of occupied the rest of my year. First I did the BN3 Translation Revision, trying not to worry too much about cross-referencing the Japanese text unless something seemed wrong, so that I didn't spend too long on the project. Then I began to consider BN2, with its unfortunate "foreigner" text that would need some more significant reworking. I established more convenient tools for comparing with the Japanese script, and thus did a much more thorough job with it, releasing the BN2 Translation Revision in June (AKA Princess Pride Month).

Finally, after giving myself time to recover and actually finish replaying the series, I knew what I had to do to close things out. With the BN4 Translation Revision, you can finally play Battle Network 4 with a translation that isn't such a mess. Whether you'd want to is for you to decide, though if you can get over the structure, I don't think it's the worst game in the series by any means. (Oh, and in December I also updated the BN3 Revision to 1.1, doing a thorough pass with the methods I'd honed. But I think I'm pretty much good on MMBN translations now.)

Anyway, backtracking to other things that happened during my Battle Network haze... June had Kenshi Yonezu's Moongazing (video, interview), and July had Globe (video, interview, interview).

Last but not least, released in November, I translated Refind Self: The Personality Test Game, a short game from Lizardry (creator of 7 Days to End with You) with a fun concept.

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Obviously I was right to have said "no promises" last year. But really, Your Turn To Die should get its final part on Steam sometime next year, maybe even early-ish in it. That's certainly the goal.

I'm also hoping to buckle down and finish one of my own games, but as usual, who knows how that'll pan out. Letting my whims carry me this year let me finally finish From the Sidelines and Ut0p1a, which was great, and it also led me down a Battle Network rabbit hole, which was... fine, but definitely for a narrower audience. I'd always like to get back to more free game translations and the like, too, but it takes effort to find things I'd want to translate. For now, I think my increasing desire to be able to let loose some of these original games I've been planning, and the stories in them, might come out on top.

[heeseung-min]

[20:37]

Run.

A bit more, y/n. You can do this.

You smiled at the sight of police station in front of you.

Thankfully, there is one policeman just went out from his car and wanted to go inside. You walked faster to grab his hand.

"Jesus chr- Oh god! What happen to you?"

He looked so worried. I mean who wouldn't? You are barefoot and your clothes has been ripped because it got stuck at the woods. The man hold your shoulder gently.

"Did you got abused?"

"Help me, please. I can't hold it anymore."

You felt very tired and suddenly you became dizzy. Before you can say more, your body fell to his arms. The police started to get panic.

"HELP!"

"What happen, Minjae? Who is that?"

"Hyung, she came here barefoot and asked for help."

"Let's get her inside."

"Don't we need to call ambulance?"

"She will be fine."

Minjae and the other police carried you inside and waited for you to wake up. Minjae took care of your wound on your feet and other places meanwhile the other police made a call to someone.

"Do you think she got abused? She looked really scared when I saw her."

"We will know when she wakes up. How about you do the patrol, Minjae? I got few reports of burglar."

"What about the lady?" Minjae didn't know why he felt difficult to leave you alone.

"It's okay, I can manage it."

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"You woke up? How do you feel?"

You seems confused at your state and tried to remember how did you got in this situation until you remember the moment before you passed out.

"I-I need to report something."

"Go ahead."

"My boyfriend didn't let me out from his house and keep threatening to kill my family. He also did some kind of punishments which was cutting my skin and harrassed me."

You explained to the police in more details on how obsessed your boyfriend about your life. When you finally finished describing everything, he replied to you with something you never expected it to be.

"You did wrong. That's why he teached you a lesson."

"..what?"

"Why would you want to run away from him when you can just enjoy your life together? It's your fault at the first place."

You don't like this.

You don't like how he tried to manipulate you.

You looked around to find the police that you met first at the outside station but it seems like only you and the police in front of you in the room.

"Ah, I'm sorry for being late. I need to settle something."

Fuck.

How?

How can your boyfriend be here?

You didn't dare to turn around to face him. Your body was shaking so much until you felt his hands around your waist.

"No worries. She also just woke up from her sleep."

"Ahhh, you must be tired baby. Let's go home so you can rest more."

"Be strict next time, Sunoo. You don't want her to run away twice. My junior nearly get to help her."

"Ah Minjae, right? You should train him to mind his own business."

You felt betrayed.

When you think you can be saved but fate is cruel.

You looked at your boyfriend shook the police's hand for the last time before bidding goodbye.

"Thanks again, Sunghoon hyung."

"No problem."

Your panic increased when both of you were inside the car. Sunoo took a deep breath before looking at you.

"Must be nice to feel the fresh air, right? Do you think you can run away from me?"

"I'm sorry."

"As you should. Be ready for your punishment at home."

He started the engine and drove away from the station.

You failed.

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Aloha😄 hope you having fun with this one!

Taglist: @stacey-stonem @duolingofanaccount

[sturniolo04]

Boyfriend's Brother M.S. & C.S.

Bf!Chris x Gf!Fem!Reader x fwb!Matt

A/N: If you don't like the preadded name in my stories, you can either add your own name or not read it; it's up to you :)

Emmy's POV: it has been about a month, we hardly even remember what had happened a month ago although there is still some lingering tension from the situation i can tell. I had just finished my media class this afternoon and i promised Madi, jacob and Chris we would go the study area or place to hang out for a minute

Madi: hey lovely

Emmy; hi how was your last class

she asks as i sit down next to her on the lounging chairs

Madi: it was great

Jacob; whats up Em

Emmy; nothing much Jacob

she states as she sees Nick, Nicole and Matt a table a few feet away

Madi: do you want to go somewhere else

Emmy: no its fine in fact i am going to get more comfortable

Madi: huh

she replies quickly as Emmy gets up and sits on Chris' lap

Madi; oh okay i see

Matt's POV: this past month has been hell i dont understand why my friend group cant see that this ruined our group more than it would have if me and Emmy got together that day

Nicole; Matt.. what are you looking at

Matt: nothing its nothing

i say shaking it off as pay attention to the needy girl beside me

Nick: you guys want to go to a halloween party tonight for halloween

Matt; i mean why not

Nicole; yeah of course that would be fun

Matt: yeah...

Over with Emmy

Emmy's POV: attempting to even focus on the music homework i have to complete this degree i found myself still looking at Matt in the slightest

Madi: hey we can go somewhere else em its okay

she states noticing what she was looking at

Emmy: no no its fine

she says gripping Chrs' arm that were wrapped around her

Madi: hey guys theres this stupid party do yall want to go..

Jacob; that wouldnt be a bad idea considering its halloween

Chris: Em you want to

Emmy: yeah why not

we finished up studying at the hang out space and headed back to the dorm room as i head into my room to figure out what i was even going to wear for this party as Madi walked in

Madi: ughh i have no idea what i want to be

Emmy; im sure you will figure it out Madi ask Jacob

Madi: truee.. what are you going to be

Emmy: cheerleader because why not Matt and i said thats what we were going to be as friends before this happened so ig why not

Madi: does Chris know this

Emmy; of course he does i really didnt want to figure any thing else out honestly

i replied as i recieved a notifcation from ...

Madi; who was it from

Emmy: Matt

she sighs out setting the phone down looking down

Madi: you miss him dont you

Emmy: i mean yeah i do he's perfect honestly

Madi: yeah.. what about Chris

Emmy: i dont know

Madi: just listen to your heart love

she states as she leaves the room

i couldnt help but just sigh and bawl my eyes out

Emmy: why is this so diffcult for me ughh

Madi: Emmy b

she annouces coming back in the room

Madi: we are leaving in ten yeah

Emmy: okayy

she trails off getting up and putting her costume on thinking about her decision and what her heart wants. Her thoughts were interupted when

Chris; hey

he states coming in her room

Emmy: hi

Chris: you okay

he asks closing the door behind him

Emmy: yeah i need to talk to you

she states motioning for him to sit next to her

Emmy; Chris i-i like you i really do i just

she trails off

Emmy: but i cant deny what my heart wants 

she trails off again almost in tears as he sighs at her response

Emmy; and i am sorry if i hurt you i just-

she gets interrupted by Chris kissing her forehead resting his forehead on hers  and resting his hands on the sides of her face

Chris: its okay i get it i do 

Emmy; what about you

she states worried grabbing his hands on the sides of her face giving him some assurance at her statement

Chris; hey i will be okay i promise

Emmy: ok

she answer as he kisses her forehead one more time getting up and leaving.

In Matt room

Matt; Nicole sit down i want to talk to you

Nicole: okay Matt

Matt: i dont want to be your boyfriend anymore okay

Nicole: Matt..

Matt; my heart is simply just somwhere else and i cant deny that

Nicole:....

Matt: and i am sorry if that hurts you but it is hurting me not telling you the truth im sorry

Nicole: okay.. Matt i guess this isnt meant to be umm

Matt; you will find someone that will treat you way better than i did i promise

Nicole; thanks Matt

Matt's POV: i confessed and broke up with Nicole and now

Emmy; Matt..

she exclaims opening the door

Matt: hi..

Emmy: hi..

Matt: so i dont even know why i came but um i wanted to let you know Nicole and i broke up uh

Emmy:....

Emmy's POV: matt just kept rambling on and on until i finally heard him say that one he broke up with Nicole and two that he wants to be with me. so i pull him in and kiss him

Matt: oh my god youre so pretty

Emmy: thank you

she states grabbing his hand and pulling him into the dorm room. we continued to make out all the way into the front room landing on the couch

Madi: MATT

Emmy: Shit..

She mumbles pulling away from matt

Matt: hi..

Emmy; Madi before you say anything he br-

Madi: are you together now or..

Emmy: i mean

Matt; yeah we are

Madi: holy shit i am so happy for you Em

she squeals coming over to hug them both

Madi: yay okay but for real get ready we have to take insta picss

Emmy: okay okay im going

she says getting up grabbing matt's hand taking him in her room closing the door behind her bringing matt once again to her lips. the make out for few before he starts trailing down her neck as she giggles at the sudden action

Emmy: matttt i have to get ready now

she states pushing him off of her walking into the bathroom putting on her costume

Matt: come on

he say flopping her nicely made bed as her sits there for a few sitting up as she walks back in the room in her cheerleader costume

Emmy; look now we match

Matt: you are hot

Emmy: yeah you told me that already lets go get up insta pics

she exclaims pushing him out the door

Madi: im taking photos Emmy Matt yall ready

Emmy; sure

@itzemmy

itzemmy: My Lover @mattsturniolo

@mattsturniolo

mattsturniolo: loml @itzemmy

and the night was perfect!

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[blueepink07]

How I think Milgram characters will decorate the Christmas tree! (This is just made for fun, so these are mostly my hcs based on my perceptions of them!)

Haruka

At home

-> His Christmas tree it's not that big, but not that small either

-> He liked to decorate the Christmas tree based on the person he admires the most: when he was little, he tried to decorate it so it would be for his mother's liking. Also, I think he really hates seeing two Christmas balls of the same colour next to each other, so he tries his best to not put them so close

-> At home, he would decorate it all by himself, which always makes him upset

-> Sometimes, he considers not even engaging in decorating

-> Always wanted a Christmas ball that matches his bunny plushie, but never had the courage to ask for it

-> If he weren't to decorate the Christmas tree based on the person he admires, he would just prefer to put whatever cute ornaments he finds on the box!

-> He tried to make a handmade decoration for the Christmas tree, but didn't consider it was good enough, so he abstained from putting it

In Milgram

-> Christmas became his favourite part of the year, because he doesn't need to decorate the tree all by himself anymore

-> Doesn't even need to ask what Muu's favourite theme is, he just knows it and he tries to decorate the Christmas tree based on what she likes (Haruka pays a lot of attention to the others personalities, likes and dislikes... The timeline conversations show that! I fear that not many people give him enough credit!)

-> Muu would stop him and convince him to put the cute decorations that he loves!

-> They will both make handmade decorations!

Yuno

At home:

-> Christmas is her favourite part of the year! It always makes her warmth! Baking cookies, preparing hot chocolate with her family is one of her favourite parts!

-> But nothing can be better that decorating the Christmas tree!

-> Doesn't really care for a theme (puts whatever is on the box!)

-> Hates seeing two Christmas balls next to each other: is scolding her brother for doing this mistake (definitely not projecting)

->Despite not caring much for the theme, secretly wishes to buy a pink Christmas tree and decorate it with pretty white ornaments

-> There is no way that there isn't at least one cat ornament in the Christmas tree! (I think Yuno loved Hello Kitty when she was little! Doesn't like her as much anymore, but would still love an item Hello Kitty related!)

In Milgram

-> Considering the events that happened, she initially doesn't want to decorate the Christmas tree...

-> A constant feeling of emptiness and lack of warmth seeing the others decorating, unsure if she should join

-> Mahiru notices her sadness and makes her join by telling her that she needs "help" to decorate, because her injuries are slowing her

-> Yuno agrees and despite telling herself that is for Mahiru she actually enjoys it a lot!

-> She feels warmth decorating with Mahiru! Again, doesn't care much about the theme, so she listens to what Mahiru has in mind!

-> Doesn't forget to put the cat ornament!

Fuuta

At home:

-> Doesn't like Christmas that much anymore as when he was little...

-> Sometimes considers to not decorate the Christmas tree, but feels a somewhat obligation and still does it (also puts a lot of effort) !

-> Despite that he has a small Christmas tree, he would be sure to decorate it perfectly! (Have you seen his room, before the murder happened? It's so clean and in order, I'm sure that he would do the same for the Christmas tree)

-> Very good at picking themes, changes it every year

-> Doesn't have a preference for the ornaments, because he is sticking to the themes he choses

-> Very good at decorating, gets annoyed easily if he notices something it's not right

(Not really what I had in mind, but it works I suppose...)

In Milgram

-> During trial 1, he was very attentive when it came to decorating the Christmas tree

-> Would give advice to the other prisoners of where they should place the Christmas balls

-> Doesn't decorate it himself, watches from afar

-> During trial 2, he just watches the prisoners decorating... If he feels like it, would help, but most of the time, he stays away

Muu

At home:

-> Has a very big Christmas tree!

-> Her favourite theme, and the one that she always sticks to every year, is gold and silver!

-> Despite this, she always changes the ornaments every year! She gets bored of having the same Christmas balls!

-> Gets bored halfway decorating it (because it's so tall), so she sometimes is rushing it. This causes her to put two ornaments of the same colour next to each other. Would try to resolve the problem, but if after a few tries it doesn't look how she wanted, gives up

-> Decorating the Christmas tree it's not her favourite part, but buying presents for her loved ones is and wrapping them! She loves placing them under the Christmas tree!

-> Can't wait for the first day of Christmas to come so the others can open their presents!

In Milgram

-> Happy that Haruka can help her decorate the Christmas tree in gold and silver!

-> Gives him compliments, because he is better at decorating than her!

-> Convinces him to put his favourite ornaments too!

-> Doesn't really like doing handmade ornaments, but tries for Haruka! She dislikes that her fingers feel sticky after using the glue. Despite not liking it very much, she does a good job!

Shidou

At home:

-> A big Christmas tree that gives a cozy feeling!

-> Not a big fan of decorating it, but loves it when he does it with his family!

-> Doesn't care much for themes, so he lets his children put the ornaments how they want! (if it weren't for his wife, he would let them put similar ornaments next to each other...)

-> Looks chaotic and sometimes has too many ornaments, but for some reason it still looks good!

-> Similar to Muu, he loves to put presents under the tree for his family!

-> His wrapping is kind of messy!

In Milgram

-> He doesn't decorate it, because it reminds him of his family...

-> Shidou is still watching from afar and makes sure that the atmosphere is cozy!

-> Would help Mahiru, if necessarily, to put some Christmas balls, but mostly lets Yuno to spend time with her

Mahiru

At home:

-> Takes advice from the magazines she reads and does the theme that is the most trendy at the moment and has the prettiest ornaments!

-> Would spend hours decorating it, until she is satisfied!

-> Would love to have a real Christmas tree and not one made of plastic (she loves the smell!), but feels bad for the tree. Uses a fragrance spray so the artificial tree can smell as a real one!

-> Prefers a tree that has the branches white!

-> When it comes to the themes she choses, she likes having as many interesting ornaments as possible (shaped like stars, angels, gingerbreads). She loves those which have a nice message written on them!

-> Adds some penguins in it!! It's her favourite animal!

In Milgram

-> Is the one that actually comes with the idea to decorate a Christmas tree in Milgram!

-> Asked for everyone’s preferences so she can ask for their favourite decorations!

-> Once she receives the newest magazine, she will search for cute ornaments! (not for a theme, because she wants everyone to get to express themselves decorating the tree!)

-> After she puts all the ornaments, she compliments everyone for their hard work!

-> In trial 2, because of her injuries, she asks Yuno for help! Despite not placing them herself, she still feels happy!

Kazui

At home:

-> Not a big fan of decorating the Christmas tree, but helps his wife to place the ornaments that are at a higher level!

-> Loves putting the star!

-> Doesn't go for a theme, puts whatever he finds in the box. However, if he were to chose one, he would go for a combination of red and white, since they are the Christmas colours!

-> His favourite decoration is the nutcracker, will put as many as possible! Sometimes he considers changing the star with it, but Hinako doesn't let him

In Milgram

-> He doesn't decorate, but helps other prisoners to put some ornaments, if needed, in higher places

-> Helps Amane to put the star, despite that it's his favourite part of decorating!

-> Secretly puts a nutcracker, when he thinks no one is looking

Amane

At home:

-> I will be honest, I really don't think Amane has ever decorated the Christmas tree at home... Since ornaments and cute things (considering that she can't even eat sweets or go to amusement parks) seem to be considered as "vulgar" items.

-> So I will make the Milgram part longer!

In Milgram

-> At first, wouldn't want to decorate it! After many, many pleads from Mahiru, she agrees.

-> Doesn't put many however, at first!

-> Her favourite decoration is the angel! Loves putting them!

-> If she notices a Christmas ball is not placed accordingly, she will change it so it would look good

-> Will make her own theme for placing the ornaments! Loves green and silver combination, sometimes she adds some gold!

-> Would prefer a real Christmas tree, because she loves the smell. Like Mahiru, she would use a fragrance spray so the artificial tree can smell as a real one!

-> Has a natural talent at picking nice and beautiful ornaments!

-> Doesn't want to ask for help when it comes to placing the star, but thinks it's too embarrassing to sit on a step stool.

-> Kazui notices it and helps her, despite Amane not wanting it at first

-> During trial 2, she is convinced again by Mahiru to decorate the Christmas tree

-> However, this time, she places just the angels

Mikoto

At home:

-> When he was younger, he used to make the weirdest combinations somehow work!

-> Every year he was in charge to decorate it! Didn't matter if he was doing by himself or with his family, he enjoyed a lot!

-> Usually goes for blue and red as predominant colours!

-> His tree has many ornaments and it looks full of life!

-> Would place fake branches to give the tree a more interesting design

-> Because of his work, he had to buy a small Christmas tree in order to decorate it in his very limited free time

In Milgram

-> Loves that he can again spend more time to decorate the Christmas tree, now that his work is not in his way

-> Brainstorms ideas with Mahiru for the theme that he would do

-> Thinks the nutcracker that Kazui placed is amusing, feels inspired by it!

-> During trial 2, he feels unsure if he should approach the others... He is afraid that he will destroy the atmosphere with his presence

-> Decides to stay away, but in the moment there is no one near the Christmas tree, he puts a few Christmas balls!

Kotoko

At home:

-> Doesn't care much about Christmas

-> In some years, she doesn't even decorate the Christmas tree

-> If she does, however, she would buy a small one

-> Does the same theme every year, doesn't like buying other ornaments

-> Silver and purple is her favourite combination

-> Despite not having so much patience, she would never put two Christmas balls of the same colour next to each other!

-> The only interesting Christmas ball that she would put, would be one shaped like the dragon fruit! She loves it!

-> Considers spraying her tree with a fragrant dragon fruit essence, but never actually does it

In Milgram

-> During first trial, she would put a few Christmas balls, but that's it. She mostly watches others decorating!

-> Secretly upset if there aren't many purple Christmas balls

-> In the second trial, she doesn't even approach the Christmas tree while others are decorating

That's it!! Feel free to add your hc too!!

[artintimages]

That day, Christine called Paul for a unexpected conversation.

C: Paul, I have something to talk to you.

P: Yes, my love.

C: You know... I'm a little uncomfortable with this whole secret regarding “V”.

Q: What do you mean?

C: Look….. if being my slave is something he is proud of, as he says, I don't understand why we have to hide it from people.

Q: Are you referring to our friends?

C: Yes. You see…. On poker nights, for example. They arrive, you play a long time, and only at the end of the night “V” become available to me. I don't think this is right. I don't like playing games, you know. That’s the boring part of the night, as I have to wait for the end of your fun so that I can take “V” to our secret room and be able to have my own fun. So, I have to wait, but I could have him for me the whole night.

Q: And what are you thinking about doing?

C: Simple. Next poker night, as soon as you start playing, I will appear dressed in my domination outfit, and I will look for “V”, so everyone can see that he is my slave and belongs to me.

Q: But love…. Don't you think this might be a little embarrassing for me and him?

C: For you, why??? I'm not his lover or anything! I OWN him. Your friends will understand that I am a powerful woman who, even though is married, still owns another man for herself. When they see me dressed in that black outfit, with my breasts popping out of the obscene neckline, they will feel envious of you, that's for sure.

Q: But what about “V”?

C: My love….. “V” has to be proud of being my slave. If it's not like that, it won't work for me and then I’ll out. And I'm sure he's proud. It will only be an initial impact, but soon everyone will understand.

P: Well….. ok. You know what you do….

C: So you already know. Next poker night, I will appear in the room, in front of everyone, to pick up “V” and take him to our secret room, and the rest of you keep playing cards. If someone asks you something and you think it's necessary, you explain. I don't have to explain anything to anyone.

And then, on the first night of betting, right at the start of the games, Christine appears dressed in her shocking vinyl outfit, with her entire backside exposed and her breasts almost popping out of the cleavage.

She entered the room calmly, swaying her hips slowly and sensually. The men sighed, still not quite understanding what was happening. When they realized that Paul was calm, they imagined that something was about to happen, but no one imagined what. Only “V”, who, upon seeing Lady Christine approaching, felt a shiver, already imagining something was coming. Christine passed each of the guests, touching their faces with the tip of the leather whip. One of them, more excited, upon seeing Christine's bottom completely exposed by that indecent outfit, couldn't resist and shouted: “What the fuck!!! She’s fucking hot!!!!”

But Christine had the right address, and she wasn't shaken by the comments, nor by the sighs. She walked to Paul, sat on his lap sideways, and gave him a deep kiss on the mouth and then smiled at her husband and said, “My love, you can join us when the games are over, okay? I love you!”

Paul just nodded his head. Christine got up and started walking again and then went to “V”. She stood in front of him, with her legs half open, hands on waist, and ordered, with the tip of the whip on his shoulder. "Stand up!"

And “V”, knowing that he owes obedience, stood up. Christine continued: “Take off your clothes!”

“V” hesitated for a few seconds, but when he heard a loud and harsh “NOW!”, there was nothing left but to obey, fearful of some punishment.

Subdued, he had no alternative but to obey his Lady, and so he answered. “Yes, Lady Christine!”

And then, to the astonishment of everyone present, except Paul, “V” removed his clothes, piece by piece, and positioned himself naked in front of Christine. His penis was shrunken, but not those of the other guests, who were pulsing at the scandalous sight of the half-naked young Christine dressed in that dominatrix outfit. Then, Christine removes a penis cage from the metal of her clothes and hands it to “V”, saying: “Put this on, so your friends know that what you have between your legs doesn't interest me”. And then “V” obeys, and places the cage on his penis, locking it, and handing the key to Christine.

“Very well, “V”.

Then, Christine struts around the room again and goes to Paul, and hands him the key to the small cage. “Keep this key with you, darling. We won’t need it there inside.”

Christine walks back to “V” who, head down, awaits instructions. She approaches and removes a leather strap from her clothes, with a collar at the end, placing it around “V’s” neck.

She turns her back and starts walking towards the intimate area of ​​the house, where the secret room is, without saying anything else. “V” follows behind, naked, with his penis trapped in the small cage.

When they left the place, there was silence. No one understood what succeeded, and Paul remained quiet as he didn't have much to say. When one of the friends broke the silence, Paul simply interrupted and said: “Please don’t ask me any questions. These two understand each other. It's their thing and I'm not opposed to it. That's all I have to say. This subject is over.”

And so, the friends, in fact, no longer asked any questions or commented. Evidently they would make comments in parallel, after the meeting. But the subject would never be brought up again, and the scene would be repeated every week, and soon everyone got used to it and even had fun with it.

That day, when they arrived at the secret room, Christine immediately took a copy of the key and approached “V”.

C: “Let’s get this out of here, “V”. I thought it was important to chain it there in front of everyone, so they know that there is nothing between us. But I prefer you without it. I like your dick free, even though it is useless for me. A woman like me doesn't deserve a dick shrunk in a cage. I deserve much more than that, as a big hard cock pulsing with desire for me. And as yours belongs to me, as the rest of your entire body, I decide to set it free.”

V: “Yes, Lady Christine, you deserve it…”

C: “I didn’t ask for your opinion, “V”. Keep it to yourself, as I don’t care.”

V: “Yes, Lady Christine. Forgive me."

C: “This time yes, but avoid annoying me, otherwise I may have to punish you.”

Then Christine took the copy of the key to the small cage and opened it, placing the metal accessory on the table.

C: “I hope I don’t have to put it back on…. Today we will have more time, “V”. From today onwards, it will be like this. You'll come here with me while they play, and then Paul will come here too. He'll probably get here crazy with lust, because he'll know we've been here for hours, and he gets excited knowing that I’m with other man, even my slave, specially because he may know that soon I’ll also be naked, exposing my desirable body to you. Then I will have sex with him in front of you, so you will never have any doubt that I belong to him.”

Then, with “V” still on the leash, but without the cage, she removes the top part of her black clothing and exposes her boobs.

C: “You think I don’t know that you keep an eye on my cleavages, “V”? Shame on you….. Peeking at your best friend’s wife’s boobs….. Well…. now you don't need to spy anymore, because I'll be like this during our meetings. But don't you dare get an erection till I tell you so, is that clear to you?”

V: “Yes, Lady Christine….”

“V” knows he's in trouble because he truly adores Christine's breasts, and so it will be a real challenge not to get excited.

C: “Okay. So I'm going to sit in this armchair here, and for now I want you to worship my feet, in these elegant high heel shoes. You can start licking my feet and sucking my toes. In the meantime, I'm thinking about how you're going to help me be prepared for when Paul gets here, because he's going to want to fuck me, and I need to be prepared for that.”

And then, the night passed with the traditional rituals of domination and submission, inside the secret room, while the others did something much less interesting, in the games room.

“V” thought about what happened and understood that Christine's revelation was a true liberation, as he would no longer need to waste time playing boring games, and could enjoy even more the moments of adoration and devotion to Christine, his Lady. The secret room is his favorite place in the world, where he can admire the mesmerizing beauty of Christine, who is often completely naked for her rituals. He thinks he is a blessed person for that.

[cevansbaby-dove]

Chris Loves Love part 7

Chris's pov.

I'm back home in Boston when Em sends me a message.

Emily:hey Chrissy did you get back safe?

Chris:HI Em, Yes i got home safe 🙂 are you ok?

Emily:yea I'm back In new york, what about you?

Chris:I'm good worried about you 🥺

Emily:Aw Chrissy I'm ok don't worry i have my mom coming over soon so i have to clean up my place, talk later?

Chris:For sure Em, have a good day.

Emily:You too.

I turn my phone off and sigh. "oh thanksgiving!"

Chris:Hey Em i wanted to ask if you wanted to come to my family for thanksgiving

Seen

Hmm no answer. I turn my phone off but then my family group chat goes off.

Scott:hey hey what are the plans for thanksgiving? Steve and i were going to be with his family but i was thinking i can come to Boston without him.

Carly: Yes! Scott we miss you! I'm down for going to Mom's, the kids would love to see her.

Shanna: Oh that would be great! Chris what are you up too?

Chris:hey everyone i just wrapped up a movie shoot so i'm free for thanksgiving at Mom's I was going to ask Emily to join me if that's ok.

Mom:Oh that would be great to see Emily again

Calry: Who's Emily? did i miss something? is chrs dating someone new!?!?

Scott:

Chris:Oh boy um..not exactly. she and i were in a PR deal last year...

Mom: As long as she's not like Alba or Jenny i'm ok with her, i have met her she's very sweet.

Carly:yes no other jenny's or Alba's they were the worst!

Scott:

Chris:Scott!! What is with you texting with Gifs!? LOL.

Mom:He's just trying to fit in. 😆

Scott:I love GIFS!!! OMG THEY ARE FUN!

Shanna: um ok anyway, Emily? What's she like? does she loves dogs? Does she act like you?

Chris:Sis come on you'll see when you meet her, she's amazing she's funny, cute, such a an angel too.

Carly: Sounds like Chris is head over heel in love with her!

Scott:

Chris:okay now scott is bored i think! 🤣

Mom: Scott Andrew Evans please stop with the gifs.

Scott: yes Ma.

Carly: So chris have you asked her to come over?

Chris:yes i did but she hasn't said anything back but i'm not rushing it. we did that last year and i think it put a lot on her i don't want to do that ever again.

Mom:I agree but take it slow as long as she's nice to you and you are nice to her that's ok with me.

Scott:sooo...is she coming over or no? 🤔

Chris:i'll ask her when she calls me tonight.

Carly: Can't wait to meet Emily she sounds like a great girl.

Chris:She's the best girl i have ever met :)

Mom: ok love you Chris talk soon.

Shanna: I would love to meet her too!

Chris:got it sis bye guys i have to walk dodger.

Mom:Aw ok.

Scott:

Chris:SCOTT! Omg kay bye!!

Scott: What i love gifs come on!!

i laugh at my phone and sigh. "Ah scott you are always the clown of our family" I chuckle and see Emily is calling me.

I pick up.

"Hey Em was just about to call you"

"hey chrissy wait! you look different from when we last saw each other" She smiles. "No way, did you shave part of your beard off!?' I laugh. "It was for Pain Hustlers so yes i did, whatca think?"

She nods. "Chrissy i love the whole beard"

"I'll grow it back just for you" I smile and we end up talking for two hours and i then say. "oh by the way my family was asking if you wanted to join us for Thanksgiving, i also sent you a text asking"

"oh yea sorry i saw it but i wasn't sure..um sure i'd love to join ya what time?" "Oh 'll pick you up at your place if you want that way your not driving so far."

She smiles. "Sure i'd love that, thanks chrissy uh hey i have to go um talk tomorrow?" I nod. "sounds good Em, Have a good night I Lo- uh..i hope you get some rest"

She nods. 'you too good night' We hang up and i sigh. "Shit what was that i was about to say to her!? man" i get ready for bed and dodger jumps into bed and i lay down and message my family.

Chris:Em will be coming with me, see you guys in a few days.

Part 7 is done! What was it chris was going to say to Emily? Will jack be back? Thanks for reading.

taglist: @patzammit @cutedisneygrl @armystay89 @k-slla

[rosalyneslover]

UNDER FLUORESCENT LIGHTS

chr: kujou sara

desc: spending the night in the kitchen with your childhood bestfriend.

content: gn!reader ('beautiful' used as a compliment), fluff, modern!au, childhood bestfriend!kujou sara

wc: 630

song inspo: all my ghosts - lizzy mcalpine

You didn't know how to respond when Sara asked if you could come over and raid the convenience store together at 10:00 PM. Your childhood friend wasn't one to engage in spontaneous activities but you guess she's just bored. It is summer after all and you two didn't have anything better to do, so you agreed to her late-night expedition.

Once you two arrive at the convenience store, Sara immediately heads deeper into the store. You don't follow but you look around to find no one else here except for the blond guy at the cash register who nods at you with a smile when he sees you watching him. You nod back and head to where Sara is browsing in between the aisles. She smiles at you before continuing on her search for something.

"What are you trying to find?" She stands up straight when she doesn't find what she's looking for. She squints at the bags of chips in front of her before turning to you again.

"Which one do you want?" She motions with her head to the rows of chips behind her. You look around before walking behind her to take out your desired salted snack. You hand it over to her and she takes it with a nod. You two move at the very back—to the line of refrigerators and she stops in front of one to scan her golden gaze at the drinks before her. She turns to you with a small smile.

"Buy anything you want. I'll pay."

"But Sara—"

"I was the one who forced you to keep me company. Let me repay you," So, you let her.

Once you get back from the convenience store, you two make a beeline for the kitchen. Sara lived alone since moving out from her family home and sometimes you two would occupy this empty house when you two have nothing to do.

You both set down the bags and take out the ingredients and snacks on the kitchen counter, you turn to her with a questioning brow.

"What are these for?" She looks at the ingredients laid out before you before going back to preparing the appliances and utensils that were going to be used for these ingredients.

"Sangria," You tilt your head while taking an apple in your hand, "Have you made sangria before?" You ask and she turns around to fully face you before shaking her head. Oh, Archons…

You didn't expect making a simple drink would be a disaster but here you two were; mac and cheese spilled onto her pants, your front stained with fruit juices, and trash covered the whole kitchen.

After clinking a shot of brandy with Sara, you two go back to finishing your sangria which you've already failed multiple times and you're running out of ingredients. But you guess it's fun experimenting with drinks.

Sara stares at you as you mix the ingredients together underneath the kitchen lights.

You're so… beautiful.

She invited you to the convenience store because she wanted to distract herself from thoughts of you two being together. But she guesses she made the worst move when all she could think about is kissing you right there. She quickly turns away from you when you suddenly turn to her. Even with only the little light you have, you could see Sara's cheeks turning a shade of red. She coughs into her fist and walks away from your side to lean on the kitchen island just behind you.

Every time she looks at you, she can see her future. She can see everything that she wants to have in the future. She wants you as her future. But, of course… This is Kujou Sara we're talking about.

Her fears, her ghosts wouldn't allow it.

— 07/20/22

[universestreasures]

Brainstorming ideas for Yu-Gi-Oh! related verses for Tasuku, Suzuha, and Gao because more card game crossovers are needed.

One idea rather than just making them duelists (which could be another verse all together), is just basically modifying Buddyfight's lore just a bit to make the game work in the same universe as DM/The Manga due to it's focus on games of all sorts, mainly in relation to how Buddy Monsters are (since well I think it be weird for them to be real and walking around when Duel Monsters do not). So, it's a crossover that's going to be closer to their canon than my crossover verses are on usual, since my thought some things modified to again make it the same world as a basis and it can expand lore-wise with interactions (Like I want them to be friends for my Mokuba because my boy needs friends around his age<;3)

[thegeminisage]

sigh. tng update time. tuesday we did "sarek" and last night i sadly watched "menage a troi" on my own.

sarek: the fact that they mentioned his "son's wedding" once near the beginning and never clarified distracted me for the entire episode until i could google it. and google gave me no answers except to say that he married saavik in some semi-canonical novel. i hate that because saavik was his student (i guess aos had him right after all...) and also because of whatever horrible and weird thing they had going on in search for spock. WHICH BY THE WAY BROKE PREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED CANON don't get me started

anyway, aside from that, this episode fucking ruled

i love the concept of vulcan dementia just being vulcan emotionalism. i wonder if it's genetic. i wonder if spock would've gotten it had he lived longer. i kind of wish spock had been the one following sarek around containing his emotions even though i wouldn't wish that fate on him cuz then i would've gotten to see him :(

less thrilled about the new wife. they could have had someone else play amanda if her real actress wasn't available (and she wasn't dead, i checked). if people live for like 150 years in the future there simply wasn't long enough for her to die and for sarek to have gotten remarried, especially if vulcans bond for life (which i guess was implied in some interpretations of amok time but not canonized).

actually, if sarek had once been bonded to someone as spock was to t'pring, how did HE wind up with a human wife...did he get remarried so quickly because of pon farr or does that wind down as vulcans get older...so many questions which will never be answered

anyway, i loved the sudden bursts of anger, it was so fun. uh except for beverly hitting her kid but it wasnt Her so we can move past it. especially thrilled with riker and picard almost getting into it

SAREK CRYING? ok king. i wish we had gotten to see spock cry and not in that deleted tmp scene

i loved picard's nerdery of him also. that makes the mind meld very fun. the rituals are literally intricate. also, "we shall always have the best parts of each other inside of us" i HOPE THATS TRUE FOR SPOCK AND KIRK AND BONES. i read an excerpt from a novel. well. i don't want to talk about it

anyway, picard calling out to spock and amanda...maybe i did well up a little at the mention of spock's name. who can say!!!!!

menage a troi: SSSSSSSSSSSIGH

ok, so i grabbed this one by myself because the summary looked bad and we're trying to finish s3 before chr*stmas fucks up all our social plans. no matter how bad the summary was, the actual episode was WORSE

i have three good things to say about this episode actually. the first was that i like that deanna yelled at her mom again, although this time i know better than to expect it to stick. the second was that i LOOOOVED deanna and riker's little date outfits. extremely charming. and finally i loved when lwaxana handed riker that horrible looking vegetable and he ate it with only mild reluctance. king is literally down to clown.

the rest of this ep was garbage. i know we didn't actually see any sex happen but i feel like they implied pretty heavily that the ferengi fucked her, possibly even multiple times. and like it's funny! ha ha ha look at the crazy situations this eccentric lady gets into! ha ha ha look at her and deanna having to run around naked!

somehow, this was the worst lwaxana episode yet. idk why i actually expected them to do a little better in s3. like, if i was gene roddenberry and they did this to my WIFE on MY SHOW. but you can put even odds on it being his idea or him getting off to it. his horrible little fetish fuel.

cherry on top was lwaxana's self-sacrifice at the end where she stays behind to let deanna escape sex slavery or whatever. which one felt like a classic narcissist parent thing and two wasn't even real - it was an excuse for picard to do badly-acted poetry on the bridge to pretend to be her jealous lover to get them to let her go. and then after all that she goes right back to sexually harassing HIM. because it's funny! ha ha ha!

anyway, it's a shame they had wes's little arc as the b plot of this episode because it was fine and feels important continuity wise, and yet every list on earth will rightfully suggest this episode get skipped because it fucking sucks.

tonight, the last two episodes of season 3 - "transfigurations" and "best of both worlds part i." i already know picard gets BORGED in the finale because i've known that since i was a baby and i am WAITING!!! they fucjing blue balled me in the first borg ep and i am MORE than ready for some brainwashed cyborg action. palette cleanser after lwaxana troi episodes.