#100% boy outfit 100% girl pose

[strawberry-milkbunny]

I have no one to talk to about Tokyo Rev so here r my random hot takes that I need to say:

- Emma and Hina r boring and used as romance plot devices it’s okay to admit that Wakui can’t write women idk I don’t expect shounen/men to be able to write girls well (still cried when Emma died tho bc she didn’t deserve it!!!)

- lol I LOVE Yuzuha and Senju tho

- I actually do like Emma and Draken together but I also firmly believe Draken is in love w/Mikey and was just projecting onto Emma LMAO

- Yuzuha is a lesbian

- Controversial: I don’t think Shinchiro was THAT great of an older brother. Like he was cool but he still introduced Mikey and Izana into the world of gang life/normalizing violence and yeah OG Black Dragons isn’t like that but….what do u expect when u form a gang??? .obviously there’s a high chance that it’s gonna develop into LEGIT gang activity

- As an adult and someone who was basically raised by an older sibling w/a big age gap (my sis is 7 years older) I kinda don’t blame Takeomi for being a bad older brother??? Realistically he’s a 17 yr old in charge of raising 2 toddlers like NO SHIT he did a bad job. At least Shin had his grandfather to help out but Takeomi actually had no one. Doesn’t explain y he’s a brokey LOL buttttt again I don’t FULLY blame him for being a bad sibling still hurt my boi Sanzu 😤😤

- I HC that Mikey is used to having a caretaker (Draken and later Sanzu) bc when Shin died he was so depressed and genuinely couldn’t get out of bed

- Takemitchy is also lowkey boring/typical shounen protagonist and canonically stinky like Hina could do sm better. This is personal preference so I find myself wanting more chaotic/dumb protagonists who are slightly morally ambiguous like Denji, Gintoki, hell even Naruto at times. Takemitchy didn’t get character development until BD arc and that’s just a bit too long for me….

- Koko and Inui r gay and dating 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

- the Haitani brothers r the kardashians of the TR universe they’re so embarrassing Deadass show up and pose/do absolutely nothing I LOVE THEM SHKSKSKSK

- I love how it’s universally agreed that Mitsuya and Chifuyu r the best bois

- I have mixed feelings about Izana. I genuinely do like him and DESPISE how he’s whitewashed by fanart

- I get it u genuinely just wanted to not be alone and found out ur adopted in the worst way possible but…..idk how that justifies killing ur own sister but u do u ig 🤷‍♀️ and u have KAKUCHO AS UR FAMILY WTH

- don’t listen to me tho I’m a Mikey and Sanzu stan LMAOO 🤭🤭🤭

- Izana is the definition of mommy issues and 100% had crunchy hair lik mans was homeless

- if I saw Izana IRL I would RUN 🏃‍♀️idk he looks a lil crazy

- also this man does not know Tagalog he didn’t even know he was Filipino until he was lik 12

- idk the Tenjiku arc is so funny to me bc Izana is deadass: imma kill everyone in Mikey’s life for revenge and Mikey is lik: bruh I didn’t even kno u existed until last week and now ur killing our sister UNPROVOKED ???

- Bonten!Mikey is a virgin/no libido mans is DEPRESSED

- wished the Bonten arc was longer simply for the outfits bc Wakui KNOWS FASHION but that shit was DEPRESSION

- 3 Deities Arc was amazing and also funny/serious at the same time. It literally was an all out brawl in an AMUSEMENT PARK

- fr tho wtf was Benkei, Wakasa and Takeomi doing there??? Like they’re canonically 27 GO GET A JOB STOP FIGHTING 15 YEAR OLDS SHKSKSKS

- U cannot tell me that Sanzu WASNT sad when Baji and Mucho died.

- Baji was straight up his childhood friend and the only one other than Senju who knows about the plane incident/Mikey’s possessive side. And In the OG!timeline I’m pretty sure Baji was the only friend Sanzu DIDNT attack. While with Mucho he was pretty much his older brother, Sanzu just decided Mikey was better

- Tbh if the dark impulses/Shin thing wasn’t real I would’ve firmly believed Mikey had DID or something. Which again made only worse by the fact that violence and death is such a regular thing in his life (GET THIS MAN THERAPY LIK WTF IS SHIN AND GRANDPA SANO DOING???)

- Kazutora going a lil crazy is lowkey expected and I hate how we only find out about his home life in the character books. This kid grew up in a physically and mentally abusive household (gaslight to pick between parents and as s/o who has experienced that shit it’s fucked up) and I rlly don’t think prison helped out his mental stability either no shit he tried to kill Mikey

- I don’t ship Mikey and Takemichy (despite the IMMENSE gay ness btwn them) firmly bc I think everyone can see how much power Takemitchy has over Mikey idk it has a weird power dynamic like if Takemitchy tried he could 100% control Mikey (platonically or romantically)

- Baji, Chifuyu and Kazutora r a throuple

- I HATE how Sanzu is reduced to this crazy drug addict. Sanzu is canonically smart, manipulative, and formally trained fighter. He also REMEMBERS the OG timeline, he had to experience Shin dying twice and everyone else die no shit he’s a little bonkers/needs drugs to take everything away. Plus his relationship to Mikey which tbh is a whole separate post

- controversial !!!: I ship Mikey and Sanzu or Mikey and Draken. Sanzu only bc this man has a big ass crush and deserves some niceness for once

- ppl write Kakucho as this shy, nice guy like ur not wrong but mans is also running UNPROVOKED into Yakuza offices like it’s the gym while dragging Rindou wit him 😭😭😭

- the haitanis r the best sibling duo

- It lowkey makes me mad in fanfics where Ran is depicted as cheating w/Rin’s gf like??? This man raised his younger brother himself u cannot tell me he doesn’t love his brother and would actually do that to him

- Ran would 1000% do anything for Rin and i firmly believe he kinda regrets not saying anything in court to prevent Rindou frm joining him in jail. Like saying he forced Rindou to kill someone w/him, abusing his brother at home, etc especially in the Bonten! tl he def thinks about wtf he dragged his brother into

- I also don’t think they’ve slept w/ the same person before. Idk I feel like they have diff types like Ran goes for more motherly/mature types while Rindou goes for sweeter/shy types

- Draken has road rage

- Yuzuha should’ve been taller like AT LEAST 5’7 bitch is related to Hakkai and Taiju for gods sake

- OG BD 100% thought Wakasa was a girl for at least a month. He’s canonically 5’3 and pretty.

- Characters who r 100% bisexual: WAKASA, Senju,maybe Hina, Draken (def in denial), Rindou, Ran (he’s a whore as long as ur pretty he’s down), Sanzu, Koko, Kazutora, Chifuyu

- Mitsuya had a crush on Draken

[gaypyro]

Rating the New Champions Variant Covers

So marvel recently revealed a bunch of Varient Covers of "What if every hero had a sidekick/youth counterpart" and while I love most of the designs, some definately are better then others

#22

I hate the Vision Design and I dont know why. Something just feels fundamentally off about it/ Maybe its the fact its a pitch white, skintight 8 year old? Maybe its the posing? The Debris? IDK Man is feels weird.

#21

and

#20

These two get paired together for a single reason

It's just Billy and Teddy. I love Billy and Teddy, their some of the only actual Gay Men in Marvel, but come one guys. Certainly you can do a young Dr. Strange and Young Hulk thats different? Strange goes higher if only because I like the art more, the Young Hulk I just dislike entirely

#19

Speaking of uninspired, the only reason Miles is above Billy & Teddy is that at least shes a different gender then her mainline counterpart. Other then that its probably the laziest design here. Also, you may notice the webbing seems off, that will be a recurring trend here where limbs or background elements were layered improperly or something.

#18

I actually really like this character design. It looks like a fun character in a superhero elementry school spin-off book. The only issue um... thats Storm. Its the next gen Storm and she's white. That's basically my only issue, and why shes above the 3 I actively somewhat dislike designwise, but... Storm is one the premiere Black Superheros. Having her next gen counterpart be white feels so weird. I

#17

On one hand, I can 100% see normal Deadpool wearing this. On the other, the My Boy adds way to much charm for me to rate it with the other uninspired ones, and at least I dont feel like its whitewashing anything. We are at the point where I'd unironically love to see any of these designs in a book, even if its an Elseworld instead of main universe one.

#16

Teen Female Wolverine has been done to death, but I do like how this one goes for a more monstrous Angle compared to Laura and Gabby. The tattered, beast up costumes, beastial feet, large Ponytail giving off the deelling of a mane, nasty looking teeth, and BONE CLAWS very much makes it feel more like a feral forest mutant then the more clean, assassin design Laura had.

#15

The big thing I like here is it isn't a reimagining of Carol Danvers current, captain marvel outfit, but her Miss Marvel ones. We already have Kamala for a new gen version of Carols current design, so a reimigining of the old one, in a way that doesn't feel super fetishy is nice. First I thought it was a dude, but it might be a girl? Unsure.

#14

I really love this design, but it doesn't really scream Black Panther... and I honestly dont care. I love bright colors, makes my brain go byr, and the fact she has a completely different powerset most likely intrigues me.

#13

I have a weakness for fishpeople of all types ok? I find the designs naturally appealing. Even still, Starlord's Chibi Starfish Successor is neat, but not amazing. The ideas done a lot better later on.

#12

He looks like he is having so much fun with his Mentor. I also like how, unlike everyone else, Black Cat's Apprentice is kinda chubby. I don't know man he just seems like he'd be a fun guy to hang out with at college.

#11

Whats better then a succesor to one hero? a Succesor to TWO HEROES! The Captain America Succesor I feel very much has some elements of Wasp design, and I always am down for High Tech Wingspans even if they weren't intentionally going for it.

#10

Instead of being the Scarlet witch they made her the Magenta Witch. All in all I just really like the sorta sorceror design, especially the chosen color scheme. Also ghostly mystical fire is fun you should follow it into the swamp.

#9

Listen I love this design. Its in the top 10 for a reason but man... that arm. Every time I see the image I cant help but notice how insanely small his arm is, like he was supposed to have both arms resting but they decided "Have him twirl a stake so people know its blade."

#8

Moon Squire is here to kick ass and pass third grade math! I just like the Cowl mixed with baseball cap design lol. Moon Knight always fucking kills it with the drip though so im not surprised.

#7

A Friend told me It's Gwen Tennyson cosplaying Magneto and now I cant not see it. I do like that shes implied to have a different powerset then Eric as well, always fun when they did that.

#6

The better Chibi Venom. Only missed the top 5 since I dont think he'd be able to carry a book as the main protag, he is the perfect sidekick though. Just this mildly creepy cutie pootie handing with the fairly creepy Symbiote. After Extreme Venomverse shouldn't be surprised the Venom varient is amazing, but I am suprised thats the direction they went.

#5

If Next Gen Storm and Next Gen Moon Knight are in the Elementary School book, Wee-Hulk is the main god damn character. She's just a very fun little kid hulk, I especially love how shes doing the Iconic "She-Hulk holds a Car Above her head" pose with an electric scooter.

#4

Listen, Non-Binery Latin America Iron Man with the Criminally Underused Grey Armor design is great. They gpt Green Hair, Pronouns, and the backing of Americas #1 Arms Dealer, ready to take on the world!

#3

The Thing has become one of them Yancy Street Kids, and the Fantastic Four are his gang. I just love the design, Spiky Rock person is always a favorite of mine.

#2

Miku Ghost Rider. On Roller Skates. With a fucking Hellfire Flail. I am imagining she has an entire like, Magical Girl Transformation Sequence whenever she transforms, just with a lot more demons and fire then normal.

#1

Listen, I get it. Legs dont bend like that. She is objectively less creative then the last 3 or 4. But, I like Crows. I like Ravens. I like Thor. And this Thor looks like she wont take any of Odins BS when he goes shit dad mode.

[b3alm1ghty]

GIRL ALMIGHTY   ੈ✩‧₊˚ THE PRE-RELEASE SINGLE

Girl Almighty is the first pre-release single by Boys Almighty ( also known as BAM! ) under Rainbow Entertainment. The song was a surprise drop on January 20th, 2024 with no warning or advertising in promotion for their re-debut album ; One and All.

Produced and written by ROZE, the song was greatly received and shot the group to instant fame, generating widespread anticipation for their first album under their new company. The song was not heavily promoted, with only a few music show appearances and few other official schedules, however the boys promoted frequently on social media with a dance challenge and sharing vlog style behind-the-scenes clips that captured the same aesthetic essence of the mv. Despite this, it peaked at 14 on the Circle Chart and 28 on the Billboard Hot 100, marking their first time on either chart.

ੈ✩‧₊˚  i. the music video

The music video depicts the 5 members and their friendship and adventures with a girl, the presumed girl almighty. The group shots include them all exploring their city and laughing, enjoying their time together in youthful reverence. Each member has several solo sequences with the girl, and it is clear by the way they look at her and interact with her that they have feelings for her, but are too nervous to admit them to her. Sammy's scenes include the pair roaming a school's sports field after hours, climbing the abandoned bleachers, and running and dancing across the grassy field. In Bo's scenes, the two are in a mostly empty fast-food restaurant, laughing, chatting, and sharing food. Taeyoung's scenes show the two in a bedroom, playing around with a vintage-looking camera. They take turns taking pictures of each other in different poses and playing around. Kiho's scenes show the pair riding bikes together in the dusk, riding circles around each other as their hair blows in the wind and the sun sets in the background. Kitae's scenes take place in the snow as the two play around, throwing snowballs, making snow angels, and chasing each other in the fresh powdery snow. The girl is always depicted as she is in the lyrics of the song, care-free and almost wild. However, we never see this girl almighty's full face, giving her an air of mystery. The video received praise for its cinematic quality in capturing a coming-of-age-esque story of longing.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ ii. the styling

Styling for this song was essentially just casual clothes with a skater sort of style inspiration. Baggy jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, jackets, and sneakers made up their outfits both in the music video and in the few performances they did.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ iii. the highlights

✦ although the release was entirely unexpected, it was incredibly well received by the public

✦ however, old fans of the group were completely blindsided by the changes to the lineup, and many were left wondering where jisung and dohyun had gone

✦ after new fans began looking into the group's background and began wondering the same, the company released statements that the two had simply decided against renewing their contracts with RBE for personal reasons

✦ the group gained 17M TikTok followers in the first few days after the song's release, several of their vlog-style videos going viral for the vibes

✦ one even gained traction with western audiences and being entirely in english it made a smooth transition to a popular '2024 so far' photodump trend

✦ the group gained a ton of new fans which was pretty divisive among old fans, there were those who were super excited to have an expansion to the fandom and then of course those who instantly became gatekeepers

✦ they also received plenty of praise for their visuals as a group, sammy admitting in a tiktok comment that he wasn't used to getting so many compliments

✦ a taeyoung edit of moments from lost boys to clips from the mv celebrating his debut while shading neverland went viral, causing the group's first fan war!

✦ eunji was asked about producing the song while she was on live, and she revealed that she didn't know it would end up being used for them, but that she had grown up attending the same schools as sammy

[stardust948]

[Frenemies AU]

Prison arc part 3

Poppy, walking up: Hi! Ew, Ozai you're outfit's all dirty.

Ozai: Oh no, now I'll never win the prison beauty pageant!

Poppy: They have those?

Bato: Where have you've been?! I told you to stay close to us so you don't get hurt!

Poppy: I joined a prison gang!

Hakoda: What do you mean?

Poppy: Well this group of mean scary prisoners said I was cute and funny so they invited me to join their prison gang.

Ozai: And you said yes?!

Poppy: Uh-huh. I told them I was going to make us all special T-shirts ^_^

The boys: ...

Guard, patrolling the fence nearby: You! You people!

Hakoda: What?

(Guard lifts hat to reveal it's Bumi)

Bumi: Who misses their favorite teacher?

Everyone, running up to him: Bumi!

Bumi: Shhh! Act like I'm a Chin Village guard!

(Everyone strikes an awkward pose)

Bato: Where did you get that outfit?

Bumi: They sell these at the hotel gift shop. *laughs* How stupid is that?!

Ozai: Would you just get us out of this prison?!

Bumi: I'm working on it.

Hakoda: You have a plan?

Bumi: Sorta. I have a cabbage truck.

Ozai: ...Cabbage truck?

Bumi: Yes. I met a merchant and traded 100 yams for it.

Bato: You just so happen to have 100 yams on you?

Bumi: Yes! Well actually they were unfried dough balled up but don't tell him that.

Poppy: I joined a prison gang!

Bumi: Oh Poppy. Don't ever change you strange wonderful girl! Now, there is an access road right behind this building. I'll be after dark waiting. When you kids jump in, I'll drive us across the boarder right out of this poop-shack of a village.

Hakoda: How do we get out of this prison?

Bumi: Oh come on! I'm supposed to think of everything?! I got the cabbage truck!

Poppy: Look it's my prison gang! Wait up! *runs off*

Bumi: I'll be there tomorrow night after dark. See ya! *leaves*

The boys: Wait Bumi!

Hakoda: He left us!

Bato: How are we supposed to break out of this prison?!

Ozai: Hey, what's Poppy doing?

Poppy, in a mediation circle with the prisoners: Deep breaths. I am not my anger and my anger is not me.

Prisoners: I am not my anger and my anger is not me.

Bato: Tui and La, she started a cult.

Hakoda: I think I know how to break out of this prison.

Bato: How?

Hakoda: We start *pauses for dramatic effect* a RIOT! >:D

Bato and Ozai:

Ozai: And we're dead.

___

(The boys meeting Ursa and Kya at the divider)

Ursa: A cabbage truck...?

Hakoda: Shh! *glances at the guards* We just need to start a riot right about... now.

Kya, picking up a rock: No problem. *walking away* Heyyy girls. Wanna play rocks?

Ursa: Here we go again. *follows her*

Bato: So what are we supposed to do?

Hakoda: Follow the ladies lead. *throws a rock at a prisoner*

Prisoner: Ow! What was that for? It really hurt my feelings.

Hakoda: Aren't you angry?

Prisoner: Normally, but I've been working on controlling my anger lately.

Hakoda:

Ozai to Hakoda: Great plan.

Hakoda: Here's an idea, why don't we leave them alone with you for 10 minutes?

Ozai: Excuse me?!

Hakoda: Worked last time.

Bato: Guys!

Poppy: Hakoda why are you throwing rocks at my gang-mates?

Hakoda, grabs her shoulders: Poppy! What are they're weaknesses? How do we make them mad enough to fight?!

Poppy: But they've been making so much progress. Why-

Ozai: So we can get out of this crap-hole!!!

Bato: Bumi has a plan but we need to get out of here first! Please use your cult leader position to help us out 🙏

Poppy: I see. One moment.

Poppy, to the gang: I'm so proud of the progress you've all made. Now, for our next exercise I would like you all to tell each other what really annoys you about the other person. Then respond physically to release pint up anger.

Hakoda: There's no way that's going to work.

(Full blown riot starts a few minutes later)

Poppy: Like that boys?

Hakoda and Bato:

Ozai: Impressive.

Poppy: Oh, and my friend, Combustion man, wants to come to. *gestures to the prisoner who harassed Ozai earlier*

Ozai: o_o

Hakoda: Fine! Let's go!

___

(The guys and Poppy run into Kya and Ursa while running out)

Ozai, worried: What happened to you?!

Ursa, bloodied and dragging Kya who's still throwing rocks: A friendly game of rocks. You?

Ozai: Psychological warfare.

Bumi: Hurry now! Get on the truck! *ushers them under the cabbage heads*

Bumi, seeing the prisoner get on too: Wait who's this?

Hakoda: Combustion man.

Bumi: Sweet Yancheng. *Drives off*

The Merchant, realizing he'd been scam and chasing after them: MY CABBAGES!!!

[babybammargera]

The boys when you wear kinda heavy makeup/doing their makeup.

Bam:

He definitely watches the whole time you get ready.

Compliments you the whole time.

Picks up random makeup items and asks what they do.

He asks you to do his eyeliner all the time.

Like almost daily.

"Hey when you're done with that can you do my eyeliner?"

Will kiss you just to mess up your lipstick/lipgloss. (Even if you aren't a couple)

You put eyelashes on him once and the amount of sass radiating from that boy could power his hummer.

He's secretly your practice dummy when it comes to makeup.

But nobody knows.

Not even Ape.

Ryan:

Watches silently while you put on makeup.

He will let you do his makeup.

But only if he can do yours.

"Come on it can't be that hard I watch you do your makeup all the time."

He doesn't do half bad on your makeup.

Will 100% kiss you on the cheek smudging lipgloss everywhere

Spins you toward the mirror grinning.

"See I told you it would be easy"

Somehow ends up with half an eyelash hanging off and smudgy lipgloss.

Bc he won't stop touching his face.

"Ry seriously stop you're making it worse and the more you mess it up the harder it's gonna be to get it off."

Johnny:

Constantly telling you how talented you are.

"How did you get it to look like that? That's awesome."

He's talking about your eyeliner.

He let's you put simple makeup on him and wears it around set for at least an hour and a half.

He asks all the boys how he looks.

Bats his fake eyelashes.

Walks around talking like a lady the whole time.

Calls himself Patty (idk why he just does)

Pontius:

Dude will straight stop you mid makeup on yourself

To ask you to deck him out in drag.

And he's serious.

"You do your makeup so well can you make me look like those people on drag race."

At first you are kinda iffy about doing it bc he can't sit still for the life of him.

And when you do he walks around in his bunny outfit.

Posing and bragging about how pretty he is.

Brags about you making him pretty.

Steve-o:

Appreciates the effort you make to feel nice.

Insists you teach him bc "it looks really hard."

Loses interest pretty quickly after you tell him most makeup isn't edible.

"This looks like candy and you're telling me I can't eat it?"

Sober Steve won't let you go much further than putting some lipgloss and lashes on him.

But drunk Steve is a whole other story.

Full face of makeup walking around the party

Shirtless and trying to make out with whoever is closest to him.

Ehren:

Cute little compliments often.

Kinda appreciates from a distance.

But if he needs makeup for a bit he's asking for your help.

He's also the kind of friend you want around at the end of the night if you get too drunk.

He's watched to put on and take off your makeup on set enough to know what to do.

Carefully peeling your false lashes off and putting them away.

Then removing or helping you remove the remainder of your makeup

Wouldn't want his pretty friend to break out.

And you love him for that.

Dave:

Calls you pretty all the time

Compliments you more when you aren't wearing makeup.

Not that he doesn't like it he just thinks you look good in general and don't really need it

Unlike the others tho he's not too keen on the idea of you putting makeup on him.

But after darf showed up creating a particularly annoying experience bam and ry hold him down.

And you make him look like a snooty rich girl.

I'm talking lots of pink, glitter, and lots of highlight.

With the exception of DARF written on his forehead with eyeliner in bold letters.

@y34hdud3

Edit I forgot about the s/o part but some of them work w that. I'm sorry

[blupengu]

Oh my god I just finished Lucas’s route… oh my god I’m so mmmmmmmm I don’t even know bruh y’all oh my god 😂 big fat spoilers for virche and long ramblings as usual under the cut

Oof where do I even begin my word vomit like, ?!??!??!?!?!?? The funniest thing to me is still the fact that they they didn’t bother trying to hide him being Bourreau with the exact same fucking sprite poses lmao, but I guess that wasn’t really the mystery

CAPUCINE BETTER WATCH THE FUCK OUT THOUGH IT’S ON SITE 🔫🔫 (and whoever this mysterious benefactor is… better not be some shit like, it was Salome all along lmao)

Like okay I know Lucas is a lil extremely way cracked in the head in his despair ending (oh boy oh boy) but… he’s so pretty? When he’s in his Bourreau outfit and his hair is tied up?? Covered in blood??? Stab me harder please 👀 … Do I have a problem? Perhaps… but I’m just keeping true to my dubious taste in anime men 😌

You can’t give me a pretty character with long hair and blue eyes with a gentlemanly “oh ho” personality who’s such a sweetie, while everyone thinks he’s delicate but is secretly (obviously) super strong and very sus, and then tell me how super fucked up his situation is and *NOT* expect me to fall in love????? Boy you had me at the first “ehehe” laugh, you saint-germain-esque motherfucker, I 100% have a type in these games I am very predictable 😂

Aaaaaah I don’t wanna think about Nadia… 😩 girl, sweetie, honey, GIRL. Girl. Too good for this world. Too pure, too innocent… Girl I am so sorry you’re in this game LMAO jeez. I knew… I knew shit was gonna be bad, but oh I was so hoping it was not gonna go that way………. But with everything being all about despair you knew it was gonna happen…….. Big FMA fucking “big brother Edward” and oddly enough hatoful boyfriend vibes… I DID NOT WANT IT THOUGH NO I DON’T LIKE IT!! 😭 I am so scared about what Lucas’s salvation ending is gonna be now, and where it’ll start changing from this end… because BOY. IF THIS DOESN’T GET FIXED…! I am going to be so heartbroken, family in fiction just get me y’all ;-;

… God I know it’s not all gonna get fixed though, there’s just no way, there’s too much shit going on, something’s gotta give, especially in a game like this? If it was your normal otome game maybe, but… I don’t think Nadia’s making it… and honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if Lucas didn’t either… even if they both do, they’d barely be able to live another year so I can only see bittersweet endings lmao I’m very worried 😭😂 I NEED THAT FANDISK LOCALIZED NOW!!!

Also I did NOT expect Ankou to suddenly show up at the end?? Aight sir I see you, don’t worry you’re right behind Lucas for me… knowing he got his ass absolutely demolished by Lucas though is kinda hilarious, like I thought Ankou was gonna be some all powerful magic dude but nope. Lucas cut him into little bits LOOOL rip in pieces literally 💀 humanizes him surprisingly for me 🤔

And wtf was Ceres’s plan…? Like… hey lemme go die?? Hope Lucas snaps out of it after he stabs me??? GIRL PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE’S ALREADY DEAD. That’s such a shit plan how was Ankou okay with this 😂

At least uhhhh…. We’re his wife now………? Consolation prize… sorta…………?? 👀😬 yikes lmao but at least all his CGs are so pretty 😌

Wait I just checked his CGs actually… there’s… three left??? And 11/18 (oh shit that’s today’s date LOL). Oh yes, oh hell yes that means more for the salvation ending with variations, give me MORE!! I’m kinda sad now that the “good” endings are locked behind the final route… I need to know what the “good” ending is (BIG quotes around “good” lmao)

I’m gonna need to make one of those “do it for him” memes now to feel better, but I guess I’ll have to hold off until I get all his CGs LOL

OH MY GOD WAIT THERE WAS SO MUCH GOING ON I DIDN’T EVEN TALK ABOUT THE CAGE HOLY CRAP 😂 ah how could I forget?! Actually, after finishing his route I don’t have a lot to say about it… it was super hilarious when I first saw it and my only thought really was “not this shit again” lmao, but at least in this case it made more sense…

Ah okay I’m think I’m done venting… off to do Scien’s route next… maybe I’ll give Lucas a day to cook in my head though, this is the longest rambling text post I’ve ever done lmao… or maybe I’ll finish up the happy bits I have left to do from the even if tempest fandisk 😭

These two are so precious I can’t 😭

[burstingwithbellies]

Fassion is such a ficcle thing you were a skinny playbou model for years, the first genderfluid one even. You kept your pretty figure in the 100 pound range. Your main attraction being your plump bottom, little titties and buldge. You were never really happy with this and wished you could be morr loose.

Your dreams were answered thanks to the demands of the public changing, thanks to plus sized and pregnant modeling. Now it seemed bigger was in.

Every bunny you saw come threw the door progressivly got bigger, their tits asses and bellies barely fitting into their jumpsuits your manager demanded that you drop your diet and get pregnant immediately to catch up.

You couldnt be happier. You easily got a gaggle of 30 boy toys together and got some questionable stimulants from a hollywood "doctor".

A month later you came in for a shoot and the chsnge was dramatic to say the least. Your boys stuffed you with so much food you gained 200 pounds with an aditional 50 of it being first trimester babies.

Your beach ball gut was so packed with food and life your belly button was allready inverted, your ass looked like you stole it off Nicki Minaj, and your tits went from c's to tripple d's.

The other girls were jealous as they helped you into the biggest bunny outfit they had, it still made you look like an obseenly over packed roll as you made your way into the shoot. Pose after pose under the lights made you sweat profusely. Then on a shog where you had to bend over... pop! Your g string snapped and fell to the floor, then the beyond skintight bunny outfit gave up tearing down the sides comedically, leaving you naked except for bunny ears, your fish net stockings and your stilettos. You blushed but the camera operator thought this was exquisite the flashing orbiting you like a blinding sun for a couple minutes as you panic.

Your manager tells you to keep up the growing your job now depends on it.

Umm... I’m the biggest one there and my outfit snaps? 😲

Oh my God, I would feel like the hottest being alive. I’m quaking at my manager telling me to get bigger when I’m already the biggest whale of the bunch.

They’ll need larger camera lens to capture all of me, then.

God, the girls being jealous of my size and probably wanting to be as big as me or bigger too.

[mdverse]

hey love!! here to shoot you a random furtana question bc i thought of it and i’m curious :) when it comes to posing for photos what’s each of their go-to? peace sign, finger guns, thumbs up, etc? n do they ever pull any dumb fun lil group poses?

mist in the inbox!!! hi welcome back and thank u for such a cute question

finn is a simple boy. he just flashes his lopsided smile and hopes for the best - not that he hugely cares about what he looks like in photos anyway

once in a while, if he's feeling particularly confident, he’ll try to pull off the heartthrob smoulder with finger guns (yknow. like that one shot in silly little long songs.) whether he does it successfully or not is fully up to debate but he tries

kurt’s go-to is a hand (or both) on his hip. nice open pose to show off his outfit :)

alternatively he does the 😜👌 wink. not subtle at all but it comes out a lot when finn or santana is the one holding the camera and they're just hanging out

santana is a thumbs-up girl but thumbs-up poses are hard to draw bc of the hands. tbh she could pull off any pose if she wanted to but she sticks to a thumbs-up. or an awkward lil wave when she’s being photographed at games or sth

they santana also most definitely mock kurt's each other’s poses

whenever they’re being photographed as a group they insist on including a dumb group pose, which usually depends on the event/their outfits (like halloween costumes n such) but. finn has 100% tried multiple poses that involve him carrying both santana and kurt in his arms. they don’t always work out bc he isn’t ridiculously strong but they’ve definitely formed human pyramids and then had to stop really quickly before anyone got injured

tbh though a solid half of their group selfies are just attempts at using a timer and then messing up right as the camera takes a photo

[joy100744]

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My cousin almost fell into modeling she was scouted at the mall. She did a few things that were age appropriate because she was a minor yet when they wanted her to do more "provocative" things asap at 18, she said no. The vibes were off. You can just TELL how hungry they are for kids. And if the AoC was any lower, you bet they'd be right there hunting for barely legal kids to exploit. The industry is definitely too 100% a trafficking hub, along with dancers. Ballet in particular. It has a history of its dancers being young girls who were sold privately to be abused sexually by the rich that bought them. And the dancers couldnt recieve any help because of the stigma of being prostitutes despite actually being abuse victims. Alot of models too have done ballet. Its all connected. And absolutely, the gay males, especially the pedos, running fashion hate women and anything female. Many of them use minor boys as muses and push for women look like them because. I love seeing local or small brands rise with regular people modeling instead of the typical big names. Tbh, I also hope we see a return of seamstresses and unique outfits tailored for you and less fast fashion

OMG your cousin dodged a bullet BIG TIME anon. Men are the cornerstone of sexual abuse in every industry. They shouldn't be anywhere around female/minor model, period.

You can bet if the age of consent was lowered as low as 10 years old, these beasts would start preying on these children asap. They're demonic.

I remember being pushed into modelling a lot when I was younger too. But like your cousin, I forgot to be dumb. I remember one guy who tried to push me to do nudes.....L M A to the O. He was soooo sneaky about it, like "oh it's gonna help you feel more confident :)" yea no dude, not sure of what would make me feel more confident, but posing butt naked before some guy I barely know ain't it. And that also proves the weird entitlement of accessing the female body men have. You hardly see women pushing barely legal boys to do sultry (naked) photoshoot.. but suuuuuure men need positivity a-and feminists have to stop being so hard on them!! 😤

Your last sentence is one of the reasons I resigned for my fashion designer dreams, anon: at some point, I asked myself: does the world need another fashion brand? and the most obvious reply was "no". The fashion industry is a waste of ressources, energy and vanity. What the world actually needs is less of that. I like making clothes for myself but I resigned from any aspiration to build a legit fashion brand. I might as well start taking commission of some pieces, but God told me to not scatter myself for now, so I'm still waiting🙂

[knowlessman]

just start watching a new anime season at 1 am knowless, that's a normal person thing to do. (bnha s5e1-e6)

(recap, prominence burn) yeah that's gonna do the ole ozone a frighten. I think exxon-mobil is jealous -- oh yeah I forgot mineta was in this show. that was nice while it lasted.

"emergency drill, hypothetical villains have infiltrated ua grounds" hypothetical villains you say? they let gentle thief out of jail that early?

"About 80% of the human population -" have taken and failed the hero course and become shitty villains about it, yes, we know

ooh, new opening… I think? or maybe it's just been that long. -- shinso! it's shinso the homestuck! yo, it's all of class B! there's the dark souls helmet person, and the geico caveman, and the goomba girl (who apparently does have mushroom powers, judging from the outfit)! -- does shinso have attack ribbons like Eraser Head now? huh

(character intros) didn't realize heroes needed a special adjective in addition to their hero name

part of yaoyorozu's costume includes a book? an encyclopedia of some kind, I guess. in case she has to do physics-y problem-solving stuff on the job and create complex rigs. neat.

aoyama definitely doesn't have the kneepad lasers and stuff he did in the movie. maybe he gets 'em this season? maybe I or whatever site I got the watch order from was completely wrong about when to watch it? who knows

oh shit it's 2-D, y'all are fucked

just realized, I don't think we know what Hado's quirk is. (eh, more likely I just forgot)

pffft bakugo still couldn't figure out a name 'XD "if you won't let me call myself God Explosion Murder I will turn to face god and walk backwards into hell" -- welp, amajiki's dead. gorillaz needs a new lead -- wait did bakugo actually just kill him

(fucking marvel after credits scene) "that's the same pose all might did, isn't it" "no, I used my left arm, it's different" frowny man in a nutshell I guess -- also dancing boy's here, how about that

"episode 2: vestiges" after code vein that word is never not gonna make me think of spiky red crystals that put you in long-winded it's-a-small-world-ass memory lane dealies. so annoying they made you walk through them when they could just be cutscenes. at least when fallout 4 did the same exact thing, you could activate specific things in the scenes for additional lore.

"I heard you killed Snatch" I don't remember him either, but with a hero name like that, I could miss him more

"that's a bad scar." …ohhhhhhh shiiiiit 'XDDD damn, last time I remember this "oh-shit-somebody-just-waved-the-flag-at-the-bull" feeling was reading that one bit in, uhhhhhhhh I think it was the second Inheritance Trilogy book. …I don't interact with stories that do that very often okay, most stories that do that are probably too traumatic for my tastes

oh yeah, the thing with the Avatar spirits. the Allvatar spirits. -- (all for one showing off) "this one longing to be thinner, this one wants to get the girl and I help them! yes I do" -- "vestiges of the previous owners" wait so this is literally like the vestiges from code vein then

…I thought shinso was in class B? eh, idfk

…lolwtf it's capture the flag but the flags are the players, this is wild

oh so asui can turn invisible now. she just… can do that. fancy.

k so shiozaki is poison ivy. I remember her vs kaminari being funny, but I forget why. could be she used feminine wiles, he doesn't make that hard to do -- is shiozaki's hero costume white robes because something something crown of thorns something something jesus, or am I reading too much into it

…bahahahahaha 'XD THAT's how shinso's quirk works! I forgot! they just gave him a voice changer!

"you used me as a decoy… what a sinful act" okay I was right about the jesus thing then. "now I must whip you" o-kay, potential weewoo tier then

(flashback to like the first ua invasion) …huh. froppy mentioned the toxic mucus thing way back then. also they are 100% gonna make her use that stomach thing someday and everybody is going to regret it

come to think of it, eraser head mentoring shinso does make a lot of sense. both of them have quirks whose only application involves taking agency away from other people, so there would've been an assumption that they must either be a hero or a villain. both chose hero, but still can't escape the correlation and the fear that other people would have of them.

ditto's costume (a fancy suit, it looks like) is pretty stupid for a guy who might have to accommodate for who knows what kind of new quirk on the fly. what if he needs to be able to grow wings or other limbs? what if he has to create materials out from his skin? he needs a teenage-sized version of Jack-Jack's onesie. "I didn't know the baby's powers, so I covered the basics."

okay so tokoyami and this kuroiro guy is a ship that just builds itself, huh -- (dark shadow's glitching out) "what is it? what's going on?" disagreeing with something he ate -- aw, kuroiro doesn't have a hero name yet… come to that, I forget what tokoyami's is

(flashback) "if you're not even letting me do anything, why did you pick me?" "we're birds of a feather." okay no yeah this hawks guy sucks

(tokoyami flying) deku: "it's as simple as columbus's egg idea!" columbus had an idea? wonder who he stole that from. … "an apocryphal story in which columbus, on being told that finding a new trade route was inevitable and no great accomplishment, challenged his critics to make an egg stand on its tip. columbus did it himself by tapping the egg on the table to flatten the tip." so, allegedly, columbus cheated in order to justify talking his stupid ass up. also the story's a ripoff of an earlier story about an architect, so that answers my follow-up question.

…and do these mushrooms, like, do anything? granted, they foil hagukure's invisibility and that's pretty neat, and I guess they give cover for kuroiro, but unless they also do cool weird shit they seem more like a nuisance to clean up after than anything else.

and how did they even find out kuroiro can control dark shadow without meeting tokoyami?

aoyama's hero name sucks

the mushrooms really don't do anything then. they aren't poisonous, they don't, idk, mind-control people or sap energy, they can't even grow really big…

kunikida wishes he had yaoyorozu's brains

"hey DM, I can cast Create Mushrooms targeting the space inside his lungs, right?" ah k so they do do anything at all

wait damn that was six episodes? uh, yeah, guess I'd better give it a rest

[obanaispy]

omg pent up samu who's into regular-customer-reader so he goes onto a cam site in hopes of finding some look alike to jack off to but instead ends up seeing a familiar face 👀

smile for the camera!

{ adult audience only }

notes: @natriae also sent in this request with this plot, “okay ive been waiting for webcam y/n for so long🤞🤞maybe with Osamu, Suna, and Sakusa. i feel like Osamu would agree to be in the video with y/n and y/n would just wanna show off their precious baby. Telling everyone to look at how cute Osamu is as they ride him, but he would just be so dazed 😌 Now Sakusa 100% didn’t realize how into it he was till he actually watched from behind the camera as y/n streamed”. i will be incorporating both thoughts into these drabbles and thank you for sending in your thoughts! (y’all are creative as fuck i love it).

warnings: dirty talk { it’s soft core so there aren’t many }

wc: 1.3k

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characters included: suna rintarou ,kiyoomi sakusa , osamu miya

suna rintarou, the regular.

⍟ y/n had given suna something he’s lacked in all his years of living— structure. ever since he saw you on the top 5 “best webcam models on the west coast”, he’s sure to never miss a live stream— friday’s strictly being set aside to support you.

⍟ he’s not one of the watchers who speaks a lot but he definitely captures your attention with the enormous tips he sends in. he’s sure to attach what positions he loves you in the most, instructing you to pose up for him and him only. in his eyes, these lives are specifically for him and he has the dough to back up that mindset.

⍟ one thing you’ve always loved about suna is that he was never one to directly show you attention. with that being said, you couldn’t help but be a bit excited once you saw that message ..

“ user @sun.taro has requested a private session “

“crazy how you wore my favorite set without me saying a word..” sighs “too bad it wont be on for long..”

suna’s 1 hour session had ended 20 minutes ago yet here you both were, talking each other through yet another orgasm. “spread it open for me baby.. let me see how good i have that pussy feeling..” he husked out lowly, hand pumping his cock as he watched the way you rode your dildo— the ground below you drenched in the juices from those previous orgasms. suna’s brows furrowed as he imagined how good you felt. maybe this call was a mistake.. because now? he was hungry for more.

your eyes stayed focus on the way he pleasured himself to the view of you. brain turning to mush at the pet names he graced you with. all it took was one more “there we go pretty girl.. make daddy proud” before you were gasping for air, his orgasm following shortly after. coming down from that high, you could do nothing but smile modestly— contrasting all of your previous actions . “i feel like you did more than me. maybe you should be the webcam model” you laugh softly, throwing on your robe. suna simply responded with a chuckle as he cleaned himself up, “i find my pleasure in watching you lose your morals simply at my command.. to me that’s more than enough..”. his words sent a chill down your spine but the next ones would affect your entire being.

“hope you know i’d give anything to experience you in person.. how about it?”

kiyoomi sakusa, the supportive bf

⍟ one thing sakusa always loved about you is that you were always serious about your money and your craft. you spent bands on equipment, outfits and even took the time to write out elaborate scripts.

⍟ no matter how supportive, he always tried to give you your privacy during filming. he understood the men who watched enjoyed the idea of a single y/n— his presence would simply ruin the entire persona. he knew this he swear he did.. so why did he find himself sitting behind your camera— cock throbbing through his sweats as you worked through your set.

“i’m aware of how bad you want to fuck me..”

y/n’s regulars were eating up how into today’s session she was. her words were dripping with filth, cunt squelching more than it ever as she slowly worked to stretch herself open, eyes low and body glistening as she worked on her second orgasm. in all honesty, y/n was paying no attention to the men that drooled over her in the stream. no no, what really caught her attention was her introverted boyfriend boldly pumping his dick as his eyes stayed trained on her.

she felt herself throb as she watched the way kiyoomi’s hips thrusted upwards, lips slightly parted as he whispered low enough for only her to hear “y/n.. wanna fuck you so bad right now.. that pussy is calling my name.. you’re so fucking filthy” he gritted, his own vulgarity shocking him for only a moment before he drowned deeper into his lust. “i’m nothing more than a dirty slut.. need to be cleaned out so fucking bad..” y/n moaned out sweetly.

their viewers would never know why the stream suddenly ended. y/n couldn’t care enough to inform them as she struggled to keep any string of sanity as kiyoomi folded her in half— fucking her cunt like he never had before. he should definitely sit in more often.

osamu miya, the sweet + osamu miya, the intrigued

⍟ osamu was completely aware of the audience y/n attracted. men who got off the fact that she was completely unobtainable. when walking past her recording room he would have to hold in chuckles as he listened to the way he broke these simps—- managing to add sex appeal to each insult.

⍟ he would immediately agree to the idea of him joining you in a stream. all he asked in return was for you to try a new dish he had been experimenting with. he was a very simply boyfriend to please.

“have you ever made someone feel like this? i already know the answer.”

y/n’s hand caressed osamu’s head as she rode his cock in reverse cowgirl. they sat in her favorite chair so that their viewers could see the way his face twisted in pleasure, mind too dazed to provide any additional commentary. “look at my pretty boy.. this pussy was made just for him.. wasn’t it baby?”. osamu could do nothing but nod, hands gripping her hips firmly as she started to guide her down into his thrusts— low groans coming out loud enough for her and her only. he was sure to bury his head in her neck every so often, marking her up to show the lames watching exactly who she belonged to. his hands couldn’t get enough of touching her, groping and pulling on her nipples as his hand snaked around to give her clit much needed attention.

it wasn’t long before he said “fuck the stream”, now bending y/n over to where her face sat directly in frame, eyes crossed in ecstasy. finally focusing them she smirked, brows furrowed as he filled her up to her gut. “daddy’s fucking me so good.. you could never experience this— how embarrassing is that” she laughed, being cut off quickly with another moan. the tips were nonstop until the stream ended, y/n completely disregarding any and every donation as her pretty boy proved exactly why she was his and his only.

⍟ osamu had never had a crush on someone for this long, nor had he liked someone this hard. not hard enough for him to be clicking through his favorite webcam site— hoping to find someone as beautiful as you.

⍟ who would’ve thought he’d be lucky enough to find you instead! he barely recognized you out of the barista appropriate attire you wore at the coffee shop he visited regularly

“ @chefmiiya thank you for the $100 tip lovely.. this next one goes out to you..”

osamu could do nothing but blush at the way she said his name, cock gripped tightly in his palm as he watched the way you shoved in your lovense— starting the vibrating pattern he requested. he twitched in sensitivity, eyes refusing to blink once he saw how well their body reacted to the toy, brain trying to process how good she looked out of that uniform that truly didn’t do her justice.

after about ten minutes he had no choice but to switch to his fleshlight, groaning shamelessly as he matched y/n’s pace, cock thrusting and stretching the toy that barely provided him the stimulation he needed. he wanted to feel her. he wanted to be the one who had their toes curling, hands gripping onto your sheets as she let out jumbled thanks. honestly, the repeated “holy fuck mr. miya.. you surely know how to please a cunt.. ready to see me cum so hard for you baby?” was more than enough. osamu held in his orgasm until the last second, loads shooting out as soon as he saw her o-face appear.

cleaning up his mess he tried to fully process the fact that y/n was a webcam artist, thoughts quickly being interrupted once he heard a ding.

“yk.. your name looks so familiar..”

[thespineoftherighteous]

the girls 100% have that kind of relationship where they have thousands of videos of them doing just completely random or stupid shit together

like Allison and Renee are in front of the mirror in the locker room after practice and Renee starts recording a video and Allison is puckering her lips at herself in the mirror in the back and when she finally notices the video she like kicks up her leg and slams it on the counter to do a really dramatic pose.

or they're grocery shopping and Allison is a drama queen tired so she climbs into the cart and Dan (who's pushing the cart) takes a video of Renee just casually plopping their stuff on top of Allison and right before the video cuts you can hear Dan mutter something about how they're running out of space cause of Allison's "giraffe ass legs" right before Allison flips her off

or it's just a regular night in the dorm and they're in their living room and the video is just them hyperventilating cause they're laughing so hard and you can't understand a damn thing or get why they're laughing and Dan's hand is shaking so bad and Renee is bent over and Allison is rolling on the ground. and then their door opens and Matt is standing there like "guys...?" and Dan zooms in on the concerned look on his face and in the back you can hear Allison scream with laughter

or like. you know that video of three girls and one of them is like "i just met my husband earlier" and the other is like crashing into the wall and going "i just had the best french fries of my life"? yeah that's their vibe

one is a compilation Renee compiled of clips of Allison strutting into the lounge before practice and it's slightly comical because she always has sunglasses on, a drink in her right hand and her keys in her left hand and she does a *pushes up her sunglasses* gesture the same exact way every time and if it wasn't for her different outfits it'd seem like the same clip over and over. also, it's basically one long fit check

one is just a minute and a half long video of Renee slowly picking the onions out of her rice with a fork and setting them aside with occasional shots to Allison who looks so very upset and disappointed with the complete lack of taste. video ends with Renee dumping them all into Allison's plate who just shakes her head

one is a two part video from one of their sleepovers with Katelyn and they're playing charades and the first part is team 1, Renee and Dan, who are absolutely smashing it and their teamwork is just seamless, it's like they're one working entity, 25 points in one minute easy. the next part is of Allison and Katelyn's team which is just...a hot, excitable mess. there's screaming, there's "what the hell is THAT??", there's swearing, there's head scratching, there's "murph..MURPH" "murph?!! what the hell kind of animal goes murph?!!!!" "MMMUUUURRRPPHHHH!!!!" (*timer goes off*)

one video is them at the table eating dinner and Dan and Allison are bitching about the guys and they somehow exude the vibes of both older sisters and grandmothers. every so often they'll hit on a point and Renee (who's recording) will turn the camera around at an awful angle and just nod in agreement

one is just Dan playing my heart will go on (badly) on a kazoo while Allison and Renee do the jack and rose pose

one video starts with Renee (from behind the camera) giving Dan (who's grinning mischievously) a thumbs up. Dan then presses play on the tv remote and there's the first three seconds of "sk8er boi" and then you hear a crash and Allison skids into the room and the rest of the video is her and Dan giving a very entertaining performance of the song

there are loads and loads that are just them picking up a phone and going "[dan/renee/allison] look!" and said person glances up and rolls their eyes or smiles exaggeratedly or flips off the camera or pushes it away.

also, very many of them doing that to the other foxes with no explanation. like the foxes are all waiting in a room together and Allison and Dan are sat on the couch fiddling with a phone and at one point they're like "NEIL. come here babe" and Neil, used to their tricks, approaches very warily and they go "smile" and he just sighs and bends down with a very pained look

one night they're just hanging out and Dan and Allison are drinking and somehow Dan starts with impressions and she struts around (wobbling) going "iiiiim Allison Reynolds. i drive a sUpEr CuTe pink convertible and I'm going to catch pneumonia one day because i wear shorts in the middle of winter for fAsHiOn" *Allison clobbers to her feet* "well I'm Danielle Wilds. all of my best outfits come out of my boyfriend's closet. and I secretly love Allison's super. cute. pink convertible and wish I had one of my own but, alas, i failed my driver's test three times." *offended Dan Wilds gasping noises*

[bumbleklee]

Bestieee reading your parenting headcanon lowkey gives me baby fever. Can I please get some hcs on Diluc, Zhongli and Albedo taking a lil family portrait. Aksjkakajaka it's going to be so cute :'D. Thank you for your hard workk <3333

sorry this has taken so long bff hope u enjoyed it

before reading: 100% sfw, cut for children/parental + length

diluc

he kins a frantic, middle aged white mom when family portraits roll around

he's so busy dressing the twins and getting them ready that he forgets to get ready himself and despite his efforts to be on time, your family is always late

diluc hired a photographer from mondstadt to come down to the winery for the day and the maids create a makeshift backdrop with the items around

this year, your twins are two and are making the family portrait quite difficult

For a moment, it was peaceful. Your family was positioned in front of the grape vines, a child in both you and Diluc's arms. The photographer only snapped one photo before a butterfly flew by and your daughter twisted her body.

"Come on..." Diluc pleaded softly, trying to turn her attention back to the camera. The little girl only whined and began to struggle even more in her father's arms. Diluc sighed and bent down, placing the toddler on the ground and holding her hands. "Mind if we take a quick break?"

With your daughter on the hunt for the butterfly that passed, your son craned his neck around. "Daddy?" He asked, watching Diluc walk away with his sister.

"Daddy will be right back," You tried, bouncing your son on your hip but the boy only whined similar to his sister. "Diluc?"

Soon enough, the tall man came back into sight holding a still-fussy toddler. "It flew away," He told you, resuming his spot next to you. "Let's just get these photos done with."

Only your twins got distracted by something else seconds later and wiggled their way out of both your arms again. Diluc apologized profusely to the photographer to chase down his toddlers once again.

The family portrait didn't come out good this year.

zhongli

when your second daughter is born, you're the one to suggest taking a family portrait to celebrate your family coming together

zhongli, being zhongli, decided you needed extravagant outfits, a professional photographer and a beautiful background and before you could complain, he had everything set in stone

shortly after sun rise one morning, your little family trekked to the guyun stone forest to meet your photographer

"Daddy, my outfit itches," Your older daughter complains. Zhongli is holding her hand and lifting her above any uneven ground. "Why couldn't I wear my panda shirt?"

"Your panda shirt isn't appropriate," Zhongli tells her quietly and you roll her eyes. But these outfits were just for a photo so you say nothing. Your younger daughter, who was only a baby, was sound asleep in your arms.

Zhongli leads you to the area and your photographer is waiting. You get started right away and sit down on the bench. He poses your family accordingly and you can't help but feel stiff.

You notice the four-year old squirming in Zhongli's lap, muttering about her itchy outfit again. You think nothing of it until she's leaping off his lap and nearly throwing her clothes off of her. Zhongli looks mortified and you hold back laughter.

He jumps up after her and tries to grab her but she slips through his fingers. The photographer thinks the situation is hilariously and snaps quite a few photos of the scene. Finally, Zhongli wrestles your daughter back into her traditional dress.

When the photos get back to you, you can't help but sneak the photos of Zhongli chasing your daughter around before he can get a hold of them and throw them out.

albedo

the day that your family portrait was supposed to happen, your son woke up horribly sick

he was throwing up, had a fever, and wanted to do nothing but stay in bed all day

and, of course, that's what you did

albedo still wanted something to hang above his research desk so when you brought your son out to the living room to lay on the couch with you, albedo observed you with his sketchbook

Your son had finally fallen asleep after hours of feeling miserable and you took advantage of the situation to cuddle up to him on the couch. A warm blanket wrapped around the two of you and Albedo placed a cup of tea for you on the coffee table.

"I'm sorry we couldn't do the portrait today," You said sweetly as Albedo took a seat in the armchair. A sketchbook and a pencil laid on his lap and he tied back his hair.

Albedo smiled at you, "We can do one anytime. He needs to rest."

You hummed in response and pressed a kiss to the top of your son's head. Your eyes eventually fluttered closed and you fell asleep. Unbeknownst to you, Albedo wasn't just drawing anything in his sketchbook.

He was drawing a portrait of you and your son for himself. He couldn't stop grinning the entire time, wondering how he got so lucky to be blessed by such an amazing partner and child.

When you both woke up some time later, a beautiful hand-drawn portrait laid on the coffee table. It was a million times better than any photo could ever capture.

[weresodiscxnnected]

As It Was

Relationships: Peter Parker x Original Female Character, Warnings: Swearing, No Way Home spoilers, Actually any Marvel spoilers, Bad pop culture references, Possible smut in further chapters, Same with Violence Summary: After Dr Strange made everyone forget Peter Parker almost a year ago, Peter's life after that had primarily been working to pay the rent. He was getting tired of working two jobs and Spiderman patrolling. So, to save some money, he decides to find a new apartment and finds himself being a roommate to Melissa. A sweet girl with many secrets.Through Melissa, Peter finds out that not everyone has completely forgotten about Peter’s existence. While trying to gather the crumbs of his old life back, Peter quickly learns that the world will never be the same as it was. Word count: 5032 Notes: I aged Peter and his friends up because of the plot. So our boy Peterman and his friends are 23. (Yes, they were blipped, and everything that happened in the movies happened, I'm just slightly altering the past to fit the plot, nothing too major)

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Chapter 1

“Have you seen Spiderman? We pay 100 dollars for the best lead. Call now at 646-888-8805 or email thedailybugle@gmail.com” Rolls on the screens of Times Square. Peter pushes his hands into his pockets and shakes his head, starting to walk with the crowd. The bugle was constantly trying to find new leads about Spiderman. Trying to stay under the radar was becoming harder, especially now when they were now paying for people for sending content about him. People would whip out the camera the second they saw even a glimpse of Spiderman. It was only a matter of time before someone saw him climbing out of his apartment or changing in the alleyway, and his secret identity was gone.

It had been almost a year since Peter had been wiped from existence. After that, Peter got a job in a small convenience store near his apartment; sometimes, he worked as a dishwasher at the diner next door, they didn’t pay well, but he managed to get the rent paid. That’s what mattered. The cold and rainy New York weather didn’t stop the tourists from crowding the sidewalks while trying to take pictures. He pushes past a group of tourists posing with their umbrellas with someone dressed in a crappy Captain America outfit, mumbling a small ‘sorry’ while passing them. Peter couldn’t deny that he had thought about it, dressing as Spiderman and taking pictures with strangers on the street to get extra cash.

He stops in front of a newspaper stand and grabs a paper, giving the man running the stand a dollar before tucking the newspaper in his back bag. “Come on, we’ll be late!” says a small voice behind him. “We have twenty minutes! It only takes ten to get there. Can you stop running? You’re ripping my arm off, child!” a female voice with a British accent answered. When Peter turns around, he dodges a tiny figure walking close to him, but less than a second later, a taller one smacks straight into his chest. He quickly catches the girl by the forearm before she hits the ground. He’s now staring down a girl probably in her early twenties, so his age, with a large black woollen hat, brown eyes behind retro-style round glasses, braided light brown hair sticking under the cap. Slowly pulling the girl back up from the awkward mid-air position, he held her.

“Are you okay?” Peter asks, looking the girl straight into her eyes. “Yeah, I’m so sorry; I should’ve watched where I was going. I’m just in a bit of a hurry; I’m so-so sorry; thank you for not letting me fall; quick reflexes you got there, not to mention the muscle. Oh, shit, sorry, I didn’t mean it like that,” the girl rambles, brushing her yellow flannel coat and fixing her scarf to avoid eye contact. “It’s okay; I should’ve looked where I was going, “Peter smiles, shrugging. The girl finally looks up, her cheeks tinted light red, flashing an awkward smile at him. “Hey, can you stop flirting with cute boys? We’re in a hurry.” Says the other voice; the girl’s eyes widen, and her face turns even redder. She peeps over Peter’s shoulder to look at the young girl, arms crossed, annoyed. “I’m so sorry, again. But like I said, I’m in a hurry” The older one flashes another smile to Peter and rushes over to the younger girl, grabbing her hand. Peter turns around, smiling and looking at the duo who had started walking away.

“What is with the attitude today?” the older one asks, the younger one. “It was your idea to walk, and it’s raining; you think I’m not going to be annoyed. Why couldn’t we take a car there?” the smaller answers. “For my defence, it wasn’t raining when we left, and it’s rush hour. I’m not driving in New York City during rush hour unless it’s an emergency, and even then, it would be pointless because we’d be late”, The older one tries to explain. “Isn’t rain enough of an emergency?” the younger looks up to the older. “We can call... to pick us up when your dance lesson is over” It’s getting harder for Peter to hear them anymore as the sound of the crowd is muffling their conversation as they get farther and blend into the upcoming crowd.

There was something about the younger girl. She looked oddly familiar from the quick glimpse he had seen her. Peter starts heading down the stairs to Times Square’s subway station. She was around six or seven, with dark brown hair and brown eyes. He scans his card, so the gates let him through. People pushed around and ran to catch the next train, but Peter wasn’t in a rush, so he didn’t care if he had to wait for the next train. He swears he had seen her somewhere before, but he wasn’t sure why it was bothering him. He pushes the thought behind his head and puts his AirPods on while waiting for his train. Scrolling through his playlists to look for what to listen to, he did it every time, and he always ended up choosing the same playlist. Sometimes he wondered why he even had other playlists. Electric Love by Borns fills his ears, and he tucks his phone back into his pocket as he sees the train from the corner of his eye getting closer to the platform.

Peter holds on to the handrail and tries not to elbow the person sitting closest to him. It was rush hour indeed, and the train was packed; tourists, workers, teens, and everyone tried to squeeze into the narrow metal tube speeding underground rails. He smiles when he sees a guy with a corgi tugged into his back bag and being unbothered by the people around. Peter then looks at the person sitting opposite him, reading the Daily Bugle. The exact “Have you seen Spiderman” text is printed on the front page. They were genuinely desperate to get something to write about Spiderman. Boy, if they knew how much Peter could give them material if he wanted to be seen. And then, it hits him. This might be the stupidest idea he has had in a while, but at least he could get some money out of him.

He rushes out of the train when it reaches his stop. Marching, almost running towards his apartment. He quickly skips the stairs in three up to the third floor. He fumbled with the keys in his hands before finding the right key to unlock the door. Peter slides into his apartment, walking straight to his laptop while throwing his bag onto his bed. If they wanted content, content is what they’ll get in his conditions. He types in the email address on the ad, but before he can do anything else, he stops. He couldn’t give them the content of his suit camera without revealing himself as a Spiderman. And everyone knows how that ended last time; his identity got public. Okay, no one knows anymore what happened last time Spiderman’s identity got published. It wasn’t worthy of a risk to reveal his secret identity.

Peter sighs and closes the laptop, sinking into his seat. Okay, Peter, there must be a better way to save or get some money, he thinks to himself, chewing inside of his cheeks. The most logical thing would be to get a better job, but not many good-paying places hire a person with just a high school diploma. Maybe you could try to get back into college, you’ll not get back into MIT without a fund, but community college is a thing, he thinks. He had started to spin with his chair; it helped him with his thought process. If you find a cheaper apartment, you could save money and attend community college courses. That’s tough because your apartment is already cheap compared to other similar apartments around the area. However, you’ll never know if you don’t look. He spins with the chair one more time before rolling next to his bed and grabbing his back bag from the bed.

Peter pulls out the newspaper from his bag and throws his feet on his bed while remaining seated on the office chair. Skimming through pages, he finally finds the housing advertisements and expensive studio apartments page after page, just as he suspected. He flips to the last page of the ads, and he’s about to throw the paper away, but just then, he sees a small ad in the middle of everything. “Looking for a roommate, two-bedroom apartment, in Astoria Queens, for further info, please contact astoriaroomatead@gmail.com” Peter read the ad. Maybe a roommate wouldn’t hurt; perhaps the rent would be lower when you split the rent with someone. And he could use some company. Then again, he had to start sneaking out for his Spidey patrol.

He rolls back to his laptop, opens it, scrapping the earlier email draft to the Daily Bugle, and then types the email in the ad. Peter doesn’t know what to write; he doesn’t just want to email along the lines of “Saw your ad, tell me about the apartment” because he knew they’d get many of those emails. So, he tells in the email that he saw the ad and is interested in the apartment; hesitating, he writes about himself a bit in the same email, giving a short description of his interests and what he does for a job. If he were looking for a roommate, he’d like to know what type of person he’s talking with and considering to be his roommate. The clock reads 9 pm on the top right corner when he sends the email. He had spent almost three hours in his existential crisis, looking for apartments and conducting the email.

He was sure that he wouldn’t get any answer from the apartment the same day, but to his surprise, thirty minutes and one half-cold microwave meal after his phone had notified him about one new email. He was in the middle of getting ready for Spidey patrol. The suit hangs low on his hips as he jumps onto his bed, grabbing his phone.

“Hi, thank you for your email! Would you like to come and see the flat? We could discuss the lease terms, costs, and everything in person– Melissa,” the email reads. Peter couldn’t believe that they had answered him and invited him to come and look at the apartment. He quickly glances at his calendar on the wall; the only days he could go and see the apartment were Thursday and Friday because he was working during the weekend.

“Hey, I’d love to see the apartment; I’m free tomorrow after 10 am and the same with Friday if it works for you. – Peter” answers the email and gets up from the bed, continuing suiting up. His phone pings almost immediately back.

“Tomorrow at 11 am, 31-67 37th St, Astoria, Sixth-floor apartment 616, turn left from the elevator doors. See you then. – Melissa”. Peter nods with a smile and takes a screenshot of the email. He then stares at his phone for a while, wondering if he should answer. He answers the girl with a short, “Great; see you tomorrow - Peter” before putting on his mask and opening the window. He clicks on his suit camera, an old go-pro he had found in the dumpsters; it worked. That all mattered. Peter then steps onto the windowsill before aiming his web-shooters at the opposite building side of the street and swinging onto the roof of the building.

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The next day Peter found himself standing in front of the red brick building on 31-67 37th St. He already knew by looking at the apartment building outside that he could never afford the rent, even if it were split. Still, he was there, and he would have to go up to see the apartment and then kindly decline the offer after hearing the exact price. He takes a deep breath before walking into the building. In front of him are a lift and a staircase on the right. He decides to take the elevator; he was still tired from last night’s patrol and had barely slept after he’d gotten home. Peter pushes the button to the sixth floor, and the elevator doors close. It doesn’t take long before he’s already up and the doors open. He steps out of the elevator into a long hallway; the door right in front of the elevator is 613, so he does what the girl had told him in the email and turns left. At the end of the hallway, a dark wooden door reads 616.

He shakes his shoulders and arms lightly to calm his running nerves before ringing the doorbell. Quick steps and quiet mumbling are coming behind the door before it swings open, and Peter is face to face with a short girl. There’s a pause where both stare at each other. “So, we meet again” The girl breaks the silence. She was wearing an oversized forest green cardigan with light blue mom jeans. Her hair was in a low braid, and the same big retro-style glasses framed her brown eyes. “So, it seems” Peter smiles. Before he can say anything else, he sees the girl docking down. “Loki! Don’t you even try” She scolds and gets back up with a black longhaired cat? Peter lifts an eyebrow, so many questions running through his head right now, and the girl can see the gears going inside Peter’s head. “In my defence, I didn’t name him, my friend did, but I guess it’s a fitting name; he’s always up to some mischievous shit, and pretty sure if he could, he would try to take over the world” Melissa explains smiling and stepping aside from the doorway so Peter can get in. Peter steps into the small hallway and follows the girl holding the cat to the living room.

The apartment looks like it has been renovated recently, everything was new, or it looked pristine, furnished with lots of plants and mid-century modern style furniture. It was a very open concept, with the kitchen separated from the living room by an island. The apartment was filled with a warm atmosphere. Yup, too expensive, Peter thinks as he watches the girl put the cat in the small cocoon-like hammock hanging on the cat tree. Melissa turns around to look at Peter with a nervous smile. She wasn’t sure how she should start going through everything she needed to explain. So she said the first thing that came into her mind, “Do you want tea? Or coffee? Something to drink”. Great, now she was rambling. She cursed herself in her mind.

“Tea is fine” Peter smiles, and the girl walks behind the island, and Peter sits on one of the barstools next to the island. She clicks on an electric kettle and takes two mugs out of the cupboard. She places them on the island between Peter and herself. “Um, I have Yorkshire tea and some fruit-infused green tea my sister left here” Melissa looks at Peter while opening the cupboard closest to the fridge. “The Yorkshire one”, Peter answers, nodding, not sure what was the difference, but he wasn’t a fan of green tea. He remembered when his aunt had had a phase where she tried to cut back on caffeine and only drank green or herbal tea, and it was the only thing in their household to drink if you wanted something warm to drink. And he’s pretty sure he had Yorkshire tea during their last year’s trip to Europe even though tea drinking wasn’t his number one priority in London.

He was still scanning the place while Melissa placed the tea box next to the mugs. Melissa bit her lip; she had a hunch about what Peter was thinking. Peter turns back to look at the girl staring at him awkwardly. “This is a very nice place” He smiles, taking a teabag and putting it in his mug before the girl pours the hot water into the cup. “Yeah, my sister owns this. She was renting it a couple of years before she bought the apartment from the previous owner in 2017, renovated it over the years with her friends, and moved out last month; now I live here.” Melissa explains, placing the kettle back in its place. “If you don’t mind me asking, what is your sister doing for work? This place looks expensive.” Peter asks, afraid to lift his eyes from his cup. “Ah, I knew that was coming. But she works for Stark Industries. She’s a lab tech, something to do with nanotech and stuff. I’m not sure how much I can say; the NDAs are a pain in my arse.” She shrugs, opening the fridge. “Milk? I only have oat milk, though,” She asks, lifting the carton. “Sure”, Peter nods, fishing the teabag out of his cup with a spoon before taking the oat milk from the girl. There was a silent pause while they just stared at their mugs and stirred the tea in the cup. It felt like they were on their first date, and neither knew what to say next. It wasn’t awkward, but it wasn’t pleasant either.

This time, Loki broke the silence by jumping on the island and letting out an annoyed meow. “You had your food already, don’t think I forgot.” Melissa shakes her head, amused, as Loki starts to push against Peter’s arm. Peter smiles and starts petting the cat under the chin. The cat closes his eyes, enjoying the attention he is getting. “I guess Loki approves of you. He usually hates everyone. Well, except for me, my sister, and my friend. And his brother Thor of course” Melissa laughs, and Peter’s eyes snap from the cat. A big, amused grin all over his face. “You have another cat named Thor?” he laughs. “Nope, Thor is my friend’s Golden retriever; we call them brothers because they get along so well” Melissa sips her tea, placing the cup back on the grey stoned surface. “And she had the dog before I got Loki. I had to dog-sit one weekend after getting Loki, and they got along so well that my friend insisted I’d name him Loki. Before that, he didn’t have a name; I just called him kitty or baby”. “Well, you are something else, Lokitty”, Peter baby talks to the cat, swooping him into his lap baby style. Melissa stared at the two in amazement; as she said, the cat had hated almost everyone she had brought into the apartment, especially any male presenting person she had had over. Now the cat is cuddling with a boy he met 20 minutes ago.

“You probably want to see the rest of the apartment.” The girl states more than she asks. “That would be nice”, Peter nods, smiling and then looking down his lap where the cat was purring, eyes closed, looking so comfortable that moving and waking up the cat hurt would Peter. Noticing Peter’s dilemma, the girl tells him that he can bring the cat with him if he wants to. So, Peter gets up slowly, trying his best not to bother Loki’s slumber and keep him asleep by giving belly scratches. Melissa starts leading him towards a hallway when his mission is completed, and he’s entirely out of the chair with a sleeping cat in his arms. There are three doors, two opposite each other and one at the end of the hallway. She points to the door on the left, telling her that it’s her room, and she opens the door on the right. “This would be your room”, she says and lets Peter and Loki in. The room is almost the same size as Peter’s small studio apartment. There’s a window opposite the door wall, on the right from the door, a sliding door closet with mirrors, a queen-sized bed on the left, and a relatively new looking desk with an office chair. The walls were painted off-white, and the hardwood floor continued into the bedroom.

Peter turned around to look at Melissa, leaning to the door frame, her arms crossed on her chest, studying Peter’s reaction. Peter knew he had to turn the offer down kindly; it was clear the rent would be at least double even if split in two what he was paying now from his studio apartment. This was renovated, had a better location, and the room was the same size as his current apartment; no way this would be cheaper. “Oh yeah, we haven’t talked about the rent yet. If you want, the furniture is included; I’m not adding any costs from them. They’re my sister’s, and she left them here because she didn’t have anywhere to put them. But the rent would be 950 a month with split bills included. “She explains like she had heard his thoughts. Peter’s mouth drops open, and he needs to rewind what he had just heard. “How much?” he asks in utter shock. He had forgotten that he was still holding the cat that had now started to get fussy in his arms. He quickly let the cat jump out of his arms, and the cat ran across the floor out of the room. “950, bills included”, Melissa repeats, confused. That almost was half what Peter was paying right now.

“That’s like half what I pay now from my studio further in queens”, Peter breathes out, “No one died here, and now this place is haunted with murderous ghosts, and that’s why the rent is so cheap.” Peter continues.

Melissa laughs and shakes her head, “No, no ghost, demons, poltergeist, ghouls, not that I know of. But I assure you I’ve watched 15 seasons of Supernatural, I know how to get rid of every single one of them”. “Oh, thank god”, Peter slaps his hand over his chest, gasping dramatically. Melissa explains to Peter how she’s paying right now only for the necessities for her sister. She wanted to offer someone the opportunity to have affordable accommodation with a great location because she knew those were under the rock in New York City. She then leads Peter to the last door in the hallway, revealing a bathroom, fully renovated with white subway tile, dark tile floors, shower-tub combo, reasonably sized sink with a vanity underneath, toilet of course and last, she opens the doors on the right of the main door revealing a wash tower. “Ta-daa”, she sings and flashes jazz hands with a big grin. “Oh, that is luxury, “Peter breathes out; the apartment keeps getting better. No more clothes that smelled like curry for some reason. Peter had always wondered if someone washed their clothes with curry powder instead of laundry detergent because every time he washed his clothes, they ended up smelling like Indian food, which he liked, but not on his clothes.

Melissa shows Peter her room as well; it was the same size as the other one and everything he had expected from the mental image he had gotten from her since the beginning. Lots of warm colours, a queen-sized bed with a black iron frame, fairy lights wrapped along the headboard, lots of pillows, a forest green armchair tucked in the corner; her room didn’t have the mirrored sliding door closets, she had a wooden dresser and a clothes rack. Paintings and posters on the walls. Her room looked homey and comforting. They had small conversations about the pictures in her room, which she and her sister painted years ago. Peter had learned that she was a fan of One Direction and Star Wars from the posters alone. This led to a conversation about the correct order to watch the movies.

Loki was sleeping on the sofa as they walked back to the living room. Peter sits down on the matching velvety but yellow armchair Melissa had in her room, and the girl sits on the brown leather sofa next to Loki. “I know I asked this already, but now you’ve seen everything and heard the price; what do you think?” Melissa gently pets Loki’s back and smiles at Peter. “I mean, it’s hard to say no when you start thinking about everything, this place is a bargain, and I’m not going to find anything better around here. Especially without ghosts or murderers,” Peter lists. Melissa raises her eyebrow, amused, “How do you know I’m not a murderer?”. “Believe me, I’d know. I have an excellent sense of luring danger. I’m not sure about Loki, though; he may try to take over the world and murder me,” Peter laughs. “Naah, he likes you, and as long he gets enough attention, and there’s a drawer full of the most expensive salmon snack PetSmart offers, the world will be safe,” Melissa assures. “Then we hope the drawer will never be empty,” Peter replies.

Melissa is about to say something when her phone rings, and her eyes widen when she sees the caller ID. She excuses herself from the living room, walking into her room before answering. Peter tries his best not to eavesdrop, but it’s hard not to with heightened hearing. “Okay, Okay. Have you called your mom? You have, and she didn’t answer. What about Aida? Neither of them is answering; okay, they might be on a plane and not have service; no panic, Bubs. Did you call Happy or me first? Me… “. Happy? Could she be talking about Happy Happy? It couldn’t be, could it? She mentioned that her sister worked in Stark industries, so maybe she might know Happy. But the way she spoke made Peter feel like she wasn’t talking with a grown woman, more like she was talking to a child. And his mind goes to the girl he had seen Melissa with.

Peter had completely zoned out in his thoughts that he didn’t even realise Melisa had stopped talking and walked back to the living room. Plopping herself back on the sofa, she sighs, “Sorry about that, my friend. She’s in a new place, and she gets anxious easily and then panics. But everything is under control now”. Peter doesn’t say anything; he doesn’t know what to say, so he nods sympathetically. “As I was about to say before. There will be a couple of rules, so to say if you want to move. Nothing big, just some things to make the co-living easier, hopefully. And you don’t need to decide anything today, but if you could inform me before Sunday, that would be nice” Melissa takes a better posture in her seat as she speaks. “Okay, lay it on me.”

“These are the same rules I had with my sister, so feel free to suggest changes. Rule number one, Fridays are big cleaning days, we take turns on the tasks like if I hoover and clean the toilet and you clean the kitchen and mop the floors, next week we swap. Of course, it’s just polite and common sense to clean as you go, and the first one opening the dishwasher puts it on if it has dirty dishes and empties it if they are clean. The most obvious Loki is my responsibility; you don’t need to clean the litter box, change the water, feed him, etc. If you don’t want to, I’m not making you care for my cat. We don’t go to each other’s rooms without permission. The first one opening the Tv gets to decide what to watch; the same goes with the speakers. The one who connects first decides the music. There are no complaints or jokes about the chosen media piece; others can leave suggestions. Friends and partners are welcome; please inform me if someone is coming. If you’re bringing someone home from a bar for nightly activities, please text the latest from downstairs, preferably from the bar, before leaving. My sister and her wife can come whenever they want; usually, they text before they arrive, so there are very few unannounced visits, but there have been a few. And probably the most important, because of their work and mine in Stark Industries, there are NDA moments; basically, none of us can talk about our jobs if someone hasn’t written an NDA. So, if you decide to move here, you need to write an NDA. It’s tedious and lengthy, and there needs to be a lawyer and my boss or someone representing her around when writing.” Melissa finishes her little speech waiting for Peter’s reaction.

Peter was speechless and unsure what to say or where to start once again. He understood the rules, they were understandable, and he was way too familiar with the Stark Industries NDA’s. He had been sitting in Tony’s office once or twice hearing those contracts, and they had them for everything. And Tony liked to apply those NDAs for everything. Hell, there used to be an NDA about Peter and his “internship”. After finishing High school and before starting at MIT, Peter had worked that summer for Mr Stark. He had worked with a handful of people with Peter, which was unusual because he usually did projects only with Mr Stark. Tony had said it would prepare Peter for his future working with someone else than just him.

Melissa started to get anxious because of the way Peter was staying quiet. She knew where the first ones of the rules or guidelines were; how would you put it was easy to handle; the last one about the NDA was probably the deal-breaker. She hoped Peter would think about it, he was friendly and seemed someone she could get along with quickly, and her cat already liked him. And if Loki liked him, there was no way she wouldn’t let him go.

“I see your points, and I don’t think the NDA is a big deal, I’ve written a few before”, Peter finally speaks, and Melissa’s eyes lit up. “So, I guess I’m saying I’d like to be your and Loki’s roommate”.

[burned-out-match]

What if Shinsou, Kaminari, and Tamaki were hit with a quirk that turned them into girls. They are worried how their s/o would react but surprisingly she doesn’t care. She loves them regardless. Even though it is only temporary she finds them hot as a girl as well. They get flustered by her compliments. She even makes them try on a dress, if they’re comfortable with it. Lol 😆. Thank you! I love the genderbent versions of some characters, they are absolutely cute 😊.

we love a genderbent au lol - I'm just gonna go with a gender neutral reader though!

genderbent boys <3

Shinsou

he is confusion

i mean he looks in the mirror and assumes that he was either hit with a very strange quirk or he's having a fever dream

none of his clothes fit right so he calls you and calmly explains the situation, asking to borrow an outfit

and you're freaking out more than he is, scanning every inch of your closet and scrambling together an outfit that might fit him ok

so you bring the clothes over and he's the most adorable sight you've ever beheld

he's wearing a huge hoodie, long purple hair hanging out of the hood, and sitting down with his kitties

you can tell it's gonna be a long day when he looks this stunning

Kaminari

he's literally so excited

he calls you right away

"Y/N YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS I'M A GIRL AND I HAVE LONG HAIR AND EYELASHES AND OH MY GOSH I'M SO HOT AND I LOOKED DOWN MY SHI-"

you just hang up. you didn't s=need to hear that last part.

so he puts on a very tightly-fitting shirt and one of his spare skirts and walks on over to your place

and when you open the door he's doing a schoolgirl pose and he's squishing his cheeks and using a pick-me-girl voice

"So are we gonna go get lunch or what?~"

Tamaki

poor baby is so embarrassed

he just hides away all day and vows to not leave his room until it's all over

but you've been messaging him all day and he's got at least 20 missed calls from you because you're concerned

he ALWAYS sends a good morning text

so you take it upon yourself to go check on him

and you find a very flustered Tamaki at the door, bangs covering his face and the arms of his sweatshirt hanging over his hands

his face is all sleepy and flushed and he's 100% feminine rn - you two just stay inside and watch movies all day to spare him the misery of his embarrassment