Story time
*Delulu deciding what to do on the internet today*
-Oh I know! Let me go to a random restaurant account from a country I never set foot in and comment on a photo that has nothing to do with me. Truth being said, I don't like seeing my imaginary boyfriend with his real life wife so let me bully the woman who posted a picture of them because that made me mad. I know, I'll make up something totally untrue so that I can accuse that mean naughty woman of lying. That'll teach her to post pictures that upset me😤
*goes to instagram*
-Oh but since l'm so clever, I'm not going to post from my personal blog, nooo, l'll use my cat's instead so no one can know it's me!
I mean, I do follow my cat's account and it follows me too. Also my cat has a location that coincidentally is the same as mine. Everybody knows where l'm from because I keep repeating all over the internet that I work in that very famous place that is in said location. Also I shared a picture of my face with everyone and their mothers before, so it doesn't matter if it's also my personal account's profile picture, right? Right😌
*posts comment*
-There, I'm so clever! What a gotcha moment I got!😀 Let me take a screen shot to show my friend/boss, I hope she's going to be proud of me!
*said friend/boss is so proud that she shares the screenshot with everyone on the internet!*
-Oh wait, that screenshot contains the name of my cat's account, who's following and is being followed by my personal account who in turn has a profile pic of my face with my imaginary boyfriend.
*delulu slowly realises they have official doxxed themselves*
-Ok I know what to do! I'll accuse everyone who caught me being stupid and willingly share all this personal info of...doxxing!
I mean, yes, I do know I'm the one who actually doxxed myself but my friend/ boss told me that playing the victim and gaslighting people is a great way to try and hide how stupid I am. Apparently she's tested this method lots of times...🤡
Note from author: the delulu and her friend/boss technique failed, like everything else they have ever attempted on that blog. People made even more fun of them then usual, the imaginary boyfriend is STILL married to someone else, and the restaurant’s instagram account still has the photo up.
Fin
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As I always say…..2 peas in a cozy little pod 💛💜🌈
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me and cat are the same breed of bitch
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im so obsessed with thist picture of him I DONT KNOW WHT
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chuu finally met her match
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It would be nice to hear from Wanda and Cosmo! It is kind of nice that you guys have two children like your own family does. Are you two still close to your siblings? Wanda has a sibling and Cosmo also have a sibling just like Timmy and Peri. Do they share some sibling stories to your children?
Wanda and Cosmo both reconnected with their siblings shortly after having Peri. Or, well. More like Blonda reentered their lives once she realized she had a baby nephew. Eventually, they slowly patched things up the more Blonda came to visit Peri.
Schnozmo was dragged back kicking and screaming. Mama Cosma refuses to have her sons live estranged lives now that she has a grandchild in the picture. Schnozmo doesn't know how to handle children, but he's doing his best.
Peri likes Schnozmo because he makes silly noises and funny stories. But he prefers Blonda's theatrics much more and loves playing Dress Up with her.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
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Very heartfelt thanks to @gheistheist for allowing me to discover the very next rabbithole in which I'll spend countless hours making shit up.
And while you're at it please GO pay them a visit because they're absolutely fantastic
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That scene where they attempt to have a talk in 3x09. The beginning choice to have just their profiles. also focusing on Carmy's expression that you can barely see? I think the choice only to show their profile affects how we perceive Carmy's emotions as Sydney tries to reach him.
The choice to have them at opposite ends of the table—no switching sides—just a profile stage—makes sense because they're only discussing work-related things, not their relationship. There's a lack of emotion for the audience to observe.
When she says it's been off, he looks up at her that's Carmy's facade crumbling - he's disarmed, then averts his eyes and just says, "I'm sorry." In an episode titled "Apologies," Carmy apologizes again to Sydney without a push from anyone. Carmy- does he think he failed her - that's why he says without a thought - I'm sorry?
Sydney: It's hard to keep up with you sometimes. Carmy: Yeah, well, I've been doing this longer.
I didn't mean on a skill level.
After a month of agitation, he disarms again, and although it takes a second, he looks up at Sydney. Meeting her where she's at.
Then, we change the camera angle to a close shot. I believe it's because Carmy finally keeps his eyes on Sydney, and the viewer gets his point of view. We can take in Sydney's nervousness and hesitation as she decides to address the elephant in the room.
And then Carmy takes a breath and says, "Okay." He's been waiting for the conversation she wants, but he's avoiding it. We can see his exhaustion, and Sydney takes it in, delaying the conversation. We can also see her fear of bringing up their partnership.
It was a cool choice in the staging. I wonder what the next camera angle will be for their conversation. I hope if it's an argument, there's a wide shot so we can see both sides, but I also want close-up shots to capture their expressions.
Either way the filming for these talks seem very purposeful.
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Tank comes from a notoriously difficult family situation. He is stubborn and self-righteous, but still desperately seeks the approval of his peers, particularly the members of the elitist, powerful and ambitious Black Moon Society.
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Can never get enough of these 2 💜💜💜
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