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angrybatart · 3 months

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Quick comic of an idea I woke up to this morning.

I imagine Poké Puffs being like those fancy dog treats sold at Petco. They look tasty, but are NOT made for humans. So yucky tasting.

#fanart #quick comic #Pokemon #Pokemon Black and White #Submas #Subway Boss Emmet #Joltik #saw jokes about Emmet being predicted to appear in the next Legends game #so I woke up to the idea of Emmet would TOTALLY try eating a poke puff #because they look like cupcakes #but because they're for Pokemon they probably taste awful to humans #I've tasted cat/dog food before as a kid #can confirm that it is AWFUL #-10/10 would NOT recommend #Joltik would have liked to eat that EMMET #this was very quickly doodled

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moonlight-prose · 3 months

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writing…

#-10/10 would not recommend #trying not to give up on my dream one day at a time #witch aunt talks✨

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jrueships · 2 years

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😭

#you n your mom sittin in the parent teacher conference room #listening with dread as ur teacher is nearing the end of his cordial hows ur day been greeting with ur mom #like ohh she not gonna be smilin like that anymore . .#pushin her hair back like this public politeness is gonna transform once she hears how i' v e been actin .#jabari foresaw losing to portland in 2022 #i love his giant tshirt 😭#he is just a little guy!!!#at heart!#gup getting kyphosis for these kids and no one cares ☹️#jabaris lil perma undereye bags #hes astral projecting into paolos life seeing hes having fun #-10/10 would not recommend #he just needs to learn to pray on peoples downfall like me with that new jurrasic park movie #jaba #gup

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themoonunderstoodmydadjokes · 13 days

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I like your voice, maybe you could use it to talk me through an orgasm sometime??

#mine #text post #🫣🫣🫣#in a mood tonight #voice kink #also being talked through an orgasm??? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫#10/10 would recommend

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pants-lint · 1 year

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Just had a Thought and now I'm curious. What's you guy's strangest comfort media? It doesn't have to be strange as in like creepy/fucked up/whatever, it can just be smthn a lil odd.

#Mine is a drum corps show from 2015 LMAO #Carolina Crown's “Inferno” to be exact lol #this was during my peak Band Kid years and also the height of my Divine Comedy fixaction so this just scratched SUCH a good itch #i would literally just watch this like 13 min long marching band show over and over #and try to figure out what parts of the music represented what parts of the poem #thank god i had other band friends i could just word vomit about this too at the time lol #every few months or so i'll fall back into it and reanalyze it a lil weirdo too lol #anyway 10/10 show would recommend if you like band stuff n dante LMAO

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darabeatha · 1 year

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-Pats the empty passenger seat of his mecha horse-

#IM SURPRISED??? WAS IT THE B.OOBS?? IT WAS WASN'T IT-#i understand #also very surprised about v.lad in there as well #if he gets dehydrated; ur giving him ur b.lood now-#that aside; it IS the famous wooden horse from the troy war #except--- its not made out of wood-- and its a mecha #BUT- the idea is there #ody brought the idea which in question sounds very funny like;; why would YOU (as parts of the trojans.meme)#-accept a huge wooden horse like that?? from ur enemy??#not only did he bring in the matter but my guy was lit inside there as well with the other soldiers #HE'S LIT THE 'oh dont worry about it' meme #also curious fact of the day that might sound obvious but it wasnt to me #u know how there's a kind of m.alware called 'trojan horse' or just 'trojan' ; its in reference to the wooden horse #as in this case; symbolically the wooden horse comes to represent the idea of letting in a foe into a securely protected place #which is what happens when the malware installs itself into the computer #funny story; i once got a turbo trojan on my old pc like LIT-#-10/10 would not recommend #;dash comment #;o.dysseus #i once saw a comic where i dunno who it was that asked him why did he have a gap specifically in the middle of his b.oobs and #how it would just make it even a more noticeable target if someone were shooting arrows or something #but the catch was that it was intended to be that way and the arrows just bounced off OITROINH #i think thats quite ic to how his plans tend to be-#TBH;; it makes sense #like; his third skill is lit that; it lit says its an invincible armor that carries the conceptualized defenses of the gods #of course; me thinks that it must be something like k.arna's golden armor where its not -impossible- to damage #but def a nice thing for him

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cryptocism · 2 months

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the sillies

dialogue from here if you want a blast from the year 2010

#my art #dc #bart allen #kon el #conner kent #impulse #superboy #konbart #bartkon #we need to decide is it konbart or bartkon #its barely even a portmanteau we should know what the order is at least #out of all the starkid productions mamd....... does not crack the top 10 for me. probably bottom of the list.#would definitely not be the first show id recommend to anybody #very 2010s humour #however this exchange was funny

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temeyes · 8 months

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perfect day for recon!

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theradicalace · 3 months

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#ace rambles #i wish all a very #self ship #self shipping #seriously this rules so much i can literally cuddle with my beloved whenever i want this RULES #10/10 would recommend #cannot recommend enough

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breanna777 · 3 months

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Time to appreciate the ✨ass✨

In all honesty I have no idea how long these were sitting in my camera roll💀 I just saw em rn and decided to post 🤷‍♀️

#the band ghost #ghost #copia #papa copia #papa emeritus iv #ghost bc #papa emeritus 4 #papa popia #popia copia #copia emeritus #his ass #love this man #great view #10/10 would recommend

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rhythmmortis · 5 months

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kh1 is the best kh game because it lets you go Creature Mode

#kingdom hearts #kh #sora #heartless #friend shaped #kh1 #bbs is my actual fave game but in terms of Creature Mode it comes in second even though it has the illusion commands #this took longer than i thought it would to edit but anything for The Creature #i spent 10 straight minutes doing this and i made a save before the riku-ansem fight so i could do it again #(also i recommend audio but i will reblog with an audio/video description when i can after this is scheduled to post)

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soup-in-my-fly · 2 months

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I just finished Fervent Care of Dying Things and BOYYYYY I am NOT ok

Also inspired some domestic ren x law fluff <3

(With accompanying lyrics from Dom andra by Kent)

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#ren btd #ren hana #btd ren #lawrence oleander #btd lawrence #btd art #btd #btd2 #btd fanart #fervent care of dying things #renlaw #boyfriend to death #btd fanfic #i got sooooo so sad when I first realised it was uncompleted #I absolutely ADORE the writing style #10/10 would recommend #my art

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tinartss · 10 months

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mutual dislike of the rain

#alhaitham #kaveh #genshin impact #the sillies #listened to those jazz w bg rain playlists while drawing this. 12/10 would recommend #haikaveh #kavetham

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cnl0400 · 3 months

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Why Solomon doesn't like the ocean?

(Honestly, surprised that the answer Is behind an event Devilgram. Feels like something you would put in the Main Story, or at least on a card in a permanent gacha)

... He was prisioner in the ocean :( It makes me sad that everyone considers him so dangerous that they feel the need to trap him... Reminds me of the story about Solomon & Nightbringer in S2... Solomon Magic Is really destructive...

#obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me solomon #anyways. I think both cards in this event are worth it tbh #but I think it's nuts thst they put this piece of Lore behind a paywall... it's not the first time they do that but oh well #the story in this devilgram feels that could be well part of MS instead a DG. (in a good way of course)#10/10 would recommend #post0400

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icantdothistodaybruh · 4 months

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I have no words

#I was (and still am) doing something for valentines day but it's taking way longer then I thought it would #and so I needed a break #not sorry in the slightest for these #10\10 would recommend to a friend #sebaciel #kuroshitsuji #kuroshitpost #black butler #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #grell sutcliff #my art #sketch

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attonitos-gloria · 11 months

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Oppenheimer has a scene of a very beautiful naked woman fucking a very beautiful naked man and there is zero sexual energy displayed on screen. Zero. Said woman stops halfway through it and makes the man (Oppenheimer himself) read a poem in Sanskrit about death, which the audience is supposed to associate with the atomic bomb. There is a second attempt at romance: Oppenheimer flirts while explaining quantum mechanics. Looking into his future wife's eyes under his big eyelashes, he says that matter is mostly empty, negative space; it's the bond between atoms that creates the illusion of matter being solid. What we experience as touch, he says while holding her hand, is the repulsion of this bond that stops one body from going through the other. It was in fact appealing to me, but then by the end of the movie Oppenheimer has visions of carbonized bodies laid before him: his invention destroyed matter in such a brutal way that he steps not onto them but through them. So basically. All scenes about sex are not about sex; they are about death. What is about sex in fact, the climax, if you will, is death: the most erotic scene in the movie, the high point of tension that takes your breath away, is a scene of people watching an atomic bomb explode. And that really says all you need to know about how Nolan's mind operates

#oppenheimer #oppenheimer spoilers #i loved the movie by the way. will watch it again #10/10 would recommend #it is SUCH a nolan movie [affectionate][derogatory]

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