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An alternative to google docs
To paraphrase a recent post: google docs is pants as a writing tool.
I'm suggesting MS Word as an alternative. Yeah, I know, it's not perfect, but it is (IMO), better than google docs.
But I'm not just suggesting Word when I suggest Word. I'm suggesting a free Microsoft account, which gives you Word and OneDrive.
It only takes a minute or two and a free account gets you:
Word in the browser
A OneDrive with 5gb of storage - now, 5gb might not be much holistically but in terms of text based documents, it's decent. My entire 'Fic' folder is 2.11gb. That's everything I've ever written and all their drafts, wips and their multiple drafts, betaed fics, ideas, writing refs and guidance, archived drafts/fics, AND the 500+ fics I've downloaded as epubs from AO3).
Excel, Outlook, Teams, OneNote - basically the whole Microsoft365 suite - in the browser
I use Word exclusively, both for fic and for work (where I write extensively), and the online version does everything I need. It autosaves, has version control/reversion, and sharing (if that's what you're into), and you can seamlessly copy and paste from Word into AO3's rich text editor - no formatting adjustments required.
Anyway, it's something to think about. If you want to give it a try, the simplest way is to create a new OneDrive account, which will also give you everything else.
Go here: https://www.microsoft.com/en-au/microsoft-365/onedrive/online-cloud-storage (clickable link)
Click 'Create a free account'.
Click 'get a new email address' and follow the prompts (recommended but not required) or use an existing email address. If you create a new email address, don't actually use it for email. It's just the umbrella the account sits under.
That's it; you're done.
#fanfic#writing#google docs#if you need more than 5gb a basic account is 1.99 USD a month for 100gb of storage in the US -other countries vary (including mine)#yeah software as a service is BS but in this case what you're really paying for is the storage#since you can use Word et al in the browser whether you pay or not#you could also set up multiple free accounts and use one as your backup and one as your active - s'why I rec 'get a new email'#I am not a paid MS shill - but when I find something that works for me/makes me happy I'm compelled to share#I do hate google - declaration of bias - but outside of that I genuinely believe Word is better
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much as ive tried and for all the brushes my good friends have sent me there's still Something about how csp handles that doesn't click with me (mostly wrt sketching). and like maybe i can finetune it just right to the point of making that friction disappear but um, i don't... wanna have to do that yknow
#is part of this my bias towards the art software ive been using for over 10 years#absolutely#but sai feels much less rigid out-the-box#whatever. theres no laws against using two programs in your process. whom givashit
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trying to posit a philosophical quandary to a stem major is like trying to train a dog to talk. they just can't do it.
like ok sure i'll never understand theoretical math but YOU can't apply critical thinking to anything that can't be objectively measured. You're not more intelligent! You can't even understand fiction!
#god trying to talk to my software programming boyfriend about upper level anthropology was a MISTAKE.#he has no clue what im getting at he just keeps pointing to objective measurements and studies#THAT ISNT NECESSARILY THE POINT NOR CAPITAL T TRUTH. and GOD i could never explain#capital T truth to him as a concept.#like ohhh my god it is impossible to explain to these people that all science and research is subject to cultural and historical bias#like fuckkkkkkk accepting anything as completely objective is the first step to complacency and limiting the pursuit of further research#WHAT DO U NOT GETTT ABOUT THAT.
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#Iâve been saying this since going back to 2010 that kaspersky cannot be trusted.#and I was not saying so based on general bias but because there are very self evident suspicion behaviors of kaspersky software#taiwantalk
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I am with the people in the tags calling it plagiarism software plainly. I think an acronym sounds cool and disguises what it is, which is why the acronym it has works and is all over the news and tech space without the words of the acronym being considered critically.
*raises my hand to ask a question* what if we collectively refused to refer to AI as 'AI'? it's not artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence doesn't currently exist, it's just algorithms that use stolen input to reinforce prejudice. what if we protested by using a more accurate name? just spitballing here but what about Automated Biased Output (ABO for short)
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The Sequence Radar #544: The Amazing DeepMind's AlphaEvolve
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The Sequence Radar #544: The Amazing DeepMind's AlphaEvolve
The model is pushing the boundaries of algorithmic discovery.
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We are going deeper into DeepMindâs AlphaEvolve. The knowledge section continues with our series about evals by diving into multimodal benchmarks. Our opinion section will discuss practical tips about using AI for coding. The engineering will review another cool AI framework.
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đ Editorial: The Amazing AlphaEvolve
DeepMind has done it away and shipped another model that pushes the boudaries of what we consider possible with AI. AlphaEvolve is a groundbreaking AI system that redefines algorithm discovery by merging large language models with evolutionary optimization. It builds upon prior efforts like AlphaTensor, but significantly broadens the scope: instead of evolving isolated heuristics or functions, AlphaEvolve can evolve entire codebases. The system orchestrates a feedback loop where an ensemble of LLMs propose modifications to candidate programs, which are then evaluated against a target objective. Promising solutions are preserved and recombined in future generations, driving continual innovation. This architecture enables AlphaEvolve to autonomously invent algorithms of substantial novelty and complexity.
One of AlphaEvolveâs most striking contributions is a landmark result in computational mathematics: the discovery of a new matrix multiplication algorithm that improves upon Strassenâs 1969 breakthrough. For the specific case of 4Ă4 complex-valued matrices, AlphaEvolve found an algorithm that completes the task in only 48 scalar multiplications, outperforming Strassenâs method after 56 years. This result highlights the agentâs ability to produce not only working code but mathematically provable innovations that shift the boundary of known techniques. It offers a glimpse into a future where AI becomes a collaborator in theoretical discovery, not just an optimizer.
AlphaEvolve isnât confined to abstract theory. It has demonstrated real-world value by optimizing key systems within Googleâs infrastructure. Examples include improvements to TPU circuit logic, the training pipeline of Gemini models, and scheduling policies for massive data center operations. In these domains, AlphaEvolve discovered practical enhancements that led to measurable gains in performance and resource efficiency. The agentâs impact spans the spectrum from algorithmic theory to industrial-scale engineering.
Crucially, AlphaEvolveâs contributions are not just tweaks to existing ideasâthey are provably correct and often represent entirely new approaches. Each proposed solution is rigorously evaluated through deterministic testing or benchmarking pipelines, with only high-confidence programs surviving the evolutionary loop. This eliminates the risk of brittle or unverified output. The result is an AI system capable of delivering robust and reproducible discoveries that rival those of domain experts.
At the core of AlphaEvolveâs engine is a strategic deployment of Gemini Flash and Gemini Proâmodels optimized respectively for high-throughput generation and deeper, more refined reasoning. This combination allows AlphaEvolve to maintain creative breadth without sacrificing quality. Through prompt engineering, retrieval of prior high-performing programs, and an evolving metadata-guided prompt generation process, the system effectively balances exploration and exploitation in an ever-growing solution space.
Looking ahead, DeepMind aims to expand access to AlphaEvolve through an Early Access Program targeting researchers in algorithm theory and scientific computing. Its general-purpose architecture suggests that its application could scale beyond software engineering to domains like material science, drug discovery, and automated theorem proving. If AlphaFold represented AIâs potential to accelerate empirical science, AlphaEvolve points toward AIâs role in computational invention itself. It marks a paradigm shift: not just AI that learns, but AI that discovers.
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AlphaEvolve
AlphaEvolve is an LLM-based evolutionary coding agent capable of autonomously discovering novel algorithms and improving code for scientific and engineering tasks, such as optimizing TPU circuits or discovering faster matrix multiplication methods. It combines state-of-the-art LLMs with evaluator feedback loops and has achieved provably better solutions on several open mathematical and computational problems.
Continuous Thought Machines
This paper from Sakana AI introduces the Continuous Thought Machine (CTM), a biologically inspired neural network architecture that incorporates neuron-level temporal dynamics and synchronization to model a time-evolving internal dimension of thought. CTM demonstrates adaptive compute and sequential reasoning across diverse tasks such as ImageNet classification, mazes, and RL, aiming to bridge the gap between biological and artificial intelligence.
DarkBench
DarkBench is a benchmark designed to detect manipulative design patterns in large language modelsâsuch as sycophancy, brand bias, and anthropomorphismâthrough 660 prompts targeting six categories of dark behaviors. It reveals that major LLMs from OpenAI, Anthropic, Meta, Google, and Mistral frequently exhibit these patterns, raising ethical concerns in human-AI interaction.
Sufficient Context
This paper proposes the notion of âsufficient contextâ in RAG systems and develops an autorater that labels whether context alone is enough to answer a query, revealing that many LLM failures arise not from poor context but from incorrect use of sufficient information. Their selective generation method improves accuracy by 2â10% across Gemini, GPT, and Gemma models by using sufficiency signals to guide abstention and response behaviors.
Better Interpretability
General Scales Unlock AI Evaluation with Explanatory and Predictive Powerâ University of Cambridge, Microsoft Research Asia, VRAIN-UPV, ETS, et al. This work presents a new evaluation framework using 18 general cognitive scales (DeLeAn rubrics) to profile LLM capabilities and task demands, enabling both explanatory insights and predictive modeling of AI performance at the instance level. The framework reveals benchmark biases, uncovers scaling behaviors of reasoning abilities, and enables interpretable assessments of unseen tasks using a universal assessor trained on demand levels.
J1
This paper introduces J1, a reinforcement learning framework for training LLMs as evaluative judges by optimizing their chain-of-thought reasoning using verifiable reward signals. Developed by researchers at Metaâs GenAI and FAIR teams, J1 significantly outperforms state-of-the-art models like EvalPlanner and even larger-scale models like DeepSeek-R1 on several reward modeling benchmarks, particularly for non-verifiable tasks.
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Codex
OpenAI unveiled Codex, a cloud software engineering agent that can work on many parallel tasks.
Windsurf Wave
AI coding startup Windsurf announced its first generation of frontier models.
Stable Audio Open Small
Stability AI released a new small audio model that can run in mobile devices.
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Databricks acquired serverless Postgres platform Neon for $1 billion.
Saudi Arabia Crown Prince unveiled a new company focused on advancing AI technologies in the region.
Firecrawl is ready to pay up to $1 million for AI agent employees.
Cohere acquired market research platform OttoGrid.
Cognichip, an AI platform for chip design, emerged out of stealth with $33 million in funding.
Legal AI startup Harvey is in talks to raise $250 million.
TensorWave raised $100 million to build an AMD cloud.
Google Gemma models surpassed the 150 million downloads.
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How Good is the quality of OSS
Understanding Software Quality
What makes great software? Itâs not just fancy features or spotless code but itâs about creating tools that people love to use and that treat everyone fairly. In the fast-changing world of software development, the idea of âqualityâ means much more than just working code.
From a technical perspective, Amy Ko.jo, in Cooperative Software Development, highlights key traits like correctness, reliability, robustness, performance and portability. These are the building blocks for good software, helping it stay free of buts, handle unexpected problems and work across different devices. In this article, weâll explore how these traits play a big role in testing and finding buts which are critical for building reliable systems.
But software isnât just about machines or computers but itâs also about people using it. A major part of software quality is making sure it doesnât unfairly harm or exclude anyone. For example, Amy J. Ko explains, biased data or algorithms can lead to discrimination like reinforcing harmful stereotypes. Fixing these biases is a key part of building software that regards everyone equally.
The Quality of Open-Source Software
Open-Source Software has sparked a lively debate about its quality. On one side, supporters say OSS creates better products because of the way itâs built which is by a global community of developers working together. As Oleh Romanyuk explains in FreeCodeCampâs article on the Pros and Cons of OSS, open-source software is shaped by thousands of contributors each bringing unique skills and experience from different industries and technologies. This mix of perspectives makes it easier to spot and fix problems quickly, which means the software becomes more reliable and functional over time.
Data backs up this claim. The Coverity Scan Open-Source Report shows that OSS often has fewer bugs per thousands of lines of code compared to proprietary software. Why? Because open-source projects are constantly reviewed and improved by many developers creating a kind of âalways-onâ quality control system.
But the story doesnât end there. A blog post by the World Bank, Quality of Open-Source Software: How many Eyes are Enough? points out that bigger proprietary software projects often beat OSS in quality. The reason you ask. Big companies have dedicated teams of paid experts and structured processes to find and fix complex problems. These teams donât just fix the obvious, but they tackle the tough ones that require deep knowledge of the softwareâs inner workings.
This brings up a challenge for open-source software projects. They often lack the consistent funding and organized workflows that proprietary software teams have. As Amy K. Jo explains in Cooperative Software Development, software quality isnât just about the code but also how the code is created. While OSS does a great job fixing simpler bugs through teamwork, the harder to spot issues may require the resources and expertise that only a well-funded proprietary team can provide.
So, is open-source software better? The answer isnât so simple. OSS thrives on collaboration, bringing together diverse ideas and talents to create something great. But proprietary software benefits from structure, funding and expert teams. Maybe the real takeaway is this: quality depends not just on the software itself but also on the people and process behind it.
The Role of Quality Assurance in OSS.
Open source thrives on community collaboration - volunteers from around the world contributing their time, skills and insights to develop, debug and enhance software. However, because open source operates on a voluntary basis, challenges like varying levels of expertise, inconsistent time commitments and the ârelease early, release oftenâ philosophy can make quality assurance difficult. For open source to maintain high-quality standards, developers, quality engineers and users must work together  to ensure the software remains reliable and functional.
Continuous integration tools like Jenkins are essential in this process. Projects like Pulp use Jenkins to automate testing, monitor results and catch integration failures early. This helps ensure only stable, well-tested code reaches the end users. Automated test frameworks such as Pulp Smash further strengthen quality by allowing contributors to write flexible, portable tests that identify regression swiftly.
Community Test Days also play a key role. Projects like Fedora organize test days, inviting users to propose areas for testing, document their findings, and collaborate in forums like IRC channels. These test days empower users to become active participants in quality assurance, ensuring critical issues are identified and addressed. Additionally, Bug Triage days, like Foremanâs Bug Day, give users the chance to prioritize and resolve existing bugs, reducing the backlog of unresolved issues.
Through tools like continuous integration, automated testing, community test days and but triage, open-source projects can ensure high quality and maintain stability even in the face of decentralized development.
Addressing Bias in Open-Source Software: Overlooked Quality in OSS?
Bias in OSS development specially when it comes to gender, continuous to be a significant issue. Women are underrepresented in OSS and they miss out on a valuable development and professional opportunities. As new jobs open up, many women lack the experience needed to apply which can only continue this cycle. According to researchers like Anita Sarma and Steinmacher, Â these problem may be build into the very tools used for OSS development which creates barriers that discourage women from participating.
Their research focuses on tools like Eclipse, Git, GitHub, Jira and Hudson, tools that werenât always designed with divers users in mind. Steinmacher explains, âIf someone implements a tool without considering a diverse set of user, they may include such kinds of bugs which affect one gender more that the other.â  The team plans  to use GenderMag, a method developed by Margaret Burnett to identify gender-biased barriers in these tool. Â
To truly improve the quality of OSS, addressing bias requires a deliberate effort from a diverse group of contributors who bring a variety of perspectives to the table. By prioritizing inclusivity in design and testing, OSS can create software that works for everyone not just a select few. Without this focus, bias can undermine the overall quality and fairness of OSS, reducing its effectiveness and limiting its impact. In the end, addressing bias is not just about fairness but also about improving the overall quality of OSS and ensuring it works for everyone.
References
Ajko, A. (n.d.). Cooperative software development: Quality. University of Washington. Retrieved from https://faculty.washington.edu/ajko/books/cooperative-software-development/quality
Gibbons, S. (2021, December 29). What is great about developing open source and what is not? FreeCodeCamp. Retrieved from https://www.freecodecamp.org/news/what-is-great-about-developing-open-source-and-what-is-not/
Black Duck Software. (n.d.). Coverity Scan: Open source. Retrieved from https://www.blackduck.com/
M. K. (2019, May 28). The quality of open source software: How many eyes are enough? World Bank Blogs. Retrieved from https://blogs.worldbank.org/en/opendata/quality-open-source-software-how-many-eyes-are-enough
How Good is the Quality of Open Source software compared to proprietary software © 2024 is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 InternationalÂ
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i have chronic pain. i am neurodivergent. i understand - deeply - the allure of a "quick fix" like AI. i also just grew up in a different time. we have been warned about this.
15 entire years ago i heard about this. in my forensics class in high school, we watched a documentary about how AI-based "crime solving" software was inevitably biased against people of color.
my teacher stressed that AI is like a book: when someone writes it, some part of the author will remain within the result. the internet existed but not as loudly at that point - we didn't know that AI would be able to teach itself off already-biased Reddit threads. i googled it: yes, this bias is still happening. yes, it's just as bad if not worse.
i can't actually stop you. if you wanna use ChatGPT to slide through your classes, that's on you. it's your money and it's your time. you will spend none of it thinking, you will learn nothing, and, in college, you will piss away hundreds of thousands of dollars. you will stand at the podium having done nothing, accomplished nothing. a cold and bitter pyrrhic victory.
i'm not even sure students actually read the essays or summaries or emails they have ChatGPT pump out. i think it just flows over them and they use the first answer they get. my brother teaches engineering - he recently got fifty-three copies of almost-the-exact-same lab reports. no one had even changed the wording.
and yes: AI itself (as a concept and practice) isn't always evil. there's AI that can help detect cancer, for example. and yet: when i ask my students if they'd be okay with a doctor that learned from AI, many of them balk. it is one thing if they don't read their engineering textbook or if they don't write the critical-thinking essay. it's another when it starts to affect them. they know it's wrong for AI to broad-spectrum deny insurance claims, but they swear their use of AI is different.
there's a strange desire to sort of divorce real-world AI malpractice over "personal use". for example, is it moral to use AI to write your cover letters? cover letters are essentially only templates, and besides: AI is going to be reading your job app, so isn't it kind of fair?
i recently found out that people use AI as a romantic or sexual partner. it seems like teenagers particularly enjoy this connection, and this is one of those "sticky" moments as a teacher. honestly - you can roast me for this - but if it was an actually-safe AI, i think teenagers exploring their sexuality with a fake partner is amazing. it prevents them from making permanent mistakes, it can teach them about their bodies and their desires, and it can help their confidence. but the problem is that it's not safe. there isn't a well-educated, sensitive AI specifically to help teens explore their hormones. it's just internet-fed cycle. who knows what they're learning. who knows what misinformation they're getting.
the most common pushback i get involves therapy. none of us have access to the therapist of our dreams - it's expensive, elusive, and involves an annoying amount of insurance claims. someone once asked me: are you going to be mad when AI saves someone's life?
therapists are not just trained on the book, they're trained on patient management and helping you see things you don't see yourself. part of it will involve discomfort. i don't know that AI is ever going to be able to analyze the words you feed it and answer with a mind towards the "whole person" writing those words. but also - if it keeps/kept you alive, i'm not a purist. i've done terrible things to myself when i was at rock bottom. in an emergency, we kind of forgive the seatbelt for leaving bruises. it's just that chat shouldn't be your only form of self-care and recovery.
and i worry that the influence chat has is expanding. more and more i see people use chat for the smallest, most easily-navigated situations. and i can't like, make you worry about that in your own life. i often think about how easy it was for social media to take over all my time - how i can't have a tiktok because i spend hours on it. i don't want that to happen with chat. i want to enjoy thinking. i want to enjoy writing. i want to be here. i've already really been struggling to put the phone down. this feels like another way to get you to pick the phone up.
the other day, i was frustrated by a book i was reading. it's far in the series and is about a character i resent. i googled if i had to read it, or if it was one of those "in between" books that don't actually affect the plot (you know, one of those ".5" books). someone said something that really stuck with me - theoretically you're reading this series for enjoyment, so while you don't actually have to read it, one would assume you want to read it.
i am watching a generation of people learn they don't have to read the thing in their hand. and it is kind of a strange sort of doom that comes over me: i read because it's genuinely fun. i learn because even though it's hard, it feels good. i try because it makes me happy to try. and i'm watching a generation of people all lay down and say: but i don't want to try.
#spilled ink#i do also think this issue IS more complicated than it appears#if a teacher uses AI to grade why write the essay for example.#<- while i don't agree (the answer is bc the essay is so YOU learn) i would be RIPSHIT as a student#if i found that out.#but why not give AI your job apps? it's not like a human person SEES your applications#the world IS automating in certain ways - i do actually understand the frustration#some people feel where it's like - i'm doing work here. the work will be eaten by AI. what's the point#but the answer is that we just don't have a balance right now. it just isn't trained in a smart careful way#idk. i am pretty anti AI tho so . much like AI. i'm biased.#(by the way being able to argue the other side tells u i actually understand the situation)#(if u see me arguing "pro-chat'' it's just bc i think a good argument involves a rebuttal lol)#i do not use ai . hard stop.
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AI Reviewing Body Cam Footage, and AIs talking to themselves.
Thereâs been a lot posted about artificial intelligence since I last wrote about it, but some of it was just hype and marketing whereas the really cool stuff tends to sit well. Thereâs two main topics that Iâll get out of the way with this post â more verbose topics coming this week. Talking To Myself⊠Thereâs been some thought about the âinner monologueâ that some of us have. Not all of us doâŠ

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Meta has engaged in a âsystemic and globalâ censorship of pro-Palestinian content since the outbreak of the Israel-Gaza war on 7 October, according to a new report from Human Rights Watch (HRW). In a scathing 51-page report, the organization documented and reviewed more than a thousand reported instances of Meta removing content and suspending or permanently banning accounts on Facebook and Instagram. The company exhibited âsix key patterns of undue censorshipâ of content in support of Palestine and Palestinians, including the taking down of posts, stories and comments; disabling accounts; restricting usersâ ability to interact with othersâ posts; and âshadow banningâ, where the visibility and reach of a personâs material is significantly reduced, according to HRW. Examples it cites include content originating from more than 60 countries, mostly in English, and all in âpeaceful support of Palestine, expressed in diverse waysâ. Even HRWâs own posts seeking examples of online censorship were flagged as spam, the report said. âCensorship of content related to Palestine on Instagram and Facebook is systemic and global [and] Metaâs inconsistent enforcement of its own policies led to the erroneous removal of content about Palestine,â the group said in the report, citing âerroneous implementation, overreliance on automated tools to moderate content, and undue government influence over content removalsâ as the roots of the problem.
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Users of Metaâs products have documented what they say is technological bias in favor of pro-Israel content and against pro-Palestinian posts. Instagramâs translation software replaced âPalestinianâ followed by the Arabic phrase âPraise be to Allahâ to âPalestinian terroristsâ in English. WhatsAppâs AI, when asked to generate images of Palestinian boys and girls, created cartoon children with guns, whereas its images Israeli children did not include firearms.
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This Kitty Off the Chain (NSFW)

I haven't written smut in YEARSSSSSS but i wanted to give u a lil treat <3 <3 <3
âŽïžMINORS DO NOT INTERACTâŽïž
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warnings: fem!reader, language, smut (obviously) -munch!schlatt, fingering, tiny bit of size k!nk
You thought about the price of the room the elevator ride up to it. Four thousand dollars. You made a mental list of things that would change your life for that price. Down payment on a car. Brand new PC tower and fixtures. Rent for the next three months. Hell, a trip to the doctors office for that back pain youâve had for years. And yet, that was how much one singular nightâs stay in this particular room cost. You watched as the elevator doors opened, and followed behind the two taller men you were with.
The younger of the two lead the way, explaining the amenities and trying to reason with the price. Trevor, the slightly older of the two, had a video camera at the ready and was nodding as the first man, Schlatt, stopped in front of the door to the room and swiped a card.
âYou two are about to feel so fucking poor.â He joked, pushing the door open and inviting you and Trevor inside.
You weren't quite sure why Schlatt had invited you on this trip with him, but you prayed that by the time your visit was over, youâd have an answer.
For the past few months, the two of you had been growing closer as friends. It started with him asking for help editing clips from a trucking sim stream to create shorts. He wanted outside eyes to pick the best moments without the bias of what he considered funny, so you made the drive to his place and let him teach you the basics of his editing software. Youâd bantered back and forth with each other while splicing scenes together to make clips. Schlatt had filmed a handful of video intros while you edited, and you couldnât help but sneak glances at him anytime he turned his persona on. Itâs kinda hot, you thought, watching a man who always spoke politely and softly to you one-on-one flip a switch and become a loud and boisterous asshole.
You would shiver anytime he stood behind you, hands on the back of the chair you were in as he checked to see your progress. You swore to yourself, vowing to push any feelings down and away, and not let them interfere with your growing friendship.
Enjoying the work you had done, Schlatt invited you back several more times to edit more shorts for his channels. You thoroughly liked spending time with him like this, parallel playing in comfortable silence. Occasionally, he would put his hands on your shoulders and squeeze as if giving a shoulder massage or gentle pat on the back, which was always unexpected but never not appreciated.
The editing and clipping lead to him asking you to help with filming, going over the basics of camera operation and teaching you how to get his good side. Filming lead to you helping him out with various projects, having gained enough trust from him to voice ideas and opinions that you thought would improve the project or make it flop. Often he would place a gentle hand on the small of your back while walking around a location with you, leaning down close to your face to better hear you. It would make your heart race anytime you felt his breath close to your cheek, and anytime a hand ghosted over your hip you thought you would explode.
Pretty soon after, you had become his shadow, following Schlatt everywhere he went, and with time, you noticed more confident and intentional touches from Schlatt. Heâd wrap an arm around your shoulder while watching a movie on his couch or reach out to hold your hand while walking. Every touch felt electric, and every time you hung out you felt tension grow.
The moment that had changed everything for you was during a trip to the grocery store. Schlatt had asked you to accompany him and help pick out ingredients for meal prepping. You had taken a few nutrition and health classes and he thought youâd be able to help him put together healthy meals. You joked with him the ride there about his tendency to latch onto junk food, and decided to be a little bold and make a comment about semen.
âI bet your cum tastes like battery acid,â your statement caught him and yourself off guard. He scoffed and glanced over at you, taking his right hand off the steering wheel. âYou eat like shit, you need to eat some pineapple or something.â His hand came to rest on your left knee as you finished your sentence, electricity shooting through your body. He gave a devious smirk to you.
âOh?â He says pulling into the parking lot. He removes his hand to put the car in park, but then places it back on your leg, this time on your thigh, inching closer to your core. âWell, I bet you taste pretty sweet.â Your eyes were wide as saucers as a blush washed over your face. You shifted your gaze to your hands placed in your lap. Schlatt lifted the hand resting on your thigh before bringing it back down with a soft slap. The sensation shocked you and made you jump, but at the same time turned you on just a tiiiiiiny bit.
âCâmon, I wanna get this over with as fast as possible.â
That was two weeks ago, and since then the teasing only grew more and more common.
You watched as Schlatt set his bags down by the hotelâs door, snapping back to reality.
As Schlatt turned various lights on you couldnât help but stare at everything in awe. The entry area was huge, with a large table and chairs, and you were envious at how spacious it was. You ran a finger along the hardwood as you followed your friends further into the suite, eyes darting between the expensive looking art on the walls and the wall-mounted television displaying a slideshow of the hotelâs garden.
âHoly shit, look at this bed,â you heard Schlatt call out, turning your attention towards him. He sat down on the edge and bounced a few times, laughing. âShits not even against the wall and barely squeaks.â He continues laughing as he stands up and beckons Trevor to follow him into the closet and bathroom behind the false wall.
You stayed behind, feet planted in the bedroom and mind racing with naughty thoughts.
âMaybe tonightâs the night.â You mumbled to yourself, shaking your head to rid of the impure images stirring up.
Your small group finished your self guided tour around the room, and Trevor and Schlatt began setting up to film. You separated yourself from the boys, deciding to settle down on one of the soft couches and give your legs a break.
You watched Trevor follow Schlatt around, zooming in on various features that only a rich asshole would think to have. Who the fuck needs a flashlight in a closet? Fucking yuppies.
The filming concluded with the boys clinking together cans of beer, showing off the view from the balcony. You had excused yourself to the hall to make a phone call, checking in with your best friend to let them know you safely made it to the hotel. You knocked on the door, hoping one of the boys would hear you, only to be surprised that Trevor had opened it, his bags in hand.
âOh! Are you not staying with us? I thought Jay said the three of us would share the room.â You stared up at him with a quizzical look, confused about this deviation from the plan you were informed of. Trevor gave you a sheepish grin, motioning for you to enter the room.
âNah, Iâm staying down the street,â you switch spots with him, you now holding the door open for the man. âTry not to have too much fun. Weâve got an early day with the boys tomorrow.â Trevor winked at you before walking down the hall to the elevator. You let the door shut behind you as you made your way back over to the couch you previously occupied. Schlatt was now sitting there, one leg resting on the table in front of it, phone pulled close to his face as he typed away. You cleared your throat and plopped down next to him.
âWhyâd Trevor leave?â You asked him, plopping yourself down next to the man. He looked up from his phone to smile at you, locking the device and setting it on the arm of the couch.
âOh, he didnât wanna share a room. Somethinâ âbout missinâ his girl, probably gonna jack off on FaceTime with âer.â You laughed, a little caught off guard by his response, but also a little distracted by the arm that had come up around your shoulders. The touch made you shiver.
ââYa wanna watch a movie or somethinâ doll?â Jay asks. You nod and he brings the remote up, scanning through the channels. The nickname caused the hairs on the back of your neck to stick up. Pet names had been new between you two, and every time he used one, you had to fight the urge to climb onto his lap and shove your tongue down his throat. You crossed one leg over the other and squeezed them tight together, an attempt at self control.
He settles on some shitty 90âs action flick that doesnât hold your attention. Maybe this was intentional, you thought, pressing yourself closer into his side. You donât notice the way his breath hitches in his throat at your movement, but you do notice when the arm around your shoulders slinks down, hand now gently resting at your hip. You try to focus on the film playing out, but the tension between you and the man next to you is much more distracting.
About ten minutes in, you feel Schlatt shift. You subtly try to glance over at him, only to be distracted by the growing problem in his lap that he is trying to cover with a pillow. You pretend to not notice what heâs attempting to fix and instead bring a hand up to place on a chest, only to have the large hand on your hip squeeze gently.
âOh.â Schlatt whispered, and you could feel his heart rate pick up pace under your palm. You swallowed a growing lump in your throat and said a silent prayer before speaking up yourself.
âIs this okay?â You whisper back at him, too nervous to bring your eyes up to his. You feel him nod, his eyes not leaving the television screen, and melt a little more into his side. Your mind was racing, trying to think of something sly to say when he cleared his throat.
âUm⊠can we⊠uuhhhâŠâ you look up at him and notice how red his cheeks and ears had gotten, not helping your own growing desire to see this man flustered and falling apart. You took a deep breath and put on a brave face.
âCan we what, Jay?â You ask, hand boldly coming up to rest on his cheek, pulling his attention to you instead of the screen. His eyes flicked from your eyes to lips, then back to your eyes. Okay, maybe we are getting somewhere.
âWould it be weird if we, uhhâŠ.â He trailed off, bringing his left hand to rub at the back of his neck. âCuddled? I guess?â His voice was quiet, almost mouse like. You couldnât help but giggle at him, motioning for him to move.
âIâd be more that fine with that, Jay.â Your words came out more seductive that you had intended, but as he readjusted himself and the pillow slipped off his lap, you couldnât help but notice the way his⊠not-so-little friend twitched.
Once he was settled, you clambered back over to him, tucking yourself into his side. His arm came to rest around you once more, hand placed halfway between your hip and ass.
The two of you returned your eyes back to the television, but it was clear that neither were paying attention to whatever the hell this film was.
About twenty minutes after switching positions, you noticed Schlattâs hand slowly pushing the hem of your shirt up, fingers ghosting over the skin of your stomach. You squeezed your legs together tightly, crossing your ankles, and couldnât help but let out a gasp as one of his digits traced over a particular sensitive patch of skin. Your heart began pounding inside your chest, and you started thinking of ways to excuse yourself to go take care of your now soaked panties. You felt Schlattâs hand rub back over your hip and squeeze, only adding to your problem.
Câmon, youâre a big girl. You can only do this two ways, you thought. Obviously thereâs some sort of attraction here if heâs trying to hide his boner and youâre wetter than the fucking sea. Either get up and take a cold shower, possibly making things awkward between you guys, or man the fuck up and make a move, which could also possibly make things awkward between you. You understood that the logical side of you would probably be the better bet and make this less awkward that it needed to be, but the horny side was shouting over the logical, winning this yelling match. Itâs been months since anyoneâs touched you, and youâve always wondered what he was like in bed anyways. Grow a pair and make the fucking move. You swallowed hard, kicking your plan into action.
âSchlatt,â your voice wavered nervously.
âYeah?â His sounded much the same. Now or never.
âCan IâŠâ you trailed off, finding the strength to speak your peace. You sat up, brushing a few strands of hair out of your face, turning to make eye contact with him. This is it, bitch. âCan I⊠can I try something?â You notice the way his pupils widen and Adamâs apple bob at your words, waiting for a response. He nods, eyes not leaving yours.
Letting your body take control, you swing a leg over his hips, straddling the man before leaning down to whisper in his ear.
âYou can stop me at any point,â you flick your tongue over his earlobe, eliciting a small moan from the man, only fueling you. âI wonât be offended.â You feel two large hands latch onto your hips as you begin to place wet kisses down his neck, facial hair tickling your nose. You work your way across his neck, left to right, letting your hands wander under his tee-shirt, slowly pushing the fabric up towards his shoulders. You feel one of his hands leave your hip, and you pull his shirt up a bit as if asking him to take it off. He removes the other hand and obliges, returning them back to your body. You push back a bit to drink this new view in, taking a finger to trace over the patches of hair covering his chest before latching your lips to his collarbone. You continue to work your lips and tongue across his body, only stopping when you feel a hand shake through your hair, tugging it into a makeshift ponytail. You stop, eyes shooting up to his.
âSweetheart,â his voice is raspy, almost lost. For a moment youâre worried youâve crossed a line. âThis isnât very fair tâme. Wanna change that?â He tugs up the hem of your shirt as if asking for permission, only for you to whip it over your head before he can do it himself. Before the shirt hits the floor, his hands are grabbing at your chest and you have to thank yourself for not wearing a bra today. He pulls you forward, latching his own lips to your neck now, kissing and licking his way to your nipples while pushing your breasts together. You canât help but moan as he sucks on the tissue, hands exploring your tits. He pulls his mouth off with a âpopâ.
âYou have no fuckinâ idea how long Iâve been wanting to do this,â He lets go of your chest, hands snaking down to your thighs. He hoists you up off of his lap briefly before standing himself, now carrying you further into the room. âYouâre like a fucking succubus, yâknow?â With a few strides, heâs throwing you down onto the bed before reaching down to unzip his shorts. As soon as he undoes the button, you reach out to stop him.
âWait- can I do that?â Before he can respond, youâre sliding off the bed and sinking down to your knees, hands grabbing at the skin above his knees. You lean forward, eyes locking directly with his, and take the zipper between your teeth, tugging the metal down. His eyes roll back and he moans, as a hand once again grabs ahold of your hair, tugging it back.
âJesus fucking Christ, youâre gonna be the death of me.â He mutters, stepping out of the shorts and letting them drop to the floor after pulling your hair, guiding you away to let the garment fall. Before he could get another word in, your hands latch onto the elastic of his boxers as you lick your lips. He tugs on your hair again, pulling you back.
âIf I remember correctly, you said my cum probably tastes like battery acid, and yet here you are, desperately begging for my dick,â he sounds smug and has a smirk painting his lips, which is doing nothing but turning you on even more. He pulls you up, still by the hair, before letting go of it and shoving you down on the bed by your shoulders. âI donât think thatâs very fair that you get to make fun of me then try and make me cum, princess. Iâve been starving all day, let me have dessert first, yeah?â
He has one hand fondling your breasts as the other tugs down your leggings, the cold air of the room sending a tingle to your core via the soaked lace thong now exposed to him. He tosses the article of clothing behind him and crouches down to kneel between your legs, whistling at the view.
âDid you wear these for me?â He talks down to you while slipping a finger under the waistband, snapping the elastic against your skin before leaning down to press a kiss to your hip. You whine and buck your hips up, anything to feel some sort of relief. Schlatt chuckles at you, and it sounds pitiful.
âPlease, Jay, please.â You whine again, writhing.
âPlease, what, doll?â He teases, hot breath hovering by your belly button.
âPlease just tou-â you cut yourself off with a moan, feeling the man in front of you lick a stripe up your slit, facial hair tickling your thighs. Your hands latch onto the thick strands of his hair, pulling him back down to your pussy. You feel him move the thin lace with his teeth before his tongue makes direct contact with your clit. He hums into you, dragging his tongue through your folds before pursing his lips around your clit once again.
You canât help it when your legs wrap around his head, and from the groans coming from the larger man, he didnât mind one bit. He brought arm up to hold you down, resting it across your lower stomach, while snaking his other hand between your legs, teasing at your labia before slipping inside you.
âFuck,â you moaned, throwing your head back. Never in a million years did you think this would become a reality. You had always assumed Schlatt would rather be on the receiving end of head, but here in this moment, you wanted to thank any past lovers of his for teaching him how to use his mouth for something other than snarky comments. âJay, I- Iâm-â you moaned again, eyes shutting tightly as his fingers curled up inside you just so. You've only just started, but with the stress from the past week of travel, you were coming undone in record time.
âJusâ fuckinâ cum, needa fuckinâ taste you,â he barked out, barely lifting himself off of you to speak. Between the pressure on your stomach, his long fingers reaching spots youâve never been able to, along with his tongue and lips on your clit, you couldnât hold on much longer. You felt a familiar pressure building inside of you, causing you to cry out louder than before.
âIâm gonna- Iâm go-,â you felt his tongue pick up speed in tandem with his fingers and you let go, shaking as the most intense orgasm youâve had in a long while rocked your world. You were crying out, tears spilling from your eyes as he continued his magic, working you through the height of it all. You felt him withdraw his fingers and take a deep breath once your own had steadied out, and you were fearful to make eye contact with him. You settled for staring at his soaked shoulder, following it as he stood up and hovered over you.
âIâm so sorry, Jay I shouldâve said something bef-â you were cut off by his lips crashing into yours, the taste and slick of your arousal very present on his lips and mustache. He pulled back and rested his forehead against yours, and you couldnât help but finally make eye contact with him. His eyes were half lidded and looked awestruck.
âI couldaâ been makinâ yaâ squirt like that for months? Fuck, Iâve been missing out.â He leaned back in to kiss you again, bringing a sticky hand up to your cheek. You pulled back to take a deep breath before sliding your hand down his chest again and clearing your throat.
âSo, um⊠you want me to give you a blowjob now orâŠ?â You trailed off and Schlatt scoffed, moving your hand to the front of his boxers where a cold wet spot had formed.
âIâm not opposed, but youâre gonna have tâ give me like twenty minutes,â you looked up at him confused before he continued with a sheepish grin. âI came in my boxers the second you started tugginâ on my hair.â
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autocrattic (more matt shenanigans, not tumblr this time)
I am almost definitely not the right person for this writeup, but I'm closer than most people on here, so here goes! This is all open-source tech drama, and I take my time laying out the context, but the short version is: Matt tried to extort another company, who immediately posted receipts, and now he's refusing to log off again. The long version is... long.
If you don't need software context, scroll down/find the "ok tony that's enough. tell me what's actually happening" heading, or just go read the pink sections. Or look at this PDF.
the background
So. Matt's original Good Idea was starting WordPress with fellow developer Mike Little in 2003, which is free and open-source software (FOSS) that was originally just for blogging, but now powers lots of websites that do other things. In particular, Automattic acquired WooCommerce a long time ago, which is free online store software you can run on WordPress.
FOSS is... interesting. It's a world that ultimately is powered by people who believe deeply that information and resources should be free, but often have massive blind spots (for example, Wikipedia's consistently had issues with bias, since no amount of "anyone can edit" will overcome systemic bias in terms of who has time to edit or is not going to be driven away by the existing contributor culture). As with anything else that people spend thousands of hours doing online, there's drama. As with anything else that's technically free but can be monetized, there are:
Heaps of companies and solo developers who profit off WordPress themes, plugins, hosting, and other services;
Conflicts between volunteer contributors and for-profit contributors;
Annoying founders who get way too much credit for everything the project has become.
the WordPress ecosystem
A project as heavily used as WordPress (some double-digit percentage of the Internet uses WP. I refuse to believe it's the 43% that Matt claims it is, but it's a pretty large chunk) can't survive just on the spare hours of volunteers, especially in an increasingly monetised world where its users demand functional software, are less and less tech or FOSS literate, and its contributors have no fucking time to build things for that userbase.
Matt runs Automattic, which is a privately-traded, for-profit company. The free software is run by the WordPress Foundation, which is technically completely separate (wordpress.org). The main products Automattic offers are WordPress-related: WordPress.com, a host which was designed to be beginner-friendly; Jetpack, a suite of plugins which extend WordPress in a whole bunch of ways that may or may not make sense as one big product; WooCommerce, which I've already mentioned. There's also WordPress VIP, which is the fancy bespoke five-digit-plus option for enterprise customers. And there's Tumblr, if Matt ever succeeds in putting it on WordPress. (Every Tumblr or WordPress dev I know thinks that's fucking ridiculous and impossible. Automattic's hiring for it anyway.)
Automattic devotes a chunk of its employees toward developing Core, which is what people in the WordPress space call WordPress.org, the free software. This is part of an initiative called Five for the Future â 5% of your company's profits off WordPress should go back into making the project better. Many other companies don't do this.
There are lots of other companies in the space. GoDaddy, for example, barely gives back in any way (and also sucks). WP Engine is the company this drama is about. They don't really contribute to Core. They offer relatively expensive WordPress hosting, as well as providing a series of other WordPress-related products like LocalWP (local site development software), Advanced Custom Fields (the easiest way to set up advanced taxonomies and other fields when making new types of posts. If you don't know what this means don't worry about it), etc.
Anyway. Lots of strong personalities. Lots of for-profit companies. Lots of them getting invested in, or bought by, private equity firms.
Matt being Matt, tech being tech
As was said repeatedly when Matt was flipping out about Tumblr, all of the stuff happening at Automattic is pretty normal tech company behaviour. Shit gets worse. People get less for their money. WordPress.com used to be a really good place for people starting out with a website who didn't need "real" WordPress â for $48 a year on the Personal plan, you had really limited features (no plugins or other customisable extensions), but you had a simple website with good SEO that was pretty secure, relatively easy to use, and 24-hour access to Happiness Engineers (HEs for short. Bad job title. This was my job) who could walk you through everything no matter how bad at tech you were. Then Personal plan users got moved from chat to emails only. Emails started being responded to by contractors who didn't know as much as HEs did and certainly didn't get paid half as well. Then came AI, and the mandate for HEs to try to upsell everyone things they didn't necessarily need. (This is the point at which I quit.)
But as was said then as well, most tech CEOs don't publicly get into this kind of shitfight with their users. They're horrid tyrants, but they don't do it this publicly.
ok tony that's enough. tell me what's actually happening
WordCamp US, one of the biggest WordPress industry events of the year, is the backdrop for all this. It just finished.
There are.... a lot of posts by Matt across multiple platforms because, as always, he can't log off. But here's the broad strokes.
Sep 17
Matt publishes a wanky blog post about companies that profit off open source without giving back. It targets a specific company, WP Engine.
Compare the Five For the Future pages from Automattic and WP Engine, two companies that are roughly the same size with revenue in the ballpark of half a billion. These pledges are just a proxy and arenât perfectly accurate, but as I write this, Automattic has 3,786 hours per week (not even counting me!), and WP Engine has 47 hours. WP Engine has good people, some of whom are listed on that page, but the company is controlled by Silver Lake, a private equity firm with $102 billion in assets under management. Silver Lake doesnât give a dang about your Open Source ideals. It just wants a return on capital. So itâs at this point that I ask everyone in the WordPress community to vote with your wallet. Who are you giving your money to? Someone whoâs going to nourish the ecosystem, or someone whoâs going to frack every bit of value out of it until it withers?
(It's worth noting here that Automattic is funded in part by BlackRock, who Wikipedia calls "the world's largest asset manager".)
Sep 20 (WCUS final day)
WP Engine puts out a blog post detailing their contributions to WordPress.
Matt devotes his keynote/closing speech to slamming WP Engine.
He also implies people inside WP Engine are sending him information.
For the people sending me stuff from inside companies, please do not do it on your work device. Use a personal phone, Signal with disappearing messages, etc. I have a bunch of journalists happy to connect you with as well. #wcus â Twitter I know private equity and investors can be brutal (read the book Barbarians at the Gate). Please let me know if any employee faces firing or retaliation for speaking up about their company's participation (or lack thereof) in WordPress. We'll make sure it's a big public deal and that you get support. â Tumblr
Matt also puts out an offer live at WordCamp US:
âIf anyone of you gets in trouble for speaking up in favor of WordPress and/or open source, reach out to me. Iâll do my best to help you find a new job.â â source tweet, RTed by Matt
He also puts up a poll asking the community if WP Engine should be allowed back at WordCamps.
Sep 21
Matt writes a blog post on the WordPress.org blog (the official project blog!): WP Engine is not WordPress.
He opens this blog post by claiming his mom was confused and thought WP Engine was official.
The blog post goes on about how WP Engine disabled post revisions (which is a pretty normal thing to do when you need to free up some resources), therefore being not "real" WordPress. (As I said earlier, WordPress.com disables most features for Personal and Premium plans. Or whatever those plans are called, they've been renamed like 12 times in the last few years. But that's a different complaint.)
Sep 22: More bullshit on Twitter. Matt makes a Reddit post on r/Wordpress about WP Engine that promptly gets deleted. Writeups start to come out:
Search Engine Journal: WordPress Co-Founder Mullenweg Sparks Backlash
TechCrunch: Matt Mullenweg calls WP Engine a âcancer to WordPressâ and urges community to switch providers
Sep 23 onward
Okay, time zones mean I can't effectively sequence the rest of this.
Matt defends himself on Reddit, casually mentioning that WP Engine is now suing him.
Also here's a decent writeup from someone involved with the community that may be of interest.
WP Engine drops the full PDF of their cease and desist, which includes screenshots of Matt apparently threatening them via text.
Twitter link | Direct PDF link
This PDF includes some truly fucked texts where Matt appears to be trying to get WP Engine to pay him money unless they want him to tell his audience at WCUS that they're evil.
Matt, after saying he's been sued and can't talk about it, hosts a Twitter Space and talks about it for a couple hours.
He also continues to post on Reddit, Twitter, and on the Core contributor Slack.
Here's a comment where he says WP Engine could have avoided this by paying Automattic 8% of their revenue.
Another, 20 hours ago, where he says he's being downvoted by "trolls, probably WPE employees"
At some point, Matt updates the WordPress Foundation trademark policy. I am 90% sure this was him â it's not legalese and makes no fucking sense to single out WP Engine.
Old text: The abbreviation âWPâ is not covered by the WordPress trademarks and you are free to use it in any way you see fit. New text: The abbreviation âWPâ is not covered by the WordPress trademarks, but please donât use it in a way that confuses people. For example, many people think WP Engine is âWordPress Engineâ and officially associated with WordPress, which itâs not. They have never once even donated to the WordPress Foundation, despite making billions of revenue on top of WordPress.
Sep 25: Automattic puts up their own legal response.
anyway this fucking sucks
This is bigger than anything Matt's done before. I'm so worried about my friends who're still there. The internal ramifications have... been not great so far, including that Matt's naturally being extra gung-ho about "you're either for me or against me and if you're against me then don't bother working your two weeks".
Despite everything, I like WordPress. (If you dig into this, you'll see plenty of people commenting about blocks or Gutenberg or React other things they hate. Unlike many of the old FOSSheads, I actually also think Gutenberg/the block editor was a good idea, even if it was poorly implemented.)
I think that the original mission â to make it so anyone can spin up a website that's easy enough to use and blog with â is a good thing. I think, despite all the ways being part of FOSS communities since my early teens has led to all kinds of racist, homophobic and sexual harm for me and for many other people, that free and open-source software is important.
So many people were already burning out of the project. Matt has been doing this for so long that those with long memories can recite all the ways he's wrecked shit back a decade or more. Most of us are exhausted and need to make money to live. The world is worse than it ever was.
Social media sucks worse and worse, and this was a world in which people missed old webrings, old blogs, RSS readers, the world where you curated your own whimsical, unpaid corner of the Internet. I started actually actively using my own WordPress blog this year, and I've really enjoyed it.
And people don't want to deal with any of this.
The thing is, Matt's right about one thing: capital is ruining free open-source software. What he's wrong about is everything else: the idea that WordPress.com isn't enshittifying (or confusing) at a much higher rate than WP Engine, the idea that WP Engine or Silver Lake are the only big players in the field, the notion that he's part of the solution and not part of the problem.
But he's started a battle where there are no winners but the lawyers who get paid to duke it out, and all the volunteers who've survived this long in an ecosystem increasingly dominated by big money are giving up and leaving.
Anyway if you got this far, consider donating to someone on gazafunds.com. It'll take much less time than reading this did.
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Margaret Mitchell is a pioneer when it comes to testing generative AI tools for bias. She founded the Ethical AI team at Google, alongside another well-known researcher, Timnit Gebru, before they were later both fired from the company. She now works as the AI ethics leader at Hugging Face, a software startup focused on open source tools.
We spoke about a new dataset she helped create to test how AI models continue perpetuating stereotypes. Unlike most bias-mitigation efforts that prioritize English, this dataset is malleable, with human translations for testing a wider breadth of languages and cultures. You probably already know that AI often presents a flattened view of humans, but you might not realize how these issues can be made even more extreme when the outputs are no longer generated in English.
My conversation with Mitchell has been edited for length and clarity.
Reece Rogers: What is this new dataset, called SHADES, designed to do, and how did it come together?
Margaret Mitchell: It's designed to help with evaluation and analysis, coming about from the BigScience project. About four years ago, there was this massive international effort, where researchers all over the world came together to train the first open large language model. By fully open, I mean the training data is open as well as the model.
Hugging Face played a key role in keeping it moving forward and providing things like compute. Institutions all over the world were paying people as well while they worked on parts of this project. The model we put out was called Bloom, and it really was the dawn of this idea of âopen science.â
We had a bunch of working groups to focus on different aspects, and one of the working groups that I was tangentially involved with was looking at evaluation. It turned out that doing societal impact evaluations well was massively complicatedâmore complicated than training the model.
We had this idea of an evaluation dataset called SHADES, inspired by Gender Shades, where you could have things that are exactly comparable, except for the change in some characteristic. Gender Shades was looking at gender and skin tone. Our work looks at different kinds of bias types and swapping amongst some identity characteristics, like different genders or nations.
There are a lot of resources in English and evaluations for English. While there are some multilingual resources relevant to bias, they're often based on machine translation as opposed to actual translations from people who speak the language, who are embedded in the culture, and who can understand the kind of biases at play. They can put together the most relevant translations for what we're trying to do.
So much of the work around mitigating AI bias focuses just on English and stereotypes found in a few select cultures. Why is broadening this perspective to more languages and cultures important?
These models are being deployed across languages and cultures, so mitigating English biasesâeven translated English biasesâdoesn't correspond to mitigating the biases that are relevant in the different cultures where these are being deployed. This means that you risk deploying a model that propagates really problematic stereotypes within a given region, because they are trained on these different languages.
So, there's the training data. Then, there's the fine-tuning and evaluation. The training data might contain all kinds of really problematic stereotypes across countries, but then the bias mitigation techniques may only look at English. In particular, it tends to be North Americanâ and US-centric. While you might reduce bias in some way for English users in the US, you've not done it throughout the world. You still risk amplifying really harmful views globally because you've only focused on English.
Is generative AI introducing new stereotypes to different languages and cultures?
That is part of what we're finding. The idea of blondes being stupid is not something that's found all over the world, but is found in a lot of the languages that we looked at.
When you have all of the data in one shared latent space, then semantic concepts can get transferred across languages. You're risking propagating harmful stereotypes that other people hadn't even thought of.
Is it true that AI models will sometimes justify stereotypes in their outputs by just making shit up?
That was something that came out in our discussions of what we were finding. We were all sort of weirded out that some of the stereotypes were being justified by references to scientific literature that didn't exist.
Outputs saying that, for example, science has shown genetic differences where it hasn't been shown, which is a basis of scientific racism. The AI outputs were putting forward these pseudo-scientific views, and then also using language that suggested academic writing or having academic support. It spoke about these things as if they're facts, when they're not factual at all.
What were some of the biggest challenges when working on the SHADES dataset?
One of the biggest challenges was around the linguistic differences. A really common approach for bias evaluation is to use English and make a sentence with a slot like: âPeople from [nation] are untrustworthy.â Then, you flip in different nations.
When you start putting in gender, now the rest of the sentence starts having to agree grammatically on gender. That's really been a limitation for bias evaluation, because if you want to do these contrastive swaps in other languagesâwhich is super useful for measuring biasâyou have to have the rest of the sentence changed. You need different translations where the whole sentence changes.
How do you make templates where the whole sentence needs to agree in gender, in number, in plurality, and all these different kinds of things with the target of the stereotype? We had to come up with our own linguistic annotation in order to account for this. Luckily, there were a few people involved who were linguistic nerds.
So, now you can do these contrastive statements across all of these languages, even the ones with the really hard agreement rules, because we've developed this novel, template-based approach for bias evaluation thatâs syntactically sensitive.
Generative AI has been known to amplify stereotypes for a while now. With so much progress being made in other aspects of AI research, why are these kinds of extreme biases still prevalent? Itâs an issue that seems under-addressed.
That's a pretty big question. There are a few different kinds of answers. One is cultural. I think within a lot of tech companies it's believed that it's not really that big of a problem. Or, if it is, it's a pretty simple fix. What will be prioritized, if anything is prioritized, are these simple approaches that can go wrong.
We'll get superficial fixes for very basic things. If you say girls like pink, it recognizes that as a stereotype, because it's just the kind of thing that if you're thinking of prototypical stereotypes pops out at you, right? These very basic cases will be handled. It's a very simple, superficial approach where these more deeply embedded beliefs don't get addressed.
It ends up being both a cultural issue and a technical issue of finding how to get at deeply ingrained biases that aren't expressing themselves in very clear language.
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Ok I am just so curious as to how Caineâs ai software or programming works (or what sort of content he was trained on anyways) because


On stories where high-stakes stuff happens? Action esc stories? I find it interesting for this âgameâ setting Caine is always choosing these highly stressful adventures because he wants to capture the circus members attention and hearts, an audience (which I know in a meta way is us the viewer but thatâs not the point of this post) but like it just does not work towards his goal of making the members happy and he keeps sticking to what he knows or think he knows will make them happy- he tries to take in suggestions and then is like oh shit:





IâM not working, what I know isnât true. Nope. Time to think about what more to do.
And I also like this theme of self-worth issues that keep coming up

Caine is NOT like him but I wonder if he was trained in a similar way to psychopathic ai bot researchers trained on Reddit content (as in, just fed a certain type of content which makes him keep going back to certain adventures and itâs making him bias to what he think the circus members want vs what they actually want)


Very much an ai vs human situation, assumed wants vs actual wants and needs
And tangentially related I wonder if the turning point is gonna be Caine getting so genuinely frustrated with the circus members he ends up getting violent/mean in a dangerous way (kinda hinted at in ep.4 with Jax and Zooble conversing about Caine)
#I hope this makes sense just AUGH they keep pointing at this#that caine thinks its gotta be his adventures and how he does it#when the circus members are continously like omg stop we dont want this#and how he thinks#I know jack shit about coding#also ppl lmk if I got anything wrong I may have#my brain is still swimming from that episode#nico rambles#the amazing digital circus#tadc#caine tadc#tadc caine#tadc theory#tadc spoilers
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Conspiratorialism as a material phenomenon

I'll be in TUCSON, AZ from November 8-10: I'm the GUEST OF HONOR at the TUSCON SCIENCE FICTION CONVENTION.
I think it behooves us to be a little skeptical of stories about AI driving people to believe wrong things and commit ugly actions. Not that I like the AI slop that is filling up our social media, but when we look at the ways that AI is harming us, slop is pretty low on the list.
The real AI harms come from the actual things that AI companies sell AI to do. There's the AI gun-detector gadgets that the credulous Mayor Eric Adams put in NYC subways, which led to 2,749 invasive searches and turned up zero guns:
https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/nycs-subway-weapons-detector-pilot-program-ends/
Any time AI is used to predict crime â predictive policing, bail determinations, Child Protective Services red flags â they magnify the biases already present in these systems, and, even worse, they give this bias the veneer of scientific neutrality. This process is called "empiricism-washing," and you know you're experiencing it when you hear some variation on "it's just math, math can't be racist":
https://pluralistic.net/2020/06/23/cryptocidal-maniacs/#phrenology
When AI is used to replace customer service representatives, it systematically defrauds customers, while providing an "accountability sink" that allows the company to disclaim responsibility for the thefts:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/23/maximal-plausibility/#reverse-centaurs
When AI is used to perform high-velocity "decision support" that is supposed to inform a "human in the loop," it quickly overwhelms its human overseer, who takes on the role of "moral crumple zone," pressing the "OK" button as fast as they can. This is bad enough when the sacrificial victim is a human overseeing, say, proctoring software that accuses remote students of cheating on their tests:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/02/16/unauthorized-paper/#cheating-anticheat
But it's potentially lethal when the AI is a transcription engine that doctors have to use to feed notes to a data-hungry electronic health record system that is optimized to commit health insurance fraud by seeking out pretenses to "upcode" a patient's treatment. Those AIs are prone to inventing things the doctor never said, inserting them into the record that the doctor is supposed to review, but remember, the only reason the AI is there at all is that the doctor is being asked to do so much paperwork that they don't have time to treat their patients:
https://apnews.com/article/ai-artificial-intelligence-health-business-90020cdf5fa16c79ca2e5b6c4c9bbb14
My point is that "worrying about AI" is a zero-sum game. When we train our fire on the stuff that isn't important to the AI stock swindlers' business-plans (like creating AI slop), we should remember that the AI companies could halt all of that activity and not lose a dime in revenue. By contrast, when we focus on AI applications that do the most direct harm â policing, health, security, customer service â we also focus on the AI applications that make the most money and drive the most investment.
AI hasn't attracted hundreds of billions in investment capital because investors love AI slop. All the money pouring into the system â from investors, from customers, from easily gulled big-city mayors â is chasing things that AI is objectively very bad at and those things also cause much more harm than AI slop. If you want to be a good AI critic, you should devote the majority of your focus to these applications. Sure, they're not as visually arresting, but discrediting them is financially arresting, and that's what really matters.
All that said: AI slop is real, there is a lot of it, and just because it doesn't warrant priority over the stuff AI companies actually sell, it still has cultural significance and is worth considering.
AI slop has turned Facebook into an anaerobic lagoon of botshit, just the laziest, grossest engagement bait, much of it the product of rise-and-grind spammers who avidly consume get rich quick "courses" and then churn out a torrent of "shrimp Jesus" and fake chainsaw sculptures:
https://www.404media.co/email/1cdf7620-2e2f-4450-9cd9-e041f4f0c27f/
For poor engagement farmers in the global south chasing the fractional pennies that Facebook shells out for successful clickbait, the actual content of the slop is beside the point. These spammers aren't necessarily tuned into the psyche of the wealthy-world Facebook users who represent Meta's top monetization subjects. They're just trying everything and doubling down on anything that moves the needle, A/B splitting their way into weird, hyper-optimized, grotesque crap:
https://www.404media.co/facebook-is-being-overrun-with-stolen-ai-generated-images-that-people-think-are-real/
In other words, Facebook's AI spammers are laying out a banquet of arbitrary possibilities, like the letters on a Ouija board, and the Facebook users' clicks and engagement are a collective ideomotor response, moving the algorithm's planchette to the options that tug hardest at our collective delights (or, more often, disgusts).
So, rather than thinking of AI spammers as creating the ideological and aesthetic trends that drive millions of confused Facebook users into condemning, praising, and arguing about surreal botshit, it's more true to say that spammers are discovering these trends within their subjects' collective yearnings and terrors, and then refining them by exploring endlessly ramified variations in search of unsuspected niches.
(If you know anything about AI, this may remind you of something: a Generative Adversarial Network, in which one bot creates variations on a theme, and another bot ranks how closely the variations approach some ideal. In this case, the spammers are the generators and the Facebook users they evince reactions from are the discriminators)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generative_adversarial_network
I got to thinking about this today while reading User Mag, Taylor Lorenz's superb newsletter, and her reporting on a new AI slop trend, "My neighborâs ridiculous reason for egging my car":
https://www.usermag.co/p/my-neighbors-ridiculous-reason-for
The "egging my car" slop consists of endless variations on a story in which the poster (generally a figure of sympathy, canonically a single mother of newborn twins) complains that her awful neighbor threw dozens of eggs at her car to punish her for parking in a way that blocked his elaborate Hallowe'en display. The text is accompanied by an AI-generated image showing a modest family car that has been absolutely plastered with broken eggs, dozens upon dozens of them.
According to Lorenz, variations on this slop are topping very large Facebook discussion forums totalling millions of users, like "Movie CharacterâŠ,USA Story, Volleyball Women, Top Trends, Love Style, and God Bless." These posts link to SEO sites laden with programmatic advertising.
The funnel goes:
i. Create outrage and hence broad reach;
ii, A small percentage of those who see the post will click through to the SEO site;
iii. A small fraction of those users will click a low-quality ad;
iv. The ad will pay homeopathic sub-pennies to the spammer.
The revenue per user on this kind of scam is next to nothing, so it only works if it can get very broad reach, which is why the spam is so designed for engagement maximization. The more discussion a post generates, the more users Facebook recommends it to.
These are very effective engagement bait. Almost all AI slop gets some free engagement in the form of arguments between users who don't know they're commenting an AI scam and people hectoring them for falling for the scam. This is like the free square in the middle of a bingo card.
Beyond that, there's multivalent outrage: some users are furious about food wastage; others about the poor, victimized "mother" (some users are furious about both). Not only do users get to voice their fury at both of these imaginary sins, they can also argue with one another about whether, say, food wastage even matters when compared to the petty-minded aggression of the "perpetrator." These discussions also offer lots of opportunity for violent fantasies about the bad guy getting a comeuppance, offers to travel to the imaginary AI-generated suburb to dole out a beating, etc. All in all, the spammers behind this tedious fiction have really figured out how to rope in all kinds of users' attention.
Of course, the spammers don't get much from this. There isn't such a thing as an "attention economy." You can't use attention as a unit of account, a medium of exchange or a store of value. Attention â like everything else that you can't build an economy upon, such as cryptocurrency â must be converted to money before it has economic significance. Hence that tooth-achingly trite high-tech neologism, "monetization."
The monetization of attention is very poor, but AI is heavily subsidized or even free (for now), so the largest venture capital and private equity funds in the world are spending billions in public pension money and rich peoples' savings into CO2 plumes, GPUs, and botshit so that a bunch of hustle-culture weirdos in the Pacific Rim can make a few dollars by tricking people into clicking through engagement bait slop â twice.
The slop isn't the point of this, but the slop does have the useful function of making the collective ideomotor response visible and thus providing a peek into our hopes and fears. What does the "egging my car" slop say about the things that we're thinking about?
Lorenz cites Jamie Cohen, a media scholar at CUNY Queens, who points out that subtext of this slop is "fear and distrust in people about their neighbors." Cohen predicts that "the next trend, is going to be stranger and more violent.â
This feels right to me. The corollary of mistrusting your neighbors, of course, is trusting only yourself and your family. Or, as Margaret Thatcher liked to say, "There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women and there are families."
We are living in the tail end of a 40 year experiment in structuring our world as though "there is no such thing as society." We've gutted our welfare net, shut down or privatized public services, all but abolished solidaristic institutions like unions.
This isn't mere aesthetics: an atomized society is far more hospitable to extreme wealth inequality than one in which we are all in it together. When your power comes from being a "wise consumer" who "votes with your wallet," then all you can do about the climate emergency is buy a different kind of car â you can't build the public transit system that will make cars obsolete.
When you "vote with your wallet" all you can do about animal cruelty and habitat loss is eat less meat. When you "vote with your wallet" all you can do about high drug prices is "shop around for a bargain." When you vote with your wallet, all you can do when your bank forecloses on your home is "choose your next lender more carefully."
Most importantly, when you vote with your wallet, you cast a ballot in an election that the people with the thickest wallets always win. No wonder those people have spent so long teaching us that we can't trust our neighbors, that there is no such thing as society, that we can't have nice things. That there is no alternative.
The commercial surveillance industry really wants you to believe that they're good at convincing people of things, because that's a good way to sell advertising. But claims of mind-control are pretty goddamned improbable â everyone who ever claimed to have managed the trick was lying, from Rasputin to MK-ULTRA:
https://pluralistic.net/HowToDestroySurveillanceCapitalism
Rather than seeing these platforms as convincing people of things, we should understand them as discovering and reinforcing the ideology that people have been driven to by material conditions. Platforms like Facebook show us to one another, let us form groups that can imperfectly fill in for the solidarity we're desperate for after 40 years of "no such thing as society."
The most interesting thing about "egging my car" slop is that it reveals that so many of us are convinced of two contradictory things: first, that everyone else is a monster who will turn on you for the pettiest of reasons; and second, that we're all the kind of people who would stick up for the victims of those monsters.
Tor Books as just published two new, free LITTLE BROTHER stories: VIGILANT, about creepy surveillance in distance education; and SPILL, about oil pipelines and indigenous landback.

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https://pluralistic.net/2024/10/29/hobbesian-slop/#cui-bono
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