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[bibookdemon]

So, I know I've introduced my werebnnuy Wei Wuxian au to yall, at least the art, but I'm craving some fluff rn so. Here yall go:

Lan Sizhui found himself drifting, sleepy, but not enough to actually close his eyes fully. They were drooping, begging to succumb to sleep, but they just wouldn't. His hands idly played with the soft toebeans on one large, monstrous paw of the creature currently cleaning him. The beans were not rough, despite the fact that they were walked on almost every day over long distances. They were not solid either, an almost jelly-like thickness making it possible for him to jiggle the masses of pawpad. It was quite the satisfying thing, really, and judging by the way the creature's chest and throat rumbled happily, it was for him, as well.

A tongue began to work at his messy hair, tangled from an impromptu night hunt just an hour or so prior. His father, Wei Wuxian, had seen him, glanced to his other father, Lan Wangji, nervously, than hurried him off to a nearby field to get clean. He'd shifted into his wererabbit form, scooped Lan Sizhui against his chest with his paws resting carefully in front of him to make a sort of nest, and set to work.

Lan Sizhui enjoyed the warmth of his father being close by, the way he could move the giant paws with little effort, pulling them into his lap and making a sort of security blanket. He wasn't so fond of Wei Wuxian's rough tongue working out the tangles in his hair, but at least he tried his best not to cause pain.

His hair was soon sorted out. Wei Wuxian dropped his head to snuffle at his neck playfully, tickling the skin with his fur. Lan Sizhui giggled at his father's antics. His heart warmed at the fact that he was finally getting this experience with his other father. There was so much time to be made up for, and he knew Wei Wuxian was doing his absolute best to do just that. He spent any time he could with Lan Sizhui, stealing him away to play in the fields or help Lan Wangji feed the bunnies (the regular ones, that was) or race through the mountains in his wererabbit form with Lan Sizhui clinging to his back. Occasionally they'd even sneak out of the Cloud Recesses to explore the town below. Even though Lan Sizhui was sure he'd tasted and seen everything there by now, it was always a new adventure when it was with his father.

As Wei Wuxian settled himself and pulled Lan Sizhui closer to curl up around him for a nap, Lan Sizhui couldn't help but sigh contentedly.

The past had caused him a great deal of grief, but the present had gently wiped his tears and cradled him.

He was at peace.

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Please talk to me about werebnnuy au I will love you forever and ever 👉👈

[mythtiide]

I challenge you to draw Falke in a suit and Adler in a wedding dress

marrige win!!! 💐

[entry-87]

Insanity spirals

[dishesoap]

restroom ? im fighting for my life in here (the assassins

[solstheimtxt]

"Oh great, another dangerous alien aboard, Commander. Thanks. Why can't you collect coins, or commemorative plates or something?"

Shepard, pointing to the thousands of credits in mini figs of ships that he painstakingly put together himself: are these nothing to you?!

[doolallymagpie]

my baseless headcanon is that the Wrath of Khan uniform was introduced first, but the TMP uniform was the baby of some admiral with fashion design aspirations and of course the Enterprise and other high-profile ships had to use it, but if you were on, say, Yorktown or some other frontier starbase, you might’ve rode out that whole trend without seeing one in person

[myriad--starlings]

US-centrism is so annoying SHOW ME ITALY'S FLOOR ROUTINES COWARDS I am hearing the music I BET THEY WHIP

[thekenobee]

So that's what it is now? obsessing over people who don't exist with a bunch of people you'll never meet okay I'm in

[blorboresidue]

ok the fact that I just had the comfiest nap of my life shortly after downing a thing of matcha is really lending credence to my ADHD diagnosis lmaooo

[virigorne]

Reposting bc op was a right-winger lol

[flipchild]

[a-shakespearean-in-paris]

*chokes*

[frafool]

@ lrb so true twitter oomfie but also that person puts so much discourse on my tl lmao. Girl stick to what you said come on. I mean I still follow them bc they're normal most of the time but. Thin fucking ice

[deathtokillian]

10/10 dad joke

[soloh]

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"