#420 gandalf blaze it

[all-seeing-aleph]

Things I love about Rings of Power:

- The intro. Using Chladni plates to show the song of the Ainur, Melkor's rock 'n roll included, is fucking awesome. Go physics!

- It makes me feel like a scholar, maps and family trees displayed all over my desk to follow the characters. Confession: marked with pencil the illustrated edition s maps. Nerd me is giddy.

- Talking to the characters like old friends, because of course they are. Not suffering about the changes, and delighting in the depictions.

- Allowing myself to feel sad beforehand.

- Voluntarily deciding to focus on the happiest story while ignoring all the beautiful landscapes that'll be ruined, the people who'll fall, and the inevitable rise of the psycho. I prefer to see Gandalf and the Harfoots discovering the weed.

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Happy 420 from Merry and Pippin

[frodo-with-glasses]

More Reading Thoughts: The Road to Isengard

“‘You have passed my score by one,’ answered Legolas. ‘But I do not grudge you the game, so glad I am to see you on your legs!’” My favorite inter-species BROTP, everybody.

Is Erkenbrand gonna get any speaking lines? (Edit: No, no he isn’t. Shame.)

HAMA NOOOOOOOOO

FAREWELL SHORT KING. YOUR SASS AT THE DOORS OF MEDUSELD WILL BE LONG REMEMBERED.

Legolas and Gandalf over here wondering what became of the orcs as they ride through the woods. Aren’t you paying attention? They became a tasty tasty snack.

Legolas and Gimli continue to discuss whether caves or forests are the best. When I was little, I would have sided with Legolas. Now that I am older, I realize that the correct answer is BOTH

ROCKS ARE AWESOME

HOLES IN ROCKS ARE EVEN BETTER

AND TREES ARE FANTASTIC

Not-So-Hot Take: Legolas and Gimli are both right, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Hahaha the ents just popping out to jumpscare the Men of Rohan and then leaving like “welp, gotta go, got places to be, things to do, trees to herd—”

Theoden says, “Aw, man, the wolves are eating my fallen warriors D-:” and Gandalf is like “lol nah bro they’re just eating the orcs” and doesn’t explain until they actually ride up to the burial mounds so he can see them. Like bro. You could have mentioned that earlier. Always gotta be the dramatic reveal. X’-D

Steam coming from Isengard, ohohoho >:-D

And then the Ents arrive to move their trees out of the dell like a mom picking up her kids from daycare.

“Okay, honey, playtime’s over, time to put your toys away *chucks the orcs into a pile of rocks*”

The Isen is flowing again!

BREAK THE DAM. RELEASEEE…THE RIVAAARRRR.

Saruman just has. A Hand. On top of a tower. Pointing north. Like to tell his orcs “go that way”. I’m. Why is this so funny to me. Why wasn’t this in the movies. It’s so dumb. I love it. X-D

“…and suddenly they were aware of two small figures…” 8-O 8-O 8-O

*DEEP BREATH*

MERRY AND PIPPINNNNNNNN

“Hi Treebeard left us here to welcome you when you came back :-D I don’t know how to talk to kings, but I did my best!”

GIMLI GOING OFF ON THE HOBBITS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY

“Where did you come by the weed, you villains?” AHAHAAHAHA

“Though I would sooner learn how they came by the wine :-D” ASDFGHJKL LEGOLAS STOP

MERRY IS READY TO RECOUNT THE WHOLE HISTORY OF PIPEWEED RIGHT THERE, RIGHT NOW, WHILE THE WHOLE COMPANY FROM HELM’S DEEP IS STILL SITTING ON THEIR HORSES OUTSIDE OF ISENGARD, FORGET THE WIZARD, FORGET THE BATTLE, FORGET THE WAR THAT'S GOING ON AND HOW YOU PEOPLE RODE ALL NIGHT TO GET HERE, Y'ALL GOTTA LISTEN TO HOW MY FOREFATHERS FIGURED OUT HOW TO 420 BLAZE IT SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY, I ’ M F R E A K I N G D Y I N G —

I'm sorry to yell so much but the end of this chapter is the funniest thing I've come across in this entire book and IT'S STILL GOING

The ents over there still tearing down things and going hoom-hom in victory like "YEAAAAAHHHH, ROCKS FALL AND GO BOOM"

"'So that is the King of Rohan!' said Pippin in an undertone. 'A fine old fellow. Very polite.'"

Y'ALL

Y'ALL TOLD ME HOW FUNNY THIS WOULD BE

BUT YOU DID NOT PREPARE ME FOR IT

MERRY AND PIPPIN ARE NATIONAL TREASURES AND I LOVE THESE IDIOTS SO MUCH

[mirkwoodest]

REALLY QUICK LOTR GRISHAVERSE AU

Frodo is obviously the Sun Summoner, I will not be taking constructive criticism at this time.

Aragorn is a Healer (athelas but as a superpower)

Boromir is a Heartrender (fuck you all the way up)

Gimli is a Durast (make ax)

Legolas is a Squaller (defying gravity)

Gandalf is an Alkemi (fireworks)

Sam isn't a Grisha but he is an amplifier, more specifically he's Frodo's amplifier 🥺

Merry is an Inferni but not a very strong on and usually just uses it to 420 blaze it.

Pippin isn't a Grisha but he has a GUN.

Eowyn is a Heartrender (FUCK!!! YOU UP!!!)

Faramir is a Healer

Arwen is a Tidemaker (big water destroy puny ringwraiths)

Gollum is also a Tidemaker (for fish catching purposes)

Saruman is an Inferni (let's burn down some shit boys)

Galadriel is a Tidemaker

Elrond is a Tailor

Not to be cliche but obviously Sauron is a Shadow Summoner.

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Gandalf the green

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