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pinkieroy · 4 months

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I don't think my mom understands that autism is a disability

#paraphrasing #“you're using it as an excuse so you don't have to change your behavior”#....my brother in christ #there was also “you are not trying”#which my brother in christ i've been living without a diagnosis for over 26 years and you tell me i'm not trying?????#anyway fun stuff #like i'm glad she paid for the assessment without her i would still be wondering about it #but in the other hand she doesn't understand the disability part #text #personal

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huachengsromcom · 2 months

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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

#this is half in jest #but #I know some people don’t count it as “real until they kiss but THIS is honestly so gay of them #it’s in the subtext it’s in everything THAT ISNT a kiss #it’s so queer #Hua Cheng is ALL IN XL is just too innocent to Grasp It #XL is saying “come round to my tiny shack whenever sleep on my mat with me BEST FRIEND I will be your home” and HC is SUFFERING #the armoury scene is favourite of the entire thing #I was like my brother in Christ HAVE YOU NO SHAME #and knew immediately I would love him forever #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #she’s being unhinged again

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rock-in-robins · 29 days

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"Tim feels abandoned" "he's being ignored" "tim is jealous of the attention they give damian" "tim is-" tim drake would break out into actual literal hives at the thought of anything resembling an adult monitoring him, he'd starting hissing like a feral cat if Bruce tried to get involved with his business, he'd saw his own arm off if his family tried to demand he checks in more than once a month with heavily coded messages

#to be clear this is not hate on fanon at all #i just find tims characterization a little funny when bro is actively lying to batman about his on the daily #“oh yeah b were just chilling at the tower no need to worry!” my brother in christ you are in space cause galatic incidents #tim drake #young just us #batman #dc robin #robin #red robin #bruce wayne #batfamily

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kosmogrl · 26 days

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"you probably don't remember" do you know who you're talking to???

#my brother in christ I always remember

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weirdgirlnicorobin · 2 months

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'I Never Thought MY Grandkids Would Turn Out To Be Criminals' Says Man Who Gave His Grandchildren To Criminals To Raise

#monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #one piece #monkey d garp #category 5 garp moment #my brother in christ what did you think would happen

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justwait-sunshine · 2 months

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today in the chronicles of women in motorsport...

#found this in ig comments and couldn't resist #this is the woman behind ferraris strategy in the early days of sebastian vettel btw #so yeah #happy international women's month #dont forget the 'you like f1 because it was made into a netflix show'#and his equally charming twin 'you only like f1 because the drivers are hot'#my brother in christ #shut the fuck up #i love it here sm #scuderia ferrari #f1 #formula 1 #women in motorsport #motorsports #ruth buscombe

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zivazivc · 4 months

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started going wall climbing with my brother recently and it's so much fun! i used to do it as a kid but stopped because i was super short, dunno why i never picked it up again...

anyway i kind of imagine these two would do that too, like a fun date, especially in a human au scenario, although i drew them as trolls because i've realized i haven't drawn them much at all

#JD gave him the idea for the date just saying #branch owes his bro that manly bonding trip into the wild JD has been asking for them to go on #trolls #dreamworks trolls #broppy #trolls branch #trolls poppy #my art #wall climbing #i'm much lighter than my brother so whenever i let him down too quick and then stop i get yanked up and almost land with my head in his ass #it's actually very funny #drew the equipment from memory because i can't be bothered #cheesy fries is supposed to sound like jesus christ #i tried

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marvelsmostwanted · 2 years

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Sorry it’s just extremely funny to me that this man looks at this and thinks he’s oppressed

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#like my brother in christ… there is an entire half mile dedicated to u at every barnes & noble in the country #and you didn’t lift a finger to ‘write’ half of those books #?????????????#james patterson #roxane gay #I think she is the only person who should write books actually #mine

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werewolf-transgenderism · 8 months

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more peanuts

#ofmd #our flag means death #my art #izzy my brother in christ he is NOT listening <3 #peanuts

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isjasz · 6 months

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[Day 166]

Keep at arm's (sword's) length

#dddaily4sherin #grian #pearlescentmoon #zombiecleo #goodtimeswithscar #secret life #secret life smp #trafficblr #traffic smp #my art #Sorry this looks. Kinda bad I have been drawing the whole day the art kinda stopped arting💀💀💀#but I wanted to draw everyone that has offered an alliance to scar :')#plus the heart foundation but they hate him now HEADINHANDS #do you want to trade swords with him?#(my brother in christ trying to scam ppl into giving you better swords ISNT A WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS)#ARE U EVEN TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS ANYMORE SCARRRRRR

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starlite-sin · 7 months

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Vanessa: Why would you bring Abby back here?

Appropriate answer: My babysitter for her went missing and I don't have the money/time/ability to find a new one.

Mike (for some reason): It's the ghost children

#my brother in christ what was that excuse??#fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie spoilers #five nights at freddy's movie spoilers

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gaslightgirlsummer · 7 months

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you can be down bad but you will never be max verstappen getting a microphone put right into his hand and not even realising he was going to be interviewed because he was so busy talking to charles level of down bad

#get a GRIP #my brother in christ what is this #on live television #he was GONE #max verstappen #charles leclerc #f1 #brazilian gp 2023 #lestappen

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tangledinink · 8 months

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they're both winged pretty boys, so, do you think they'd be friends...?

.... probably not.

( ; w ; i just really liked @livvylubug's lunanardo design and wanted to draw them together... at least luna's donnie and swannie's leo could maybe bond...?)