Some more quotes of my dumbass friends that I think fit supernatural characters
Gaberiël: Zeus, make Switzerland number 1, and my life is yours!
Bobby: I don't get this whole racist/sexism thing. I mean. Black people are shit, white people are shit, men are shit, women are shit, straight people are shit, gay people are shit. Everyone is equally shit. Deal with it.
Jack: My parents took my phone, and now all my snap-streaks are ruined. Now I feel like curling up in a little ball and cry.
Sam: Hey, remember when we had hopes and dreams and shit?
Dean: No...
Garth: I'm listening to my chicken nuggets in the fryer.
Kevin: School will start at 7:55. Somebody please end my life so I can die well-rested.
Dean: So what are we going to do?
Cas: *eating a gummybear* Drugs, like the bad bitches we are.
Claire: *Looking stressed*
Jody: What's wrong?
Claire: I fucked up.
Jody: What did you fuck up?
Claire: Life.
Dean: Which chipmunk do you think fits my personality?
Crowley: Theodore.
Dean: Why?
Crowley: Because you're always stuffing your fucking face. Which one am I?
Dean: Alvin.
Crowley: Why?
Dean: Because you can't shut the fuck up.
Sam: You still sleep with stuffed animals?
Charlie: I don't want them to be lonely...
Sam: So today, my hallway crush joined our table because there were no more seats left. I didn't realize this. So the first words my hallway crush has heard me say were: "No, I'm telling you. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson are superduperfuckingmegajumbo gay for each other. Unrelated note: Who wants to set me on fire?
Meg: People who commit murders really have no brain whatsoever. Use gloves people, they can detect fingerprints now!
Charlie: Every day you find out new stuff about yourself. Today I discovered my love for Winnie The Pooh.
Kevin: Don't you have like 40 teddy's of the Winnie The Pooh gang?
Charlie: Well America was always there as well, that still doesn't mean they didn't discover it!
Charlie: No, you don't understand. I NEED a big, floppy coat so that when I run it flaps behind me like a superhero cape.
Lucifer: I hate coffee, It's too bitter.
Balthazar: So? Fits with your personality.
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Yes, there is a right answer, but I'm not going to tell you who until the results are in.
Just the first 12 that came to mind. Just pick whos the hottest out of the listed characters, even if you like another character better. just choose the best from the options provided.
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*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*
Balthazar: So what have you been up to recently?
Castiel: Leading a revolution with Dean.
Balthazar: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
Castiel: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Balthazar: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Gabriel?
Castiel: Happily living his exile in Vegas. Anna?
Balthazar: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break her out later. Lucifer?
Castiel: Cult leader.
Balthazar: Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Another critique I have for but lucifer's design is he should've have a lion motif. He's the embodiment of pride which is also what you call a group of lions. Lions were common circus attractions and Lucifer is a ringleader. AND HE'S A KING. And since adam has horns it gives lion and the lamb symbolism.
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