Monin nimin häntä kuultu on kutsuttavan
Niin kuin kiroaa kuolemaa Kuoleman
(He's been called by many names
Like a dying man curses death itself)
Rukoilee synkkien myyttien jumalaa
Vihtahousua, Saatanaa, Vapahtajaa
(And prays to a god of dark myths
Old Scratch, Satan, our savior)
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2 days after the cursed bite, Minerva finds herself transforming into some kind of wolf-human hybrid...
no... she's a WEREWOLF!!
✔️ Have your sim be turned into a supernatural being
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Been rewatching the Deadpool and Wolverine movie on a loop for about three days now (cause I’m insane)
Here are my favorite lines (in order of appearance):
Look, I´m not a man of science but you seem INCREDIBLY passed away
I hope fire finds your body and finishes the job god didn’t have the nuts to do.
Pegging isn’t new for me friendo, but is IS new for Disney.
*chuckle* are you OK?! (To crucified Logan)
I´m eating my feelings...
not ALL of you was asleep
*snort* OH are you?!
YES! Yeees, let this man cook!!
MY GOD! Read the room
Jesus just ASK sometimes…
No! Stop! Piss off!!
Welcome to the skull fuck club, paradox! You know she doesn’t wash that hand
He has risen, babygirl!
Alright! Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut
AND my fav interactions:
- You trying to kill me, motherfucker?!
- I’m not the one dousing everything on salt, motherfucker
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-(...)and where the TVA sends people ♪that. dont. play, nice with the rest of the multiverse♪♪
-like you?
-AND you
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-shh, shh shh, almost done
-almost done WHAT?!
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-Gambit?
-I never knew my daddy but I know I shot out of his dick ready
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- There’s only ever been ONE blade. There only ever gonna be one blade
*stares at the camera like in the office*
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-whats it gonna be girl? Original recipe? Or van milder here
-oh that’s funny! I can gently tap the fourth wall too 👁️👄👁️ the proposal
-what the fuck was that?! Bitch! You think that’s what I do?!
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-what’s the wind resistance on those blowjob handles?
-grrr
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This scene is so funny to me, it's not even the first time the audience has to question "okay why is Buck there???" LIKE THE WRITERS SIMPLY JUST START INTERTWINING THEIR LIVES TO THE POINT WHERE THE AUDIENCE JUST HAS TO ACCEPT "well yeah of course buck is there I guess"
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ada limón, the end of poetry
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