#All's Fun and Games... : memes

[ninyard]

Exy fans on Twitter (championship final edition pt2)

[welcometoteyvat]

ga-ming/gaming/嘉明:

mr. tea drinker. escorts cargo from yilong wharf (somewhere in chenyu vale) to liyue harbor. chenyu vale is known for tea leaf growing. where are tea leaves grown irl????? see below

SOUTHERNER??? southerner confirmed????

tea drinker and dim sum enjoyer.........

wushou -> 舞兽 -> literally translated as "beast dancing" -> it's just lion dance but with a knockoff lion ig

TIL! seems that he's based off the red/black lion known as guan gong / kwan kung / 关公!

irl, they look like this (which also explains where his black/red color scheme comes from)

this specific lion is one of 3, the other two are 2 other historical figures from romance of the 3 kingdoms (liu bei and zhang fei. this one comes from guan yu)

his constellation name is Leo Expergiscens which means awakening lion. it's 醒狮 in chinese, which is another name for lion dance used in canton/guangdong !!!

NO INCOME FROM LION DANCING T_T it's his side hustle.....

your honor he's perfect please release him alr

[hyuckonia]

Ghost Chef 1 stronger than me. i woulda quit my damn job or conveniently placed a cleaver into one of my essential internal organs

[grimm-the-tiger]

I feel like we need a better name for the “Victorian London has been relocated to a slightly more miserable place than normal and now you gotta resource manage” genre of game. 

[corgifruityart]

balds him balds him balds him balds him balds him

[kitakunn03]

and just like that we’re right back to aftg

no reposting pls <3 im more active on Instagram    

[ogaminyu]

marriage is tough.

[mazojo]

Of all the languages Meme could speak and she chose the truth

[silversternart]

When your bro got stabbed 5 times and youre driving him to the ER but your gf wants the aux cord

I present to you, more doodles because my life is lowkey going a bit bAD and I am coping fr fr

[Also 'the white one' is inspired by a comic a friend send on twitter by Bleuzen404 !!]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

never underestimate the power and joy in thinking about your own Guys doing normal people things. my brain is awash with delight

[ninyard]

Exy Fans on Twitter (French edition)

[yasmeensh]

This is what I have been working on this week. A4 paper in gouache. It's a rather difficult medium to work with. I do like the consistency, and the matte finish. But I found it hard to make the colours come out bright (I suppose gouache is like that?). I used coloured pencils and what is supposed to be oil pastels (it was straight up chalk lol). I think it could still use more work, but I fear I would just ruin it if I work any further. Overall, I'm happy with the result! Next up will be acrylics! Progress shots under the cut:

[kiwiana-writes]

For the AU ask game: college AU where Alex is taking an art elective and Henry is the nude model for his life drawing class, resulting in Alex's bi awakening

Gonna really betray my complete lack of art knowledge with this one lmao

ONE: Alex didn't even want to sign up for the art elective, but he drops a class in the first week because the professor is a massive fucking racist, and by then anything he would have chosen to take is full. He's not bad at art, necessarily—he took it in high school for a couple of years before he started focusing more on college-appropriate subjects—but it's not where he was planning to spend his energy.

TWO: He doesn't even see 'life models' until after he's already committed. Which is fine, obviously. He's not a creep. Besides, he'll be so focused on the technical details of drawing that he's not going to start panting at the curve of a boob.

THREE: The guy is literally standing on a dias in the middle of the room, in a robe, and Alex still doesn't figure it out until the teacher introduces Henry to the class and Henry starts to shrug out of the robe. Henry has a jawline carved from marble and a shoulder-to-waist ratio most models dream about; he'll be great to practise body shots on. Lines. Body LINES. Why is he thinking about body shots?

FOUR: From his seat, Alex mostly has Henry in profile. He draws a curved line on his paper, the sway of Henry's back, the dip above his hipbones, the swell of his ass, and wonders what it would be like to trace his tongue down the same path his eyes are currently traversing and what the fuck—

FIVE: It's creepy to give the nude model your number, right? It's probably creepy. God, Alex has very literally spent the last however long staring at Henry's naked ass and Henry doesn't even know his name. It would definitely be creepy.

(He asks Henry out for coffee instead. Which would probably also be creepy, except that Henry's face lights up and he's saying yes before Alex can even finish the question. Henry orders a tea; Alex likes him anyway.)

[Send me a potential AU and I’ll tell you five fun facts that would happen in a story.]

[starflungwaddledee]

🕰️🩷🧋and 🥘 for starstuck Dee please and thank you.

[ >>> kirby oc ask meme <<< ]

🕰️ (Clock) - What would a Dreamy Gear version of them look like? What sort of accessories would they have? What kind of role do they play?

well i couldn't resist drawing it once i'd thought about it, so here she is! still pretty recognisable, but i think that large elements of her story and the suspicions surrounding her would be different, due to the fact that waddle dee/bandee is usually the one and only waddle dee. i think she'd still be found in a meteor crater at the edge of town by meta knight, but i think this time he'd bring her to bandee instead of president dedede, mostly due to the clear visual similarities. bandee would take her in instantly, and she'd follow him around the mechanic shop, learning to tinker and serving as his glorified assistant. learns to make really good apple tea instead of being a friendly chatterbox she would be shy and selectively mute, speaking out loud exclusively to bandee. though she still forms relationships with kirby and meta knight, i think that sadly in this world president dedede would frighten her, despite how highly bandee thinks of him 😭 at meta knight's suggestion, after he finds her squinting skyward on the roof at night a few too many times, she makes herself a pocket telescope for looking at stars and surveying the weather. she uses it to give bandee reports, which he discretely passes on to kirby and dedede for their races.

🩷 (Pink Heart) - If they were a Dream Friend, what would their moveset be like? How much HP do they have? Would they be a strong attacker, or would they take on more of a support role?

she would be a support role for sure, but i also can't resist also giving her some specialised abilities... > hp: small health bar, but practically immune to damage. will still die in insta-kill scenarios like lava or crush blocks > basic attack: if bandana waddle dee, meta knight, or king dedede are on the team she'll get a simple swing attack with a toy/training version of their weapon. if at least two are on the team, it's upgraded to an attack with a three-swing combo, and she'll alternate at random between which weapon she pulls > basic support: drawing magic from the environment around her or other allies or enemies present, she can give a wide variety of power effects. i previously said she'd give blustery and i stand by it, because even if there are no other elements around there's always air, but i think she could give the others too. she cannot attack with any of these herself > healing: under CPU control she'll focus on running ahead to pick up heal items, and bring them back. if everybody has full health, she'll actually store the item and bring it out later whenever anyone gets below half health; tdlx bandee style > meteor shower: this is a charge attack that starts with a 3 minute cooldown. after charging, she can use it by jumping in the air and pressing a multi-button combo, to avoid accidental activation. this is a full screen, crash-like attack with a shooting star visual, similar to team meteor. all on screen enemies defeated, and most bosses down to at least 1/3 health. > downed: unfortunately after using the charged attack she will drop her inventory, pass out, and need to be piggy backed for about 5 minutes if you want to keep her on the team (walking over to her will activate a 'piggy back' bar instead of the standard 'revive'). she cannot heal or give buffs during this time, but can be dropped by accident or when attacked, and can take damage that cannot be healed. if she makes it she wakes up at partial health, but returns to being invulnerable while conscious

🧋 and 🥘 both answered here!

[leezuhh]

sunshine court no context

[magnusbae]

Starting a new ask game, because I must.

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