#AND SHE JUST WANTS TO LEAVE BUT SHE DOESNT KNOW WHO SHE WILL BE WHEN SHE FINALLY ESCAPES

[lmaowhatt]

MEET. . . FEISTY!LATINA!READER

˗ˏˋ ❥・✎ feisty!latina!reader who. . . has tan skin with rounded features, big brown eyes, and wavy hair that reaches the small of her back. wears gold jewelry 24/7. from chunky bracelets to dainty rings to necklaces with a delicate chain with pendants ranging in sizes, you will always catch her with at least one piece of each on.

˗ˏˋ ❥・✎ feisty!latina!reader who. . . is obsessed with clothing. has a plethora of many different forms of jeans, 'gap' hoodies, different blouses, and even traditional clothing, all which she is very proud to own but will never hesitate to let you borrow whatever you want.

˗ˏˋ ❥・✎ feisty!latina!reader who. . . doesnt give a damn about what someone thinks of her, and shows it by how she carries herself. walks into a room like she owns it—hips swaying, head high, gold earrings shimmering.

˗ˏˋ ❥・✎ feisty!latina!reader who. . . stays true to her roots, doesnt let herself lose it or her spanish, and still celebrates every tradition like her family used to when she was younger, even involving rafe into them whenever she wants.

˗ˏˋ ❥・✎ feisty!latina!reader who. . . whether it be a simple bracelet added to kiaras collection, or a sticker of the flag of her country on jjs lighter, she often leaves small trinkets in anyones' room to represent her heritage—sometimes to remind them of her, sometimes just because feels the need to.

˗ˏˋ ❥・✎ feisty!latina!reader who. . . doesn’t let anyone—pogue, kook, or even a touron—mess with her friends, and isn’t afraid to tell them off in her native tongue when they do. grew up hearing “no te dejes” and took it to heart.

˗ˏˋ ❥・✎ feisty!latina!reader who. . . always smells like coconut, vanilla, baby perfume, or her abuelita’s favorite perfume—people will always say they can smell her before they see her, and they love it.

˗ˏˋ ❥・✎ feisty!latina!reader who. . . gives the best advice about anything, but will never sugarcoat it when it matters—if you’re being dumb, she’ll tell you straight up, but she’ll still comfort you after.

˗ˏˋ ❥・✎ feisty!latina!reader who. . . often listens to artists from her country and sings along to those songs in the car without a care in then world. knows every lyric to reggaeton, salsa, and early 2000s r&b—her energy alone will be enough to have you sing along with her.

˗ˏˋ ❥・✎ feisty!latina!reader who. . . knows the control she has over certain people and defenitely uses it to her advantage.

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a/n: anyone: finish your smau!!! me: new reader! (?) (dont hate me🙁)

[pettrichore]

tam amber is burdock everdeen's maternal grandfather

now hear me out. all speculation of course but it has bugged me on who burdock's covey connection was and there's really only one that make sense.

lets start with the facts:

burdock is lenore dove's cousin

burdock's covey connection is on his mother's side. specifically a "distant" cousin

alright now lets go through the covey to decide who this person could be

maude iory - nope! that's lenore dove's mother

lucy gray - lmaoo yeah no lucy gray is long gone and the would have been no child to leave behind

clerk carmine - too young and too gay. besides he has one daughter and that's lenore dove

billy taupe - long gone before he had a kid

barb azure - possibly. i think the ages probably wouldn't match up super well but the biggest issue i take with this is that she is last seen with a girlfriend and i rather not think she ended up with a man

tam amber - i feel like this is the best guess.

in defense of my choice

tam amber would be around 66 during sotr. perfect grandfather age of a 15 year old

tam amber has given burdock the most gifts from what i can tell. he made him those metal tipped arrows and likely made/taught him to make a LOT of other things (tam amber is actually the one to make most things for the covey. he's seen making fishing poles, fixing the tv, and more)

finally, tam amber's name poem/ballad tells us this in a way!!

the ballad

tam amber's name song is Tam Lin

tam lin is a scottish ballad

i am going to summarize a lot but i encourage you to read/listen to the ballad yourself. i am mainly referencing the meta version from this site wow!! a site dedicated to just this ballad!!

also fun fact: tam lin has an anonymous/unknown author AND tam amber was found by the covey as a baby when he was left on the side of the road

okay so there is warning of entering Caterhaugh (a woods and farm in scottland) for fear of tam lin specifically stating that he takes objects of value (including the virginity) of young women (esp blonde ones - thought there about the town folk)

we meet our real main protagonist, janet who is sewing or decorating and wishes for flowers and wants to go to the woods for this

she travels to caterhaugh and picks some roses (hmmmn) when tam lin appears and tells janet off, basically being like "who said you could come in here and pluck flowers and be in MY woods without MY permission??"

and janet ofc is NOT having that and says that she owns the wood or is the heir to it

and tam lin Likes that "And what they did next I couldn't say, The leaves were all around"

janet comes back pregnant, she says that a fairie was the father and then leaves

tam lin asks about the kid and what she's going to do with it

janet demands to know if he's fae or human

tam lin says yeah i'm human but i was capture by the fae. and every 7 years they make sacrifices to hell (hmm... hunger games and the tributes) and he's scared he'll be one of them soon

so on halloween janet rescues him from the fae and he warns her that they will transform him into a bunch of beasts to try and scare her but it's still him under it all

okay so what does that mean??

now not ALL the covey poems are like 100% accurate to their story from what i can tell so take this with a grain of salt BUT most of them are very symbolic of their lives or kind of follow a similar story in some way or another (this is also why i think it's even more obvious that maude ivory is lenore dove's mother)

but okay so what i take from this and how i connect it to burdock is

tam amber fell in love with a girl who came into the woods (or at least meadow) to pick flowers or enjoy freedom or find something or really anything doesnt matter but she's in his territory. they probably did have a bit of a cheeky back and forth about it being "his woods" or "his meadow" or whatever

maybe she was from the town?? but this doesn't matter much in the grand scheme of thing BUT would be interesting and a parallel with burdock and asterid

this mystery girl gets pregnant, she runs from home (which would make even more sense if she's from town) and gets pregnant and they have a kid

which i believe that kid is burdock's mother

okay that's all! if you got this far with me, thank you so much for reading. let me know your thoughts. also i dont think the idea of barb azure being bi is horrible i just think i found more reason for it to be tam amber. also sure she could have adopted but i think there's a point that's made about burdock having the voice of the covey and the ear of one too and i think it would just make more sense that way tbh

[throwupgirl]

castiel is a 7 on the kinsey scale possibly the gayest to ever do it. yes even when he has kissed women and had sex with one before. even though those things did happen the show itself chose to make it so that castiel can only be put in a sexual or romantic situation with a woman under the most insane circumstances possible. lets go down the list.

1) meg. he was still new to earth/had been away from earth for over a year and forgot how to be normal and he had just watched porn for the first time by mistake because there was already a porn tape in the dvd/vhs player. later that day meg grabs and kisses him to distract him from the fact that shes stealing his angel blade. he frantically makes out with her because he is dumbly copying the thing he just found out about (porn) and is internally going oh i know this one! and later when dean makes a joke about letting cas "have an hour with meg" cas is genuinely confused and says why would i want that.

2) daphne. his wife who i feel the need to remind everyone was only made possible because he nearly died and then fully lost his memory and wandered out of a river out of it and happened to be found by the most insane cultish christian woman in the universe who strongarmed mr. born amnesiac yesterday into a sexless marriage who he completely leaves forever the second dean shows up at his doorstep. he abandoned her not knowing who dean even was AND while "being able to sense that dean kills a lot of people." he ran away with a serial killer for NO reason

3. april. oh boy. what if you were an all powerful being who suddenly lost all your powers and were stuck homeless on the street with no idea how to cope with having a human body and someone offers you food and then invites you inside and starts flirting with you and you need somewhere to stay and you go yeah ok i guess ill finally lose my virginity after millions of years. and then you do and its like fine and you ask at the end uh did i do that right. and she goes yeah. and then you wake up the next morning and it turns out shes an assassin your family has sent to kill you and she was lying the whole time and so now you feel really violated but before you can even process that she stabs you to death and then you wake up to feeling your face being cradled by your boy best friend.

4. nora barely counts BUT she is the closest they ever got to for real suggesting cas might be attracted to a woman. he wasnt. but they ever so slightly leaned toward it without taking a single step forward. she compliments him and says hes her best employee and then vaguely asks him on a date and he says sure and is happy because he is homeless and living in the back room of the gas n sip and feels appreciated for once after dean kicked him out + gets a rush from being so good at Tasks. and also we dont get any details for how cas got this job so its very possible he feels in debt to her for hiring him out of pity if thats what happened (assumption but like. i know castiel doesnt have a resume and gave the worst job interview this talent show has ever seen). it turns out she just wanted him to babysit and all cas got out of this was the spark of realizing he likes to hold babies so he could orchestrate how to best babytrap dean

[the-s1lly-corner]

Kissing the female toons

My ear hurts, like the inside. Ouchie oooooooo owie owie owie anyways how yall liking the blot update

Notes: gn toon reader, can be either pre or post game, short and sweet, written on computer

CWs: none

BRIGHTNEY

she doesnt like pda all that much so kisses are only going to be shared when its just the two of you alone from everyone else- its not a shame thing its a privacy thing

brightney... actually isnt that much of a kisser honestly, shes more likely to hold your hand or give you a compliment- perhaps a gift. kissing simply isnt her thing it seems

but when she does kiss you she tends to aim for your forehead!

her light has a tendency to brighten when you smooch her

CONNIE

she 100% is going to be invisible and jumpscare you with a peck on your cheek every now and then... she doesnt do it all the time but she does it enough that youve caught on to the feeling of being watched when youre "alone"

also doesnt like kissing around others, they dont need to be in her business! but... shes not going to shut you down if you try to give her some quick loving in passing

she likes being kissed on the cheekbone- cheeks in general are nice but sometimes aiming higher hits different

FLUTTER

she has no mouth she cant give you kiss kiss :(

she does sometimes bump where it would be against you to make up for it- its nice but its not the same... and like her brother she highly doubts you want to try something with her proboscis

also has that soft felt fuzz on her body! sometimes it tickles when you learn in to kiss her head

GIGI

another "kissing doesnt really do much for them" toon, she just doesnt really get the appeal. like cool youre swapping spit- gross! yuck! she knows she has a tendency to take things but she has standards!

she thinks its funny you get flustered and red when she decides to surprise you with one... maybe kissing isnt so bad if youre going to be like this...

you never quite know when shes going to give you one or where. one day it could be a fast near non existent kiss on your cheek. another day it could be her tugging your shirt and kissing you quick before pretending like nothing happened

POPPY

shes like yatta but a lot less intense- shes not going to tackle you to give you a kiss but shes definitely going to speed up her walk just to give you some loving- and she doesnt care who sees! is it wrong to kiss your partner? no!

sometimes she tastes like pop though... youve really got to have a talk with her about how much soda she drinks, its worrying...

shes not easy to pop- if she were she wouldnt be here- but you try to be as careful with her as you can be even if she insists you can hold her face

SCRAPS

doesnt like kissing in front of others, she likes having her privacy- this goes for all pda thats not handholding honestly, she never much cared for showing off physical affection in front of others. she doesnt need to prove her love for you to everyone else- you already know she loves you

kissing her is a little weird anyway since shes... you know... a paper craft... paper and water usually dont really get along all that much and suuuuuuuuuuuuuure you dont actually have enough spit, but sometimes you leave a little wet spot and its awkward and she has to wait for it to dry before going out because people are going to ask and-

her hands are more forgiving since they're... not paper

TISHA

simple quick kisses are good enough for her... she doesnt like kissing you too often for two reasons- and neither are your fault! so please dont feel bad!

its like... sometimes if you do something too much sometimes it feels it can take away from the importance. thats how she sees it- she still does her best to make you feel loved but thats like... how she thinks. shes trying to work on it though! also sometimes she thinks too hard on the spit aspect. doesnt like it. yucky.

likes cheek kisses, though. giving and receiving!

TEAGAN

kiss her on the back of her hand and youre going to have a very happy teacup- bonus points if you do it as a greeting when you join them on one of their tea parties!

teagan likes kissing you on the cheek when you do something for her- youre too sweet and shes gotta let you know she appreciates your efforts!

definitely laughs softly into her boa if you never quite get used to her loving and get flustered.. its endearing!

YATTA

definitely has bitten you on accident on more than one occasion- she doesnt mean to hurt you... and honestly the bites themselves arent that bad, just some irritation but gooooooood she still feels bad.. funnily enough she will try to kiss it better

smells like candy and paper mache. a weird combination- if youre being honest she almost smells too sweet. like straight sugar and syrup... sometimes it can be hard to tough through the scent

not at all afraid to kiss you in the company of others. has sprinted towards you full speed to give you some loving while there were other toons nearby- nearly knocked you off your feet

[spacedlexi]

"sounds nice... having a partner"

[instantpansies]

CLARISSA

NEW BLORBO UNLOCKED

[sunlitlemonade]

i want to write jason & natalia but head so scattered.....

[mcytegg]

"thank you for everything, ro. i wish we got to work together."

"oh same, but y'know, some things just don't work out."

i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics i hate drastics

[screechingfromthevoid]

The cape wrapping was too much for me I have to leave

[lesbiansanemi]

Currently trying not to vomit over the fact that I essentially just lost almost a thousand dollars brb

[isa-ah]

crick is a few years older than isaiah... what if he had very faint i was a little boy memories of isaiahs mom before she died oxo

[vaguehotels]

SICK. "right person, wrong time."

[hearthomelesbian]

society if everyone kept their fucking cats in their own houses and yards like is expected for every other fucking animal

[arundolyn]

ohhhh my fucking god nobody needs to like know any of this medical tmi but it is literally 11 pm and if im kept up one minute longer when i just laid down trying to go to sleep by my mother YELLING REPEATEDLY that she needs to pee. im going to actually go insane. she got a catheter in. Yesterday. it is working. she won't listen to anyone when they tell her that this is the case. help me jesus. im sure if a nurse comes to check on her tomorrow they'll probably get the same response. my brain will simply explode

[hampterguts]

do all gender care specialists fucking suck in relation to gender care or is it just mine

[abimee]

ruyan is literally so beautiful that i get ill looking at her