#Baby sephiroth is cute and i want to protect him

[bronzewool]

The marketing surrounding Ever Crisis is starting to concern me.

"We still don't know Sephiroth"

Good. Despite what remake thinks, I don't need to know every tiny detail about these characters.

That was my main complaint with Traces of Two Pasts. It was just a cheap cash grab to sell a book about Tifa and Aerith's backstories, where there was nothing in the pages that changed our perspective of the two as characters or altered our experience playing the game on a second playthrough.

The fact that game begins after the Wutai War was a deliberate move by the creators. As a kid Cloud fantasies about becoming a hero just like Sephiroth but by the time he's old enough to join Shinra, the war is already over and the world doesn't need heroes right now. We never see the war through flashbacks but we hear enough from second-hand accounts and how history is already being written by the winners.

Shinra now controls all corners of Gaia and is presented as a force of good towards the stubborn Wutai who couldn't see reason by just giving up their land so they could make more mako reactors and free clean energy for everyone :D

The planet is dying and Wutai was the final sprint to ensure Shinra's monopoly on a now desolate planet where flowers can't grow.

Wutai is so scarred by this loss it becomes a tourist attraction and gets it's own sideplot in the form of Yuffie who joins Cloud's party in hopes of returning her homeland to it's former glory.

There is so much left unsaid about the Wutai War but the aftermath is felt throughout the game, which is why I'm not interested in a prequel where Sephirith feels sad for conquering said territory and murdering its people, or possibly changing the circumstances in order to rid him of any responsibility.

Because the original game did an amazing job highlighting Sephirith's best and worst qualities. He is a powerful warrior and skilled tactician who can lead his troops to victory but does not question the destruction he brings in his wake. He was even given the name "The Demon of Wutai" for his role in single handling conquering it and had his face plastered on every poster to sell this false image of him to further Shinra's own agenda (which worked because Cloud, Zack, Genesis and Angeal all recruited to become just like Sephiroth).

We know very little about Sephiroth but he is complex enough to get the point across. He cares for his men and puts the wellbeing of others first, but he is still a tool of Shinra and if ordered to do something then he will do it most efficiently with the least amount of bloodshed.

I don't want this to be a Crisis Core situation, where we take all these well-established scenes and ruin them by shoving more characters who don't need to be there, or pull an Anakin Skywalker where we muddy Sephiroth's character by over-explaining everything to the point it destroys the reputation of the original source material.

[reallyromealone]

Hey rome I was wondering if you could do alpha sephiroth x omega reader were the reader is cloud's older brother but cloud Is protective If not maybe a little overprotective of the reader who is pregnant and due at any time

Sorry if the request is hard to understand this is my first request and I was nervous to ask

Modern au

Omegaverse, male reader, fluff, mpreg, mentions of birth

Sephiroth x male reader

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It was a surprise that sephiroth managed to court and mate (name) Strife, the Omega being the older brother of Cloud.

Sephiroth proved to be a very capable alpha to the Omega, being the Son of Shinra Sephiroth could provide (name) with a perfect life.

"Time to wake up" sephiroth deep voice whispered in his mates ear, gently caressing his large belly that carried their sons, Sephiroth managing to knock (name) up with triplet sons that they were already working on (name)s for.

Sephiroth gently peppered kisses across his neck and smirked at the cute sounds the other was making "ten more minutes..." (Name) grumbled but the silver haired man wasn't having it, getting up and lifting his very pregnant mate in his arms.

Sephiroth was a serious man, a ruthless business man in the best of days but in his home he was a loving mate and husband.

"(Name)!" Little marline ran to the Omega who hugged her the best he could while being pregnant with three pups "hello pup" he said as sephiroth kept a hand on the omegas lower back.

"Cloud!" (Name) smiled at his baby brother, the blond alpha letting his brother check him over and fret as his instincts went haywire.

Cloud and sephiroth always had a....rocky relationship.

It started in university where they were on opposing teams for their respective university martial arts teams and have been sworn enemies since.

Cloud glared at the silver haired alpha and Sephiroth glared back.

Cloud didn't think Sephiroth was good enough for (name) and sephiroth just thought cloud was annoying.

The visit was a constant war between the two, finding anything to nitpick at each other much to (name)s annoyance.

Cloud barely let Sephiroth get five feet within (name)s vicinity.

"Oh" (name) looked down to see wet liquid down his leg "I'm so sorry Barrett" (name) whispered as a contraction rolled through "I'll drive you to the hospital!" Cloud said but Sephiroth halted him "on a motorcycle? Absolutely not"

"He's right Cloud, he needs a secure vehicle" Tifa spoke up and the blond alpha glared at the smug Sephiroth "and don't you worry (name)" Barrett said waving off the omegas worry.

(Name) ended up having surgery to deliver the pups, three beautiful little boys that all looked identical to their Sire.

"My babies..." (Name) mumbled as he reached to the three babes.

"I'm an uncle..." Cloud mumbled as they all went in the room to see (name) and the babies "you're an uncle" (name) mumbled very drugged and loopy "baby... Tell em the names!" He said giggly "they are named Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo" sephiroth said holding two out of three "wash your hands and you may hold them"

"Tell cloud the thing..." (Name) mumbled to his alpha as the babes were passed around and Sephiroth sighed "(name) would like to know if you're willing to be their god father" he grumbled, the blond looking at his tiny nephews in awe "absolutely..." He said pulling little Loz closer, the baby a bit more of a Cryer than his brothers.

Little kadaj didn't want to leave his Dam at all, practically sobbing when someone tried to hold him and Yazoo just didn't care.

"Now let's let the new parents spend time with their babies" Aerith said calmly, everyone bidding goodbye "you did good kid" Barrett kissed (name)s forehead lovingly, being his and Clouds defacto dad and the omega smiled at the affection.

When everyone left (name) fed his pups, two at a time then took the last to feed "they're going to be so loved..." (Name) whispered as Sephiroth put them in their little bassinets "they will never be without" sephiroth whispered as (name) passed out from exhaustion.

(Name) was going to be an excellent parent... Sephiroth could feel it.

[altocat]

Cloud headcanons pleaaaase 🥺🙏🥺

Yessss the Cloudster, my beloved ❤️

-The angriest bean. Not a morning person. He will shuffle about all groggy and grumbly during the early hours of the day. DO NOT POKE. FIVE FEET SPACING PLS. DO NOT APPROACH. He's typically fine once he's had his coffee. But still might be a bit snappy.

-Cadet!Cloud on the other hand was clumsy and shy, with one hell of a sweet streak. He just wanted people to tell him he did a good job 😟 Sephiroth saw a lot of his shy and vulnerable child self in Cloud and mostly tried to avoid him, though he couldn't help but be simultaneously intrigued as well, asking about his home life and all.

-Spends all night laying there thinking of badass combat catch phrases to impress everyone. Is that desperate.

-Really likes spicy foods.

-Bisexual. He wasn't comfortable about it at first and only ever admits it to those he trusts. He crushes hard on Tifa obviously but also had a crush on Zack and a huge fanboy crush on Seph. He also crushes on Aerith too. Cloud acts all tough and edgy but he falls for people VERY quickly. He'll never admit it. (He and Tifa are endgame though in my mind please don't kill me shhhhh)

-Wanted to be strong growing up. No dad made him latch onto Seph as his vision for a powerful male role model. Plus he wanted to protect Tifa too.

-Is extremely ticklish. To the point where it's ridiculous. He will deny this to the grave.

-He is equally amused and charmed by the most innocent and silliest of shit, would definitely be that guy to giggle at cute puppy videos behind closed doors. And then freak if you catch him doing so.

-Deserves a comfy rest after a long day of trauma ❤️

-Is honestly just a wonderful magnificent broody dork I love him so much look at this edgy sweet baby boy what a lovable asshole what an absolute KING swoon

[smallestapplin]

Do you mayhaps have more general romantic headcanons for blue aside from the ones in your latest ask 👉👈😳

Anons anons anons, I mean this as platonically as possible, I’m going to kiss both of you and your beautiful brains, thank you, Blue is one of my og favorites.

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💙Blue💙

- Blue is confident man and it shows in his love for you.

- Confidently boasts about you, talks about you, shares pictures of you (and him! But you look so cute babying his Pokémon.) he can’t shut up “yeah I’m great, I’m Blue Oak! Of course I’m great, AND I have an equally great partner to match!”

- Blue suffers from a case of mild aggressive affection. There will be an insult thrown in there, it’s never said nervously either, like he will genuinely look at you with a love struck expression and say just as love struck “I love you, you dense ass.”

- He knows there is a time and place for things like that though, so it’s not ALL the time. But your name in his phone is torn between ‘Cutie❣️’ and ‘🥰Stupid😍’

- If you don’t like these tell him and he will quickly stop.

- Love spoiling anyway he can. Gifts? On it! You’ll have a nest full of plushies, a new wardrobe, pillows, blankets, anything your fixated on, anything! He loves you and wants to show it! Quality time, Blue is a fairly busy guy but he will drop everything if you wanted to spend time together, don’t matter if he had an important meeting, you are his first priority.

- While PDA is kept to the basics, behind closed doors you know you’re getting all the affection.

- Surprise kisses all the time, he will wait until you aren’t prepared and then strike! He hugs you from behind often too.

- Blue usually wakes up before you, so if you have an alarm set he checks for when and turns it off. Your wake up call is him placing soft kisses all over your face.

- if he wakes up without you he will call out for you sounding like a kicked growlithe.

- CUDDLES! In bed that is designated cuddle time, lay on him, he wants to hold you now get over here.

- “Who ever decided to make my partner cry come outside so I can peacefully break your legs.”

- Very protective of you, he is considered a legend so of course he’s popular, it’s why you two have several code words together so you can use at least one in different situations.

- Blue is a little shit, we all know this, this is why you call him ‘my little sour patch’ he hates it but it fits, so he can’t be mad.

- He doesn’t say ‘I love you’ until you two are serious, then he can’t stop saying it, you will hear it everyday no matter what.

- Playful arguments! No these aren’t real arguments, no angry screams or yells, just him yelling that your taste is shit.

- “YOU CAN’T SIT THERE AND TELL ME THIS SHOW WOULDN’T BE BETTER IF HE HAD NO POWERS, YOU CAN’T!”

- “Babe, I love you, but if you throw one more shell at me I’m punching you in the mouth, with my mouth, then supplexing you over the couch.”

- “No I don’t forgive you!” “Why not, is it because I said Dracula is hot?” “No, it’s cause it’s a little humid out-YES ITS BECAUSE YOU SAID DRACULA IS HOT, HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH THAT? HERE LEMME JUST PULL TWO FORGE MASTERS OUTTA MY ASS!”

- He does these solely cause he loves seeing you laugh yourself to tears, it’s his favorite.

- You have looked at him before with a playful fire and went “Sephiroth wouldn’t treat me like this.” Which earns you the worlds loudest gasp and “OH SO BECAUSE I WONT LET YOU EAT A SPOON FULL OF CAKE BATTER YOU THINK HE WOULD?” “Yes actually-wait Blue, please no.” “Nah get back here! It’s right to jail with you!”

- Every event he takes you to he is always seen with the smuggest look on his face.

- There are so many pictures on Leaf’s poketwitter captioned ‘look at this dork’ and it’s blue looking at you like you hung the moon and stats just for him.

- Which he will retweet with his own picture of you sleeping on his chest captioned ‘you’re just jealous I have the best cuddle buddy there is and you don’t >:P’

- Don’t doubt for a second he doesn’t scream at the top of his lungs “THATS MY PARTNER RIGHT THERE!”

- Especially if you fist fight someone or win a Pokémon battle.

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- Blue is a pleasure dom, and I stand by that.

- A menace in the bedroom is what he is.

- He will have you folded in so many different positions, cumming so many times. The only thing you remember is his name, but you’re too cockdrunk to remember how to speak.

- He has a decently high sex drive. You can’t just have a quickie with him, he never lets up unless you say the word or give the motion.

- Blue lives for overstimulation, for both of you! He will cum and cum and just keep cumming, what can he say? You feel so good and sound so pretty!

- He especially loves denying your orgasms until you’ve begged enough for him and then he hits you with overstimulation.

- Toys! Toys! Toys! Whether it’s a vibrating butt plug or a vibrating panties, he wants to see you keep control of yourself and sounds, either in public or while he works.

- While loving he can be a bit mean and bullying you while bullies his cock into you.

- Even if you’re riding him, well more like being used as a fleshlight, he still finds a way to give you a mix of praise and degradation “fuck! Such a filthy slut, aren’t you? Aw but your my good little slut.”

- Blue does enjoy collaring you, buys you so many different ones for different occasions and daily wear.

- Not into pet play but he loves having a leash on you.

- Choking is on the table, he only figured out he had a choking kink when someone called him in the middle of fucking you. He was torn between the two but decided he didn’t want to stop, so clamped a hand around your throat and answered the phone.

- Blue does have a reputation so nothing too extreme outside of the safety of your shared home. But he will have you on every surface he can think of.

- Safe words and taps are in place just in case and he stops instantly the second either happens.

- You two could be together for years but if you miss one of his cues (cause you can’t read social cues) it scratches his faint corruption kink. He just loves the idea of his cutie being so naïve about his lustful intentions.

- Loves loves loves fucking you dumb, “dumb and cockdrunk all for me, just like you should be.”

- There is just something about you babbling nonsense while crying out on his cock that gets him going.

- Marathon sex is a give with how he never wants to stop.

- Blue has accidentally fucked himself dumb with you. He gets so drunk off your pleasure and when he is inside you, his mind gets all foggy and it’s like his hips move on their own.

- Has a spitting kink, whether it’s actually spitting in your mouth or on your sex, or licking up your drool from your chin before kissing you.

- Also biting! No he doesn’t like drawing blood, but he loves to leave hickies all over your neck, your chest, and your inner thighs.

- Blue can be very gentle and loving though, he knows some days you just want to feel loved and he will absolutely give it to you.

- Body worship is a must on his list, kissing down and caressing every inch of your skin.

- Praising! He can’t stop praising you, “such a good dear for me, so perfect, that’s it take it nice and easy for me.”

- Loves working his mouth on you, even in softer love making, he can’t stand to not be between your legs at least once.

- Aftercare is a must! He checks in with you before he starts the process, cleaning you up, giving you a bath, praising you the entire time. “You did so well for me babes, my little champ, you were great, I love you.”

- He dries you off himself, gently kissing you as he does so and places you in one of his shirts.

- Brings you a cold bottle of water and lets you rest.

- Cause you can be sure you go to sleep loved and satisfied.

[yandere-for-you]

I have a question what happens when both Yandere Cloud and Yandere Sephiroth both falls in love with the female reader who do you think will win in a fight depending on too separate alternate endings

Sorry this took so long! I’ve been sick off and on!

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Sephiroth v Cloud

Mmmm, one word...

No, no but really!!

🌸 If Sephiroth wins, he would probably find a way to make you immortal like him, keeping you locked away forever. Only for him to really have any real contact with you, maybe a maid or two to help you around the house when he isn't there to keep an eye on you. He would treat you like a goddess (Remember I don't care to write horribly abusive yanderes), anything you want or ask for, he will get it for you. Besides your freedom, of course.

I think, also, in time, he would want children with you, strange as it is. Little ones with your eyes and his hair, or vice versa. Little children who will grow up to cause havoc and mayhem and maybe even snatch up darlings of their own one day like their father.

Maybe having a certain slivered hair keyblade user as your baby...hehe❤️

🌺 If Cloud won, you would probably get a lot more freedom than you would with Sephiroth. Yeah, you'll probably be stuck at Tifa's place a lot, but I guess it would be little better than the other guy, at least you get to talk to more than just three or two people and get to go out. But you always have a shadow following you. Cloud would also treat you very kindly, I almost see it as him sticking very closely to your side, like a cute blonde puppy. He's also very protective of you, of course.

🌺 Would he want children too? Probably, maybe more of adopting and some biologically ones too. Little ones with your sweet smile and bright eyes, they could get away with so much just a copy of his cute face.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Ignoring the mental image of Camilla basing on prison bars that will haunt me for ages and make me laugh…

Oh no! The two smols exploring the land of nightmares that is the smash mansion!?

Let’s hope they find someone to protect them before they get traumatized…

*Somewhere in the Smash Gardens*

Dharkon: This is such horseshit! Why weren't we invited to the party?!

Glaeem: Well I'm just swinging in the dark here, but I'm going to wager nearly killing all of them had something to do with it.

Dharkon: Well yeah, but then Sephiroth cut you in half and Kirby ate me! I'd say that should even the score.

Galeem: Come one dude, you know its not that simple. Besides! We can have all the fun we need out here.

Dharkon: PLAYING PARCHEESI WITH YOU IS NOT THE SAME AS GETTING SMASHED AND DANCING TO LATE 2000'S POP!

Galeem: Everyones a critic.

*suddenly, the two hear voices approaching them. They turn to see Sakura and Elise entering their section of the garden*l

Elise: And then they'll hug us, and come home, and give us all the headpats we want!

Sakura: That d-does sound n-ni- *she sees Galeem and Dharkon* AIIIEEEE!

Elise: Wha- *she sees them too* Aaah!

*Sakura hides behind Elise*

Dharkon: ... ... ...What's with the moe brigade?

Galeem: Alright... WHICH FUCKING SMASHER HAD KIDS AGAIN THUS FURTHER SCREWING UP THE MULTIVERSE?!

Elise: B-back, weird tentacle demons! W- we are here to rescue our darling older sibling Corrin!

Dharkon: Wha- oh, you must be some of the siblings Corrins were running from when they came here.

Elise: Well I- wait, Corrins? Plural?

Galeem: Corrin and Corrine. You see, when they came here, it created a bifurcated timeline effect that spawned two different but equally as likely possibilities that- *he sees that he's completely lost them* -uh, it created a male and female version of the same person.

Sakura: T-two older siblings?

Elise: TWICE THE HEADPATS!

Dharkon: Yeesh, if I had ears they'd be bleeding right now. No wonder the Corrins wanted to get away from you lot.

Elise: You take that back you overgrown thornbush!

Dharkon: Or what?! You'll be cute at me?

Elise: THORON! *she blasts Dharkon in the eye*k

Dharkon: OWW! YOU LITTLE-

*Elise starts whacking him with her staff.l

Galeem: This... might take awhile. ...Wanna play Parcheesi? I have tea.

Sakura: Th- that would be nice.

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~At the Brig~

*DK is pacing, the Hoshido and Nohr siblings are sulking in their cell. Suddenly, two familiar forms burst in*

Corrine, dressed like its Mardi Gras: ~Wake up in the mornin' feelin like P. Diddy-

Corrin, clad in only swim trunks: ~Got my glasses, I'm out the door, time to hit this city!~

Camilla: CORRIN! And... Corrin?

Corrine: Uh, it's Corrine, big sis. Means I'm this dude with tits.

Ryoma: But- but how!?

Corrin: Interdimensional travel baby! Two of me means twice the party! *guzzles down the remains of his beer and crushes it against his head before collapsing while Corrine starts doing the macarena*

Xander: Wha- what foul sorcery have you inflicted on them!?

Corrine, still doing the macarena: Ain't no magic sexy big bro! Just a damn good time!

DK: Well since you two are... somewhat here, you can reconnect to your relatives while I find the two little ones.

*Both Corrins blast over to him, suddenly very sober*

Corrine: The little ones?

Corrin: Sakura and Elise?

DK: Uh... are those their names?

Corrine: OUR PRECIOUS LITTLE SISTERS ARE WNADERING THIS DEN OF INIQUITY?!

*Corrin draws Yato from... somewhere, and breaks the lock on their siblings' cave*

DK: You know I got the keys right here.

Corrin: Up and at 'em! We gotta find Sakura and Elise before they see something that forever corrupts them! ...Why are Leo and Takumi unconcious.

Hinoka: They wouldn't shut up so we knocked them out.

Corrine: Good call. Now lets go!

[im-totally-not-an-alien]

Final Fantasy 7 prompts no 72

1. Cloud definitely underestimated Angeal and Genesis. He was barely holding his own against the two, and that was before Sephiroth came. Now his only option was to retreat...

2. "Cloud," the silverette ground out, having lost his original baritone, "whatever you did- undo it."

Huffing softly to himself, he reached down and picked up the now eight year old warrior, carrying him on his hip. "Oh, I plan to. Somehow." After all, Cloud couldn't bring himself to kill a kid...even one as evil as his nemesis.

3. Cloud tensed when he felt arms wrap around him, lifting his torso from the damp soil.

Opening his eyes was far more difficult than it should have been.

"SOLDIER! Can you hear me? Respond!"

"...soldier?" Cloud couldn't remember why he was here...or even his name really. Why was this man carrying him and what was Shinra?

4. Cid and Shera are expecting a baby, and both are super excited. Also everything is space themed regardless of gender.

Clouds stalkers, erm, "fan club" somehow got ahold of a video of him oh so carefully folding baby clothes before putting them back on the rack. They think the dainty and careful way he handles the baby stuff is adorable.

Cloud is mortified.

Cid just slapped him on the back and told him he better get thier kid something cute.

5. Insane Sephiroth meeting Eldrich Cloud in another dimention.

"What's in it for me?"

An innocent question, if not for the fact Sephiroth had just asked him to commit mass genocide. Still, this was a situation he had been dreaming of for years now. His crush puppet was finally willing to follow his strings.

The silverette never noticed the predatory look the blond gave him. By the time he realized he was in over his head, it was far too late.

6. With AVALANCHE gone and the W.R.O. in shambles, Cloud and Sephiroth agree to set aside thier differences to fight a common enemy.

Sephiroth is overjoyed and Cloud is just grateful hes only been called "puppet" a measly three times this week

7. Cloud repeatedly tazing Sephiroth while the former General just smiles down at him, unaffected.

Clouds a little scared, ngl

8. Reeve Tueski being a disaster Bi.

Hes getting crushes on ALL of his targets, which is the worst possible outcome for a spy. He didn't even know he was Bi before this gods dammit!

What's worse is that his type is apparently Super Hot Eco-Terrorists

He's doomed.

9. Cloud is injured and dying, causing Sephiroth to panic.

Mother will fix this, he thought to himself, I just have to get him to her and everything will be fine.

He refused to lose the only thing that was ever truly his

10. After a "Mini" spell gone awry, Genesis is left the size of an action figure.

He makes a bad situation worse by putting on a pair of devil horns (where did those even come from?) And carrying around a tiny pitchfork. He proceeded to drop down onto peoples shoulders and torment them.

Angeal wants to help, he really does, but he can't. Stop. Laughing.

Zack: Whoa! Who are you?

Genesis: You're inner demon :}

Zack: Aww, you're adorable!!!

Genesis:

Genesis: OK. I'll admit I wasn't expecting that, but thank you.

Genesis: Now go blow up that thing over there.

11. Sephiroth is knocked into an alternate reality and swaps places with the Sephiroth of that world.

He wakes up in a bed with a familiar blond shaking his shoulder, "Cmon, Mother is waiting for us downstairs."

Needless to say, Seph is a little confused, but goes with it anyway. Turns out, the Sephiroth of this world lives with his five younger brothers: Weiss, Cloud, Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo. All of whom serve thier mother, the dark goddess Jenova, who dotes on them incessantly.

Cloud was born prematurely, meaning he came out "underbaked". The Sephiroth of this world had apparently promised mother to coddle protect him. He can do that too...maybe...

Meanwhile, in the other universe:

Our Cloud: I can feed myself dammit!

Other Sephiroth: That's good to hear. Now open your mouth.

AVALANCHE is too busy laughing and taking pictures to help

12. Tifa introduced her new "SOLDIER-killer" drinks to Cloud right before she left with the kids to meet up with Barret for the weekend

Cloud didn't think anything of it at first, but apparently the more mako you have in your body, the more the drink affects you. After three drinks Cloud was giggling like a schoolgirl. Thats when the worst possible thing happens.

Sephiroth shows up...but Cloud was too drunk to care. The blond managed to convince Sephiroth to have one drink. One!

Then they woke up three days later in a Vagas hotel room with massive hangovers, matching tattoos and wedding bands.

The former General is staring at the wall in shock while Cloud is still trying to figure out where "Navada" is on Gaias maps and how he's never heard of it before

Aka You ever get so drunk you marry your arch nemesis and transcend dimensions with them?

13. Dadesis with tiny time traveling terror versions of Shelua and Shelke.

Team mom Angeal is parent of the year while Sephiroth looms awkwardly in the background cause Shelke is terrified of him. Poor Seph.

14. Time traveler Cloud thrown into DeepGround

15. Children keep giving Cloud chocobo merchandise and all his friends keep teasing him about it.

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #633: So.... About Sephiroth....(SSBU x Persona 5)

Ryuji: Ok. I know we should be focusing on Christmas Shopping and all, but can we PLEASE talk about how and why Sephiroth is in this mansion right now!?

Morgana: What?

Futuba: EX-F**KING-CUSE ME!???

Makoto: Futuba, what do we told you about texting out cuss words in our Groupchat?

Futuba: I covered up the middle words!

Makoto: Even still, that doesn't make it any less inappropriate. Please don't do it anymore, okay?

Futuba: Yes, ma'am.....

Ann: I'm already lost. Who's Sephiroth again?

Ren: Silver Haired guy with Long sword. He's also a one winged angel.

Futuba: The One Winged Angel.jpg

Ann: Wow he's hot. But alas, my heart still and will always belongs to my dear Shiho-kins~

Haru: Awww~

Ryuji: Okay, Ms. Shakespeare lol.

Ann: ಠ︵ಠ

Sonic: Cute lovers' stuff aside, let's not forget that this man has been the thorn in Cloud's side ever since day one......Whenever that is.

Haru: Goodness. I wonder what he has done to make Cloud-Senpai so upset.....

Morgana: That's what I've been wondering too now that I think about.

Futuba: Well, for starters, he murdered Cloud's best friend, Zack, and his companion named Aerith.

Haru: Oh my gosh, REALLY!!?

Yusuke: Oh dear.....

Makoto: Excuse me!!?

Morgana: My god! I didn't know all of that!!!!

Ann: Yep. Now, I'm definitely glad I don't any feelings for him now.

Ryuji: Right!? The guy's a ruthless monster! Even if he is cool looking!

Ren: So is he like.... Officially moving in the mansion now. I mean, I know people say that he's one of the new entries in Smash Tournament and all, but idrk.

Futuba: WAIT! HE'S A NEW WHAT NOW!!?

Sonic: Well, he doesn't really moved in or anything. He only comes here for Ganondorf's League of Villains Club or whatever. Not only that, but Hades actually brought him from hell and everything.

Ren: Now that's freaky.

Ryuji: I know, right. I'm guessing this was after Cloud killed him in that Advent Child movie I watched a while back.

Makoto: I can't believe Hades would go as far as to bring someone back from the dead....

Sonic: Tell me about it, but there is another reason why he did this besides joining some villains club.

Futuba: For real!?

Ryuji: Hey!

Sonic: Yep. You guys remember that whole World of Light fiasco we all been involved in, right?

Ren: Yeah. Those were some really crazy times for all of us back then.....

Ryuji: But what does that have to do with anything?

Sonic: Well, you guys remember we all had to split into two groups to clear out all of the remaining forces of Galeem and Dharkon.

Morgana: Oh yeah, I remember now. We were all assigned to deal with the rest of Dhakron's mess.

Sonic: That's right. While you guys did that, me and the other half of the group face off against Galeem on our own. It was hard work, but eventually, Sephiroth came in at the right time to slice that thing in half, causing an army of Master Hands to disappear.

Ren: Huh. That's.... actually pretty cool of him to do that for everyone.

Sonic: Yeeahh, but.....

Ren: Oh god. What did he do next?

Sonic: Nothing too major.....He just attacked us is all.

Makoto: Why?

Sonic: I don't even know myself, Queen. He just flew in and bodied almost all of us without breaking a sweat. Greninja, Pit, Rosalina, Samus, Bayonetta....

Ren: WITCH MOMMY!?

Sonic: Yup! Especially her! And I haven't even gotten to the part of what he did to my poor pops!

Morgana: You're talking about Mario, right? What did he do to him?

Sonic: Wellllllll......

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Ryuji: HOLY SHIT!!!!!

Ren: ........WELL!!!

Makoto: Oh my god!

Morgana: ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!!!?

Ann: (‘◉⌓◉’)(‘◉⌓◉’)(‘◉⌓◉’)(‘◉⌓◉’)

Yusuke: This can't be real.....

Haru: Oh my goodness. I think I'm going to cry....

Futuba: FHJKJVFFJN MARIO FREAKING DIED!!!?

Sonic: Everybody, CALM DOWN! Relax! Mario is fine. I repeat: Mario is 100% fine! Look!

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Ren: Oh thank Goddess Mom.

Futuba: Right!? That is such a relief!

Makoto: I agree. I don't think my could take it if he actually got himself hurt like that.

Ann: Hey, Haru, are you okay at your end?

Haru: I'm doing much better now that my sweet little Mona-Chan is here with me~

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Futuba: D'awwwwww~

Ryuji: Damn, Mona. You really are her son lol.

Morgana: Shut it, Ryuji.

Haru: Mona-Chan, are you embarrassed of me? :(

Morgana: No! Of course not, mom! I love you with all of my heart! Really!

Haru: I know you do, sweetheart. I was only messing with you is all. I love you too~ ( ˘ ³˘)♥

Morgana: Haru why?

Haru: I just wanted to see that adorable face of yours flustered. I'm sorry.

Morgana: It's fine. I forgive you.

Haru: ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Sonic: Adorable cuteness aside, the plumber dad was in no harm whatsoever. And mom makes extra sure he stays that way too, cuz I just saw her hugging him like a teddy bear in their bedroom.

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Ann: Yeah. Not gonna lie, I would totally do that for Shiho if she ever gets hurt.

Makoto: I would do the same for Ren.

Ren: Why?

Makoto: Because you're a reckless idiot and I love you.

Ren: Love you too, 'hon~ :D

Makoto: ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Futuba: Ignoring the blantly obvious Married Couple, I'm glad all of you guys are safe.

Makoto: ಠ_ಠ

Ren: ಠ︵ಠ

Sonic: Thanks, Futuba. If Cloud wasn't there to fight the madman, we all would've been done for.

Ryuji: Speaking of which, how does Cloud feel about Sephiroth joining the tournament?

Sonic: He's not too happy about it. But he has been ignoring him since a day or two ago, so that's something.

Haru: That's wonderful news. I sure do hope his presence doesn't cause Cloud Senpai too much trouble in the future.

Sonic: Same. The poor guy look like he's been stressed about it for days.

Makoto: While we're on the topic of Sephiroth, I think it's best for all of us that we stay clear from him for now.

Ren: I agree with Makoto on this one. If.the guy's that strong enough to beat half of everyone in this mansion, I stutter to think what would it be like if any fight him. So let's not get in his way, alright?

Ryuji: Right.

Ann: Roger.

Yusuke: Very well.

Haru: Okay.

Morgana: Good enough for me.

Makoto: That means you too, Futuba.

Futuba: Why me specifically?

Ren: Because we all know how much of a fangirl you are in almost everythingg video game related. Sephiroth looks like the type of guy who is dead serious on everything and I don't my baby sister to get hurt because of him.

Futuba: Rennnnnnnn I'm not a baby!

Ren: You are one to me damnit.

Futuba: ಠಗಠ

Ren: Okay. Okay. I kid lol. But seriously though, just try and stay away from him for me, alright?

Futuba: 'Aye, 'Aye, Captain!

Yusuke: I apologise to ask you this so suddenly, Sonic, but do you still have the picture you showed us not too long ago?

Sonic: The one Fatal Strike one? Yeah, I still got it. Why? You need it for something?

Yusuke: Yes. I must make a painting of this immediately!

Ryuji: Dude, seriously? Why?

Yusuke: I am not too sure about the reasons myself, but.... the dark, gloomy atmosphere of the picture alone has already peaked my attention. And it's telling me to create a masterpiece of it immediately.

Futuba: Of course you would be interested in making something like that, Inari.....

Ann: Could we just focus on our Christmas Shopping plans instead please? I don't even wanna think about that photo.

Haru: Me too. It makes me sad every time I see it.

Yusuke: Very well. I suppose I can try painting it in memory. Or at least, I hope I can....

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[silver-wield]

I just saw the quote of Nojima in Case of Tifa from OtWtaS said there were things didn’t go well between Cloud and Tifa, and this will be the same even without Geostigma and Sephiroth. Can you explain this and let me know the full interview? Because it seems like out of context from Nojima, and I saw people are twisting it

OTWTAS interview

‘Episode Tifa’ … first off, there’s the premise that things won’t go well between Tifa and Cloud, and that even without Geostigma or Sephiroth this might be the same. I don’t really intend to go on about my views on love or marriage or family (laughs). After ACC, I guess Denzel and Marlene could help them work it out. Maybe things would have gone well with Aerith, but I think there is a great burden from Aerith.

Oh, I remember. I also wanted to write about Cloud through Tifa. It certainly can be difficult to ascertain his feelings. (laughs)”

That's the original paragraph from the interview, along with a translation. It says the premise is it won't go well and might be the same. It's not a definte statement. It's a maybe. Because life and relationships are complicated and take work. Which is a theme of AC.

Basically, Nojima is summarising CoT where Tifa and Cloud have hit a rough patch after being together for nearly two years. Elmyra made Cloud deliver flowers to the forgotten city where Aerith died and that triggered Cloud's guilt that he couldn't save Aerith from Sephiroth. We know Cloud is someone who takes his job and himself too seriously at times. He wallowed in CC when he couldn't protect a scientist and he sulked when he couldn't save Tifa, and he instinctively goes to save a random guy in Wall Market's coliseum at the opening of the Beast Master battle in Remake.

At the same time, he's also found Denzel, who's a survivor of the sector 7 collapse, which is also a guilt trigger for him and Tifa because they believe it's their fault they couldn't stop the collapse. Denzel has geostigma so Cloud throws himself into finding a cure because he believes this is a way to redemption and resolving part of his guilt. He doesn't explain his feelings to Tifa because he's afraid of letting her down.

Which we also see in Nomura's interview about Cloud in AC. People always assume this is about Aerith, but that's a very limited way to look at it. Cloud lost his home, past, mother and best friend.

Several times, Cloud hasn't been able to do anything. Nibelheim twice, he couldn't save that scientist, Zack died for him, sector 7 collapsed and Aerith died. There's more to Cloud than that lake scene.

Nojima goes on to say Marlene and Denzel could help Cloud and Tifa work through their problems, which isn't any different to any other relationship where the couple's kids want to keep their parents together.

From the AC prologue we see that Tifa’s described as an abandoned woman. Definitely not how a friend is described. If they're just friends then why does she feel abandoned and why is this line even there? The description would read that Cloud was living there, then left. Instead it's loaded with romantic implication. Nojima even adds at the end that Tifa has expressed her true feelings to Cloud a lot. She doesn't lecture, she lets Cloud form his own conclusions because she doesn't baby him. Even when she does give him a talking to, she feels bad about it because she's not the type to confront others.

So, pretty much all this goes towards building the relationship between them and explaining why Cloud ran away for a few days. His guilt at letting others die, which isn't even his fault, overwhelms him because he thinks he doesn't have a right to be happy. He only starts thinking this way because Elmyra makes him go to the forgotten city. Before that he was doing okay, although he still felt bad about Denzel being sick. So, this is why Nojima says he and Tifa will struggle. Because Cloud's the type to catastrophise everything and make things into a big deal when they're not. He hides it from Tifa because he doesn't want to worry her because one of her traits is to leap into reckless situations when she's feeling hopeless.

This is awhile before the start of AC, and one of the first things that happens to Tifa while Cloud's gone is she nearly dies in the fight with Loz. His worry for her safety isn't unjustified and we see it again in Remake.

When Tifa feels hopeless she does stupid things, so Cloud would do his best to prevent her getting hurt because he's feeling like he can't be the hero everyone expects. Even though, deep down he knows Tifa never expected him to do anything except try his best.

They have a very complex relationship, so it's not easy to sum up in a couple of sentences. Nojima brings up Aerith to say it would be even more hopeless between her and Cloud because she has a duty to the planet, which is more important than Cloud. The comparison is that Aerith can't help Cloud the way Tifa can. It's why she's not Cloud's heroine. Her role is too big for one man to take precedence, but Tifa's role is to be Cloud's heroine, which is why she can take on all of these complicated moments and help him resolve his personal issues. Because of her own problems to do with guilt and loss it's harder for her than normal relationship issues, which is why they both need a little push.

This is literally right after AC finishes, so Cloud is back with his family and they're going home.

Then a couple of days later we have reminiscence of FF where we hear Cloud asking Tifa on a date. And we see a year later in DC that he's still with Tifa and much more playful. There's some cute back and forth between him and Tifa while they're in the middle of a battle, so it's clear he's past things. The group also no longer wear the memorial ribbons for Aerith.

So, taken as a whole and using all of the information about both Cloud and Tifa's characters we can conclude from this earlier interview about AC that Nojima's describing the complex relationship between them and not saying anything negative. The thing people overlook is that when the devs talk about the game and characters they're speaking from a place where they know everything. They know every facet of each character and situation. Nojima knows more about the scenario than anyone because he wrote it. Nomura understands Cloud because he created him, so any background is mostly his insight with some from Nojima's story development.

The fact they know the characters means their comments sometimes don't take into account that the audience isn't aware of the compilation as a whole. We can't look at comments like this and understand exactly what's meant at first glance because we don't know everything. It's why players misinterpret things and then blame the devs for poor translation. It's not a poor translation. It's just different perspectives.

[secret-engima]

*CACKLES* Dissidia for Bby!Nox Verse is going to be wild! Picture a 15-20 years old Nox getting summoned and almost every people thinking of the clique clone stuffs about hating the original and wanting the throne. Noctis explanation just ramps up the conspiracy theories. Cloud and Sephiroth gets all tizzy about it bc TEST TUBE CLONE BABY MUST PROTECT-HOW-SHIT!

hgfdghgf that would be- that would be hilarious and I could ramble on that if you really want. But PICTURE:

15 yr old Noctis being summoned by Materia and he’s ... fairly chill, keeping it together, and then suddenly a child-sized blade slams into the ground at his feet and he looks up in shock and there’s a MONSTROUSLY protective Sephiroth looming there on the ridge above them.

With Nox riding happily on his shoulders.

Nox grins and there is pure mischief in it as he waves, “Hi, Big Brother! Spiritus says we’re playing a fighting game and I’m on the opposite team! Wanna fight?”

And Noctis is torn between cooing over his cute brother and WIGGING OUT BECAUSE HIS 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER IS HERE???? Then he realizes that Nox has found himself a VERY scary ally in this and just said WANNA FIGHT and OH NO.

It’s ... really embarrassing to have to admit that he always loses sparring matches against his little brother, but at least he’s not the only one. Warrior and Cecil are both a groaning mess by the end of it and Nox is still hyper on his magic while Sephiroth just follows him around with a smug, doting expression (HIS BBY MAGE. HIS. That feeling only gets worse when it comes out that Nox is a teeny clone of Noctis).

The other Materia Champions are SO CONFUSED. Because Onion Knight is one thing but .... TINY CHILD??? TINY CLONE CHILD????? (Because Noctis accidentally lets slip that Nox is his younger clone and everybody just ignore a VERY conflicted Cloud in the back having flashbacks to Advent Children but also feeling protective because TEST TUBE BBY).

Sephiroth loves his tiny murder mage. They first met outside Spiritus’s tower with Nox quietly mulling over how this was a lot like one of his dreams when Sephiroth approached and Nox looked up at him with big blue eyes and his magic fearlessly tangled around Sephiroth’s soul and Sephiroth had maybe .5 seconds to realize that THIS BOY’S MAGIC CUT OFF THE SOUND OF JENOVA when Nox is smiling up at him beatifically and asking if he’ll be Nox’s friend.

And Sephiroth is just- he’s gone. Goodbye. The Power of Cute compels you.

It only gets SO MUCH WORSE when Sephiroth overhears the clone thing and is like “is that true?” and Nox goes Quiet and then shyly talks about how Uncle raised him before Dad found them and how Nox ... doesn’t remember it really, but he dreams a lot about long metal hallways and being alone and cold and scared. About cages with monsters and cold metal tables and Sephiroth thinks back to his OWN non-childhood and he’s just-

Mine.

Mine now.

I’m following him home you can’t stop me. My clone bby.

Also bby Nox making friends with Materia’s Champions left and right despite Sephiroth following on his heels. Picture him bounding over to Y’shtola and GASPING because CAT PRINCESS. HELLO PRETTY CAT PRINCESS (because, you know, Nox has always adored cats and she DOES look like a princess to Smol Person Eyes) and picture Y’shtola’s indulgent look at this little bundle of cute even as her senses screech that she’s standing in the presence of a baby WoL.

Honestly that probably makes Y’shtola’s feels melt even FASTER.

Sephiroth and Cloud hold a tense stand-off because they hate each other but CLONE BBY.

Noctis just- sighs in the background because he should be used to his little brother’s ability to befriend Anything That Breathes by now.

[sephinova]

i'm just gonna give you several characters in one ask cuz it's more convenient: sephiroth, aerith, lucrecia and jenova!

Thank you, Ida!

I’m so sorry for getting this done so late, I’ve been in a fog of worry these past few days with the current state of the world.

How I feel about this character

Sephiroth: Evil bastard that I used to hate with a burning passion until I was about 11 years old I realised how awesome and interesting he is and in turn made me fall madly in love with him. I have never been the same since the day I became a Sephiroth fan, my love for him has only grown and continues to grow to this day.

Aerith: Oh, my sweet Flower Girl! Aerith was the very first FF character I loved waaaaaaaay back when I used to watch my older brother play the original FFVII when I was little. I aspire to be just as kind and caring as Aerith.

Lucrecia: My lovely flawed Lucy... I've always found her interesting since the original FFVII and thought it strange that Square Soft/Enix didn't give her a more major role aside from her past. But when Dirge of Cerberus got released in the country where I live and I played it Lucrecia instantly became one of my favourite FFVII characters.  

Jenova: Enigmatic creepy alien lady whom I was scared to death of as a little kid and now as an adult, I love her and find her extremely fascinating.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Sephiroth: Jenova. Yes... I know what you're all thinking... but they're my rare-pair OTP whom I love with every fibre of my being! Hence my username!

Aerith: Cloud and Zack. Clerith was the very first FFVII ship that I fell in love with waaaaaaaay back when I was a little girl and I still love that ship even to this day. I've always loved Zerith, too, especially in Crisis Core, their interactions were very cute.

Lucrecia: Vincent. Lucrecia's and Vincent's story in DoC destroyed me and I really wish they could've ended up together.  

Jenova: Sephiroth. Sephinova just makes perfect sense to me.

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Sephiroth: Hmmmmm... probably Angeal and Zack? I've always liked Sephiroth's friendships with them.

Aerith: I absolutely love the friendship between Aerith and Tifa. Despite they both have romantic feelings for Cloud and the hinted jealousy towards each other they never once allowed their feelings to get in the way of their friendship and I think that's very beautiful.

Lucrecia: I'd say Ifalna. As far as canon goes, Lucrecia and Ifalna never knew each other but I'd like to think that they would be really good friends and learn a lot from each other.

Jenova: I've always loved the loyalty Kadaj has for Jenova. He'd do absolutely anything to make her happy and I'm sure she's pleased to have a very obedient son/puppet.

My unpopular opinion about this character

Sephiroth: I think Sephiroth would hate and never forgive Lucrecia for agreeing to The Jenova Project if he knows/had known that she is his birth mother. A lot of fans like to believe otherwise but I just can't get on board with them. But in an AU where Lucrecia raises Sephiroth since birth in a normal, happy family setting with Vincent as Sephiroth's adoptive father then I think if Sephiroth ever learned that he was an experiment then maybe he'd be more willing to forgive her.  

Aerith: That Aerith isn't this completely pure and innocent lady as some FFVII fans make her out to be and I mostly blame Advent Children's and Crisis Core's portrayal of her for this opinion. In the original, FFVII Aerith was streetsmart and could be mischievous at times. I'm aware in CC she was younger but she was still living in the slums where it was rife with crime even though she had the protection of the Turks close by.  

Lucrecia: That Lucrecia isn't a mega heartless bitch that her haters make her out to be. Sure she chose Hojo over Vincent, treated Vincent coldly and agreed to have her unborn baby experimented on with supposed 'Cetra cells'. I don't condone her actions but it was clear that she loved Vincent and her coldness towards him was her way of protecting him. As for The Jenova Project, it's never stated in canon why Lucrecia agreed to it. Perhaps she initially believed that if she birthed a child with powers of the Cetra that someday her child would lead the Shinra to The Promised Land and bring happiness to the world or maybe because Lucrecia was ridiculed by other Shinra people for her thesis on Chaos and Omega that she wanted to be a part of a project that would gain her positive recognition and respect. It's also very possible that Hojo had a role in convincing Lucrecia to agree to the experiment. Regardless, Lucrecia felt immense guilt for her actions, unlike Hojo.  

Jenova: I want to believe that Jenova isn't just a mindless alien virus but a character with a mind of her own capable of intelligent thought and has a personality.

One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon

Sephiroth: I have a morbid wish that there could have been an alternate ending if you lose to Sephiroth in the original FFVII that shows him achieving his goal of becoming a god. But who knows? Maybe we'll get to have an ending like that in the last part of the FFVII Remake.

Aerith: I wish Aerith never had to die and have a happily ever after with Cloud.

Lucrecia: I understand that Lucrecia has regrets and can never forgive herself for agreeing to have Sephiroth experimented on when he was in utero but I just wish she would have left her cave after the end of FFVII/Dirge of Cerberus and find some happiness and love with Vincent.

Jenova: I wish Square Soft/Enix could've given Jenova proper screentime interacting with Sephiroth that wasn't limited to floating in a tank, taking on her son's appearance and boss battles.

[gamingofkenna]

KH3 Day 7

I only have three plot-related achievements to go, so I think I’m pretty close to the end....!

I do Not like flying around in this giant space cube. Free me.

the Keyblade Graveyard I’m very worried. The Sephiroths appear and start talking about trying to start another dark war, but for the purpose of the great creation that comes after the war or something like that. So OK, pretty standard ‘im gonna do the evil thing for the benefit of all’ bad guy BS.

There are a million enemies onscreen how is the CPU handling this.

So they find ‘Terra’ but he’s been possessed by the villains, and his hair literally turns white. I’m real sick of white hair being the villain marker. Look your hair color should say nothing about the character of your heart this is not a mechanic I’m here for.

Why are they still protecting Kairi when her whole shtick this game was that she wanted to be strong enough to fight for herself and protect Sora? I’m also pretty sick of the ‘cute tiny eternally-underaged-looking girl who must be protected while she stands there defenseless’ trope. Let her fight. She and Axel trained together idk what her background before this was but she should at least be about as ready to fight as he is?? Let me see Kairi’s keyblade. Let her kill the big bad.

So... we lose. There’s practically a gameover scene. And then we’re back up to the chess board, except they’re different chess players? They look like maybe the same players, but younger now, and there’s a ‘checkmate’ by mini-Sephiroth, but young Hanzo pulls his king back and says the game isn’t over.

The Final World.

OK so all of this is.... very meta and existential and dramatic. Can we talk about how the spikes in Sora’s hair make it look like he has cat ears on close ups?

I don’t... really understand what happened with Kairi there. Was she the star in the final world, and by talking to her there Sora already saved her? (Was it possible to get through the final world without talking to that star? I wanted to talk to ALL of the stars it was so weird and sad and interesting) Was she never really gone in the first place because Sora seeing them all get taken and assuming all was lost was really jumping the gun on his part?

Why are we... repeating this scene? Did we time travel? I think we time traveled.

HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK

OK we revived all the keyblades from the original keyblade weirders but these looks like usernames?? Like Earthbound ending level meta but where are these usernames drawn from??? Is this just meant to SEEM like you’re calling upon the community or do these actually come from the KH community, winning the day for us?? Either way that was SO COOL!

The X-man is trying to make the X-blade. My joke comes full circle.

So the whole picking everyone off one by one thing is very tedious yes, but ALSO very thematic and I love getting closure on all of these faceless nameless pions. Blue-haired-guy gets a happy ‘death’. Weird antennae girl gets a happy death. Sora reassures someone’s just going to get ‘recompleted’ whatever that means and it sounds VERY dystopian scifi.

ROXAS IS BACK THE BLACK CLOAK GOOD GUYS TRIO IS REUNITED!! Yay congrats y’all!!! The girl’s name is Xion apparently which is funny to me, both that it’s another X name, and because I finally realize where that weird Japanese manga name ‘Shion’ comes from.

Ugh don’t kidnap Kairi again this is getting so boring.

So Xion must be the girl Axel was seeing in Kairi when he was kidnapped and trapped with her on a deserted island by a crazy wizard. They do look a little similar? Not that there’s enough variety in face models for that to be important - two main characters are literally like identical twins or something.

Y’know this fight would be so much easier if Roxas and Xion didn’t look exactly like the bad guy I’m fighting.

Why do all the trios have one girl? I mean I know the answer is sexism but what’s the in-universe answer? Is one of the ‘guys’ really nonbinary and it’s now my job to figure out which one it is in every trio because that’s what I’m doing now.

Now we freed Terra!! I think that’s everyone we were trying to find? Except the girl who’s in Kairi, and now we’re also looking for Kairi again ugh. Look Kairi doesn’t need to be a butt-kicking hero of the day like Aqua is, but can you elevate her somewhat above ‘cute little girl who is always in trouble’?

Last big fight with the Sephiroths, and then we’re coming for you, Baldie.

Aaaaaand.... he killed Kairi? Or something? I guess we know that coming back from the dead is totally an option so.

And we are In! Kingdom! Hearts! I think!

OK wait actually X-man calls this ‘Scala ad Caelum’, the nexus where all the worlds are born. Literally the ladder to heaven. Probably the topmost level of the Inception dream - beyond this is literally only our actual reality.

I died like fifteen times in that fight.

So one of X-man’s moves was literally to pull the light out of Sora, turning him into the dark Sora form that I jump into whenever my health is low and I really don’t wanna die. I’m still not sure if I morally should be doing rage form or not.

TERRA HAS BEEN HANZO THIS WHOLE TIME??????

Holy friiiiiiiiiick ok so the chess game was a long time ago, like when the first Keyblade war was.... and Terra’s teacher along with X-man were there, or something, being the chess players, and grew up to be the Keyblade teachers - except X-man was all doomsday prophet and all that, and decided to do time travel shenanigans to try to reset the whole world. Which like, valid? But also Sora’s whole ‘thats not your call to make’ should be your FIRST thought when you decide the world sucks and you wanna reset it!!

Anyway, Hanzo/Equius/whatever his name is.... probably like died or something in a previous game, or maybe even before the series started, except death is fake and he lived on metaphysically to help the new kids stop his old chess-mate (lol) from resetting the world and hopefully now y’all can CHILL.

Is Kingdom Hearts like actually just the moon tho. Was this game Majora’s Mask the whole time.

“His heart and his mind are made up” yeah but like technically.... this whole game is made up....

No joke if I was even a hair more invested in this I would be crying, I would be sobbing about this ending sequence, everyone moving on and being happy and having friends and the cat-thing found not-Roxas and some girl gets put in the replica body I don’t know who she is - is she Namine?? - but Riku is really happy and I don’t know how y’all can stand this. They’re playing on the beach with old bad guys and and Kairi is there in the sunset and they’re holding hands and Sora is gone???? He pulls a Luke Skywalker and vanishes what is this???

There’s more after the credits - eyepatch from before shows up at the Keyblade graveyard, with the black box everyone was hunting for earlier and promptly forgot about. Four white-robed people with animal masks show up too.... I don’t get any of this, but it suggests there’s something bad still on the horizon (of course).

Then we’re back to the chess game and baby Hanzo says there’s a new game - baby X has seven pieces (four of them have animal tops like from the previous scene) and then Hanzo pulls out the king (representing Sora!) and says ‘Just watch’!! So??? New series???

OK and I didn’t get enough hidden mickeys to unlock the secret ending to brb while I do that.

OK SO THE SECRET ENDING IS JUST AN AD FOR THE NEXT GAME.

I would assume at least - I actually looked up the phrase and apparently it’s nonsense that’s at the end of all the games so that’s nothing - but we see Sora, alive, and he and Riku are in the Verum Rex world, so I’m guessing.... that means something? There’s more I guess is what it means.

OK it’s midnight, I’m spending three more bucks just to sleep and turn this game in tomorrow, I’m posting this tonight and I’ll make a proper post-game tomorrow.

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Hey dear @asreoninfusion,

remember a time before you were a popular blog Sefikura BDSM Kink Queen? 

When you were too afraid to make a blog? And were too afraid to message me because you worried you would annoy me? Before we met in real life. 

Hahaha you sent me anon messages in a time I received multiple anons a day. I had to give you a nickname because I wanted you to sign your posts. I gave you name options, you chose the name anon-sundown. I wanted you to continue talking to me, because you were cute enough to be adopted. You suggested writing about your funny life experiences.

Now, I kept all these messages for years. READ THEM BOTTOM TO TOP. You might want to copy them and put them on your own blog.

Love,

your friend Aisha

anon-sundown asked you: 10 hours ago You couldn't actually see the driver; all that was visible were two hands sticking out through this massive bunch of bananas, clutching the handlebars with a white-knuckled grip, and a little face peering round the edge.

anon-sundown asked you: 10 hours ago But the favourite two-wheeler incident was the banana man. People would often cart around huge amounts of food or stock for the local shops they owned; this man was transporting bananas. A /lot/ of bananas. To this day I have no idea how he managed to balance them all on there, but it is safe to say there was significantly more banana than man.

anon-sundown asked you: 10 hours ago We used to see all sorts of insane things on two-wheelers. Across the road from the Croc Bank there lived a man who would regularly drive a fully grown goat around on his bike, with the animal casually draped over the back. One time we saw two men driving along with an eight foot length of PVC pipe... lengthways. They were holding it /across/ the bike, taking up almost the entire road and forcing everyone to swerve all over the place to avoid them! (Fairly standard driving for India, then.)

anon-sundown asked you: 10 hours ago Let's have a non-animal related story for a change. In India they were big on their motorbikes - or two-wheelers, as they call them. They tend to be a lot cheaper and more accessible for most people, so they made up about 40% of the traffic. And the amount of stuff people would cram onto those things! It wasn't at all uncommon to see a family of four or five squashed onto the one bike.

anon-sundown asked you: 12 hours ago One other thing the macaques used to do - and I have no idea where they learnt to do this, if it was instictive or they had learnt it from someone - was floss their teeth. The zookeeper would pull out a strand of their hair and hand it to the monkeys, and they'd start flossing! That soon became an integral part of the feeding show, getting them to clean their teeth afterwards for the visitors to see. We were often the ones doing that, so it's a good thing both my mum and I have very thick hair!

anon-sundown asked you: 12 hours ago Even if they weren't playing with the hose, most of the monkeys would still stop and stare while you cleaned, then try to imitate what you were doing. My mum once brought in a little toy broom to give to them while she was sweeping, see if she could get them to copy her and do some of the work! (They weren't buying it.)

anon-sundown asked you: 12 hours ago In the complete opposite of the spider monkeys, the macaques loved water. The cleaning always took twice as long as it should have, as the monkeys would come and play in the spray when you were trying to hose down the floor and rocks. On more than one occasion a zookeeper (usually my mum) was caught playing skipping rope with the monkeys and a stream of water.

anon-sundown asked you: 12 hours ago Cleaning their enclosure was always a two person job; one to do the cleaning, and the other would stand there with a hose, keeping the monkeys at bay. Fortunately, the macaques monkeys were much friendlier. You had to make sure not to get too near to any of the babies - the mothers were very protective of their young - but other than that they were quite happy to have company in their enclosure.

anon-sundown asked you: 12 hours ago Most of the time the spider monkeys would grudgingly accept an intrusion at feeding time. They weren't pleased that someone was in their space, but they knew that they got food out of it. Even so, they could be vicious buggers, so the zookeeper would always carry a water pistol in with them. If the spider monkeys got too close or too aggressive, you just squirted them with the water pistol and they would back off!

anon-sundown asked you: 12 hours ago At the Hunter Valley Zoo in Australia there were also monkeys, although these were part of the zoo rather than the local wildlife! We had two species; macaques and spider monkeys. The macaques were a big friendly group, playful and generally very nice. The spider monkeys, on the other hand, were not. Their enclosure was /their/ territory, and hoo boy, they did not like their territory invaded. Oddly enough, the only thing they liked less than having someone in their territory was... water.

anon-sundown asked you: a day ago Fortunately, he missed the food. But he did knock over a bottle of milk belonging my little sister (who was very little then). Somehow he managed to set it spinning right around, squirting milk out in every direction at everyone while we dove for cover. Having very successfully got our attention, the goat then hopped back down and made for his balcony, only to run straight into the closed glass door. We let him out there just to get some peace!

anon-sundown asked you: a day ago He's obviously gone for my apple cores, sticking his head into the bin to get at them... but then his horns had got caught, and he couldn't get himself back out past the swing lid. So he just pulled the whole thing off. and then, flailing around like a mad thing trying to dislodge the lid, charged upstairs and jumped right up onto the dinner table.

anon-sundown asked you: a day ago One final piece of background information; I like eating apples. I used to sit at the computer in the front room downstairs, happily munching away, and throw the cores into a little bin with a swing lid just by the desk. This is relevant. So, the goat sneaks into the house. The family is all sat down for dinner, minding our own business, and the first we know of it is hearing a huge ka-clop, ka-clop, ka-clop as the goat comes absolutely flying up the stairs with a bin lid stuck around his neck.

anon-sundown asked you: a day ago As it turned out, we needn't have worried. The goat's reaction to the big scary dogs was to headbutt them, full in the face. The German Shepherd was the one scared of the goat! After the goat had grown a bit and become too big for the balcony, he was relocated to a nice little shed outside. But he still believed the balcony was /his/ balcony and his home, and thus would regularly sneak into the house and charge upstairs to try to get back there.

anon-sundown asked you: a day ago When the goat was just a little thing, it used to live out on the balcony on the second floor of our house. This was because we also had two dogs, an Australian Cattle dog and a fully grown German Shepherd. The former was about twice the size of the goat, and the latter three or four times bigger. We introduced them regularly, but didn't want them to share the same living space until the goat was a bit more grown up and less likely to be intimidated by the big scary dogs.

anon-sundown answered you: a day ago rp-sephiroth asked:

Hahahahaha, I loved the story of the goat. It made me really happy on a less than happy day! xD You're so full of good things, I can't imagine why you still hide. Over the past few weeks you've come across as a pretty rad friend. xD <3 Yes, you make me happy!

Ahhh, thank you! I’m so happy I can make you happy. ^_^ I have another tale of the goat for today’s silly story.

anon-sundown asked rp-writer-aisha: 2 days ago Oh! And just out of curiosity, how are you making the keyblade? I cosplayed Aqua one time and made Stormfall for her. It came out... okay, I guess, but a bit fragile. Someone leant on it and snapped it. orz So anyway, I'm interested to see what method/materials you're going to use. :)

anon-sundown asked rp-writer-aisha: 2 days ago I know what you mean about the self-acceptance thing. v_v And for me it never seemed reasonable or fair to expect anyone else to like you when you don't even like yourself. (This thinking is a significant part of why I'm always so terrified to talk to anyone new; it just seems so rude to impose my shitty self on them. orz) But I like you, and I'm sure the other people you mentioned who send you messages like and accept you too! It's probably not worth much, but there's that at least. ^^'

anon-sundown asked you: 3 days ago Then the goat came trotting along, looking pleased as punch with himself, with three or four cigarettes hanging out of his mouth. Ah, of course. The builder took off after the goat to try and get them back, but alas, it was too late for the cigarettes. They were chewed to pieces and covered in goat slobber. And the poor builder never did get to have a smoke that day.

anon-sundown asked you: 3 days ago The goat was also around. And goats, as you may know, will eat just about anything. On this particular day, 'anything' was the builder's entire packet of cigarettes that he had left out. He came asking us if we knew where his cigarettes had gone, and for a good while we were all searching around the area he'd misplaced them, scratching our heads.

anon-sundown asked you: 3 days ago Originally, Avoca Drive was bought as a plot of land, and my mum and stepdad had a house built on it. We moved in as soon as we could, with just a few finishing touches like carpets to go down and a concrete path to lay outside the front door (the latter of which meant we had to climb out a ground floor window to get out the house for a day or two while the concrete set, that was fun). So there were a few builders around, just finishing up whatever they needed to do.

anon-sundown asked you: 3 days ago While we were in the same house as the wombat incident (henceforth to be known as Avoca Drive, if I need to reference it again) we also owned a goat. And this goat-- oh Goddess, this goat. It was a donation from another family; they had won the goat in a charity auction, raising money for African villages and 'Give a Goat' sort of projects (hence why they were auctioning a goat, I suppose). But they discovered after the fact they didn't have the time/space to look after a goat, so it came to us.

I perched on the back of the sofa (up out of reach of marauding wombats; I wasn't taking on that thing either) and laughed at everyone. Eventually my brother joined me up on the sofa, and the wombat was led away to its overnight bunk in the cupboard under the house, where it the proceeded to keep everyone up all night trying to dig through the foundations.

anon-sundown asked you: 2 minutes ago He tried to shake the wombat off, changing direction and speeding up. The wombat only sped up after him. They ended up running round the room in panicked circles with my brother shouting for mummy. Mum swept in for a rescue attempt, but was not very successful. They /both/ ended up running round the room being chased by the wombat.

anon-sundown asked you: 3 minutes ago Now, this wombat had been trained at Taronga Zoo to follow people around, so the zoo keepers could easily get it to go where they wanted. So when we let it out to have a wander in the front room it began to follow around my brother. He was only ten at the time, and not terribly pleased by the large hairy creature tailing him at a distance far to close for comfort.

anon-sundown asked you: 5 minutes ago Okay, so back when we lived in Australia (as my stepdad is Australian; everything is always his fault), he and my mum owned a zoo in the Hunter Valley, several hours drive north of Sydney. We had acquired a wombat, a transfer from Taronga Zoo. Since our house was directly along and right in the middle of the route between Taronga in Sydney and the Hunter Valley, it was decided the wombat would stay a night at home to break up the journey.

anon-sundown asked you: a day ago We eventually got the noodles back after my mum went and yelled at the monkeys, though it wasn't terribly effective until the monkeys hissed back and scared my little sister. Then my mum actually got angry with them, and she is rather scary when angry. The monkeys dropped the jar and ran off, and thus victory was ours.

anon-sundown asked you: a day ago One time the door to the house was left open and two monkeys broke in. One stood guard at the door while other darted into the kitchen, jumped up on to the counter and proceeded to raid the cupboard. They made off with a jar of pot noodles and took to a nearby tree to try and prise the thing open (without much succes).

[beetleboy213]

Here's a useless list of some of my favorite characters

*Jojo -Kakyoin- he’s a good cherry boi, he didn’t deserve what happened to him. (His parents don’t even know He’s gone) -Johnny- I will fight for this depressed jojo, so much bad shit happened to him and i just want to give him a hug. Is stand is also one of my favorites. -Gyro- love this goofy pasta boi. He’s both gorgeous and a complete goof and is a huge badass i love him

*Kingdom hearts -Axel- he’s just a fucking gorgeous man who is a badass and just wants whats best for his friends ahhhhhhh. -Roxas- he’s just a young boy who just wanted to go to the beach and eat ice cream with his friends give him a break -vanitas- tbh i hated him at first but after playing through ven’s story I started to like him, especially at the end when you defeat him, he just looks so sad and defeated that I couldn’t help but want to feel bad for him. He’s my garbage son -Sora- he’s a sunshine baby boy who is so pure i can’t even with him -Larxene- She’s pretty, i’d let her step on me and kill me

*Final fantasy (vii and xv)  -Aerith- she’s a pure angel I love her so much. I would do anything for her. -Prompto- I love him, he was kinda annoying at first but after finding out more about him I just wanted to hold him and keep him safe -iggy- He is what holds the chocobros together without him they would probably die

*Bnha -Deku- he’s a good pure boy who just wants to be a hero, his determination is inspiring -Shoto- This poor baby needs protection someone help him. I love him (he also has two different colored eyes like myself) -Tsu- She’s just so cute i love her so much

*Other -Lotor (voltron)- he’s just a goofy dick, i love him. even if he is an ass hole -Pit (kid Icarus uprising)- he has such a like able personality i love it. -Dark pit (kid icarus uprising)- he’s just an edgier version of pit and i’m living for it -Joshua (the world ends with you)- A snarky ass who i love he was such a good character i loved his interactions with Neku -Neku (Twewy)- dude reminds me so much of myself it’s not even okay -Ryuji (persona 5)- I love his personality so far he’s a fun character. 

*other characters i really like

Rosalina Luigi Waluigi Skullkid Peridot Sephiroth luka marx-kirby mimikyu Geno there’s more but I don’t wanna put anymore

[im-totally-not-an-alien]

Final Fantasy 7 prompts no 38

1. Modern au where Sephiroth is Clouds stalker.

Zack just found out recently that Angeals friend is stalking some blond guy and he is not okay

He confronts the silverette, who has approximately zero shame, admitting he liked watching him from afar, and that this was none of Zacks business.

Zack disagrees and introduces himself to the blond a few days later.

A. Zack isn't sure how to tell the blond that a friend of his friend is stalking him and just hangs out with him to protect the chocobo

B. He tells him strait out and Cloud replies with, "Oh, I know. I'm just waiting for him to finally ask me out."

And Zack is floored

Sephiroth however is getting so many pep talks from people who know about his crush. He appreciates it.

2. Cloud never cared much for theater, but after Jessie died, he figured he would see a showing. Just to honor her.

He didn't expect to meet a certain red head, nor did he expect the redhead to make him fall in love with both theater and himself

Aka Cloud learns to self love

3. Tifa sleepy-cuddling with Aerith. Cute!

Plus: Cloud or Barret subtly watching over them like the big overprotective bros that they are

4. Aerith fought a new type of monster from the Shinra Science Department and she wound up stuck as a butterfly. How is she supposed to help save the world as a bug?!

5. RM Reno gets thrown into a parallel world where not only is Cloud a Turk, but is also his student.

Reno decides to run his baby-Turk through the ringer.

Cloud takes it like a champ, causing Reno to step up his game.

6. Everybody keeps flirting with Cloud, but he doesn't flirt back, so they assume he doesn't know how to flirt.

Until Genesis says something stupid and Cloud turned out to be smooth af

7. Tifa comes into Clouds apartment when he's away in chapter 4.

She does some snooping and pulls out a large box, roughly the length of a coffin from under the bed. She wasn't prepared for what she saw.

There, in the container, was a shattered porcelain doll. The man was rather attractive, with spikey black hair and a pretty face, despite some of it being missing. Tifa, of course, recognized the man immediately from nebilheim, but what was the doll version of that man doing here? And why was in Clouds room? Did they know eachother?

They must have, given the condition of the doll, and what seemed to be...a crafting kit?

Wouldn't it make more sense to use a repair kit?

She had so many questions...

8. "I will leave this world behind, and bring it no further harm. On one condition."

"What is it?" The blond asked, sounding too wary for his liking.

"You."

"What?!"

"I want you, Cloud."

9. Sephiroth, but with a Instagram/ Snapchat addiction

"About to flirt with my arch-nemesis, wish me luck! ;p. "

Cloud: *in the background* wtf

10. Cloud meeting Sephiroth in a futuristic virtual reality game, except Cloud doesn't know its him and the silverette chose not to tell him. Instead he takes this as an opportunity to get close to his puppet and figure out his weakpoints by playing the game with him.

11. Virtual reality au where Cloud has always been sickly and bedridden. He buys a virtual reality game and headset and is amazed by it. The air is fresh and clean and not at all like the disinfectant fumes that fill up the hospital. There's grass, and lakes and colour

But best of all, he can walk, no. He can run

He never wants to leave.

He winds up staring at another player in awe. Long silver hair and cat green eyes. The mans character even had similar long ears to Clouds. He remembered that it ment something. Elf? So they were the same species then.

The man noticed and glared at him before walking away, and the blond realized that he had been rude. Oh well. Nothing he can do about it now.

Based (extreemly) loosely on 1/2 Prince.

12. Cloud popped back in time and basically he just starts following Sephiroth around to make sure he's not going to go crazy again.

Sephiroth, of course, finds this to be rather objectionable up until the mysterious man began sorting through his stacks of paperwork and labeling them.

Now he's fine with it.

The rest of ShinRa? Not so much...not like they can do anything about it though.

13. Cloud dies and Sephiroth is there on the other side waiting for him

14. Drugged/ Drunk Sephiroth

15. Vincent dramatically revieling to CC Sephiroth that he is his father.

Cloud introduces himself and the living doll his alien not mom made for him out of a corpse. Needless to say he was less happy about the second one, but latches onto both anyway.

Genesis keeps taking Cloud out to get the doll new outfits and make him proform on a stage, which Vincent joins in on. Sephiroth joins in to be with them and they accedently become a theater group. Oops.