#Anu Reevs

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Character Lore

Detective "Teshteal" Rammstein

Gardio (Non Feral Glowing One Detective)

Andrew the Synth and Humble Tato Farmer

Geneveve (Gen 2 Synth and Third Rail Singer/Performer)

Deep Blue (SynthClaw made of Gen 2 Parts)

Alicia (Prototype Gen 2 Synth Turned Hacker and Assassin)

Astral (Gen 2.8 Merc/Rogue Courser)

The Twins: Hydra and Gemini

Ursine Corncockle Himbeer, Courier and BOS Scribe

Eldwyn(BOS Scribe and Ursine's Kid. Reblogged on someone else's post)

Clancy Stein (Mirelurk Humanoid Mutant, Adopted by Dr. Yren Stein)

[theyhavetakenovermylife]

What Would They Name Their Children? (Headcanons)

2012!Turtles

A/N: Fun fact, my great grandmother was named after Olga of Kyiv. And another fun fact, my grandparents met each other at Niels Bohr institut in Copenhagen.

Warnings: None💚

Leonardo:

Leo would want to honor his Japanese heritage, in the memory of his father. With a great knowledge of not just Japanese culture and language, but mythology and history, Leo would have more than just a few name ideas for his future children. His future partner may very well have to keep him in check, helping him sort through the all.

For Boys:

Kenji, meaning either “strong and vigorous” or “intelligent second son” in Japanese.

Asahi, meaning “morning sun”, “rising sun” or “sunrise” in Japanese.

Kangiten, the Japanese god of bliss.

For Girls:

Haru, meaning “springtime” in Japanese.

Sanyu, meaning “happiness” in Japanese.

Amaterasu, the name of the Shinto goddess of the sun.

Raphael:

Raph likes strong names. Names that make people think of strong warriors and brave leaders. For that to happen, it needs to be names that most people would know, and be able to recognize with at least a little ease. It won’t work if Raph chose a name no one had heard of before.

For Boys:

Thor, after the Norse god of thunder.

Zeus, after the Greek god of lightning and king of the gods.

Anu, also known as the Sky Father and the King of Gods in ancient Mesopotamia.

For Girls:

Boudicca, after the queen of the Iceni tribe, who led the rebellion against the Roman forces that invaded Britain.

Olga, after Olga of Kyiv, who avenged the murder of her husband at the hands of the Drevlians, while protecting her son.

Lagertha, after the Norse shieldmaiden from Norway.

Donatello:

It would be no surprise to anyone, that Donnie would name his children after some of the great minds that he found himself looking up to. Just like Leo, Donnie would have so many names lined up and ready to go, that his future partner would have to help him sort them all through, before setting on the ones that they would find fitting.

For Boys:

Charles, after Charles Darwin.

Deodatta, after Deodatta V. Shenai-Khatkhate.

Niels, after Niels Bohr.

For Girls:

Rosalind, after Rosalind Franklin.

Barbara, after Barbara McClintock.

Emilie, after Emilie du Chatelet.

Michelangelo:

The names Mikey has lined up for his future children, changes quite a bit in reasoning. Some of them mean something to him, in the sense that he finds the meaning of the name very important. Others are important to him, due to pop culture or, well, food. A simple man with simple thoughts I guess.

For Boys:

Keanu, because of Keanu Reeves of course. Duh.

Ace, from Latin, meaning “one”, “someone who excels” or someone of a high rank.

Bodhi, a Sanskrit name meaning “enlightenment” or “awakening”.

For Girls:

Cherry, which both could be referring to a meaning of “dear one”, but also the fruit.

Clementine, meaning everything from “merciful”, “gentle” and “mild” to the small citrus fruit.

Éowyn, because of Lord Of The Rings, of course.

[euphonyanimation]

Meet the Team!

Anu Adebayo is the team lead behind Euphony, as well as it's storyboard artist. She's helped put together the entire story and helped with any variety of tasks.

If you'd like to check out her other stuff, you can find her on her ArtStation, at Anu Adebayo.

Lili Schuett is one of the character designers for Euphony, where she was responsible for designing the protagonist, Phonic. She has worked character animation and coordinating scenes.

If you'd like to check out her other stuff, you can find her on her ArtStation, under Lily Reeve. Or on her Insta under lilyreeve.art.

Max Wilmot is a character designer for Euphony, who has worked on many side characters. He has also helped in animating them for a variety of scenes.

Lucas Harrington is the 3D artist for Project Euphony. He's putting his skills to use in creating the 3D models and environments, as well as animating them.

If you'd like to check out his other stuff, you can find him on his ArtStation, under Lucas Harrington. Or on his YouTube channel under L82ZParty.

Sean Everitt is the background designer for Project Euphony. He's worked one establishing the setting of Euphony, and creating the various backgrounds involved.

If you'd like to check out his other stuff, you can find him on his ArtStation, under Sean Everitt. Or on his website under Sean Everitt Art.

Thanks for reading and be sure to check out Project Euphony through our website.

[zooterchet]

Famous Relations

Jeffrey Dahmer: Letter to Congress, to serve in the United States Central Intelligence Agency. Given duties of SKI prison bailiff, as reform of prison sodomey and sexual assault, own request.

Ted Bundy: Economist of whaling and portside stations, music and literature attached. Found own sector of economy was being removed, defected to France, against wishes of MI-6; over ninety kills of foreign executives of British Intelligence, due to breed with "Booth" genome, mother's side; father, Chip Charlebois, still manages Bridgewater Triangle Keno; State Police Captain.

Barack Hussein Obama: Executed, electric chair; replaced, John Allen Muhammad, kindergarten CIA counselor, Jewish by miens and translated circuit, "frog"; raised to teach children to use weapons. Still attempting to deduce how inmate, "Chet", "Lee Malvo", continues to connect to internet, after mass e-mail ping in 1996, forcing deportation out of country through print of "The Matrix", self printed as "Neo", "Keanu Reeves".

James Madison: Rumored to be "German", by cousins out of Britain; Olly Olly Oxenfree, applied to man, as British boy, instead of British girl, resulting in crossing of Potomac; Puritan infantry out of Roanoke, still unaccounted for, sensitivity to Ginko Bolaba noted; as secret detective skills, "INTERPOL" organization formed in place; responsible for Great War, in "scientific method" test, to study "gay gene"; non-Talmudic book of law, US Constitution, as crafted by James Madison.

Robert the Bruce: Marijuana dealer to the richest men in Britain, Palestinian Arab in origin, "Ishmael"; arranged marriage, to Jacobin line, supported by blood of Shakespeare, "Booth" family; Booth, William Wallace, beheaded, much to shame of family, after marijuana stocks, released to common Irish of Northern Britain, relabeled "Scottish", "Utopian Society"; marijuana growing public, adding to British Empire's dominance over ale and barley crop, for beers and breads.

Pierre the Coward: Breton Crusader, in service to Frankhart; the defeat of Salah al-Din, through own troops of Arab conscript, having been given mark of Muslim, shaved heads and fast, through crops being burned by identical tactic of Saladin, hence those having found fast now in tithe to Church, the system of luxuries offered found inside of common tax of Europe to support of clergy through mutual payment of injury reported.

Joseph Chillton: Affair with Chinese-Indian woman, of high cast, "Mary", results in a bastard, refusing to serve in military campaigns of construction of roads and civilization in Judea. Military tribunal established, to see whom has themselves admitted to evidence to steal theft and proof of guilt, hence open admission of crime through practice of "Ramadan", placed on multiple days or holidays; actually forbearance with woman, of deliberate sect, preferring her drugged, with marijuana at night, to have sex with her as a victim of sexual assault; any retaining homophobia, as having refused sexual assault, therefore surviving parties, as having retained consumption of alcohol, citrus, and pig. Otherwise, a rapist, to be ignored and commonly mocked, as the Merovingian; refused a career as a police officer, soldier of military, lawyer of courts, criminal adjutator of assistance to government ward, or espionage officer in clandestine control of politician.

Samson the Arab: The prosecutor, and the first on record, having portrayed the love of his wife, as refused, due to her large buttocks, and those men preferring the bosom; thus having seduced to be rumored in arranged marriage, however only by woman, and only by man the rejected oath of poverty; the collapse of the entire Arab Empire, at the love affair, a homosexual androgynous having interfered, with the cult of fetish and domination, having demanded Samson, be on top of a woman, through her offering of her anus, as sodomey; despite the tradition of honeymoon, the woman sitting on the face, as preferable, outside penetration, that for a child; the traditions lost forever, and the Arabs banished, to the Dark, the Vampires; Gypsy, psychics.

[kerlonchips]

Biohazard vendetta online

BIOHAZARD VENDETTA ONLINE MOVIE

The character of Rebecca Chambers seemed to be included just to have a female character in the flick that needs to be saved.

BIOHAZARD VENDETTA ONLINE MOVIE

Chris Redfield never had a personality to begin with, and this movie doesn’t do much to help give him one. Gone is the cornball jokes that made Leon so endearing in Resident Evil 4. Not much is done to make their personalities different beyond “guy with gun”. Our two main leads are only different from one another by their appearance. No time is spent on character development. For a franchise that was once steeped in horror, it fits about as well as Sylvester Stallone teaching acting classes. For an action movie, that’s a not a bad thing. Now they just have to channel their inner Keanu and they become unstoppable bad asses. They were people who were caught in an impossible and horrific situation and had to use their skills and wits to survive. I understand that these are supposed to be highly trained people, but the concept was always that these are not superhuman dynamos. It’s like the filmmakers watched the movie a million times and said “We want that, but with zombies and other monsters from the games!”. Leon even moves like Keanu Reeve’s Wick character and holds his gun the same exact way. Chris must get the help of his former teammate Rebecca Chambers as well as Leon Kennedy (from the previous movies and other Resident Evil games) to help him stop Arias from releasing a virus in New York.Īs I watched the movie, I couldn’t help but notice that some of the action sequences, particularly with Leon, were reminiscent of John Wick. Arias is dealing in biological weapons, and is on a quest for revenge after his wife was killed on their wedding day by a drone strike. It centers on Chris Redfield and his quest to capture and arrest a weapons dealer named Glenn Arias. Resident Evil: Vendetta is another entry in the computer animated franchise. Sadly, the computer animated movies weren’t much different. The live action movies were also more focused on creating action set pieces than making anything remotely scary. Action took precedence over creating tension. Sadly, the franchise started to get away from what made it work in a desperate attempt to appeal to the Call of Duty fans. You couldn’t Rambo your way through scenarios because you could find yourself facing a really nasty creature without the right kind of ammo/equipment to face it. It created a very tense atmosphere by creating a scarcity in resources. This is when Capcom introduced the world to Resident Evil, which was a horror game that would influence many copycats over the years. This was when Konami still made good games and didn’t treat its employees like feces that leaked out of a monkey’s infected anus, and Capcom wasn’t completely crapping on their most popular franchises. Kennedy and Professor Rebecca Chambers from Alexander Institute of Biotechnology to stop a death merchant with a vengeance from spreading a deadly virus in New York. BSAA Chris Redfield enlists the help of government agent Leon S.

[mountaincryptid]

What Always Be My Maybe taught me is that I've been pronouncing the name Keanu wrong my whole life

[keanuquotes]

TOMORROW!

Written by Reuters    12 Jul, 2018 | 8:06 AM

 REUTERS – Keanu Reeves hit the red carpet for the New York film premiere of “Siberia” on Wednesday (July 11).

The romantic thriller is about an American diamond dealer, Lucas Hill, played by Reeves, who travels to Russia with his partner to sell diamonds. When his partner goes missing, Reeves’s character is desperate to find him. In his search for his partner, he meets and falls in love with Katya, played by Ana Ularu.

“My favorite moment of working on Siberia? I would say the time spent, the working relationship with Ana Ularu, who plays Katya in the film. We had a lot of very intimate scenes in the trust that we built together and the intimacy that we got to play.” Keanu Reeves

“It was just one of those moments where you feel that you’ve understood your character and you get along so well with your partner there area’s synchronicity and telepathy there and everything just works together.” – Ana Ularu

“Siberia” hits video-on-demand (VOD) and U.S. theaters on July 13.

[lucilleandherrobots]

Astral: *suddenly in front of a fireplace, confused* How did I- Reeves: *soothingly* Sshhh... Just go with it... Relax...

Astral: But-

Anu: *like a zen master* Eat a pan dulce. It smells delicious. *Appears to be sitting on the ground with his legs crossed near them*

Astral: *picks up a pan dulce bun from the tray next to them* Ugh... Fine... *reluctantly takes a bite. Then they try to eat it quickly* I'm eating it... now what-

Anu: Ssh... Savor the pan dulce... Slow and steady bites... How does it taste?

Astral: *slows down* ...Good.

Anu: Good. *a soft bell chime can be heard in the distance, but only heard by Astral and Anu*

Astral: ...Thank you...

[himbosexuality]

hey so if you guys didn’t know i happen to have two very very big hyperfixations and those are bill and ted and barbie so. i’m in the process of making ken-anu reeves and alex ken-ter, do you think you guys would want to see them when i’m done or

[topconfessions]

I really can’t see why anyone would dislike TOP. He doesn’t do anything to anyone, he minds his business, he’s very generous and giving. His scandal shouldn’t be out agasint him as ‘problematic’ when the man tried taking his own life and smoked due to his mental health coming to a boiling point. He’s very unproblematic. I don’t see as many TOP anti’s like I do for GD. But still when I see hate about him I think, why? He’s such a good humble idol.

I don't know what to say to this.

As someone who was utterly in love with him if not infatuated and thought he was the ultimate and could do no wrong, I can clearly see why a lot of people don't like him.

he has a tendency of coming off as pretentious to those who are not acquainted with who he is and his artistic interests. He objectively does have a way of conveying his passion for art, the art world and his expertise as something he's a master of. I can put my finger on it but I can see how people take it this way although I know he truly loves the high end art scene.

He genuinely had a lot of weird fetishes and his quirks that many of us love that come off as 4D dork personality may come off as irritating, fake, weird, abstract and eccentric. His behavior even at his best back in the day isng everyone's cup of tea.

Top has made it beyond obvious he has very strict ideals about certain things. These don't always make him mysterious and highly intriguing in the way he wants it to be. I.e. his not being touched thing.

He had very strange and unrealistic requirements / ideals about women without reflecting on why that is. A typical feminist would not like it.

His Instagram as a whole especially back in the day.

Him being reclusive hurts him more than aids him cause this is how his reputation and perception takes a plummet cause not only does it isolates himself from information and seeing how the public feels so he can improve or just be aware, its ammo for fans and media to take the narratives about him and run it as fact as he is not someone who actively not effectively sets things straight. At the most he will check a negative fan once in a while.

I love TOP dearly but to me objectively he comes off as a celebrity who KNOWS he is mega famous and sees a clear divide between himself and the public. Its something about how he carries himself that I think people who dislike him can see. Like you don't get that uppity detacthed aura with Keanu Reeves or Gong Yoo y'know the very humble approachable celebs who kinda exude that right off the bat. Those two guys aren't people you need to know everything about to see that they aren't detached.

Again his quirks and likes on top of interactions with others may be seen ad strange

He has a drinking problem and fans who dislike him may not see it as cute or fun like the fans do

his immaturity outside of his work and interests, technically top is like 33 but acts like a teenager still at times.

Referring back to insta, he did a lot of scare tactics and shock value posts like the pig anus posts where there was a time people needed to unfollow him. Sure sure sure SURE we can suffice with an explanation its him being himself, he trolls, its just his page and the whole background for why he does what he does but if we have to read far into it and pull up excuses then that means the majority may be right to some degree.

He's known to he a peculiar person if we're speaking in a negative light.

He never if rarely ever photographs with women on his social. There are photos of him and female fans together but it's not common. I know "wtf does this have to do with anything" well I think in an underlying sense this impacts how fans connect and relate to TOP. He seems to only have outward respect and admiration for men only. Much older wealthy higher up industry men he's close to. He posys Mark gortajhan like that's his boyfriend or brother LOL.

He has a way of keeping things private that would shed more light in making him relatable. I.E we get a lot of the artist mark gortjhan on his insta and his male friends but no family, no legit genuine friends that aren't higher up and not much we can relay his character as a person on from other types of people.

So yeah.

I love and truly do care for TOP, I'm sure I could make a list of what I love about him and what all people love but I can see why people may dislike him. It's never shocking to me but then again I am not mentally or emotionally sucked into the universe to see him the way others do and you as well. (Not stating you are sucked in anon but a majority may be).

I think his likeability and dislike is Subjectice and not one size fits all. If you look at it from a quick glance and broader view: yeah he's a pretty cool fun quirky guy and humble. But looking at it in a detail oriented perspective, he's kind of warranting the hate mostly off his own actions, behaviors and choices.

The idol world is tough and not for everyone. Many have experienced the struggles he have. While I sympathize with him and understood how much of an emotional toll it has all taken on him, I can't coddle top cause as someone who does not smoke (I have it once*) and does not rely on nor use these methods to cope with things, I really think that we can't use that as a pass. Life happens and it can be cruel cutting at us but always taking a healthy initiative will pan out better than a toxic one.

If TOP can invest and extend himself into such big projects for his interests and the such then he can stop and learn about therapy in other countries. Therapy, anonymous counseling, general counseling, actually taking therapeutic vacations alone or with few trusted love ones, take a legitimate break from it all, stay in a different country for a good while, etc.

Michael Jackson isn't a bad person but he had to deal with being touted as such until he died cause he was a bizarre person that wasn't shown humanity due to his poor mistakes.

You get where I'm going anon?

I can perfectly are why he is not likable especially in a new world that is 2020s where every one is on every one ass about everything.

Top should legitimately retire from the industry and monitor his Instagram better then live a quiet life if his mental health is through the tubes. He isn't as innocent as we would want to think he is.

Maybe I'm cold hearted but he isnt doing anything or giving me enough lately to remember why I like him in the first place. I have to revisit YouTube and watch the old clips to be reminded.

Very creative, zany, dorky, fun, deep and sexy / complex character with charm yet a troubled soul who needs to figure himself out by himself.

That's how I personally see him.

[iworshipkeanureeves]

The right door (Keanu Reeves x Reader)

Summary: Reader mistakenly knocks on the wrong hotel door, finding unfamiliar man behind it. Later, she meets him again at the bar of the same hotel.

Words: 1,5k

Warnings: alcohol, smut

A/N:  Since I’m currently quarantined because of Covid-19, I‘ve decided to try and write fanfiction  to improve my English skills a bit. This is my first attempt to write fanfiction and English is not my native language, it will probably suck, but I’ll learn eventually.

You tried your hotel keycard for the third time, but nothing seemed to change. You started knocking on the door “It’s me, Y/N, open up!” expecting your friend Maddie to be inside and, just as you were about to give up, you heard someone coming to the door. The door opened and you were about to rush inside, when the sight of tall, devilishly good-looking man, standing right in front of you, made you suddenly freeze in place.

You stood there completely speechless, embarrassment and confusion was overpowering your mind, and all you could do was smile and giggle anxiously. “Are you lost?” he inquired politely. Showing him your keycard number, you started to babble nervously “I thought this was supposed to be my room and I…”, immediately after those words, you looked up at the door to see that you got the floors mixed up and felt your cheeks heating. “Soo… never mind, sorry to interrupt you, sir. Have a nice evening”, you turned around flushing and faded into the stairway, realizing that the man you had just disturbed was actually Keanu Reeves.

Maddie was not in the room when you got back, so you decided to visit the hotel bar for a drink or two. Mostly you were afraid to meet mister Reeves; still, there was this little part of you, hoping that he might be there. Keanu Reeves was one of those celebrities that you had never really cared about, nonetheless, seeing him standing there with his messy hair falling over his dark eyes, giving you a frisky smile, definitely did something to you. You picked out a mini velvet dress, not too slutty, yet enough to pull some strings at the bar and went downstairs.

Two drinks went by rapidly and you were ordering your third Manhattan, when the husky voice behind you spoke “this one’s on me”. You didn’t need to turn around to know the man, it was him. “Don’t worry, I’ll help you find a room afterwards” he teased. It was, in fact, a little provocative, how he mentioned a room, but not your room and you turned to him, giving him a charming smirk. You talked for a while, getting to know each other. It turns out, he was in Germany to film “The Matrix 4”, but the production got cancelled for a couple of days, so he had time to spare.

“Do you want any snacks?” he offered. You thought it was funny, how the only snack you truly desired was sitting next to you, though, cheese plate sounded appealing too and it meant more time spent with Keanu. Honestly, you hadn’t had time this good in a while, and, despite having had four Manhattans, you knew it was actually Keanu, who got you into this overly flirty mood, which he seemed to be getting on with as well.

It was getting late and people were getting drunk, some guy passing by bumped into you pretty harshly and  you lost your balance on a bar chair. Immediately upon realizing what had just happened, you found yourself holding tightly onto Keanu’s thighs. Common sense was telling you to let go and apologize, yet the tension was real and you looked up to see his piercing eyes set on you, his breath getting deeper and his muscles tensing under your tight grip. His eyes wandered to your décolleté, the air began to feel thicker and it was getting unbearable. For both of you. Keanu clenched your wrists, you both stood up and rushed to the nearest elevator. He pushed the button ‘11’, suggesting the room that he was talking about earlier turned out to be his. As soon as the elevator door closed, he grabbed you by the ass, pulled you close and kissed you passionately. His tongue went deep inside your mouth and you felt heat in-between your legs, clenching them tightly. You heard the elevator sound and, as the door was opening, you brushed your fingers through his massive erection, teasing not only him, but also yourself. You followed him to the room and slammed the door behind.

Keanu turned you around, pressed you to the wall, unzipped the dress and let it fell to the ground. You were standing in black lingerie, pulling his jacket and then his shirt off. His back felt extremely tough and you felt week in your knees as he was kissing your neck, going down your belly, finally reaching your panties, pinching them lightly with his teeth, and then pulling them down in one firm motion. You felt his stubble as he was kissing your inner thigh going up and down slowly, using increasingly more tongue. Keanu pushed one of his fingers in and you gripped his hair tighter. He looked you straight in the eyes and pushed another one in. He was slow at first, but seeing how desperate you were, made him go faster and stronger. He curled his fingers to reach your sweet spot and pushed you onto the bed. He buried his face between your legs, sucking on you clit, keeping his fingers in and pushing them knuckles deep. “Can you take one more?” he asked. You shivered, just the thought of having three of his thick fingers inside you drove you crazy and you nodded dubiously, wondering whether that wouldn’t be too much. He pushed a third finger in and you moaned, at first it was pleasurably painful, but after a few nudges, all that was left was this familiar feeling of knot tying inside your stomach, as you were getting closer to your high. “Yes, just keep going, I’m close” you whimpered. He pushed his fingers in to the maximum depths and stretched his other arm to pinch you nipple lightly. It was all you needed and, seconds after, you came undone, your moans filling the room.

Keanu stayed lying in between your legs for a minute or two, gently stroking and kissing your thigh. “I want you to fuck me so bad” you whispered, Keanu looked at you, gave your thigh one last kiss and stood up. As he was unbuckling his belt, you got up and sat on the bed. You pulled his jeans, together with his underwear, down and his hard cock sprung right in front of your face. You licked your hand and gave him a couple of firm strokes, then licked the tip and covered it with your lips. Keanu involuntarily grabbed you head and pushed his cock deeper in your mouth. You gagged a little, so he immediately pulled out and apologized; however, you were so turned on, that the craziest things were running through your head. Again, you started by covering just the tip with your mouth, but that time, in one slick motion, you took it all in stretching your tongue to reach his balls. “Fuuuuuck” Keanu couldn’t believe that, but then you put your hands on his buttcheeks and pushed him even deeper down your throat.

“Whoah, what about your riding skills, Y/N?” Keanu chuckled. He pulled out of your mouth, grabbed his wallet to take the silver packet out and opened it, he rolled the condom on and lay on his back. You straddled him and he lined his cock with your entrance. Keanu allowed you to take control, and you took him in slowly, feeling how nice he was stretching you, even after three of his fingers. You adjusted for a couple of seconds and started moving faster. Seeing him enjoying you this much was a major turn on and you could already feel another orgasm building up. Your hands were on his chest and you angled yourself so that you could rub your clit onto his belly. His hands were on your ass, slapping it occasionally. You rode him keeping the steady pace, his cock hitting your G-spot.

Suddenly, he grabbed you by the hips and turned you over on all fours, he entered you from behind, his hips hitting your buttcheeks. Keanu was thrusting hard and steady, pulling out completely at times, then slamming all the way in, getting back to his usual pace. Unexpectedly, Keanu spread your cheeks, licked his thumb and started rubbing small circles on your anus. No one had ever done this to you before and the idea of breaking a taboo clicked in your brain, the arousal was just as much psychological as it was physical and you came tightening around his cock, clenching the bed sheets and moaning even louder this time. It took Keanu a couple more thrusts to cum and you both fell down lying onto the bed. He raised his hips a little to pull out and took the condom of, then you both stayed like that for a while, Keanu stroking your hair and giving little kisses over your neck and shoulders.

“I’m so glad you knocked on the wrong door today, Y/N” Keanu whispered to your ear. You rolled over to face him, to give him an impish smile “After all, that was the right one”.

[previously-joelmiller]

remember when I said k*anu reeves isn’t all that great and then some random person decided that I’m worse than hitler

[1teeth]

“Keanu reeves this Keanu Reeves that” but some of u can’t even Keep-anu a job. reeves

[hungryfan45]

Brenton had quite a community building in his ass. Each celebrity or fanboy he stuffed into it made him bigger. To think just a month ago he was ashamed of his flat ass. Now everybody wanted a piece of it. Brenton had become very arrogant over the past few weeks and was convinced he could take anyone. He decided to stink Keanu Reeves next. He had no idea Keanu was immortal. The many souls Keanu collected kept him young. He got a call from Brenton asking to be fucked. Keanu was eager to claim Brenton and his soul.  When he arrived at his house Brenton begged to be rimmed. Keanu couldn’t say no to that. Brenton had him right where he wanted him. but something was wrong. No matter how much he tried, Brenton just couldn’t grip his anus on Keanu’s tongue. Keanu opened his mouth and swallowed Brenton ass first. His soul and the souls of his victim’s would keep him young for decades!

[cowboycrimeremade]

i have a k*anu reeves mask now so i rlly dont need any other presents

[killsdeath]

imagine being ke/anu reeves, the purest person and most attractive i’m ???