#....yeah-

[mikey-stardust-way]

I love reading older comics, off sites that also have the ads from the comics because I get goldmine material that I frankly WANT SO BAD, like look at this!

I'd kill for this!

[earako]

Eh, why not, nother short blurb of the necromancer!ambrosius au

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Ballister remembered collapsing on the couch and stifiling his agonized cries in the dusty cushions.

He remembered desperately trying to stop thw bleeding from the stump where his arm used to be.

And although he was certain it was a hallucination brought on by blood loss he remembered Ambrosius coming back for him. Ambrosius cradling Ballister as if he were precious, as if he were still loved.

He rememberes rattlong breaths that barely filled his lungs as his consciousness drifted...drifted...drifted....

White, blinding hot agony ripped through Ballister. He opened his mouth to scream but no sound came out. He felt like his limbs should have twitched and flailed, but they remained still.

"More...it needs more!"

"You'll fucking fry him-"

"Do you want to be my assistant or not?!"

"Don't you fucking take that tone with me blondie-"

"Either you kill me so I can join him or you help me bring him back."

Voices. There were voices yelling-Ambrosius?

"Look I-this is a really stressful time, okay? His body can take it, please just....just a little more."

His Rosious was talking-again the searing torture stole all of Ballister's mental functions and call he could think of was hurthurthurthurthurthurthurthurt-

Painpainpainpainpain-

The scream remained trapped in Ballister's throat, why wasn't Ambrosius helping him? Was he angry? Was Ambrosius punishing Ballister-did he choose the institute over their love-

"Look! His eyes are opening!" Ballister didn't recognize that voice.

Who, what, where-

Ballister's vision swam as it finally focused in on Ambrosius haggard face.

Ambrosius.

Ballister wanted to apologize and punch his idiotic (ex?) lover and pull him into a kiss and demand he leave.

A blurb of pink hovered over Ambrosius shoulder-was that a child? What was a child doing here?

"....A recently deceased man, found himself wound in the land of living, again." Music. There was music coming from...from....from Ballister?

"...Bal?" Ballister, with great difficulty, finally moved his head to Ambrosius.

The blonde knight had bags that looked like bruises under his eyes, his hair was a mess and his hoodie looked like it hadn't been washed in days.

It was the complete opposite of the pure joy and adoration that lit up Ambrosius' face.

"...It worked...hah...hahhhaah! It woked! Good Gloreth it fucking worked!" While Ambrosius danced around and celebrated...Bal waking up apparently? The pink haired child could only stand in horror.

Specifcally at Ballister's...chest?

Ballister looked down.

He screamed.

But all that came out from the speaker in his chest was,

"Bound in a body, of gears and wheels but oddly, he has no voice and his steel joints, barely, can bend."

[lovely-v]

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

[stafsar]

my muse and I

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[jenjen4280]

Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!

[mushiver]

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[emberwritesinsight]

The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say "poor unfortunate soul". What do you mean she's stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[fairy-of-divorce]

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[scribefindegil]

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

[pocketss]

mmm soob

[luriuan]

I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

[fellsoleander]

[Image ID: A flow chart with two branches. The starting point reads "does this character have problems." One branch leads to "yes" then "make them worse," while the other branch leads to "no" then "give them some." End ID.]