#* ugh the dumbass is talking again ›› ooc.

[lovelyo]

Season 3 part 2 will be Ass. Let me Tell You Why.

Cause in the end, Penelope, Lady Whistledown, the one who has left devastation in people’s lives will get all what she wants. The man that she wants, the attention that she wants, the family she always wanted to be(so envious of them she talked shit about them ), will get her best friend back, might have the heir for that dumbass Featherington plot line, might get the Queen’s pardon and above all else, will most likely not give up LW cause they made LW such an integral part of the show.(so in that case, she’ll be even more filthy rich)

And if we go by leaked spoilers, it is said that Colin will be mad at Penelope for like 1 episode until Kanthony talks some “sense” into him. So that just tells me Kanthony will be OOC because there’s no damn way Anthony would let that beast comment about his wife slide.

There are no stakes when it comes to this season cause we all know how it’s finna go down. If Penelope gets any type of consequences, then her very undeserved HEA is doomed so everything is going to have to go her way for the already idiotic plot to make some form of sense. It’s like the love triangle in part 1, what the hell was the point of Lord Debling when everyone and their ancestors knew Colin and Penelope were end game? So we can see Colin’s cringe angst? If we already know the answer to the love triangle, there’s no point. The “find you a husband” plot line was stupid as shit anyway, but it’s whatever now.

Ugh, then we have to sit through more awkward love scenes between asshat 1 and 2

Eloise threatening Penelope with her LW identity is going to amount to nothing cause we know Penelope isn’t gonna receive any comeuppance. Matter of fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if they made Eloise apologize to Penelope for…🤷🏾‍♂️🤷(let’s apologize to the toxic friend for not dealing with their toxicity)

For Penelope to have a happy ending, she has to get away scot free and that’s what boils my blood. I hate in media and literature when a character goes around, creates chaos and receives nothing for it or just a slap on a wrist. I’ve noticed an increase in it lately too. Also, I’m tired of writers not severing their bias from their writing. I’ve been encountering many series lately where the writer(s) have favoritism towards a specific character and gives them the easy route, bends the world for them and pull punches just because they like them so much. It’s really aggravating cause you see everyone else getting put through the wringer and then you see the favored character walking through Candyland. It hurts the story, the character, and frankly makes you hate the character.

Everyone around Penelope is gonna act brain dead in order for Penelope to get what she wants and I’m not here for it. Even the general audience ain’t for it. The only people cheering this madness are the asylum patients called Polin fans with delusions that Penelope deserves the world.

I’m not even looking forward to Francesca and John’s story cause of the Poolin fecal matter I’ll have to swim through to get there. At this point, I’m might just watch spoilers of part 2 cause it’s not worth it.

P.S. Watch Cressida get the short end of the stick cause she’s the “bully” of the show and Penelope is the “victim”. Watch them break Creloise because of the “I don’t want you hanging around Eloise” subplot which will ultimately fuel Eloise and Penelope becoming friends again. Also, Penelope and Cressida competed for Lord Debling just for Penelope to go “sike” and marry Colin so she wasted Debling’s time and made Cressida feel like shit because she wasn’t chosen. P.S.S- Polins are huge ass hypocrites cause they ragged on Eloise being privileged and having “everything” but are silent about Penelope being privileged. By the end of this season, Penelope will basically have everything, even more so than Eloise, but sure, Penelope is definitely not privileged 😑. Penelope is privileged inside the world and outside by production, why are we denying this?

[kyannae]

valentines，↷ mikage reo.

summary: both parties are completely oblivious about their love for each other. when reo rants about hating valentines, y/n decides to back off…or did they? (gn!reader)

category: fluff, maybe a sprinkle of angst w reo’s rant???

warnings: gn!reader, oblivious ppl, ooc characters? reo ranting, idk what else i don’t think there anything more

a/n: HELLPPO i love blue lock sm, but its my first time so sorry if they’re ooc! hope you guys enjoy HAHA, a lil valentines day month special

reo never liked valentines day. was it the constant pestering of students to accept their gifts and for him to be their valentines? was it the knowledge that they were just after his money and fame?

every time during valentines day, he would either reject or throw away gifts offered to him by others. he didn’t want his partner to just use him for their own benefit, after all.

“ahh…really? they stuffed gifts in your locker again?” you chuckled, eating some of your food as you listened to reo rant.

yes, today was the fated valentines day. the both of you, and nagi, escaped to the rooftop to avoid the students swarming towards reo to ask him to be their valentines.

nagi was beside you all, mindlessly playing his games.

“yes, and i hate it.” reo grit his teeth, while your eyes widened. “h-huh…why?” you asked, giving him a small smile of comfort.

“because i know that they’re all using me for my money, or my fame.” he clenched and unclenched his fist, looking up at the sky. “i want someone to see me for who i am.” he looked directly in your eyes, maintaning eye contact till nagi spoke.

“ugh, what a pain. you dumbass, y/n literally-“ clasping a hand over nagi’s mouth before he could talk any further, you gave reo another smile. “ah, i see. must be pretty bad for you, huh?”

reo nodded his head, and your grip on the box of chocolates hidden behind you tightened.

soon enough, the day came to an end. sighing and running a hand through his hair, reo sighed once again in disappointment. taking out the expensive box of chocolates which he meant to give to you but chickened out, he smiled sadly at the unopened brand new box.

he wanted you to be his valentines, because he could tell that when he offered for you to be friends with him, you didn’t want his money, nor his fame. you liked his personality, his jokes, playing soccer together with him and nagi- even though you sucked ass.

but, guess lady luck wasn’t on his side this time.

reo rummaged through his bag, but then stopped at the sight of a box of chocolates. taking it out, he raised a brow- recalling he either threw or refused all goods offered to him.

but that was when he read the post-it note pasted on the box.

‘hi, it’s me mario y/n. wanted to give this to you during recess, but after i heard what you said, i changed my mind. so i snuck it into your bag! hopefully you didn’t throw them away, they’re homemade bro, even asked my mom for help 😭‘

blinking his eyes in surprise, he continued reading.

‘i like you. not your money, not your fame, but you. you, mikage reo. your laugh, your personality, your smile. if you reject this, it’s ok! let’s just remain as friends, then.’

why would he ever reject this?

‘will you be my valentines, mikage reo?’

grabbing his own box of expensive chocolates, he quickly ran out of his house and got onto his bike- ignoring his butlers and maids yells of “young sire, wait!”. riding off into the direction of your home with a grin on his face and his box of chocolates in hand,

he was going to make you his.

© kyannae

[nan0ka]

𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄⁶

summary. jealousy must be one of the most ugly feelings ever. but now you got closer, you guess.

content. highschool au, fluff, slowburn, childhood friends to lovers, umemiya may seem ooc, little angst.

wordcount. ~2.17k.

❨📁❩ ← previous. ❨🗂️❩ → masterlist. ❨📁❩ → next.

　YOU groaned as you finally opened your eyes, getting waked up by your alarm. How does it even get louder and louder everyday? Slowly, but surely you sat up and rubbed your eyes groggily. "Ugh... I feel disgusted." you muttered, feeling sticky sweat all over your body while looking forward to the wall. "Oh yeah. I was sick yesterday." you yawned while stretching yourself to feel more comfortable.

"Good morning!"

Suddenly the door was slammed open which lead to, you flinching shocked. "Huh?!" you turned your head to the side surprised, seeing a tall male with wet hair. "Wait... What are you—" you paused and tried to process what happend. Your cheeks heated up slightly. "...Gosh." you could only close your eyes and fall back to bed with your hands covering your blushing face. "No... This can't be real."

How you hated to sound like a virgin. But it's fine, because you are one. Right?

"[name]! Your bed hair looks so cute! I should sleep over here more often, don't you think so? Oh my— We could literally watch disney at midnight and make popcorn." his lips turned to his usual sunny grin. "Oh and then we—"

"Shut up." you sighed, rolling out of bed. "It's morning. Let me take a break."

With that, you stood up and walked past him, not without red ears. But still. You can't stand it to hear someone ramble first thing in the morning. And definitely not after you realized what happened yesterday. Why did your dumbass allow him to sleep beside you? In the same bed. With cuddles. You could literally beat up your past you. Your one-day-past you. What were you thinking.

But maybe you just couldn't think straight yesterday because of the fever and all. You probably were high. Yeah. You were high. That's why you let him do his silly things. Must be it. "Stupid sick me." you coughed a bit and entered the bathroom, closing the door behind you. "Who do I even have school today." you groaned and shut your eyes.

You want to cry.

─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─

　"Your hair looks flowery gorgeous." he showered you with compliment. "You smell nice! Wah, i'm so jealous. I wish I looked as pretty as you."

Since when was he so open? You stared at him with a deadpann before sighing out. This is going to be a hell of a walk. You couldn't wish more for a talkative, beaming companion to walk you to school in the morning. "You smell the same, Hajime. You used the same shampoo and shower gel." you knitted your eyebrows in annoyance as soon as he came closer to you.

"But it's different!" he whined, because you pushed him slightly away. "Really. You still smell pretty. How can people even smell pretty? You make the impossible possible, don't you?"

"Stop talking." you muttered, red ears not visible.

The rest of the walk was rather quiet. Yeah no, the silence got interrupted by Umemiya again. "You think I look better with slicked-back hair or like this?" oh right. He didn't have his usual hairstyle. Instead of slicked-back they were loose. Your eyes went up to him as you observed his face while he was waiting with a smile. He always wore a smile. You wonder if his cheeks hurt?

"Hmm." you only hummed.

"What do you mean by that?" he asked, the gleam of curiosity in his eyes grew stronger.

"I like both hairstyles." you really did. It didn't matter if he changed his hairstyle again. He always looked good, no matter what.

"[lastname]-san!" a new voice rang in your ears.

You didn't waste a moment before turning to the voice. "Oh. Kuruhaya-kun." you stopped in your tracks, a little surprised. Your classmate came closer with a smile full of energy. "What a surprise." you said with a blank face. "How are you?" it wasn't a friendly 'hey, how are you doing?' it was rather the polite 'how's life going' question.

"Everything is going well! I heard you were sick yesterday. How are you right now? Feeling any pain?" he smiles and walked beside you, seemingly to ignore the presence next to you.

"Mhm, I just had fever." you held your answers short.

"That's good to hear. But don't you live alone? Who took care of you?"

Before you could answer, Umemiya smiled and joined the conversation. "I did! I'm Umemiya Hajime by the way, [name]'s childhood friend. May I ask who you are?" he introduced himself with the biggest smile. You're sure they'll understand each other, they literally give off the same energy and vibe. And Umemiya is always kind. Depends if you hurt anyone dear to him.

"Kuzuhaya Rikio, [name]'s classmate. I heard about you. Aren't you some big guy around the town?"

"You're right. But don't worry, I'll protect [name], no matter what."

The next silence was unbearable. You just looked at your feet while walking in between them. It feels a little weird. The tension they had was weird. You thought they would understand each other, but seems like they have other plans. You sighed out tiredly. This is going to be a long day. What did you so to deserve this. The mental breakdown doesn't help. At all. You want to stay at home.

"We arrived." Umemiya whispered. "Bye bye, stay safe. Don't skip class, yeah?"

"Oh [lastname]-san never skips classes." Kuzuhaya chuckled. "She's the rather quiet kid.

"I was just kidding. I know she wouldn't. Even though she hates school." Umemiya laughed it off.

"Bye. You don't need to pick me up today. I'm sure your... classmates and everyone else miss you."

"We'll see." he smiles.

Kuzuhaya doesn't like the smile.

─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─

　"Hey." Kuzuhaya whispered, to which you only respond with a hum. "I heard you both are dating. Is that true?"

You stopped in your tracks.

"What? We're not. Where did you get that from." you narrowed your eyes slightly. Are you surrounded by stalkers or what?

"Classmates."

"Yeah, but worry not I guess." you relaxed a bit and shrugged your shoulders, returning to doodling in your notebook. It's nice to have company at school. But it's weird. Kuzuhaya and you never really had a conversation before. Now here he is, sitting next to you during lunch break. Even his friends gave him weird looks. You feel a bit sorry for him if you're being honest.

"You want to be friends, or why are you hanging around me?"

"Oh I thought we already were."

You stared at him with a deadpann.

─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─

　"Psst."

"Hmm?" you turned your head to the side, still listening to the stuff your teacher was talking about.

"Wanna go out after school?"

You froze before looking to the teacher again, acting like you weren't fazed by him. What's wrong with him today? Since when did he start bugging you. You shook your head. "No, thank you. I need to take care of my plants." you rejected him which made him pout. "Sorry." you apologized briefly, but you didn't even care to feel apologetic. "What about your friends? You can hang out with them."

"Nah, they're no fun. They're idiots, fooling woman or playing with others heart." you just are going to assume he has no friends. "What's your opinion about Umemiya-san?"

"Good friend..." you trailed off. "I guess."

"You think I can be like that?"

You turned to him, staring at him while sighing. "If you try hard enough. But I don't think so. Hajime and I are friends since childhood." and he's the only one who can make you comfortable like nobody else can. What does Kuzuhaya even want from you? "Why you asking? Your question are a bit off, you know?" this guy really is weird. "You interested in something or what?"

"Just asking." he hummed.

You only know him for one day. Why is he asking such personal questions.

─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─

As soon as the bell rang, you immediately stood up and packed up your things, not caring if your teacher wasn't done with his talk. Everyone stood up, so why shouldn't you? You don't want to stay in this suffocating, school air. And you didn't want to be stuck with those people in your school. "Hey, [lastname]. Can I go with you today?" Kuzuhaya smiled and followed after you.

"No." you answered in a cold tome. He reminds you of Umemiya. Just a copy.

"But why not?" he whined.

"I like being alone." you got your shoes out of the locker. "Leave me alone. Please."

Maybe he just doesn't understand what you meant. Because he's still following you. Every step. "Kuzuhaya-san. Please stop following me. It's creepy. Even if we're friends, we know each other for like— one day." you stopped to turn back to him with knitted eyebrows. "It's annoying, you know?" with that, you folded your arms and narrowed your eyes a little. "It's also making me uncomfortable."

"Woops, sorry." he chuckled.

"Not accepted. Just leave me alone."

"No, I don't wanna."

Is he a kid or something? He raised his hand and just before it touches you in any way, someone grabs his wrist. Another hand was placed on top of your shoulder. "Please. She said she feels uncomfortable. If a lady doesn't want it, then don't force yourself on her." your eyes widened in surprise as you looked back. Ah. Umemiya Hajime smiled at Kuzuhaya Rikio.

The only thing that you noticed were how empty his precious blue eyes are right now. The usual glimmer wasn't visible and smile wasn't genuine at all. Now that's what you call rare. "Oh, I just wanted to place my hand on her shoulder. How would you know if this makes her uncomfortable? What is she? Your property or what?" Kuzuhaya tilted his head slightly to the side.

"No, of course not. You misunderstood me." Umemiya chuckled. "Women are no toys. They're no one's property. But in this case, I just know [name] better than you. She doesn't look comfortable at all around you, you know?"

"Right." Kuzuhaya frees himself from Umemiya's grasp. "Mister know it all is speaking. Bla bla bla."

"Please. I'm still being polite." the smile didn't falter.

"Uh huh—"

"Kuzuhaya-san. Now you're just being plain rude." you took Umemiya's hand and turned your back to him. "Please leave me, yeah? You're annoying me. No wonder why you have no friends."

"Hah, [lastname]-chan!"

You sighed as you began to speed up your pace while leading Umemiya, leaving your classmate frozen on spot. "Didn't I say, you don't need to pick me up?" you whispered and left the school grounds with him. "I could have sorted it out myself. I noticed you seemed off today because of him. That's why I thought it would be better if you didn't pick me up."

"..."

He didn't anwer. You halted in your steps, then turning to him swiftly. Umemiya blankly stared at the ground, not even a sound left his lips. "Are you listening?" you asked, your one hand laid on your hip. This question seemed to get him out of the thoughts as he finally looked you into the eyes while blinking. You still waited for an answer.

But suddenly he grabbed your wrist and pulled you in for a hug, his arms wrapping around your torso as he buried his face in your neck. "W-What's wrong?" you stuttered, surprised by his sudden actions. But he only took a breath, taking in your familiar, sweet scent, feeling your warmth in his arms. He doesn't need eyes to know you're here. He couldn't be happier.

"The moment we were apart today was the moment I began to pray. Pray to god that he won't take you from me." he whispered.

"You're... You're exaggerating." you're a bit speechless, knowing that he wouldn't lie if it's about god and praying. He would never lie about that. But praying to god because you were at school with some other dude?

"Am I now?" he chuckled with a light smile. "He just gave me bad vibes."

"Yeah, right." you sighed out. "He did... Thank you for picking me up, I guess."

"No need to thank me. It's my job."

"Your job?" now you let out a light chuckle. "Your job to protect me, right..."

"Uh huh."

"Now. Let go."

"Please let me hug you longer. Those hours without you were suffocating."

How many times did you sigh today? Now add another one. You closed your eyes and leaned against him. Your arms find themselves around him. His body warmth was the only one you loved. You hummed as his hand gently caressed the back of your head, following your hair to the tip of it. His scent engulfed your nose. It was your shampoo. But it smelled different from you. A lot better.

"Know what I noticed?"

"Hmm?"

"I never craved attention, until I tasted of yours."

- NAN0KA [ july 1st, 2024 ]

this is far too rushed. WORST CHAPTER SO FAR. BYE. dunno, it's getting difficult to write anything. but new chap? yay???

[soldaedo-blog]

oh shoot i wanna make a marvel

[andkeller-blog]

me:  makes 12 different blogs me, two days later:  what if i just made an multi muse??

[heweak-blog]

oops i did it again.

[lotti-lyric]

spring fling!! 🌸🦋✨ -

bakugou katsuki x gn!reader

summary: the big UA formal is approaching soon and katsuki v clumsily attempts to ask his crush, y/n

warnings: cavity inducing fluff, swearing, bakugou a little ooc, allergy mention, and kissing

bakugou hated spring.

hey! it wasn’t his fault!

it’s not hot enough to help his quirk but not cold enough for his winter costume

he has pollen allergies and it slows him down in battle

and the dumb flowers, ugh ignoring the pollen, talk about a marketing scheme

now there’s some shitty fucking dance he’s expected to go to? just to stand around a sweaty banquet hall with mediocre punch and loud ass 2010s music?

that’s a huge no for him. no hesitation.

well. maybe some hesitation.

sure he hated spring, pollen, people cheering for no fucking reason, trashy punch

but he didn’t hate y/n

kirishima thought bakugou had his mind made up

“Hey dude! You planning on asking anyone to the dance??”

“Hah! Fat fuckin chance, shitty hair.”

but y/n looked at him with those eyes

those god damn puppy eyes

“Bakugou!! Are you going to the dance?”

“…”

“Bakugou?”

He mumbled out a reply from behind a hand now placed over his face,

“I don’t fuckin know.. might or might not whatever.. doesn’t fuckin matter.”

he HAD to go to this dance with you, he wanted it so fucking bad

“Shitty hair, I got a fuckin question.”

“Alright, go for it man!”

“So hypothetically, FUCKIN HYPOTHETICALLY, when like a guy wants to ask someone to a dance, which is stupid and dumb so I’d never do that— how would he do it? Not me obviously just for a fuckin uh… friend.”

“… A friend?”

“Yes, a fuckin friend, is that so hard to believe, bitch?”

“Nah man, just wondered! But alright, if I was your friend, I’d buy them flowers! Who doesn’t like flowers?”

“… ‘k whatever.”

and with that, bakugou yanked his falling pants up and stormed off as always (a/n: king wear a belt-)

who doesn’t like flowers? bakugou, that’s who. and hell, he didn’t even know if y/n liked them either. but, it’s better than nothing

so friday rolls around and aizawa gives the class a 10 minute break after finishing notes early

there’s a buzz in the class, familiar chatter, dance planning, gossip, nothing too out of the ordinary

when bakugou approaches your desk you were standing near, his nose is twitchy and red

“Oi, y/n.”

you look around, confused asf

“Yeah, I’m talking to you dumbass.”

“Ok well uh, you just gonna stand there orrrr??”

he rolls his eyes and unceremoniously lifts up a subtle bouquet that had been resting in his hands moments before

lavender and babies breath with a few lily of the valley

you hadn’t noticed, there were more important things to worry about-

he sniffled once, averting his eyes, practically glaring holes into the wall

“Shit- just fucking take them, my eyes burn like all hell.”

taking the flowers from his hands with a small movement, he studies you carefully before pinching the bridge of his nose

he can’t take it, those god damn eyes again

“Listen- shit, fuck..- just.. y/n, be my date for the dance.”

well y/n? what will it be??

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ♫ ⋅.} ───── ⊰

charlotte’s interlude 💗: hi!! so sorry about the lack of an ending! i didn’t want to force anyone in a specific story direction! if anyone wants a specific ending or line of dialouge in response, i can write multiple endings!! if y’all like it ended like this, that’s good too!! as always, feel free to reach out and take care loves! 🎶

[rozcdust]

Waste it on me

Pairing: Takeomi Akashi x f!reader

Genre: Crack, SMAU

Word count: 700ish and pretty pictures

Warnings: Canon divergent, profanity, ooc, sugar daddy/ sugar baby relationship, age gap (both are consenting adults), suggestive, breaking and entering, reader is a petty bitch, everyone is what the french call a fucking idiot

pt. 1 | previous | pt. 28 C | next | playlist| backstory | angst route

To say Taiju was thrilled when you shot him a text, requesting him to go shopping with you, would be an understatement.

He was absolutely delighted.

You rarely ever spent time with him lately, always busy and caught up in your own life, but he still appreciated those days you chose to spend with him, even if it is to irritate him as a reminder why he has to practice breathing exercises and go to anger management classes.

Or try to convince him Jesus was reincarnated in the form of Lenin with a 38 slideshow PowerPoint.

“Tai, over here, dumbass!” You yelled from a swing set in front of the mall, alerting him to your presence.

He would have scowled at your childish antics if he were younger, but he has long since grown used to your bullshit, so he merely walked over with his usual resting bitch face.

“Okay, so,” You started, hopping off the swing set, dusting yourself off, “I need your help.”

Taiju raised a sceptical eyebrow.

“So Valentine’s is coming up and-“

Taiju tuned you out, and made a quick mental note to pray for your already damned soul.

“And I really don’t know, so can you help?”

“Sorry, what?”

“Were you thinking about sky papi again?”

“Don’t call him that, I beg of you.”

“Keep begging and I’ll think about it.”

“I won’t pay your tuition anymore.”

“Now hold up-“

“What is she doing?” Senju muttered, her hair under a cap with sunglasses and a fake mustache covering her face as he stares at you from the store opposite the jewelry shop, hiding in between clothing racks.

“Cheating.” Sanzu muttered next to her, hiding his totally unnoticeable hair underneath a wig, hiding his face and scars with a surgical mask.

“You two are insane.” Kakucho mumbled, who has a bucket hat and unibrow forcefully drawn on his face.

The three of them were absolutely the most suspicious people in the damn store.

“I don’t like the way she is dragging that guy around.” Sanzu narrowed his eyes, peeking above the clothing rack to see better.

You dragged Taiju away, out of their sight, and Senju quickly put away the dress she pretended to look at, gesticulating at Sanzu they have to move***.

Sanzu nodded, and on cue, pulled Kakucho along.

Kakucho merely sighed.

He really didn’t think you were cheating, Takeomi and you weren’t even fucking dating, and Kakucho was damn well aware how disgustingly in love with Takeomi you were, he saw it every time he was forced to witness your overly affectionate actions towards the older man at meetings.

And the fact you called Kakucho a minimum of 3 times a week to just talk about ‘Takeomi this, Takeomi that’.

While his own love life was suffering.

Ugh.

“They’re entering a jewelry store.” Senju noted, quickly turning to Sanzu and Kakucho, “Let’s split up so we cover more ground. Sanzu, go in this store, I’ll go in this one, and Kakucho, sit on a bench and pretend to be on your phone.”

Kakucho would have said no, but something told him that was in fact, not a damn option.

The 9th circle of hell had nothing on his life.

“Do you think your partner would prefer a watch or a bracelet? Maybe a necklace? Or a ring? The jeweler suggested, showing you multiple pieces of way too shiny rocks and metal that probably cost half a year of your rent.

Luckily, you saved up quite a bit of money Takeomi gave you, and sold some things he bought you that you determined to be not your style, plus put aside the money Taiju paid you for your work with his restaurant, so you could afford it.

Probably.

Hopefully.

You helplessly looked up at Taiju, trying to ask him for advice, but he merely shrugged, shaking his head.

Useless, I tell you.

Useless.

You smile a tight-lipped smile at the jeweler.

“Sorry, may I take a second to ask my partner’s sister?”

The jeweler smiled politely.

“Naturally, ma’am.”

You needed the gift to be perfect.

After a couple of lengthy conversations with Mitsuya and Hakkai, you decided to finally grow some balls and ask Takeomi out, for real, for a real cutesy cheesy date.

What’s the worst that can happen?

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Louder (Dream x Female! Reader)

Warning: Slight degradation, ooc because plot, suggestive, college au, both are streamers but try to hide it, use of real names

Of course he had to be your partner, because what else would the universe have for entertainment? It obviously needs some drama, as it constantly stirs up the stewing and brewing tension between you and Dream. "Hey, could you pay attention at least a little? I know you don't like me, but I won't let your attitude get in the way of my GPA." ah yes, what's that phrase again? Speak of the devil and he'll appear? It's definitely true, though it seems my thoughts are enough to bring the torturous breaths of the man in front of me. I let out a small sigh before sitting down on the stool in the lab area of our classroom. "Well, let's get on with it then." I paused for a small second and then quickly turned my head towards the male. "Wait, I do not have an attitude. I simply reciprocate the energy I receive. It's not my fault you've got such horrible vibes that it appears as my own." Dream scoffed as he huffed into his seat next to me. Compared to me as well as the desk, he looked like a grown man playing with a child and her toys. This led to me pondering what kind of father he would be to children.

"Hey, I told you to pay attention. God....I can't deal with this right now.." I just shrugged and got my computer out of its bag. The bag was filled with my streaming logo and was very obviously merch. I heard a quiet chuckle from beside me and immediately followed the source. "What's so funny, pretty boy? You act like you don't constantly tote around every single item of Dream merch." This caused the blond to scoff and instantly put a damper on his mood, evident from his lack of a smile. Seeing the decrease in energy, mine was increased, almost like I drained his own. Filled with an odd giddiness, I pull up Microsoft Word to begin typing our project outline. "Alright so I'm gonna get this doc set up for our outline so we can put our info and stuff into it. I'll go ahead and send it to-" A ding from my computer was heard as I saw a notification pop up in the lower right hand corner. 'Clay Johnson has sent you an email. (1 file attachment)' I look at the blond beside me and grunt. "I was in the middle of talking and creating a professional work space. You probably put it together in seconds just so you could have ownership of the doc." I open the email with the subject being, 'Get better sweetheart <;3' and click on the attachment. "Sweetheart? Really? That's the best you've got Clay?" My snarky attitude is cut short and replaced with shock when the document loads, revealing a beautiful presentation on Microsoft Word. "When did you-how-" "You and the professor talk a lot, and I'm excellent with my fingers." He chuckled to himself as my cheeks flushed and progressed along with my annoyed groan. "Come on, your dumbass can code a better response than that." Dream began his stereotypical wheeze and cackle combo, stopping abruptly by my palm over his lips. "Dear God, shut the hell up Clay. We're getting stares from the professor and as you said, you won't let my attitude ruin your GPA. Therefore, shut the fuck up." He continued to chuckle from behind my hand, his breaths hitting and tickling me. 

     I let out a frustrated whine as my friend's laughter could be heard from my headset. "He isn't that bad, I think you're just irritable." As my other friends agreed, I cut them off. "Oh, Karl hangs around rich men and suddenly starts saying big words." This left two of the men in the call cackling as Karl sulked. "You're being mean for no reason, I think James and Robert are rubbing off on you." I sighed and rubbed my temples as I heard my email notification pop up again. 'Clay Johnson has sent you an email.' "Ugh, speak of the devil, and he shall appear I guess. Why does the universe just enjoy torturing me?" After hearing this, the three boys perked up and began talking over one another. "Ooh tell us what your boyfriend said!" "Let us hear come oooon." "Guys stop he's not her boyfriend, he's her soulmate." A soft grunt of annoyance could be heard from me as I opened the email. 

'Hey Ms. Brat, 

we've gotta get that work started and we don't have time to work on it in class until Friday. Here's my number. Call whenever you're done having an orgy with the football team. ;p

                                                                                                                              From Your Favorite Genius,

                                                                                                                                                            Clay Johnson'

"Sounds like he's got either a massive one on him, or he's compensating." The call erupted into hysterics full of cackles, giggles, and hitched breaths trying to breathe. "I'm gonna say it's probably the latter, Rob." The three gave each other a look before all leaving the call. "What the hell? They all just left. Oh well, guess I should go ahead and call this asshole. No reason to let my grades suffer over an egotistical dick."

[isagisyoichi]

how do u think the boy would be in a party😈😈

NEW RULES!

SYNOPSIS: blue lock at a party

CHARACTERS INCLUDED: isagi, bachira, nagi, reo, rin, chigiri, naruhaya, niko, nanase, gagamaru, kunigami

WARNINGS: mentions of underage drinking and weed (but no one actually takes anything), swearing, mentions of throwing up and food, again pretend they're all friends and go to the same school because it's more fun to think that way. ooc rin maybe? idk i like pretending he's not as miserable as the manga makes him out to be 🤗 he deserves to have fun i think

A/N: no cause this was soooo fun to write tysm anon, i got through this in a flash cause i loved this suggestion sm :') literally one of the most fun requests i've ever gotten eeee!!!!! also this made me miss my irls bye corona can suck my balls fr

ISAGI YOICHI:

i feel like this would be his first big party aw lol, so he’s kind of nervous LMAO.

gets handed a beer by someone, has his first sip of it ever, and immediately spits it out. mutters “how the hell can anyone drink this?” and “discreetly” pours the rest into a bush.

mainly stays with nagi, chigiri, kunigami, and bachira and they just talk throughout the night

(bachira only sits down and talks after his energy dies down. i'll elaborate on this below the cut).

keeps asking nagi “what song is this?” throughout the night LOL. makes a mental note of what songs to add to his playlists.

slightly nods his head to the music, aw cute. goes a little harder and lip syncs/raps along when he really likes the song, though (i stand by my word when i said he loves “neon guts”)

does accidentally bump into someone, but isagi starts a convo with them after he apologizes, and they hit it off right away 🥰

but, the person left early and isagi, ever the dummy, forgets to ask for their number.

and he's actually so disappointed in himself when he realizes, too 😭

BACHIRA MEGURU:

not drunk or anything at all, but boy, the way he’s acting makes it seem like he is.

the self proclaimed “life of the party.”

can be found “dancing,” though i use that word generously because to classify whatever he’s doing as “dancing,” is a stretch, to every song, even if he doesn’t know the words LOL

really likes when throwbacks come on!!!! he does dance to the lyrics and not the beat sometimes, though 😭

but, bachira looks like he’s having so much fun, it’s so cute, he’s definitely been waiting for this moment his whole life 🥰

if you were dancing with him, bachira would 100% take you by the hand and spin you around

also forces gets isagi to dance with him but isagi’s so awkward 😭

bachira also ends up jumping in the pool sometime later that night. yells “cannonball!” and everything, like, okay michael phelps 😭

he doesn’t have extra clothes so reo has to give him some and they're so fucking big on him LOLLL

texts the groupchat “i was sooo crazy last night😂” in the morning LMAOO, okay babe calm down

KUNIGAMI RENSUKE:

takes it upon himself to make sure none of his friends die LOL

only drinks water and diet coke 👍

his mom calls in the middle of the party to ask how he's doing and bachira and nagi are doing stupid shit like yelling “pass the weed” and fake moaning 😭

isagi and chigiri tell him to tell her they say hi LOL

really likes when the dj puts on 90s/2000's r&b/hiphop songs (i'll die by my hc that kunigami's an oldies fan)

mostly sways side to side to the music, but he did also dance a little, per request of bachira, and ended up talking to a cute person a for little, too 🤗

offers to help clean up in the morning

CHIGIRI HYOUMA:

at least two drunk girls have mistaken him for their friend, and another four have asked to touch his hair.

tried to use one of reo’s many bathrooms, found a couple making out, outwardly said “gross,” and then left to find another one 😭

nods his head and taps his foot to the music, not much of a dancer.

also a people-watcher, and he points out things he sees are happening to his friends.

“guys, i think misa and her boyfriend are breaking up, look.” leave that poor girl alone bro 😭

finds himself laughing a lot that night because damn! his friends are funny, whether they try to be or not.

not really a party person, but chigiri actually had a lot of fun 🥰

NARUHAYA ASAHI:

also on the dancefloor! doesn’t really dance, per say, but he jumps up and down and does the fist pump thing 😭 he has the spirit, let's give him that.

drank a lot of soda, so he’s filled with energy. also pees in at least three of reo's bathrooms.

talks to his friends, but also makes new ones! also i feel like he takes a lot of pictures LOL. he needs the finsta content 😭

plays truth or dare, or something like that. ends up having to do some stupid shit like smack raichi’s ass and run away, but naruhaya did make out with the girl next to him, so fair trade, he thinks.

also ends up in the pool, but he’s playing chicken with gagamaru and some other people. does not win a single round, but he had fun 😇

leaves with like four plates of food and one of reo’s decorative towels for some reason???

GAGAMARU GIN:

goes through a bunch of reo's shit 😭 he's not taking anything, but he's just curious LOL

strikes up very, random conversations with a bunch of people out of nowhere, good for him!

weirdly good at darts, very good aim.

although one round, naruhaya accidentally distracted gagamaru and one of darts ended up in reo's wall 💔

“it's fine, he has the money to fix it,” naruhaya shrugs as he walks away from reo's now punctured, wall. so true bestie!

gagamaru somehow ends up giving some drunk stranger some “life-changing” advice. (whether it's good or not is debatable)

they thank gagamaru for changing their life and he never sees them again

NAGI SEISHIRO:

irritates the fuck out the dj because nagi keeps asking him to play one specific song over and over again.

it was good the first time, don't wear it out for the rest of us bae 😭

doesn't really dance, just nods his head, maybe raps along a little, too

when he talks to the girls that come up to him, nagi says stuff like “yeah, the host and i go way back, we’re best friends.”

“way back,” my ass, but whatever nagi 🤨

knocks out in one of reo’s guest rooms. someone finds him when they’re trying to look for the bathroom and they draw a mustache and a bunch of other stupid shit on him 😭

tries to leave before reo makes him help clean up in the morning. does not work 👍

dumbass also ended up losing his phone (reo bought him a new one so nagi doesn't really care)

RAICHI JINGO:

gasses himself up sooo much when he’s trying to hit on girls.

“yeah, i'm about to go D1 after high school, just wait on it,” yeah, okay raichi 🙄

also tries to show them his highlights, bye. babe, i mean this in the nicest possible way but, i do not care, can we just kiss 🙏

i feel like he’s one of those boys who likes to take his shirt off for no reason, so raichi most definitely ends up shirtless at some point of the night 😭

takes pictures with reo’s fancy cars in his garage to flex 💀 gets annoyed when reo says raichi can’t drive them. raichi doesn't even have his license 😑

plays pool and is actually not that bad. does almost accidentally blind isagi with his cue, though.

IMAMURA YUUDAI:

he's with some girls but, he’s a dummy and he didn’t know his other hoes would be there, so imamura had quite a few drinks spilled on him here and there.

still somehow leaves with like three new girls snaps, four numbers, and a bunch of lipstick stains. not even gonna lie, i respect his game.

actually a really good dancer, and he knows he looks good, too. knows the words to every drake song that comes on, argue with your mom.

lip-syncs the words to you when you dance together and it makes you more flustered than you would think 🙄

the type to pull you close and wraps his arms around your waist or around your neck

actually really fun to talk to. always in the loop with drama and stuff, so he's always got some interesting conversation topics. and he's funny 😭

MIKAGE REO:

obviously, the party’s at his house. what’s the point of having a rich teammate if you can’t exploit them for their possessions?

jokes, but reo did offer to throw it at his mansion house in the first place.

actually really likes throwing parties lmao, so he jumped at the opportunity.

posted on his snap, “party at my place su for address‼️” LOL

natural charm + raised with good manners = reo being an amazing host

but, reo does have a little group of girls following him around the entire night 👎

and it irritates the hell out of whoever reo’s trying to talk to because they’re all up on him, making it hard for reo to pay attention 😑

also doesn’t help that he entertains them and flirts back and dances with a couple of them, too

and looks good when he dances, too UGH!!!! he's the type to run his hands up and down your body while he dances with you 😣

i hate this man 👎 /j

ITOSHI RIN:

practicing. he didn’t come. sike! rin has a social life, too, come on now, y'all 🙄

talked a big game about how he wouldn’t show up then he still came anyways, like rin, what 😭??

super good at cup pong and he knows it. he keeps beating ryusei and if you look closely, rin has something reminiscent of a smirk on his face.

a foot-tapper, not a dancer, which sucks because he’s not even bad at dancing, either 👎

a couple of girls come up to rin to flirt, but rin doesn’t give them the time of day. no response or anything just a little side eye 😭

rin just talks to his friends and that’s it, really.

actually internally glad for the chance to kickback and relax for once, tbh.

but, he refuses to admit he had any semblance of fun. (he did, rin’s just a weenie 😒)

NIKO IKKI:

the team forced him to come 😭

niko’s already a homebody and he doesn’t like loud noises or large social scenes, so he wasn’t too jazzed about going somewhere where the both of those things combine.

also he's picky with music so LOL. does like that one remix to the pursuit of happiness, though

he’s a wall-stander, i hate to break it to y’all. just watched everything from a distance and didn't talk to anyone except for isagi and his friends.

bye, if you don’t get off the damn wall and dance (he'd dance with me i'm different 🥰🤗)

keeps opening and closing his phone so he looks busy but that mf is literally just going through the settings app 😭

called his mom to bring him home an hour and a half in 👎

NANASE NIJIROU:

i hate to admit it, but he’s the annoying first year that documents everything on snap bye

he’s just excited to be there but like, there is no reason for his story to be half an hour long.

i'm not watching all of that! sorry that happened to you or good for you 🤗

probably playing games like spin the bottle or seven minutes in heaven. is very proud of himself for kissing four people in one night #bigmoves 🥳

stays with his group of friends and they're sooo loud and rowdy LMAOO. #firstyearthings

you can literally hear them laughing over the music, but they're having fun, so it's fine (at least of those kids hits people when they laugh too)

also dances, too! has super good energy and a natural sense of rhythm surprisingly 🥰 also a good hypeman!!!!! honestly, he's just really fun to be around tbh

overall, has a lot of fun, as you can tell by his story 😇

[kokomis-gf]

❝You Never Knew…❞ -Hanma Shuuji

Warning ———-o Death, Blood, Weapons, Toxic, Angst, Ooc Hanma??, idk anything else

A/N ———-o Hanma brain rot is hurting me at this point

Pairing ———-o Hanma Shuuji X fem!Reader

Here he was once again on the dirt ground beside you reading your favorite book once again with a plate full of taiyaki. “After a while, I gave up trying to guess if the color of your hair means anything” he bit the inside of his cheek.

He let out a deep breath that he always kept inside when you were around him, “because even when you don’t exist, I’m always in love with you…” tears pricked the corner of his eyes.

“When we meet as adults you’re always much more discerning. I don’t blame you. Yet, always, you forgive me” the only thought that revolved inside of his head whilst continuing reading was “please come back to me…I’ll treat you better I promise”

“To chase you across ten, twenty-five, a hundred lifetimes until I find the one where you’ll return to me….”He finishes reading the book, slowly closing it. He looked at your name written onto the gravestone. “I wish I had listen to you…then maybe you would still be with me” he remembers when you clinged into him, asking to leave but he just continues to wave you off.

“Hanma…can we go now” you whined to him. You didn’t know why but you had a really bad feeling about this club you two were in so you continuously asked him to leave unfortunately for you, Hanma’s patience was running low as he harshly glared at you making you flinch ever so slightly. “Just wait for fucks sake” you mumbled out a small apology as you started to scratch at your hands.

“Just…get out of my face” he pushed your body off of his hand as you stumbled onto another mans body, “ah- I’m sorry!” You quickly apologized towards the man. “It’s…it’s fine” he smiled at you, as you noticed his empty drink. “It’s not, let me buy you a drink as compensation” smiling at the man, as you pointed to the drink in his hand. He nodded in agreement, as you bought him the same scotch he had before.

As you and the man kept small talk whilst drinking to both of your hearts content, you seemed to forget your dear boyfriend watching you and forgetting the men in front of him. As he continued to see you smile, he walked up to both of your figures in the bar stools and yanked onto your arm, pulling you out of your seat.

You gasped at the sudden arm pulling onto you before realizing who’s hand it was, “H-Hanma…it hurts.” He didn’t even realize how hard he was grabbing onto you before he said that, he quickly let go. Letting you see a small soft side of his before he quickly became the monster you came to love. “Why do you think you can flirt with men in front of me like a whore” he harshly said as you looked at him in confusion, “what the hell are you talking about? You made me knock into him so I apologized by buying him a drink? And if I even tried to flirt with someone that wasn’t you I wouldn’t try to do it in front of you” firmly saying to his face before noticing something behind him.

As he continued saying degrading words to you but you didn’t make sense of them only seeing the gun pointed towards the two of you, “wait Shuuj-“ you quickly pulled him to the side as the gun shot before the man ran away. You turned to Hanma as you saw his shocked face. “What’s wrong?” You felt a sharp pain as you looked down. He quickly stood up as everyone watched you both, “don’t move dumbass…why did you push me out of the way” he ripped off his tie, pressing it onto your wound as your grip on his arm was losing its strength.

As you started to feel tired you began to close your eyes, making him more and more panic with each second that passes, “hey come on…don’t fall asleep on me” he tried to pull you up but your body felt limp. “ ‘m sorry Shu…” you brought a hand up to his cheek to caress it, he held your small hand to keep it there.

“Ugh…fuck. Just come back to me” he whimpered at your gravestone.“heh and you never knew…how much I really liked you” he remembered when you told him you loved him but he quickly ignored you, “cause I never even told you..” he was going to tell you he loved you before someone tried to shoot him. He knew he could never bring you into this awfully world that he was stuck into so he never once told you how much he truly loved you. “Oh and I meant to…”

His tears fell onto your taiyaki, “oh shit sorry…I’ll come back later this week okay?” He got up from the grass and stared at your name on the stone, Putting the peonies onto the ground and then walking away.

[sometimeswritingsometimesdying]

Boyfriends and Swear Jars

A/N: IT’S 11:40 pm BUT I SWORE I WOULD FINISH THIS AND I DID so applaud me. also no beta. we die like men

pairing: intruality! because i love my boys

warnings: sympathetic remus, roman being kinda a shitty brother but a protective best friend, kissing, implied homophobia, mention of hickeys, but its funny, swearing and kinda sex jokes thanks to Remus. its probably OOC tbh because I’ve never really written Remus so y’all. I tried okay

wc: 1.2 k

summary: Remus really loves Patton, and Patton really loves Remus. Roman somehow got it all wrong.

ao3

Remus Kingsley meant trouble. Everyone knew that.

Most of all, Patton A. Moore. And somehow, that didn’t stop him from admiring the troublemaking classmate.

He was risk-taking, bold, and so, so cool. Not that Patton would ever admit it. Or that he liked his constant swearing and risque’ jokes he so often said.

But there was something, something Patton could not distinguish from the rest of him, that made the Kingsley twin so interesting. Perhaps it was the thrill he got with their little meetings their respective friends would never know about. Hopefully.

That afternoon was indeed one of those meetings, back at Remus’s house. Very big, very fancy, very beautiful house. According to Remus, who was always a very trustworthy source of information, they would have a few hours alone to study, free from, in Remus’s words, “Prince-stuck-up-his-ass looking over our shit.” It had earned Patton a few dollars in the imaginative swear jar, that was really just the back pocket of his pants.

It was quite counterproductive though since Remus would steal them back anyway by kissing him.

Now, they were on the bed, Remus’s head posed on Patton’s thighs as he listened to the freckled man explain Romeo & Juliet’s main themes for at least the fourth time, but Remus simply could not understand why the two would keep their love secret.

“But why? Why not just say it? Then they could run away together!” He huffed, crossing his arms. Patton smiled at him, carding his fingers through the messy black hair. He noted the silver streak, that he was pretty sure had been re-done recently.

“It’s like us, they didn’t want others to know.” Remus turned onto his stomach, propping his chin up on his hand.

“But we do it cause of assholes,” Remus grinned. “And because it's funny to see Roman so clueless.”

Patton’s face scrunched up. “Your brother isn’t that clueless.”

“You wanna bet?” Remus sat up, leaning into Patton and giving him a quick kiss. He pulled back only slightly, his smile growing wider and turning into a smirk. “You know, homework’s far too boring,” he placed his hand on Patton’s hip, who was blushing crimson. “We could be doing something much more interesting.”

“Um, cuddling?” Patton asked, a nervous smile on his face. Gosh, he hoped he wasn’t as red as he felt. He expected Remus to make some joke about it, perhaps tease him a bit.

Instead, Remus moved so he sat comfortably at his side, slipping his leather jacket-clad arm around his waist, rolling his eyes. “And you say I’m the one with the head in the gutter.” He leaned in and placed a quick kiss behind Patton’s ear, then nestled his head on his shoulder.”I meant kissing, not anything else, babe.” Patton’s mouth formed a silent ‘oh’. “But it’s okay if you’d rather-”

He was interrupted by Patton’s lips on his, soft and lovely as ever. Slowly, he started kissing back, and it was nice. Warm, soft.

That was everything Remus wasn’t. But it was exactly what Patton was, and Remus liked him, and his patience and he liked his kisses, and his blushing face, and his laugh, and his freckles, and just everything about him.

And so he kissed back.

They stayed like that for a while, Patton basically in his lap and lips locked. It was nice, as it always was with Patton.

And Patton? He was so relieved when he realized what Remus had meant. He just… wasn’t ready for anything more than kissing, and knowing Remus liked to go quick in relationships made him feel like he was being unfair to him, sometimes. But the other always made sure to make him comfortable and respect his boundaries, and he was so, so grateful for that.

He did like when their kisses got slightly more… fun, per se.

And that was what had been happening, with Patton pushing Remus’s jacket off his shoulders, and it would’ve been even more fun if it hadn’t been for the front door of the house opening with a creak.

Remus flailed while hastily pushing Patton off of him, his eyes wide in surprise. “Shit-” He jumped off the bed, looking around for an easy hiding spot, eventually settling on the closet.

How ironic.

Patton looked at him incredulously. “What-Remus! This is your house! Why would you hide?” Remus’s eyes darted from him to the door repeatedly. 

“Look whichever member of my family it is, and I’m gonna guess my dumbass of a brother, they like you a lot more than they like me. Just-” He yelped hitting his head on the closet door. Patton flinched in sympathy. “Say you were here for a project or some shit, m’kay?”

Patton nodded, and with one last smile, Remus disappeared into the closet, just in time for the bedroom door to burst open. A seemingly angry Roman walked into the room, but his expression quickly changed to confusion as he was met only with Patton waving awkwardly at him.

“Uh, Patton?” Roman asked. “What are you doing here- oh whatever I need to find my brother- or actually,” He walked up to him, placed his hand on his arm, and turned serious for once. “I need to talk to you.”

Patton put on a cheery smile. “‘Bout what?”

Roman sighed, running a hand through his hair. “I know my brother- Remus is bullying you.”

“I-what?” Roman gave him a sympathetic look.

“I know it’s hard to admit, but it’s obvious,” Patton looked at him in confusion, wondering what exactly Roman had done at soccer practice to have come to such a conclusion. Roman rolled his eyes. “C’mon, whenever he’s near you get super nervous and he’s always trying to get you alone. Not to mention all those bruises on your neck!-” Patton put his face in his hands, trying to mask his blushing. Roman started panicking. “Oh-oh Patton! Sorry! I didn’t want to make you cry- geez I’m sorry uh-”

Patton shook his head. Jesus Christ, this can’t get worse, can it? “I- no Roman, those bruises-” He flopped back onto the bed. “Ugh, I can’t believe this is happening.”

Roman raised an eyebrow. “Yeah, this isn’t a very normal reaction to someone saying you’re getting bullied.”

“No, Roman, I’m not getting bullied, that’s the problem. Those bruises are just-”

“Hickeys!” Roman turned to see Remus’s head sticking out of the closet, surprise on his face.

“Remus what-” Roman shook his head in disbelief. “What are you doing in the closet?”

“The question is what you are doing in my bed with my boyfriend, dear brother!” Remus laughed, watching as Roman’s mouth fell open in surprise and Patton blushed even harder than before.

“Boy-boyfriend? What- Remus are you dating my best friend?” Roman stood up, crossing his arms. Remus shrugged, grinning.

“Maybe.” Remus got out of the closet, walking over and picking up his previously discarded jacket, and bent down to kiss Patton on the cheek. “I think I’ve gotta go now, babe,”

“Bro I’m giving you 30 seconds of a pre-start, then I’m runnin’.”

“Remus you are so fuckin dead,” Patton said, looking him in the eyes. Remus shrugged again, an easy grin on his lips, heading for the window.

“I’ll see you later,” He turned back at him, right before jumping out. ”Also: Swear! You owe me a dollar.”

Patton shook his head and laughed as Remus disappeared out the window, Roman not far behind. But, before following his brother, Roman turned back at him.

He narrowed his eyes. “We’re gonna talk about this later, okay?”

Patton shrugged. “Sure, I’m not sure what there is to discuss but okay.”

But Roman was out the window before he could hear his reply.

[staliasjeronica]

Riverdale 3.13 Thoughts *Spoilers*

- Jughead sleeping through the aroma of food? Mmhmmm I don’t buy it.

- If you have to get baptized, at least make sure it’s for a CHURCH. Otherwise… Issa cult, Alice…

- VERONICA MY BABY!!! But didn’t she fucking move out of the Pembrooke? When the FUCK did she move back in?

- Honestly this Hiram shit needs to end. It’s so annoying and it’s been going on for so long that it’s getting so fucking boring. Like, give V another fucking storyline. Like, I don’t know, EXPLORING HER BISEXUALITY. EXPLORING HER CAREER AS FUCKING ANYTHING. She wanted to stick up to her father by not becoming a mob crime boss like him but now… fUCK JUST LET MY GIRL LIVE LIKE SHE WANTS TO.

- ARCHOSIE ❤️❤️❤️

-  “You are sweeter than a strawberry milkshake, Arch, but—” B I T C H THEY FUCKING OWN ME.

- What makes me sad though is we’ve never really seen Archie THIS happy? Like yeah he’s really really happy when he’s with Betty (and vise versa, she’s never as happy as she is with Archie) but like… he just radiates love and I just—my Barchie heart is cONFUSED

-  “Well, almost everything else.” Hi, yes, again… THEY OWN ME. “Yeah, well, don’t go messing up that pretty face, Andrews. It’s growing on me.”

- Although I feel so bad for Sweet Pea because Swosie broke up because Josie wanted to focus on her career and now she’s about to get into a relationship with Archie.

- Poor Betty, she sees her mother slipping into the cult more and more and she can’t do anything about it. But, to be fair, Betty, you have cut her out a lot too so hopefully after this stupid boring cult shit is over, you can actually get close with your mom again.

- Why are Swangs surprised they lost eight more to the Pretty Poisons? The South Side Serpents, until recently, made the women pole dance for ugly, disgusting old men to get in so like… I would have left, too.

- FANGS NEVER CALL JUGHEAD BOSS AGAIN EW

- Ignoring the fact of Jughead trying to use Toni to get his numbers back… Sweet Pea looks hella fucking good in that yellow shirt.

- I like how Archie and Tom are boxing together, it’s so sweet! But that boy needs to listen to him because he has more boxing knowledge but I know he ends up getting into a fight so what the fuck do I know 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

- I love Tom Keller and he needs more screen time goodbye

- If Veronica is against what her stupid father is doing… why not just give Gladys information on what he’s doing? Gladys is an annoying bitch too but she does have you and your mom under her command so like…

- fUCKING ELIO. HE’S SO ANNOYING GO AWAY.

- Archie… I try to protect you from the “Archie is so stupid” posts but you’re going up against this guy without realizing that there’s ulterior motives just because you want to feel powerful again. Please for the love of GOD find another way 😩😩😩

- Have to admit though, Elio’s good at manipulating… and his voice is kinda hot. And the actor is cute. BUT STILL ELIO CAN GO FUCK A DUCK

- But we all know Archie isn’t gonna let himself lose the fight lmao someone’s gonna tell him they’re excited to see him fight and he’ll wanna make them proud so now he’s going to get into trouble… did he just ask to get the money first? BABY THAT’S NOT HOW THAT SHIT WORKS.

- Veronica I love you, and I’m glad helping your family is still your goal, but last time you told him that he literally told you “no” and was being a big bitch about it.

- Oh poor Veronica… the look she gave her father when she realized he’d rather do illegal shit than legal, she looked so sad!!!

- “Make me queen” YES TONI TELL HIM. Betty does NOTHING for the Serpents, and this is Toni’s BIRTHRIGHT. She has always tried to get the Serpent dance outlawed because it’s sexist and stupid, but she never really needed a reason to lead—Jughead wasn’t a stupid little bitch, but now he’s ruining all that the Serpent’s are about so now she has every reason to becoming the leader of the Serpents.

- “You’re Cheryl’s vanity project, you mean” Jughead says as if he didn’t call out Betty in season one for viewing him as that as well lmaooooooooooooo

- She’s right though about the Serpents being a family. Jughead has ruined every good thing about it, and he NEEDS to give her her rightful place because he is a scrawny, annoying white little bitch and she is literally directly from the Uktena bloodline.

- It’s so obvious when Betty isn’t interested in something. She even did it with Jughead when he was complaining about the drive in being shut down. I don’t know how nobody seems to catch it but oh well nothing about Riverdale is realistic so what the fuck ever

- Cheryl teaching the Poisons to shoot a bow I’m—YES BITCH

- CHONI MY LOVESSS! I can’t tell whether I’m happy or sad about how Cheryl can immediately tell if Toni is off after kissing her. ALSO CHERYL CALLED TONI HER TREASURE GOODBYE

-  oh no I’m getting closer to the scene I’m going to despise with every fiber of my being… but also I know Cheryl is new to relationships and conversing with other people (I don’t know how to word it okay) but how does she get doing THAT out of Toni saying “I’M gonna put Jughead in his place” like??? CHERYL LET HER DO IT HERSELF :(((

- UGH OKAY HERE WE FUCKING GO.

- First of all… SWEET PEA NOR FANGS ARE SEXIST. I mean, of course right there in this scene they’re acting like it but we all know they aren’t? RAS and the writers were on major fucking crack apparently and just erased everything we know about these two sweet boys. Even Alex said that it was ooc! I’m so fucking pissed about it.

- But, also, Cheryl wasn’t doing that because they were being sexist. She went there because she was already planning on beating them up, which is an even bigger no and so ooc. Cheryl is more into fire, so instead she could have like burned down Jughead’s trailer instead of attacking Jughead’s lapdogs.

- THEY WERE SO HAPPY AND SHIT AND THEN MY POOR BOYS WERE ATTACKED. FANGS SAYING “HEY, WE DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE” MAKES ME EVEN MORE MAD AND SAD

- But I gotta laugh at the nickname Peabrain… I’M SORRY OKAY ALL OF CHERYL’S DEMEANING NICKNAMES FOR OTHERS ARE SO FUNNY LEAVE ME ALONE

- DID GLADYS CALL MY BOYS JOKES BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T FIGHT BACK? This bitch…

- OHHH NOW I SEE WHY JUGHEAD WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO GRAB UP THE GHOULIES… HIS FUCKING MOTHER!!! But really do you expect SP and Fangs and the Ghoulies to get alone? MMMHMMMM OKAY AHAHA

- LIKE WHAT CHERYL DID WAS WRONG AND TONI’S VOICE WAS SO SEXY WITH THE “IS THAT CLEAR” BUT I JUST REALIZED THAT CHERYL IS ABOUT TO CRY I HATE REFLECTIONS

- FUCK YEAH JOSIE TELL HIM. I’m still peeved at what she did to Veronica for like no reason but like… I love her. I love her and Archie. They’re HEALTHY AND CUTE AND JUST—UGH!!!! My Barchie heart is once again screaming and confused

- “You’re worth more than that” It’s sad that we KNOW Betty would tell him this too but they never interact anymore :( I miss the cute window scenes that proved they were endgame sIGH

-  LMAO WAIT SO YOU’RE TELLING ME YOU’RE JUST NOW TELLING YOUR “BEST FRIEND” ABOUT YOUR MOTHER BEING IN A CULT, ABOUT THE FARM BEING A CULT? Bitch… this is why we all know Betty has no friends anymore. She’s too close to Jughead and has pretty much pushed everyone else away. Toxic relationships do that… just saying.

- Why did Betty have no emotion when she asked Kevin why he wasn’t going to help her? Like, when you get sad your eyebrows tend to either go down and in, or like slant up (I know I’m not making sense okay but just google pictures of sad people and you’ll see what I’m talking about) and your lip kinda puffs out but she just ._. ???

- It’s really really bad that he’s about to join the farm but he does have a point though she does see the bad in everybody…

-  The Ghoulies are crazy and you guys KNOW THIS. The G&G bitches are just wannabe cunts who are probably brainwashed or some shit. Stop changing what you know for your crooked mother you beanie baby

- “They just need someone to lead them—I can be that!” JUGHEAD YOU CAN BARELY RUN “YOUR” OWN GANG SKSKSKSKKSS WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN THE GHOULIES TOO (also where the fuck is Malachai???) THE GHOULIES WOULD LEGIT TEAR YOU APART. Now that I think about it… let them come. They destroy Jughead and Sweet Pea and Fangs will leave. PERFECT

- FP KNOWS SHE’S STIRRING SHIT. Jughead has missed her, and doesn’t know her as well as FP does, so he’s more vulnerable to manipulation (even though he’s a dumbass in the first place), so hopefully FP stops this shit before its too late (but knowing Riverdale it’ll be too late)

- You know you COULD just give Toni her rightful place as Serpent Queen and everybody will come back and the Poisons in join as well, but you’re a stupid dumbass. Actually, I know Archie does stupid shit but at least he does it out of the good of his previously innocent heart… can Jughead take the dumbass title now?

- Lol The Lodge’s get to have dinner with their daughter’s future mother in law!

- SEE I TOLD YOU SOMEONE WOULD TELL ARCHIE IT WAS WRONG AND HE’D WANT TO TAKE IT BACK BUT HE FUCKING CAN’T. AND THEN HE’S GOING TO NOT DO WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO ANYWAYS AND THEN BE ON THE RUN AGAIN UGH

- Verne? I thought most of the Ghoulies despite Malachai were like ugly and shit but uhh…

- WHERE THE FUCK DID MALACHAI GO? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

- Damn well there goes my hope that that one clip from the trailer that looked like it was in a sewer was Joaquin who Swangs had actually helped save :(

-  I wanna know what fucking costume shop is selling those on-point gargoyle masks like—

- LMAO ONE LEADER TO ANOTHER oKaY jUgHeAd

- WAIT BITCH THAT’S JONATHAN WHITESELL I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!!! He’s so cute uGH FUCK. Next ep he drops my boy Fangs tho :(

- DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT JOAQUIN’S NAME IS CROSSED OUT IN THE BACK I’M—

- So since every word that seems to come out of Jughead’s mouth makes me want to fucking slap the shit out of him… how has nobody fucking went at him or even killed him like it’s just not realistic lmaoo

-  “You were right” mmhm Tom is going to be like “fuck… you’re so stupid but I like you so I’m going to help you” isn’t he

- YUP! We love a good father. Even tho his son is joining a cult because his second boyfriend left him.

-  HIRAM HAS NEVER WANTED VERONICA’S HELP HE’S JUST WANTED CONTROL OVER HER. I fucking hate this. I just want this crime boss shit OVER WITH. SEND HIRAM AND GLADYS AND EVERYBODY ELSE TO FUCKING JAIL

- That smile Hiram did… he so fucking knows Veronica and Gladys are working together lol

- Would the farm really bug phone calls? They’re not that big and cool are they? Like damn… okay…

-  Wow Jughead is actually shaken from that encounter… that struck me for some reason holy fuck

- I LEGIT JUST GOT SHIVERS AS BETTY WAS REALIZING HER MOM WAS ABOUT TO DO HER “BAPTISM” AND GOT UP OH MY GOD

- I feel so bad for Betty.

- Josie singing in the background while Archie fights? CINEMATIC EXCELLENCE!

-  But hasn’t Betty never been to the farm? How does she know where it is?

- ALSO TRACK QUEEN

- I know this isn’t the greatest time to say this while all of this is going on but the episodes are much better when Bughead isn’t together twenty four seven… just saying. Like this episode still was ehhh but like… it would have been much worse if Betty and Jughead were joined at the hip like always

- Josie showed up my hEART

- Alice Smith? THEY’RE REALLY STRIPPING HER AWAY FROM THE COOPER NAME HUH

- So like where are Polly’s babies tho lol

- So… Polly can help drag her out of the tub but not help or care that she just killed her mother? Okay. Makes total sense…

- THE WAY ARCHIE PICKED JOSIE UP I’M—

- Also people saying that it was all Veronica who wanted to fuck when they were hurt or whatever (at bad times)… Archie wanted this so now people can stop blaming Veronica thank you and goodbye

- Wow I actually feel really bad for Betty…

- BUT NO YOU CAN’T SELL THE HOUSE THEN WHERE WILL WE GET THE BEAUTIFUL BARCHIE WINDOW SCENES. Just marry FP already and have them move in oKAY

[soldaedo-blog]

shoot i am making a marvel

[andkeller-blog]

catch me going back to my old fc uwu

[faunusrights]

‘AFTER THE FALL’ - LIVEREAD II

Part I (prologue to chapter three) here!

According to other people reading this alongside me, I have yet to even see the true extent of how, um... interesting some of the characterisations are? So, we can only do one thing: keep reading, even though I’m relatively sure the corpse of a sizeable moth was batted onto my copy :I

We’ve reached chapter three, and only now do I realise what a considerable chunk of the book that is? Blimey.

CHAPTER THREE

/gets six lines in /shuts the book

Look, I said I wasn’t gonna say it because we know I hate it but ughghghgh I hate canon Velvet soooooo muuuuuuuuuuch she’s SO boring I’m SO sorry but GOD--

Okay. Okay. Moving on. Yatsu is our narrator now so let’s hear how he sounds!

“Ash started crying and crying and crying--”

I know it’s inevitable that most names I picked for OCs will crop up elsewhere but... Ash? You tryna take Ash “Bottom Energy” Scarlatina away from me now? Can’t I have anything?

So, it was mentioned that apparently a recurring thing I’ll be seeing in this novel is Yatsu and Velvet being hitched together on the character development front, and honestly, I can see it happening here. They’re being made into one sort of unit and Yatsu keeps calling attention to that, which isn’t... great, ‘cause I’m kinda hoping we’ll see more individual development? But the current consensus is that It Ain’t Happening, so we’ll See, I Guess,

Okay, I love that Velvet makes spreadsheets on her Scroll. I deeply enjoy her making chats to keep track of stuff, because honestly what a mood that is.

‘Yatsuhashi whirled around in confusion, but Velvet was gone. He didn’t like losing sight of her; what kind of trouble was she getting up to now?’

Predictably, I don’t like Velvet being babies in any sense of the word, but I do like that Yatsu’s first worry is what trouble can she possibly fucking cause now? Velvet and her high chaos energy, whomst I Adore,

Also what the fuck is a breadfruit.

‘Professor Greene’s Stealth and Security class--’

UGH I wish we knew more about the classes they took in Beacon. Do you know how hard it is to write an AU in which the Fall of Beacon never happened and having to pull classes outta your ass? It’s HARD, Y’ALL,

Yatsu’s Semblance is... making people forget things? That’s. Weird but alright??? Sure??? Whatever???

Me, every time Velvet snaps: why is it I only get the Velvet I’m after when she’s being such a bi-- oh wait I have a type sorry continue as you were,

But actually God I miss chibi!Velvet pour one out for the cancellation y’all

“This is bad,” Yatsu said sadly.

Me to myself: I know it’s not good writing I know and you know but don’t say anything just move on--

Okay before I move on, I’m definitely seeing a lot of that Yatsu/Velvet hitching, and makes me Nervous because I love Yatsu and I love Velvet but I also love them separately so I’m holding out hope that they get split up at Some Point because they really have been written together pretty much the whole way, huh? 

CHAPTER FOUR

OKAY CHAPTER FOUR LET’S GO LET’S GO

It’s Fox time, and we’ve got an introduction to Copper, Fox’s mentor (someone mentioned it’s totally a 'The Fox and The Hound’ reference). And-- ah, he’s dead. That was quick.

‘Velvet sometimes let her feelings get the best of her, Fox thought.’

You think that’s bad? You should meet murpverse!Velvet, that bitch has never held a thought in her head for more than five seconds.

I’ll confess I’m now reading pretty far ahead before I have any commentary of note. I’m enjoying Fox’s narration far more than anyone else’s by a pretty considerable margin, and it’s probably ‘cause Fox -- despite saying literally nothing in canon -- saw a lot of people reach the same conclusion to his character? So this one is much easier to settle into. Also, maybe it’s ‘cause he was such a blank slate that the writing works better for him. I dunno.

Story-wise: Edward is-- okay, actually, side-tangent: Edward? We seem to really jump in and out of the colour scheme, huh? Anyway, Edward’s a shady mfer and LET VELVET DO SHIT ON HER OWN!!!!!! LET HER BE A DUMBASS OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

‘That was the last time he;s underestimate [Velvet].’

Told ya, dipshitte.

Ooh, everyone’s Angery about Everything. Seems like the Mood Bombs are also more passively AOE than just being a Sudden Boom, because everyone’s got a MUCH shorter temper? Then again, mine would be Non-Existent in a desert to begin with, so maybe they’ve all got sand up their butts. Also, Gus is to blame for the Mood Bombs anyway! That’s a big F, kiddo.

CHAPTER FIVE

Flashback to the dance!

Awh, Ruby made her own outfit and cape. Li’l seamstress! Oh, dang, do you think Summer taught her? Or, at least, showed her how her cape was made? Aaaaa--

Lien remains... weird. I thought it’d be closer to a currency rate like Yen to the dollar (so thousands are worth much less), but the implication here is that twenty Lien is more like $20? The currency here is very weird and even I’m at fault for flip-flopping on it, but I honestly expected it to be more like Yen. Huh.

Coco likes Ruby’s outfit look at that senpai GO.

Oh, okay, so they met at the dance? For some reason, I thought they’d already been acquainted? I thought they mentioned that team CFVY were away in the show (and therefore knew them at least in passing) but apparently not.

Okay, so Coco’s dialogue is... weird? I’m not totally down for the voice the author’s chosen to give her, and the more I see of it the more I’m starting to notice it. That said, I can’t believe Coco has reeled off Ozpin’s whole speech for Ruby. I’d have forgotten three words in.

Still jumping back and forth on Coco’s dialogue. I’m not sure if I like it. Moving on.

Weiss is Big Bitch Supreme, I see. This flashback is striking me all wrong for some reason, but I cannot for my life of me say why.That said, Weiss unironically saying besties is the funniest thing I’ve read all week, so there’s that.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH TIME FOR VELVET AND RACISM UGHGHHGHGHHHHGHGH IM GONNA GO GET LUNCH FIRST--

WAIT BLAKE’S THERE

WAIT NO I’M GETTING FOOD FIRST EVEN IF BLACK VELVET IS RIGHT THERE--

Okay I ate too many calories and walked my dog let’s do this before I have to take said dog to the groomer. On that note, I’m like halfway through the book already? This really is short as heck.

“You had something to say to me?” Velvet asked. The boy clamped his mouth shut.

Do ya? Bihh.

Also I LOVE that highlights from the initiation are playing so that Blake literally looks a thousand times more intimidating. I wish we’d seen more of that kinda thing in the show, with RWBY being the new hotshots and the dynamic they had with Beacon as a whole. But that would have involved not blowing Beacon up to fuck and then having the writers go ‘uh, what do we do now?’ so what the hell do I know.

OOUGH THIS BLACK VELVET,,, HHH,,,, MURPHY’S OTP IS HERE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

“What should we do with him?” [Blake] looked at Velvet.

Kill him... and then... kiss....................................

“I don’t believe in fighting prejudice with violence,” Velvet said.

I wish y’all could have heard the sound I made at that. Canon Velvet you’re just so... soggy bread about this.

Blake shook her head. “that’s not how we deal with people like him where I come from.”

Blake yr so HOT... hey you should teach Velvet how you deal with people like him and then kiss. That said, are they talking about Menagerie there? Or the Fang? If it’s Menagerie, that’s even funnier because I love the idea of an idiot running their mouth and then having five families and a baby wail on them.

Blake hates dog-ears in their books. Bad news, asshole, it’s the BEST way to mark PAGES bookmarks are for the UPPER CLASSES who don’t realise BOOKS are TOOLS of EDUCATION--

Anyway. Moving on-- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG.

Yang beat the assholes up anyway I love her!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!

CHAPTER SIX

Back with Velvet. Blessing or curse? Who knows.

Edward and Gus make for an. Interesting duo. This plot hasn’t captured my interest crazy well, and if I didn’t know this was RWBY and such I’d probably pass on it ‘cause it’s pretty... eh, but I do like their Semblances and this could’ve been a pretty decent side-plot thing in the show! Such as in My Hero Academia with, uh, whats-his-name... Eraserhead. I dunno. I’m thinking this was a good idea that hasn’t had enough space to breathe.

Emotions are Flying High and Whomst will be the first to crack like Egg? I am liking the method of raising tempers because everything’s a little sloppier and unpredictable! Also, that’s the end of chapter si-- what? Wait, chapter six was only ten pages? Yeesh.

For all in-tents and porpoises, I am tryna keep track of OOC moments, but having everyone be out-of-sorts is making is pretty hard to track. Rip.

CHAPTER SEVEN, I GUESS?

We’re with Yatsu again, and he’s talking about his Semblance to... make people forget shit! I still don’t know why this is his Semblance, or the use of it anyway, but whatever! I’m in this cart and the horse ain’t stopping until M+K says so!

I’m with Velvet here; why is she constantly being relegated to the backseat? Coco needs to fuckin’ get her shitte together on this front. Even Fox said earlier than he has to stop underestimating her, but they’re still doing it now.

OH MY GOD THERE’S A GRIMM JACKALOPE??? Holy shit I’m losing all of my marbles shouldn’t these guys have, like, other names????????????? No??? Okay!!!!

Battle scene. I’m not hot on combat in writing because I find it. Kinda boring. But it is what it is so I’m speed-running it.

And so ends chapter seven. I’m gonna stop here because. I want to! I feel like this story is very short and it could’ve already had more to it than this faffery in the desert, but that’s just me!!!!!! I guess!!!!!!!!!!! Next time: another flashback to the goddamn dance.