#*smoochies my gf*

[liberty-spiked]

FUCK JUST TELL ME IF I CAN GO TO THAT FUCKING PUNK FESTIVAL JFC

[sweeterlovers]

FAST TIMES / LANDO NORRIS

lando norris x gf!reader / SMAU FANFIC

WARNINGS / cursing but mostly just fluff

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yourusername packing 🩶

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user8 she’s so cute

landonorris 🤩🤩

yourusername hi cutie

user66 why is she packing 🤔

user7 are u visiting lando?

oscarpiastri come soon pls 🙏

yourusername i’m trying! traffic is horrible here

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landonorris guess who i found wandering the streets?!??

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user03 they’re so cute ahh

mclaren 🧡

landonorris 🧡

yourusername <33

user5 they even got the mclaren admin supporting them

user6 i need her hair routine

yourusername stranger danger ⚠️

landonorris :(

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yourusername fit check and my pookie 🍓

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user2 i love her style

user5 they are so 😍

landonorris hello my sugar bear

yourusername hello to you my pookie smoochie

user88 lando is so fine omg

danielricciardo anyone else a bit concered about these nicknames or is it just me?

oscarpiastri i was at first but you get used to it

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landonorris rest and relaxation featuring chef y/n !!!

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user7 the lipstick mark on the cup 🥹

yourusername certified chef 👩‍🍳

landonorris what can’t you do??

user013 lando is so down bad for her and i’m here for it

oscarpiastri please teach him how to cook 🙏

charles_leclerc we’re begging you! i can’t get sick again

landonorris i know your not talking about my lack of cookie skills charles

user6 i just know lando has almost burned his house down

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yourusername my version of our rest and relaxation ❤️

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user3 the fit ate as always

user5 no cause i need her wardrobe asap

user78 i love them so much

lilymhe 🧡🧡

yourusername ❤️

user0 lando in the second picture 😍

danielricciardo is that a skateboard in the bathtub?

landonorris don’t ask

yourusername it was a diy moment

user027 i’m going to start using a skateboard to hold my food and drinks when i take a bath

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lowkey going through a lando phase……

[coffeebanana]

felix: it makes me so sad that sentimonsters are built only to be under other ppl's control humans are MONSTERS for that so i'm gonna release my sentisister and cry also felix: okay but. i don't want to have a hard conversation because that leaves me less time to smoochy smooch my new gf so instead of sitting down and talking to ladybug i'll make a sentimonster to do it instead

[tonberry-yoda]

Hey! :) Can I get smooches from Abbacchio please 🥺 thank you:3

HI OMG OFC YOU CAN. God I love this big boobie goth gf Italian man <3 Thanks for the request! Enjoy your smoochies!!!

He was tired, but honestly, when wasn't he tired? Nonetheless, you gave the tired man the relax and break that he needed. You gave him space and let him nap or whatever he needed.

But apparently that was the wrong choice.

Moments after you left Abbacchio alone after a kiss on the cheek, he came to your office wearing his pajamas, looking very distraught.

"What's wrong, Leone?" You asked, quickly standing up and cupping his face.

He leaned against your touch, a pout forming on his lips. "Did I do something wrong?"

"What do you mean?" You tilted your head.

"You didn't want to relax with me? Are you mad? Did I-"

"Oh, baby, I'm not mad." You pressed your lips against the tip of his nose. "I just didn't know if you wanted to be alone to relax."

"But relaxing with you is the light of my life." He leaned against you in a huge before placing lazy kisses all over your face.

You had to admit too that relaxing with Leone was something special.

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if you want smooches, go ahead and send me a character <3

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[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena reactions S1Ep9

SISYPHUS???😂

Honestly killing a guy who harrasses you is soooo valid

Why does the wife look 25 years younger... She could be his DAUGHTER.

Celeste!

Oh fuck... He captured her.....

Summary of eight eps and a bit, never trust an old white man.

GABRIELLE CLOTHES CHANGEEE

OOP he deid... Or not. Zombie?

HADES SBDHDHSHS

"I mean if you tell someone you'll love them forever, it means... Forever" yeah that's kinda what forever means.

Gabrielle is so cute

Awww, transformed into Rain and Snow, cute.

Who is this dude. Blergh. BOOOOO!

That's the straightest episode so far

OH HE WAS KNOCKED OUT YAY

Ew, the other man is back.

"I am a god" shut up.

DISK SAWWW

Hey, how about you leave Sisyphus and marry a nice woman.

*Vella voice* Booooys games 🙄

"He's nice... :)"

"And stay out of trouble" shdhshhdhf FLERT Gabrielle's LOOK

UH OH. They wanna go after Gabrielle (and whatshisface) too...

KICK THEM YEEES

She's soooo extra XD

"Nice try" 😂

C'mon, free Celeste

Awwwww... The woman died in the morning :(

Also dude guy is probably hurt and dying or something. Idc

OH NO IF XENA TOUCHES DEATH...

"Xena is in trouble" gods Gabrielle is gay af

"You must have loved ones." Gabrielle. "somewhere." Gabrielle. "Never have to watch them die" Gabrielle.

Oop. Hole

XENAAAA

Where would Xena be without Gabrielle I swear

Oh nooo, the guy... etc. Blah.

Sbdhdhsh when Gabrielle has set her mind on something...

Aw, poor Gabrielle is scared of rats :(

WOW RUDE!??? Steps on rat!?

Yeah um I'm getting flashbacks to that one Sailor Moon episode where Zoisite is crawling thru rats...

My prediction is dude frees Celeste bc he's dying anyway

Ahhh, long term chronic illness that'll kill him :/ that sucks ofc

"It's not how long you live that matters, it's how well you live."

NOOOO, DON'T TAKE GABRIELLE CAPTIVE :(

Dudeboy just standing there uselessly has the same energy as Clara in the fight towards the end of Deep Breath... 😂

THE LOOK OF UTTER PANIC IN XENA'S EYES, desperately trying to save Gabrielle.

Celeste is v pretty btw did I mention

Poor Gabrielle 😭 Ffs she's making me cry

Love how all the "straightness" so far was only sealed in hugs btw. Instead of smoochy smooch

Xena YOU BETTER COMFORT YOUR CRYING GF

Awwwww they hug

I too would like to snuggle against Xena's tiddies while I'm crying btw

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

When my gf and I play tf2 whichever one of us isn’t Medic is legally required to run up to the other and go “MEDIC I NEED SMOOCHIES” to be healed

Any dedicated Medic/whoever pair I immediately assume are dating btw because all Medic players hate everyone apparently so the only people they could ever enjoy healing are their girlfriends

[eyesxxyou]

My gf won't gimmie smoochies while I have a cold but I would happily smooch them and hold them while there sick 😭😭😭

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BOOOO L GF

[littlewittleprince]

me: *gasping at everything cute that i saw*

*spending way too much time looking at the toy section at the store*

*being extra clingy*

*giggling when my mama- I MEAN my gf attacks me w smoochies*

*baby talking, sometimes literally babbling*

*almost crying when i couldnt get ice cream of my favourite flavour*

also me: me? regressed? wha do u mean.. ur silley.. so silley.. i am so very grown up!

[jihyoruri]

i’m never letting yeji x cibyn die they would be so cute together…. AND AND AND yeji already has ‘training’ in taking care of a barbie aka yuna…. i’m just saying give them a CHANCE

if you do i BET the tall dancer lady will give you a smoochie……

are really trying to bribe me with my gf🤨

[sodapopbuoy]

scoots in hiii its ur gfff!!! i give you mega smoochies!!! (disappears off tumblr again for another millennia)

OMG MY GF HI HI HII<33333 AWAWAWAWA THANK YOU I GIVE YOU KISSKISS ASWELL !!! (see you in 1000 years!!!<333)

[satorhime]

LOLLLLLYYYY POLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIII (灬╹ω╹灬) !!!

omg OMGGGGGG THEME ???01&/ ,,, babe you literally OUTDO EVERY THEME YOU COME UP WITH !! i’m drooolliinngggg staring at ur navi cuz maki is soooo mmmmmmmmmm 😫 and the RED ??? i know i said i love you in blues and every blue hue you use eats, but im ngl this red is HITTING. i think i could def get used to red lolly polly hehehee. pls can i give u smooch after smooch for popping out with another sexy theme ??? (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) ♡

MY DARLING BABIE. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME THE SWEETEST COMPLIMENTS <333 THANK YOU !!!! AAAAAAH RIGHT??? maki is so hot i’ve been losing my mind over her the last few days she’s my gf 👉🏾👈🏾 HEHEHEHE red is my least favorite color tho so i didn’t like it at first because it’s so garish and i can never make pretty gradients with it but i really love this one now (and the art is so gorgeous omg i need a maki cover now) >< but you better … !! gimme all the smoochies you want 🫶🏾

[shan-helsing]

I know it's random, but any wulfric hcs 👀 ?

WEEPS INTO MY HANDS. TYSM FOR ASKING. i'll write some i can think of rn !

▪︎wulfric comes from some random germanic village, not the same as viago but similar, and has a ridiculously insane name. my gf is a huge fan of the name wulfric van schlammstein for him. bc it sounds funny.

▪︎ he travelled to england for research in studies (dawg i do not know, i'm still brainstorming this) n there he met lovely laszlo, mr gorgeous leslie cravensworth. since laz is KIND OF a science guy and I KNOOOW he did all that silly science stuff after he turned but i like to hc that laz in his human years was also studying science, as well as being in that club. as well as being raised in an aristocratic household.

anyways they somehow meet and something sparks. but since laz is consistently busy with his stuff they can only have cute little rendezvous at night in a park or something. they kiss. smoochie even.

▪︎ wulfric was NOOOT aware laz was turned by nadja. when nadja came and bedazzled laz he loves her forever and ever he kinda found wulfric cringe. like cringey dandelion ex bf (they didnt even break up officially) so laz kinda. tried to get wulfric outta his life. I had to think silly about this since its fucking. Wwdits. i have to be silly.

Laz invited wulfric for dinner in the middle of the night. Wulfric took ZERO notice to it being 12am. laszlo ate NOOOOTHING DRANK NOTHING. this bimbo had 0 realisation of any vampiric things. Anyways laz tried to poison wulfric many times that night. He thought he succeeded, but wulfric just got some weird tummy ache afterwards. It was probably expired food LMAOAOAO (im still brainstorming all of this hehehehe)

▪︎ wulfric got turned by a random vampire before he set to seas back home. This wouldve been the last time he saw laz. Loooong long ago. Wulfric was still idk man kinda food poisoned and whatever way he was, the vampire who turned him got stuck in bat form. They are best friends now.

▪︎ wulfric super slumbered for about 150 years. he knows nothing. ZILCH of any of the wars LMAO. he woke up in the 70s and just had the time of his life. sailed to the new world. hes super clueless about anything thats happened so he just takes everything at face value.

▪︎ wulfric also has a familiar !!!!! his name is dorian (i'll link a pic below) dorian was turned just before wulfric super slumbered so he knew that dorian would protect him. dorian is still his familiar. Even as a vampire. Wulfric knows hes cheating the system - he does not care.

▪︎ i like to imagine wulfric comes back into the picture w laz in a super funny way. laszlo installs an electric fence and just so happens to electrocute his silly bimbo ex bf as a bat. What the FUCK. wulfrics allllll over laz and laz just gets so flustered and embarrassed. JUST BUGGER OFF 😭😭😭😭😭 wulfric is not going anywhere.

▪︎ wulfrics kinda the silly cameo like jeff. But except laszlo gets so humiliated everytime. He wants to just be like ok. ten minutes of insane sexual intercourse then youre gone. yea.

▪︎wulfric TOOOOTES calls laz leslie. IT DRIVES HIM INSANE. wulfric EVENTUALLY starts saying laszlo, but at first it was a joke.

▪︎ wulfric is a cute little hondura white bat because they look so fucking silly.

▪︎i cant think of any more rn but i wanna say nadja likes him. calls him a dandelion puff (thank you my pal bee) and mocks him then kindaaaaa gets used to him. this is my husband laszlo and his boyfriend wulfric. new besties.

WOOOOW THAT WAS SO MUCH. SORRY I LIKE. BLUSHES. GET ALL SILLY WHEN PPL WANNA KNOW ABOUT MY GUYS. i love wulfric. I made him about a month ago so im still working on him but hes an immediate favourite for me outta my ocs. hes so perfect. So cutie pie. This guy loves disco. He has a disco ball in his home.

[dillybea]

white diamond smooching spinel bc That’s Exactly What Spinel Deserves 

[tonberry-yoda]

🅱️lease, smoochies from Anasui and Illuso 🙏🙏

Anasui Smooches

notes - I only chose Anasui since I don't know much about Illuso and would rather write someone I'm good at writing lol. But I hope you enjoy because he's my hottie gf <3

You made a mistake when you whispered "I want that pretty pink lipstick all over me" to Anasui at a party.

He immediately grabbed your hand and dragged you to the nearest area where the two of you could be alone. He slammed you against the wall and smiled, cupping your face. "You mean that, doll?" he asked softly.

You nodded with a smirk and he smiled, bringing his lips to yours first before pressing them everywhere from your cheeks, forehead, to your neck.

You balled his hair in your fist and smiled. You decided to give him some kisses too, though he definitely got more than you did.

You walked out to face the rest of the party with pink lipstick smudged all over your face and neck. Some people stared, but didn't say a word while your boyfriend was smugly behind you with a smile.

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[kaibutsinko]

I wanna do nasty things

Like,,,smooching before marriage,,,and holding hands,,,

[clevertyrantcherryblossom]

the world is unjust because i really really wanna smooch my boyfriend, but he is many many states away