#Applicable

[glittersploots]

when you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around / did i ever make a sound?

[rachel-sylvan-author]

"Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand

Fair warning - I cried like a baby during the two-forehead-kisses scene. I had to put down the book and go for a walk outside after that. Be ye warned!

[notmysophie]

Maybe I have yet to venture out

See the places that I hear about

[sofa-king-bananas]

how have I been sleeping on this line???

I can see that you’re genuinely slightly bothered.

[twcfaces]

"What happened to ol' Strange, anyway?"

Is he dead? Rotting somewhere? For once, Harvey and Two-Face want very similar things.

"We'd say he's going to have his own special place in Hell, but even that pales in comparison to having his own special place in Arkham.

[e32c-af6f]

I once worked on a farm and was tasked with caring for the one ornery duck sitting on eggs. I had to use thick gloves and tongs every time I brought her food and water, lest i bleed. Anyway, when her eggs hatched, she killed every single duckling.

Same vibes, man.

tumblr lives final days are lookin great

[punkrorschach]

i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.

[frownyalfred]

Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hinamie]

newest issue of first years fashion just dropped

[miiilowo]

days used to last all day. now days last 5 hours. If you're lucky

[genfagloser]

im making this its own post actually

found family is "i have endured the fucking horrors with these guys. i would both kill and die for them. i would rip my own bones out to make splints to heal theirs. there is no name for the bond we share"

found family is NOT "this guy is so dad-coded and these guys are so sibling-like and—"

EDIT: this is about genloss it is an opinion post about generation loss my favourite horror/comedy youtube series i had 100 followers at the time of making this post and didnt expect it to get seen at all. why are so many of you taking this as a personal attack. if you rb this with angry tags or honest to god actual body text im just going to laugh at you and probably block you. to the people being normal thank u i love u. im going back to ignoring this post 🫶

[nat-20s]

[forlorngarden]

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

[dashcon-two]

did you know you can buy hundreds of live crickets for incredibly cheap? they're meant for feeding pets but they have other uses too

are you trying to get me fired.