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sadclowncentral · 11 months ago

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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

#my brother going OH FUCK GLUTEN BLAST was funny though so points taken #if somebody has cast a curse on me or something can you please undo it i will meet your demands for ramson

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jvlianbashir · 10 months ago

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horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

#when everyone looks like an instagram model and the house is spotless: *back of my mind* this is a set #when the actor has a little acne and normal teeth and there are dishes in the sink: oh fuck this is just like me and my house ahhhhhhhh #not st #doctor's log

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jammboe · 10 months ago

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Pangaea miku

#how is this the fastest growing post on twitter for me #already at 16k likes? 😭😭😭#genuinely feel like this has given me an art block #oh well..#😔#hatsune miku #horseshoe crab

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boobilby · 5 months ago

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Anyways

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hansoeii · 7 months ago

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It was affection.

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eggsistential-breakdown · 10 months ago

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Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

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meattforbrains · 19 days ago

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The diner scene made me physically ill and rip my hair out and punch holes in my wall and

#love love chapter 4 so much…….not done yet but maannnnnnnnn Kris is character of all time #also this may be crazy and insane but oh my god I genuinely like krusie more than suselle……….#its soooooooo obvious Kris has a crush on Susie…..WHATEVAARRRRR #my art #deltarune #digital art #procreate #kris dreemurr #susie deltarune #deltarune chapter 3 #deltarune chapter 4 spoilers #carol holiday #carol deltarune

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thedeafprophet · 10 months ago

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I will testify that even if I strongly dislike, utterly hate, and cannot stand a character, I will never go on someones post talking about liking that character and say so. Basic decency and all that

#shocking how other people dont have this basic decency #not about me (right now. it has happened many times before)#but oh boy #the prophet speaks

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sylusbitch · 5 months ago

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my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"

#i just love the idea that penelope was nervous thinking it's an uprising #only to be pleasantly surprised to find her husband is eradicating an entire generation of suitors #and she becomes a nervous teenager getting ready for their first date waiting to arrive #bonus points if odysseus has blood on him he forgot to wipe off and penelope is like oh HELLLL YEAH #epic the musical #epic the ithaca saga #epic penelope #odypen

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jollymalt · 5 months ago

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more pirates!

#jayce has arrived in the pirate au #pirate jayvik #what a tag my oh my #i dont know how i ended up here but its fun #^__^#artists on tumblr #fanart #arcane jayvik #arcane jayce #jayce talis #arcane viktor #jayce x viktor #arcane fanart #arcane au #arcane #digital art #jayvik

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qvert · 5 months ago

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Refuge at the Firelight Hideout

#funnily enough two of my favourite fics have just arrived at exactly this point #with WILDLY different journeys and emotional stakes #which is really iconic to me #so yeah this has been a long time coming #thanks to both of you :)#MINE #arcane #vi arcane #caitlyn kiramman #caitvi #piltover's finest #violyn #especially you venom #you absolute motherfucker #(she says lovingly)#anyways #gnight #OH #yeah so I totally photobashed ekkos mural don’t get on my ass about it

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spoopup · 6 days ago

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more sonadow dads because im kindof obsessed like this is my fave thing to draw rn sorry

More doodles under the cut

IDK how to draw babies in sonic im so sorry. She looks so sillay. but i love her dearly.

Yay (ALSO!!! Editing to add i have posted my design for nebby (the baby) before but ive tweaked it just a bit lol ill post then eventually maybe) (wanted to finalise her design somewhat so i could make a ref for AF)

#sonadow #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic #shadow #sonic x shadow #sonadow fankid #sonadow dads #sth #my art #fanart #this has beeb in my drafrs for like 2 weeks hi guys i just remembered right now. and added more stuff i drew since i drafted this #sorry if the dialogue’s awkward i was gonna adjusr it but ive already drafted rhe post im tired #almost 2k notes oh my goodness this breached containment

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eydilily · 4 months ago

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Ranchers' faces when they realize the ranch is on fire (happy alternative: when they find the chickens survived)