#BUT REVERSE

[colinfeatherington]

just found out that they filmed colin’s reaction to pen and debling dancing by taking away everyone in the room till it was just pen and debling dancing by themselves and that was what luke reacted to and I need netflix to release that footage yesterday I am so serious we need to bully them till we get it

[vidmochka]

Taming the barbarian

[theballaqueer]

A muse, perhaps?

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 41

A mage (yes I know I love making mage villains of the week, but if they didn't want me to make them all the time, they shouldn't be so fun and full of opportunities) puts a spell on Geralt while he's on a hunt. He can only speak lies / the complete opposite of what he feels or means to say, and the only way to break the spell is to reveal his darkest secret. This is all well and good and easily fixable, presumably. The best part is Jaskier has caught on near immediately to what the curse is, and is able to translate all of Geralt's lies and antonyms. "I don't need more supplies for potions." "We'll go looking for a greenhouse or whatever you need, then." "I hate this song." "Why thank you, Geralt! How lovely to know that opinion is a lie!" "Can I braid your hair again?" "Never." "Perfect!~" Except for the times he pretends to forget the curse's existence. "Feed Roach all the apples you want." "Oh, I shall! Thank you for the permission!" He did not give permission. Geralt just deals with the curse for a month or two, before being fed up and deciding to just trust the mage's so-called cure for the curse, and says his darkest secret. That he's in love with Jaskier. However, he's neglected to find a way to explain the cure to Jaskier, and now Jaskier just assumes he's heard another lie / complete opposite. Jaskier is heartbroken, assuming Geralt must dislike him at the least, and hate him at the worst, and suddenly all those teasing comments over the years are seen in a new worrying light. I mean, Geralt, cursed to say the exact opposite of what he means telling Jaskier that he loves him? Jaskier races away from their shared room and gets absolutely wasted in a tavern all the way across town. Geralt paces and panics alone in their shared room for a few hours before going and returning his bard back home. He now has to spend the entire night internally-writing and rehearsing his big explanation speech and apologize to his bard for the miscommunication.

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

You have listened to and enjoyed Hozier

Listen I sing Take me to Church in the shower because that song was made to be sung while naked and soaking wet !!!

[karlachismylife]

I am not even in the mood for this, but I think, if we have all those magical womb tattoos, we should have similar ones to place spells on cocks.

Why is it that you always want the person with a womb be all unable to resist another's desire or be addicted to cumming or feel uncomfortable wearing clothes. Why can't I take Johnny MacTavish, slap a magical cock tattoo on him and make him walk around always ready for some free use if someone in the room sees the magical shine through his shorts and wants some of that.

When I reach my once a year mood for that kind of thing, I am writing that. I am writing cock tattoos.

Besides I think it would look pretty. Imagine sparkling ornament going along the whole shaft. Oooh, what if one of them is like barbed wire and it's the one that makes cumming impossible/painful unless it's with someone. Or a flora themed one that is like making him only able to cum if he's breeding someone, so no matter how horny he is and how long he's been jerking off, nothing happens. Or something. I dunno. I am not in The Mood rn, as I said, but I saw the spreadsheets with the womb tattoos again and got the idea.

[lostdump2633]

Chuuya: The great thing about being a murderer is beating up the people that harass you

Dazai: It's only cause you're that pretty...

Chuuya: What'd you say? 🤨

Dazai: Because you're that shitty

[shitinmyass]

hi guys

[whattimeisitfic]

You know when you keep thinking about doing something, but never ACTUALLY do it? Yeah that’s what heppninh to me with writing right now. I keep being like “Huh. I should write the next chapter. I have an idea.”

And then my brain is like.

“Okay cool. But what if you just watched this animatic instead?”

And I’m just like…

Fuck. Sure, yeah that sounds good.

So yeah, that’s how it’s going right now. I’ll get the next chapter out soon I promise.

[greatcookiefire]

Red mage Moonbathing

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[vidmochka]

Tdbk family portraits

「Reverse fantasy AU」

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[skipppppy]

Also damn y’all REALLY liked him huh

[noknowshame]

bringing it up again for the millionth time but I'm still obsessed with the way that hannibal lecter is canonically aware of the narrative not because its ever explicitly stated but because the author who created him genuinely believes this to be true and stopped writing the book series because he's afraid of him