#AT&T fucking sucks

[floral-hex]

Moved into this apartment and only had 1mbps internet, which is… bad. good luck watching anything.

Called yesterday and they said they could only pump it up to 7.5mbps due to the building’s wiring, which is a tiny bit better and I suppose I’ll take what I can get for now just so I can actually use the internet.

A few hours later, I’m now sitting on a whopping 768kbps plan at $40 a month, which is absolute bullshit! WHAT!? I didn’t even know you could get internet that slow! What happened?? I might as well go back to dial-up. And $40! Is that my idiot tax for trusting them?

Just give me decent internet, please, I beg you 😫

[captain-lovelace]

If you act like body hair on dudes is gross I hate you but if you do it about trans dudes not only do I hate you but I’m about to dedicate my life to throwing bricks through your window.

[uncanny-tranny]

I think such a big reason my trans manhood feels almost... bigendered is simply because in the eyes of most people (specifically cis people with whom I interact with most), I straddle this weird line wherein I am a man and often am seen as one, but I am also clearly undefinable insofar as cis theory goes, clearly queer, clearly outside of manhood if one only accepts cishet, patriarchal manhood. This definitely used to be a source of dysphoria for me, but I think now that I've transitioned, it's been interesting to explore this more. Am I wholly a man? Yes. Am I a man of multitudes? Yes. Do these multitudes contradict? Well, that depends on your definition of "contradiction"

[bunnabii]

I'm a cute chubby princess 😇

[pachimation]

lost, lonely children

[fujii-draws]

OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

[asexualbookbird]

First book purchase of the year! It WAS on my list of books I wanted, thanks for asking! I love that these are small enough that rereading What Moves the Dead isn't a huge commitment :)

[kinglypup]

i want to climb on top of you and pin you down as bros. we're just wrestling, dont worry about it dude! ill pretend not to notice when you start writhing around and panting, but you don't tell me to get off. ill pretend im not purposefully grinding down on you, trying to get you hot and bothered. when i readjust and end up between your thighs, who can blame me? we're just bros, your thighs are so strong, i just wanna feel them! and maybe i squeeze and bite just a little too high and i can hear your breath hitch and you card through my hair and i stare up at you for any sign to stop and when i dont see one, i slowly drag your pants down and you watch me drool over your cock before im licking and sucking like my life depends on it.

this post is GAY

[foxgirlmoth]

So F1nnster just came out as genderfluid but still I super fucking hate him. Making trap content and constantly making money off of a performance of being a fake girl, getting a name change and gender marker change and posting about going through that all while basically shoving it in the faces of trans women who have struggled over years and years. You've been a performance and you've gained wealth essentially making fun of us and enforcing horrible stereotypes, and saying "Yeah I just don't care about gender" Does Not Make Me Fucking Forgive Any Of That. What fucking hatred you've tossed onto your channel towards trans women will not go away easily, and Fuck You.

[69thfbiagent]

I did a Twitter thing

[romanticize-and-decay]

i dont know man, theres just something about the vampires in twilight being unable to cry that really unintentionally adds to the horror of monstrosity. like i know smeyer probably made them unable to cry bc oh life is so perfect as a vampire its symbolic bc why would you ever need to cry uwu

but crying, this utterly human and natural thing, something we all do, something so tied to life that we do it when we are born and that means we are alive... its something vampires, frozen in their dead state, cannot do...

i dont know man i just have a lot of feelings about the twilight vampires being physically incapable of shedding tears.

[genderkoolaid]

terfs idea of how top surgery works is like a cartoon evil doctor with a big bone saw comes in and hacks your tits off with 0 anesthetic and then slaps some Neosporin on and then high fives the nurse over the death of the female class. did you know that actually medical science is amazing and we specifically design surgeries to be as easy and safe as possible. wild huh

[cyncerity]

for prompts what about some clingy duo being extra clingy? I don’t got many ideas either tbh T^T

clingy duo 🗣️🗣️

i love them fr and had such a vivid image of them just chillin in someone’s gut as soon as i got this ask. I don’t have many aus where they’re both tiny but then i remembered that Tommy in the Store Shifter au is a shifter, so now they can get nommed together <3

been a while since i posted vore art (i’ve drawn like one other vore thing in the past half a year but that’s for a story i haven’t posted yet but is like 80% done 👀)

anyway i didn’t decide who exactly swallowed them but i’d say probably either Ranboo cause they got tired at work and made him or Dream needed instinct help, but you can imagine whoever <3

[moogiwara]

just for that I’m gonna write zolu sucking and fucking btw

[bunnabii]

Super sneaky peaky boobie play :3

[yandere-daydreams]

Current thoughts on Neuvillette and Furina?

the moment i saw them on screen together i was overcome with fantasies of the Most Austic Threesome ever penned to the hollowed halls of ao3. i have been been plagued with visions ever since.